Langston Kerman: “I Feel Like the Only Kid That Fell for the D.A.R.E. Campaign”

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Langston Kerman remembers the D.A.R.E. campaign, recalls his favorite thing to do and explains what crime should look like in drug-prevention commercials. (Contains strong language.)

Original airdate: September 28, 2018

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  1. Jonathan Massa
    Jonathan Massa
    29 օր առաջ

    But...his dad....you know...HAHA. SO TRUE

  2. Mike Henny
    Mike Henny
    Ամիս առաջ

    I remember one JonTron looked at, where this drug dealer "showed his true colors" and turned out to be a snake

  3. Annaed Rey
    Annaed Rey
    Ամիս առաջ

    Some drugs are cool 😭 we draw the line at heroine and meth 😂

    1. Annaed Rey
      Annaed Rey
      Ամիս առաջ

      And crack lol

  4. Jasmine
    Jasmine
    Ամիս առաջ

    I could just watch him all day 😂😍

  5. Yicasso __
    Yicasso __
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Another Brian White😂✊🏽

  6. BaiiBaii22
    BaiiBaii22
    2 ամիս առաջ

    I let Darren the DARE lion down as soon as I got to college smh.

  7. Jenny Waite
    Jenny Waite
    3 ամիս առաջ

    I am that woman who calls the police for noise violations sooooooo yea that would be a turn on

  8. Jedii Kniight
    Jedii Kniight
    3 ամիս առաջ

    THIS IS CHAZ!!!

  9. Jennifer Bates
    Jennifer Bates
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Same here hun, I graduated high school in 1996. I've never been high and I had my first drink when I was 27.

  10. Matt R
    Matt R
    3 ամիս առաջ

    "hid dad you get it" im dead

  11. Anthony Hinson
    Anthony Hinson
    3 ամիս առաջ

    "Play that clarinet" lmaooooo

  12. IR
    IR
    3 ամիս առաջ

    He is so adorable, when he holds his face is aww so cute

  13. Betty Stiegler
    Betty Stiegler
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Dude is a funny, sweetie pie!

  14. Sharon Smith
    Sharon Smith
    4 ամիս առաջ

    He is a cutie pie 🥰

  15. Andres Sanchez
    Andres Sanchez
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Nah I think the DARE campaign deadass work on me man

  16. Papa
    Papa
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Give us back the full version!

  17. Molly
    Molly
    4 ամիս առաջ

    I was crying before I watched this video. But Langston always makes me feel better 💕

  18. Lloyd Thurston Dinwiddie AkA Gyant
    Lloyd Thurston Dinwiddie AkA Gyant
    4 ամիս առաջ

    I thought it was me...

  19. AniShia
    AniShia
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Wanted to see this spoken word commercial he spoke of but strangely, searching "lil rhymin' bitch dare" did not help. Go figure 😂

  20. acesb24
    acesb24
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Is this the Eagle the archer off of the boys?

  21. James Walker
    James Walker
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Last part Tru ASF 😡

  22. Dominique Smith
    Dominique Smith
    4 ամիս առաջ

    This was funny but it was definitely very real

  23. Rezin 8
    Rezin 8
    5 ամիս առաջ

    amget.info/have/mKKYnXavzYXLe2c/video.html 🤣🙌 he is right!

  24. Rezin 8
    Rezin 8
    5 ամիս առաջ

    This is Chaz 🙌🤣🤣🤣🤣

  25. bleedingbatho
    bleedingbatho
    5 ամիս առաջ

    y’all recognize him from Insecure?

    1. Faith L
      Faith L
      4 ամիս առաջ

      Yep! I was just about to google it until I saw your comment.

  26. Alien Stoner
    Alien Stoner
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Thank ya lil rhyming bitch 😂😂😭

  27. steve thompson
    steve thompson
    5 ամիս առաջ

    DARE was a mastermind plan to get children to snitch on their parents.

  28. ABRAHAM OGIRI AJENE
    ABRAHAM OGIRI AJENE
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Thank you lil rhyming bitch

  29. Elizabeth Graham
    Elizabeth Graham
    5 ամիս առաջ

    His impression of his dog talking is ART😆😆

    1. freeloader
      freeloader
      4 ամիս առաջ

      WHO'S at the DOOR!?!!?

  30. Fox MacLeod
    Fox MacLeod
    5 ամիս առաջ

    @3:00 so true. Listen to an ad for Guitar Center on a metropolitan area's rock station, then listen to the spot for the same exact store on the local hip-hop station. It's... infuriating, honestly.

    1. Rezin 8
      Rezin 8
      5 ամիս առաջ

      Radio contest for national syndicated channels....the ad is aired 10 minutes sooner on Rock station than it airs on hip hop channels ⚖🤺🤷‍♂️ offsetting winning demographic

  31. Wynter Heat
    Wynter Heat
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Trey sounds like the devilI’m the Bible. He quiet minding his business with not one story.😈

  32. Ceylan Unal
    Ceylan Unal
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Good stuff 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  33. Smokey Santiago
    Smokey Santiago
    5 ամիս առաջ

    What a wholesome man "I watch AMget videos of people getting engaged!"

  34. Luca Balboni
    Luca Balboni
    5 ամիս առաջ

    This is 10/10 content

  35. Renaissance Junkie
    Renaissance Junkie
    5 ամիս առաջ

    ppease upload the set please

  36. Jess Wade
    Jess Wade
    5 ամիս առաջ

    He is just ADORABLE!

  37. x0Mickey0x
    x0Mickey0x
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Someone put him on a TV show please

  38. Alexandra Henderson
    Alexandra Henderson
    5 ամիս առաջ

    I don't like drugs not do I approve of others around me doing it unless it's for medical purposes

  39. Aaron K
    Aaron K
    5 ամիս առաջ

    “Thank you, ‘lil rhymin bitch” lol

  40. Savalas Lindsey
    Savalas Lindsey
    5 ամիս առաջ

    This is dope

  41. sissywizard
    sissywizard
    5 ամիս առաջ

    First joke in i know this guy is funny as hell 👍 haha thanks dude

  42. BigGahmBoss
    BigGahmBoss
    5 ամիս առաջ

    If this dude drinks on the regs and has that whole "I don't do drugs" bit, than he is a massive hypocrite

  43. AMKI
    AMKI
    5 ամիս առաջ

    شهر کرمان؟ Kerman city?

  44. KDF Kdf
    KDF Kdf
    5 ամիս առաջ

    i love the engagement videos.

  45. Blue Bird
    Blue Bird
    5 ամիս առաջ

    4:02 Most of the audience didn't realize he just attacked toxic masculinity.

  46. IAmLovesLight
    IAmLovesLight
    5 ամիս առաջ

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

    1. IAmLovesLight
      IAmLovesLight
      5 ամիս առաջ

      ☠️

  47. irvingklaw57
    irvingklaw57
    5 ամիս առաջ

    He is so cute

  48. KDF Kdf
    KDF Kdf
    5 ամիս առաջ

    The say no to drugs fried egg commercial worked on me. That and having drug addicts on both sides of the family. I never was tempted to try it. Not even weed. Had friends that smoked.

    1. M Pearson
      M Pearson
      4 ամիս առաջ

      @R.B. R.B. I look 10 years younger than my age so I'm good. 🤣 They probably won't.

    2. R.B. R.B.
      R.B. R.B.
      4 ամիս առաջ

      Sucks for u

    3. M Pearson
      M Pearson
      5 ամիս առաջ

      Living through the crack era worked on me. Everyone I date does drugs though. 🤔

  49. Priynka Sx
    Priynka Sx
    5 ամիս առաջ

    💋💋💕💋💋💋💕💕

  50. MADE IN AFRICA TV
    MADE IN AFRICA TV
    5 ամիս առաջ

    lakeith steinfeld if he was light skinneded

  51. TakodaRA
    TakodaRA
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Black man being true to himself I fucks wit it.

  52. crossedwires
    crossedwires
    5 ամիս առաջ

    so good!

  53. Mush Room
    Mush Room
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Yall he was in The Boys!

    1. nunya2587
      nunya2587
      5 ամիս առաջ

      @Rae Min-Laan McNeil yeah he's in the second season

    2. Rae Min-Laan McNeil
      Rae Min-Laan McNeil
      5 ամիս առաջ

      Forreal???

  54. Brandon Clark
    Brandon Clark
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Fresh AF.

  55. NardosB
    NardosB
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Trigger warning: if you played the clarinet and believed DARE you’ll realize you have always been a dork. Damn man, thanks for breaking my bubble!

    1. T M
      T M
      4 ամիս առաջ

      Does the recorder count?

    2. M Pearson
      M Pearson
      4 ամիս առաջ

      @Allah-Xander McQueen I know. That's why women are never dorks. 😉

    3. Allah-Xander McQueen
      Allah-Xander McQueen
      4 ամիս առաջ

      M Pearson men might actually find women who do that ATTRACTIVE!

    4. M Pearson
      M Pearson
      5 ամիս առաջ

      The dork rule only applies to men and teenagers. Men could careless if you dressed up in cosplay every week and went to comic book conventions.

  56. Chris Brown
    Chris Brown
    5 ամիս առաջ

    True

  57. Antara Baker
    Antara Baker
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Lol it’s not mislabeled, clearly a few of y’all wasn’t listening, he said that exact line in the beginning. Lol before the heroine joke

    1. Antara Baker
      Antara Baker
      5 ամիս առաջ

      @Mr. Minotaur thank you , i was so confused on how that many people missed the joke lol 🥴

  58. Hello There
    Hello There
    5 ամիս առաջ

    I forgot what it stood for because drugs. No loss felt.

  59. Lex Keach
    Lex Keach
    5 ամիս առաջ

    This set was amazing! This guy was hilarious from start to finish. Also, just pop some zofran, or Phenergan half an hour before you do opiates if they make you throw up at first. If you don't have access to those, you can get dramamine or bonine over the counter. Dose high on the antiemetics, and low on the heroin or other opiates until your body adjusts. Or just don't do heroin, because it's a bitch to quit, and you spend the rest of your life with it in the back of your head. 😅

  60. Detavitluc Ssenippah
    Detavitluc Ssenippah
    5 ամիս առաջ

    He's high asf rite now wtf

  61. BighomieJ5x -
    BighomieJ5x -
    5 ամիս առաջ

    So true, commercials for us 🤷🏾‍♂️ folk always have someone singing or dancing....👎🏾

  62. Lynee Novah
    Lynee Novah
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Thank you lil rhyming bitch 😩🤣

  63. Barbara O'Connor
    Barbara O'Connor
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Off topic, but I nominate Langston for the most beautiful smile, EVER ❤️❤️

    1. dee !
      dee !
      7 օր առաջ

      no fr

    2. vιnegar
      vιnegar
      18 օր առաջ

      Not really off topic considering the only topics here are him and his comedy but sure!

    3. Rabbles the Binx Productions
      Rabbles the Binx Productions
      Ամիս առաջ

      I dunno, have you ever seen Magic Johnson's smile?

    4. lizzie_violett
      lizzie_violett
      3 ամիս առաջ

      accurate

    5. Jennifer Bates
      Jennifer Bates
      3 ամիս առաջ

      Right !?

  64. Chantel 18790
    Chantel 18790
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Didn't know he did stand-up! Love his conspiracy theory podcast.

  65. Mîköl Pharley
    Mîköl Pharley
    5 ամիս առաջ

    DNA 🧬 was founded after a man took LSD. Drugs are just the gateway to the universe. ✌️🖖🍄👽🛸🪐🚀🧬🦠🔬🔭📡🛰️ #Perseverance #Ingenuity #Mars2021 #StayWeird #StaySafe #StayAlive

  66. LeesaDeAndrea
    LeesaDeAndrea
    5 ամիս առաջ

    If he never did heroin how does he know it bothers him?

    1. Rabbles the Binx Productions
      Rabbles the Binx Productions
      Ամիս առաջ

      Found the addict!

    2. Liberatedilla
      Liberatedilla
      4 ամիս առաջ

      Whoosh lol

    3. Intuitive Sapphire
      Intuitive Sapphire
      5 ամիս առաջ

      It's made out of poppy seeds 😂

  67. Rasika
    Rasika
    5 ամիս առաջ

    “Play that clarinette”

    1. Kenzi J
      Kenzi J
      5 ամիս առաջ

      *clarinet (just by the way)

  68. A Convo with Crissee
    A Convo with Crissee
    5 ամիս առաջ

    i was so confused when the title was gonna come

  69. Russell Taylor Johnson
    Russell Taylor Johnson
    5 ամիս առաջ

    There's a lot more character to this guy than meets the eye.

    1. Jasmine
      Jasmine
      Ամիս առաջ

      Did you respond to someone that deleted their comment? I feel like the other comment alluded to certain preferences

    2. grant h
      grant h
      3 ամիս առաջ

      @Omar Aguilar 💀💀💀💀

    3. Omar Aguilar
      Omar Aguilar
      4 ամիս առաջ

      Bruh forgot to change accounts. Yikes.

    4. Russell Taylor Johnson
      Russell Taylor Johnson
      5 ամիս առաջ

      I get that vibe too, but let's wait for him to tell us. 😉

  70. Rick Nelson
    Rick Nelson
    5 ամիս առաջ

    this dude is wack , next !

  71. Elle Silverwolf
    Elle Silverwolf
    5 ամիս առաջ

    😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣

  72. Luis Avila
    Luis Avila
    5 ամիս առաջ

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 sooooo good, it’s funny ‘cause it’s true

  73. Ree _ DV9
    Ree _ DV9
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Great set 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  74. Ree _ DV9
    Ree _ DV9
    5 ամիս առաջ

    "Crack hell naw dog not no more." 💀😂

    1. Cleo Powell
      Cleo Powell
      3 ամիս առաջ

      🤣

    2. IAmLovesLight
      IAmLovesLight
      5 ամիս առաջ

      ☠️☠️

  75. Aick Sofonofos
    Aick Sofonofos
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Absolute genius. Brilliant. Respect!

  76. SP
    SP
    5 ամիս առաջ

    That lil rhyming bitch 😂

  77. Joshua kambanzhi
    Joshua kambanzhi
    5 ամիս առաջ

    love the description

  78. Di Di Bee
    Di Di Bee
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Time is crazy. I remember years ago this comedian came on the stage at Showtime At The Apollo and said, "Drugs are cool," and the audience started booing so loudly he never got to finish his sentence, they ended up giving him the hook.

    1. RheanKing
      RheanKing
      5 ամիս առաջ

      Goes to show you, people fucking suck.

  79. E K Daufin
    E K Daufin
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Fantastic but this clip MIS titled I think.

  80. nelson morales
    nelson morales
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Wrong description

  81. Robert Tucker Jr
    Robert Tucker Jr
    5 ամիս առաջ

    "WORD!"

  82. FriskyChan #
    FriskyChan #
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Claim your “here before 1,000 views” like here

  83. Alex
    Alex
    5 ամիս առաջ

    This is Chaz. Word.

  84. Emin3nt Productions
    Emin3nt Productions
    5 ամիս առաջ

    This is a repeat....

  85. Robbie Marsden
    Robbie Marsden
    5 ամիս առաջ

    I’m happy he didn’t get married wit his fine self

    1. Robbie Marsden
      Robbie Marsden
      Ամիս առաջ

      @The King great tbh I'm just glad it wasn't a YT WOMAN

    2. The King
      The King
      Ամիս առաջ

      @Robbie Marsden he is married lol 😂 to a black lady

    3. miss means
      miss means
      5 ամիս առաջ

      Preach!!!

    4. Robbie Marsden
      Robbie Marsden
      5 ամիս առաջ

      Idk why y'all replying LANGSTON is sexy af

    5. Ishak Lemfadel
      Ishak Lemfadel
      5 ամիս առաջ

      Ayo?

  86. E K Daufin
    E K Daufin
    5 ամիս առաջ

    If folks don’t respond to reasonable (after 10 pm weeknights, after 1 AM weekends), respectful requests then yes, I find a man calling popo sexy.

  87. firebrandsgirl
    firebrandsgirl
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Hilarious

  88. Touching The Rainbow
    Touching The Rainbow
    5 ամիս առաջ

    If there isn’t any heroin in my Cesar’s salad I don’t want it!

  89. Roberto “EL NOCTURNO” Cruz
    Roberto “EL NOCTURNO” Cruz
    5 ամիս առաջ

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  90. Clarity Sans Hubris
    Clarity Sans Hubris
    5 ամիս առաջ

    I love finding honest cougars online