Langston Kerman: “I Feel Like the Only Kid That Fell for the D.A.R.E. Campaign”

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Langston Kerman remembers the D.A.R.E. campaign, recalls his favorite thing to do and explains what crime should look like in drug-prevention commercials. (Contains strong language.)
Original airdate: September 28, 2018
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  1. Teflon Smile
    Teflon Smile
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    amget.info/have/mKKYnXavzYXLe2c/video.html 🤣🙌 he is right!

  2. Teflon Smile
    Teflon Smile
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    This is Chaz 🙌🤣🤣🤣🤣

  3. bleedingbatho
    bleedingbatho
    2 օր առաջ

    y’all recognize him from Insecure?

  4. Alien Stoner
    Alien Stoner
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    Thank ya lil rhyming bitch 😂😂😭

  5. steve thompson
    steve thompson
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    DARE was a mastermind plan to get children to snitch on their parents.

  6. ABRAHAM OGIRI AJENE
    ABRAHAM OGIRI AJENE
    4 օր առաջ

    Thank you lil rhyming bitch

  7. Elizabeth Graham
    Elizabeth Graham
    4 օր առաջ

    His impression of his dog talking is ART😆😆

  8. Fox MacLeod
    Fox MacLeod
    5 օր առաջ

    @3:00 so true. Listen to an ad for Guitar Center on a metropolitan area's rock station, then listen to the spot for the same exact store on the local hip-hop station. It's... infuriating, honestly.

    1. Teflon Smile
      Teflon Smile
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      Radio contest for national syndicated channels....the ad is aired 10 minutes sooner on Rock station than it airs on hip hop channels ⚖🤺🤷‍♂️ offsetting winning demographic

  9. Wynter Heat
    Wynter Heat
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    Trey sounds like the devilI’m the Bible. He quiet minding his business with not one story.😈

  10. Ceylan Unal
    Ceylan Unal
    6 օր առաջ

    Good stuff 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  11. Smokey Santiago
    Smokey Santiago
    6 օր առաջ

    What a wholesome man "I watch AMget videos of people getting engaged!"

  12. Luca Balboni
    Luca Balboni
    6 օր առաջ

    This is 10/10 content

  13. Renaissance Junkie
    Renaissance Junkie
    6 օր առաջ

    ppease upload the set please

  14. Jess Wade
    Jess Wade
    6 օր առաջ

    He is just ADORABLE!

  15. x0Mickey0x
    x0Mickey0x
    6 օր առաջ

    Someone put him on a TV show please

  16. Alexandra Henderson
    Alexandra Henderson
    6 օր առաջ

    I don't like drugs not do I approve of others around me doing it unless it's for medical purposes

  17. Aaron K
    Aaron K
    6 օր առաջ

    “Thank you, ‘lil rhymin bitch” lol

  18. Savalas Lindsey
    Savalas Lindsey
    6 օր առաջ

    This is dope

  19. sissywizard
    sissywizard
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    First joke in i know this guy is funny as hell 👍 haha thanks dude

  20. BigGahmBoss
    BigGahmBoss
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    If this dude drinks on the regs and has that whole "I don't do drugs" bit, than he is a massive hypocrite

  21. King King2
    King King2
    7 օր առաջ

    شهر کرمان؟ Kerman city?

  22. KDF Kdf
    KDF Kdf
    7 օր առաջ

    i love the engagement videos.

  23. Blue Bird
    Blue Bird
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    4:02 Most of the audience didn't realize he just attacked toxic masculinity.

  24. IAmLovesLight
    IAmLovesLight
    8 օր առաջ

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

    1. IAmLovesLight
      IAmLovesLight
      8 օր առաջ

      ☠️

  25. irvingklaw57
    irvingklaw57
    8 օր առաջ

    He is so cute

  26. KDF Kdf
    KDF Kdf
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    The say no to drugs fried egg commercial worked on me. That and having drug addicts on both sides of the family. I never was tempted to try it. Not even weed. Had friends that smoked.

    1. M Pearson
      M Pearson
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      Living through the crack era worked on me. Everyone I date does drugs though. 🤔

  27. Priynka Sx
    Priynka Sx
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    💋💋💕💋💋💋💕💕

  28. Made In Africa TV
    Made In Africa TV
    9 օր առաջ

    lakeith steinfeld if he was light skinneded

  29. TakodaRA
    TakodaRA
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    Black man being true to himself I fucks wit it.

  30. crossedwires
    crossedwires
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    so good!

  31. Mush Room
    Mush Room
    9 օր առաջ

    Yall he was in The Boys!

    1. nunya2587
      nunya2587
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      @Rae Min-Laan McNeil yeah he's in the second season

    2. Rae Min-Laan McNeil
      Rae Min-Laan McNeil
      9 օր առաջ

      Forreal???

  32. Brandon Clark
    Brandon Clark
    9 օր առաջ

    Fresh AF.

  33. Nardos Bellete
    Nardos Bellete
    9 օր առաջ

    Trigger warning: if you played the clarinet and believed DARE you’ll realize you have always been a dork. Damn man, thanks for breaking my bubble!

    1. M Pearson
      M Pearson
      5 օր առաջ

      The dork rule only applies to men and teenagers. Men could careless if you dressed up in cosplay every week and went to comic book conventions.

  34. Chris Brown
    Chris Brown
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    True

  35. Antara Baker
    Antara Baker
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    Lol it’s not mislabeled, clearly a few of y’all wasn’t listening, he said that exact line in the beginning. Lol before the heroine joke

    1. Antara Baker
      Antara Baker
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      @Mr Minotaur thank you , i was so confused on how that many people missed the joke lol 🥴

    2. Mr Minotaur
      Mr Minotaur
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      They changed the title from when it was first posted. Original title was for a different part of his set and it didn't match this vid (something about him being a teacher or whatever), but it's accurate now.

  36. Hello There
    Hello There
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    I forgot what it stood for because drugs. No loss felt.

  37. Lex Keach
    Lex Keach
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    This set was amazing! This guy was hilarious from start to finish. Also, just pop some zofran, or Phenergan half an hour before you do opiates if they make you throw up at first. If you don't have access to those, you can get dramamine or bonine over the counter. Dose high on the antiemetics, and low on the heroin or other opiates until your body adjusts. Or just don't do heroin, because it's a bitch to quit, and you spend the rest of your life with it in the back of your head. 😅

  38. Detavitluc Ssenippah
    Detavitluc Ssenippah
    9 օր առաջ

    He's high asf rite now wtf

  39. BighomieJ5x -
    BighomieJ5x -
    9 օր առաջ

    So true, commercials for us 🤷🏾‍♂️ folk always have someone singing or dancing....👎🏾

  40. Lynee Novah
    Lynee Novah
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    Thank you lil rhyming bitch 😩🤣

  41. Barbara O'Connor
    Barbara O'Connor
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    Off topic, but I nominate Langston for the most beautiful smile, EVER ❤️❤️

    1. ItsMoenisha notMoesha
      ItsMoenisha notMoesha
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      why I clicked 🤣🤣🤣, such a cutie with a beautiful smile.

    2. Teflon Smile
      Teflon Smile
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      Crest Kid 🤣🙌

    3. A.S. H.
      A.S. H.
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      Damn he really really does! Dude makes me smile and feel all bubbly and positive everytime his face glows each smile.

    4. Fred-D
      Fred-D
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      Nah fam I’ll keep that title to myself

  42. Chantel 18790
    Chantel 18790
    9 օր առաջ

    Didn't know he did stand-up! Love his conspiracy theory podcast.

  43. Mîköl Pharley
    Mîköl Pharley
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    DNA 🧬 was founded after a man took LSD. Drugs are just the gateway to the universe. ✌️🖖🍄👽🛸🪐🚀🧬🦠🔬🔭📡🛰️ #Perseverance #Ingenuity #Mars2021 #StayWeird #StaySafe #StayAlive

  44. LeesaDeAndrea
    LeesaDeAndrea
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    If he never did heroin how does he know it bothers him?

    1. Intuitive Sapphire
      Intuitive Sapphire
      9 օր առաջ

      It's made out of poppy seeds 😂

  45. Rasika
    Rasika
    9 օր առաջ

    “Play that clarinette”

    1. Kenzi J
      Kenzi J
      9 օր առաջ

      *clarinet (just by the way)

  46. A Convo with Crissee
    A Convo with Crissee
    9 օր առաջ

    i was so confused when the title was gonna come

  47. Russell Taylor Johnson
    Russell Taylor Johnson
    9 օր առաջ

    There's a lot more character to this guy than meets the eye.

    1. Russell Taylor Johnson
      Russell Taylor Johnson
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      I get that vibe too, but let's wait for him to tell us. 😉

  48. Rick Nelson
    Rick Nelson
    9 օր առաջ

    this dude is wack , next !

  49. Elle Silverwolf
    Elle Silverwolf
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    😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣

  50. Luis Avila
    Luis Avila
    9 օր առաջ

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 sooooo good, it’s funny ‘cause it’s true

  51. Ree _ DV9
    Ree _ DV9
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    Great set 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  52. Ree _ DV9
    Ree _ DV9
    9 օր առաջ

    "Crack hell naw dog not no more." 💀😂

    1. IAmLovesLight
      IAmLovesLight
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      ☠️☠️

  53. Aick Sofonofos
    Aick Sofonofos
    9 օր առաջ

    Absolute genius. Brilliant. Respect!

  54. SP
    SP
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    That lil rhyming bitch 😂

  55. Joshua kambanzhi
    Joshua kambanzhi
    9 օր առաջ

    love the description

  56. Di Di Bee
    Di Di Bee
    9 օր առաջ

    Time is crazy. I remember years ago this comedian came on the stage at Showtime At The Apollo and said, "Drugs are cool," and the audience started booing so loudly he never got to finish his sentence, they ended up giving him the hook.

    1. RheanKing
      RheanKing
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      Goes to show you, people fucking suck.

  57. Mr Minotaur
    Mr Minotaur
    9 օր առաջ

    Wrong clip, comedy central. The jokes from the title are not on this video.

    1. Mr Minotaur
      Mr Minotaur
      9 օր առաջ

      ​@Mîköl Pharley They changed the title from when it was first posted. Original title was for a different part of his set and it didn't match this vid (something about him being a teacher or whatever), but it's accurate now.

    2. Mîköl Pharley
      Mîköl Pharley
      9 օր առաջ

      @SagaciousScallop clearly...

    3. SagaciousScallop
      SagaciousScallop
      9 օր առաջ

      @Mîköl Pharley he didn't even make it to the second quarter of the video

    4. Mîköl Pharley
      Mîköl Pharley
      9 օր առաջ

      Did you not make it til the end?

  58. E K Daufin
    E K Daufin
    9 օր առաջ

    Fantastic but this clip MIS titled I think.

  59. nelson morales
    nelson morales
    9 օր առաջ

    Wrong description

  60. Robert Tucker Jr
    Robert Tucker Jr
    9 օր առաջ

    "WORD!"

  61. FriskyChan #
    FriskyChan #
    9 օր առաջ

    Claim your “here before 1,000 views” like here

  62. Alex
    Alex
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    This is Chaz. Word.

  63. Emin3nt Productions
    Emin3nt Productions
    9 օր առաջ

    This is a repeat....

  64. Robbie Marsden
    Robbie Marsden
    9 օր առաջ

    I’m happy he didn’t get married wit his fine self

    1. miss means
      miss means
      8 օր առաջ

      Preach!!!

    2. Robbie Marsden
      Robbie Marsden
      9 օր առաջ

      Idk why y'all replying LANGSTON is sexy af

    3. Ishak Lemfadel
      Ishak Lemfadel
      9 օր առաջ

      Ayo?

    4. Eric Brown
      Eric Brown
      9 օր առաջ

      Well damn!

  65. E K Daufin
    E K Daufin
    9 օր առաջ

    If folks don’t respond to reasonable (after 10 pm weeknights, after 1 AM weekends), respectful requests then yes, I find a man calling popo sexy.

  66. firebrandsgirl
    firebrandsgirl
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    Hilarious

  67. Touching The Rainbow
    Touching The Rainbow
    9 օր առաջ

    If there isn’t any heroin in my Cesar’s salad I don’t want it!

  68. Roberto Cruz
    Roberto Cruz
    9 օր առաջ

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

    1. Huge breasts ღ*GO MY PROF!LE* ღ
      Huge breasts ღ*GO MY PROF!LE* ღ
      9 օր առաջ

      Your thoughtfulness is top-notch even for a human.

  69. Clarity Sans Hubris
    Clarity Sans Hubris
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    I love finding honest cougars online