Ismael Loutfi: “Arab-to-Arab Small Talk Gets Dark Fast” - Bill Burr Presents: The Ringers

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Ismael Loutfi explains why you shouldn’t search the internet for questions about Islamic culture and wonders why people are so critical of Florida. (Contains strong language.)
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  1. sean huff
    sean huff
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    So happy to see this dude make it, star bar!

  2. Mustafa Salaymeh
    Mustafa Salaymeh
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    That southern thing is funny asf. Aand true

  3. Tyson Sadler
    Tyson Sadler
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    This guy is incredible 😂

  4. Cour Sandi
    Cour Sandi
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    Arabic sounds like throat cancer.

  5. SuN sInGeR
    SuN sInGeR
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    It's cause Florida is a different culture than the rest of the south.

  6. Kee To
    Kee To
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    I'm from New Orleans and trust me Florida isn't the south 😆

  7. Samuel Berens
    Samuel Berens
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    “Florida is worse than Syria” lmaooo as a Floridian born and raised can confirm 😭😭

  8. Karib H
    Karib H
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    So not funny.

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    pretty good set tho

  10. Masiha mft
    Masiha mft
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    Absolutely hysterical broo. Every sec was funny. Applauses

  11. AllNiteLemonade
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    My name is Ismael ... I’m Puerto Rican and Spanish.. and have been asked if I’m Muslim because of my Name and Beard ... 🤨

  12. Gabriela Galescu
    Gabriela Galescu
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    The Chinese girl called Jennifer! -:)

  13. AdalynLeigh
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    "What am I DEFENDING?!" That cracked me up.

  14. Latif Idris
    Latif Idris
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    Quarantine Standup

  15. Chandan Bhowal
    Chandan Bhowal
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    'You have to have a talk in cab' Me: Are you challenging me?

  16. Reversed
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    As a southerner who has indeed lived in Florida, my immediate instinct was to shake my head when he said that he's Southern.

  17. dogchaser520
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    3:11 Native ad for Google Chrome, we're onto you!

  18. Nunya Biz
    Nunya Biz
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    Pretty good set though...

  19. hereformusicandfood
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    I'm from Florida and he's correct. It is the South. And it's awful.

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    My man killed it

  21. Khairul Azlan
    Khairul Azlan
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    wtf AHAHA

  22. ciera leal
    ciera leal
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  23. Atif Choudhury
    Atif Choudhury
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    My man looking like a defector Syrian air force officer from the 70s 😂

  24. 777 Ysl
    777 Ysl
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    Sharia law is not funny

  25. Krambambuli
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    "Don't go to the internet to learn about islam"...this tells u everything about this "religion"

  26. CultCow
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    He sounds like Timothee Chalamet.

  27. Michael Devaney
    Michael Devaney
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    This guy is very good

  28. alia al mutairi
    alia al mutairi
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    I like him

  29. jesse black
    jesse black
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    Wow I actually thought he was funny, and that says something

  30. Jojo Rabbit
    Jojo Rabbit
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    Not funny Translation: BORING AS HELL 😑😑

  31. Trev Barlow
    Trev Barlow
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    "Don't go to Google for answers about Islam. Go to a Muslim." Translation: don't fact check.

  32. Luka Jóse
    Luka Jóse
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    He looks totally mexican.

  33. Ali Ahmad
    Ali Ahmad
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    Syrian, really? You look khaleejy.

    1. Ahmed Khalafalla
      Ahmed Khalafalla
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      That’s what I thought too 😅

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  34. Maryam•EMProductions
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    Being named Maryam and Muslim Uber drivers getting all excited and saying stuff like "ohhhh Mhad yham, beautiful name, you know what that means?!" Lol

  35. Vanshika Sulaniya
    Vanshika Sulaniya
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    Woah diamond in the coal mine

  36. My Getaway
    My Getaway
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    Let's just put it this way: in Florida, the more northward you go, the more southern you get.

  37. Zubayr al-Itaali
    Zubayr al-Itaali
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    Under rated

  38. khalid chkouked
    khalid chkouked
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    I like this guy Like like like

  39. PurpleSugar56
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    He looks like he is stuck in the nineties

  40. adolf the red nosed
    adolf the red nosed
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    Still looking for the joke

    1. salam
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      It's you, you are the joke

  41. fahi sam
    fahi sam
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    Very funny , wish the bit was longer

  42. MoJa
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    إسماعييييل يا عرب....هههههههه

  43. sushant pandita
    sushant pandita
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    Damn! the identity crisis on this one

  44. Prod. Tonio
    Prod. Tonio
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    Yooo this guy is ass

  45. WKDi
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    Gonna tell my kids ..this is cheb hasni

  46. WKDi
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    Gonna tell my kids ..this is cheb hasni

  47. B Man
    B Man
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    As a southerner I can say the POPULAR nice parts of America's penis aren't the south. But there's plenty of rebel authenticity in the gooch and shaft. I've heard Cuban food is delicious on the tip

  48. krrrruptidsoless
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    I think they say Florida isn't south because there wasn't any battles during the civil war except maybe one clear up north of Florida

  49. Ceramicus Plus
    Ceramicus Plus
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    'What am I defending?' hahaha

  50. M Q
    M Q
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    I love him he didn’t try to westernize the name khaled.

  51. Daniel Espinosa
    Daniel Espinosa
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    This guy is funny!

  52. Asim Almugren
    Asim Almugren
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    Who’s this guy 😂

  53. Heidi Melcarek
    Heidi Melcarek
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    Haha, fish hook political theory...?

  54. Lil coco milk
    Lil coco milk
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    😂😂😂 haha this guy

  55. The Wizard of odds
    The Wizard of odds
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    Eh he tried.

  56. Captain Cairo
    Captain Cairo
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    Am Arab, can confirm - this is 100% correct

    1. Sean
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      Are you the most ripped in all of Cairo?

  57. aoitennyo
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    “Jennifer you have to experience this with me” XD

  58. BMWJBA
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    I know this guy. I used to do open mics in Atlanta with him. He said he was moving last I saw him, I guess it worked out.

  59. Amanda Canny
    Amanda Canny
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    I really enjoyed this 😁 solid 👍

  60. Lava Popsicle
    Lava Popsicle
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    Donald Glover vibes :)

  61. Aaron Pierce
    Aaron Pierce
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    South americans act the same way. You say where your from and it gets sad real fast

  62. AC
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    I straight up thought he was Mexican!!!

  63. Gage Abdul
    Gage Abdul
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    "Cuz ya got Cubans"

  64. Violent Gamer
    Violent Gamer
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    I've heard the don't google muslim skit b5

  65. leo lucky
    leo lucky
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    Salam alekhhhhjjvbbnnmn

  66. 2ndmoon
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    Sometimes he talks rly fast.. like what-just-happened fast

  67. koki kak
    koki kak
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  68. TightMoneyGripp813
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    Yep, cured my temporary depression 🤣😆😅

  69. ancil mendonca
    ancil mendonca
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    Any Muslims here? Gimme an "Allah hu Akbar" !! ( No disrespect)

  70. Dave Horsfield
    Dave Horsfield
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    Yo this guy ain’t no joke........ in an Uber once and for 20 mins it was just him telling me his entire Arab life’s story haha he was the man and I gave him a 5 buck tip 👉🏻😎👉🏻

  71. Mazin Sami
    Mazin Sami
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    إسماعيل ؟

  72. izzy
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    I always get name checked because my name is ismael but im mexican lol

  73. A French Potato
    A French Potato
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    Hilarious dude 😂😂

  74. MSG685
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    South Florida is not the south because most of its population migrated there. Most of the people in South Florida came from new england and around ohio(and Cuba). North Florida is legitimately the south though.

  75. Erika Ford
    Erika Ford
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    I'm from florida

  76. Brigadier Blue
    Brigadier Blue
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    Florida is not Southern bro Sorry but most dont even have an accent

  77. Luke Rosetti
    Luke Rosetti
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    I expected this to be funnier

  78. Leila
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    florida < syria bit was the best part hahaha

  79. Mars On Earth
    Mars On Earth
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    I’m from Syria too lol

    1. salam
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      Syria gang 💯🔥

  80. Shazei Viking
    Shazei Viking
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    damn and this kid's only 18! had me cackling the whole time. he's going places

  81. Ceedubelu
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    *Jennifer you are in this with us.*

  82. Sarah Idris
    Sarah Idris
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    Netflix . . . Do your thing.

  83. 716 TG
    716 TG
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    Finish that Florida saying - “Went to Florida on a vacation and left on ....... “ ?

    1. Molmer
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      Had to Google it. "left on probation" Hahaha

  84. Nicolas Lennan
    Nicolas Lennan
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    Mad funny lol

  85. steve sun
    steve sun
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    do people hate Florida? I'm from the southwest we all super hate california more than anything

    1. disklamer
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      TIL the southwest invented superhate

    2. free2
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      Well you may hate us but we sure love your real estate prices.

  86. Karen Hoschar
    Karen Hoschar
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    I use Uber all the time this feels to accurate

  87. Cato
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    Man, I didn't expect that. This is so good.

  88. the_nikster
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    he is hilarious! I laughed throughout!

  89. Jessica Caraballo
    Jessica Caraballo
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    You're in this with us jennifer... Lol

  90. Florida Man ツ
    Florida Man ツ
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    We got cheese grits 😂😂😂 as a Florida man myself i can co-sign

  91. unfalsifiable
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    This guy is REALLY good I was laughing the whole damn time.

  92. Anas Lotfi
    Anas Lotfi
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    We could have been brothers if it wasn't for that damn "u".

  93. Mars Edding
    Mars Edding
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    Hey, it's my crush from the Patriot Act writing pool!

  94. BlueHoodie Gamer
    BlueHoodie Gamer
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    It's so true though, whenever I ask my friends who live In Florida if they have x where x is a common southern thing they'll go "what's that" to which I then remember that they are basically an alien. It's like how there's westerners and Californians. There's Southerners and floridians

    1. B Man
      B Man
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      Brilliantly said

  95. Kai Apparent
    Kai Apparent
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    I’m crying like bruh I fell off my fucking chair 😂😭😭😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️

  96. El Tercero
    El Tercero
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    Dude didnt even do the child of immgrants joke. "But, _really_ where are you from?"

  97. Gbomb31
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    I think this dude writes for Patriot Act...

  98. David Harrison
    David Harrison
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    Learn to grow a real mustache!

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    “You ain’t no southern you’re a Floridian” 🤣🤣

  100. shooglechic
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    Pretty sure I found my new favorite comedian.