Langston Kerman remembers the D.A.R.E. campaign, recalls his favorite thing to do and explains what crime should look like in drug-prevention commercials. (Contains strong language.)
Original airdate: September 28, 2018
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Langston Kerman: “I Feel Like the Only Kid That Fell for the D.A.R.E. Campaign”
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But...his dad....you know...HAHA. SO TRUE
I remember one JonTron looked at, where this drug dealer "showed his true colors" and turned out to be a snake
Some drugs are cool 😭 we draw the line at heroine and meth 😂
And crack lol
I could just watch him all day 😂😍
Another Brian White😂✊🏽
I let Darren the DARE lion down as soon as I got to college smh.
I am that woman who calls the police for noise violations sooooooo yea that would be a turn on
THIS IS CHAZ!!!
Same here hun, I graduated high school in 1996. I've never been high and I had my first drink when I was 27.
"hid dad you get it" im dead
"Play that clarinet" lmaooooo
He is so adorable, when he holds his face is aww so cute
Dude is a funny, sweetie pie!
He is a cutie pie 🥰
Nah I think the DARE campaign deadass work on me man
Give us back the full version!
I was crying before I watched this video. But Langston always makes me feel better 💕
I thought it was me...
Wanted to see this spoken word commercial he spoke of but strangely, searching "lil rhymin' bitch dare" did not help. Go figure 😂
Is this the Eagle the archer off of the boys?
Last part Tru ASF 😡
This was funny but it was definitely very real
amget.info/have/mKKYnXavzYXLe2c/video.html 🤣🙌 he is right!
This is Chaz 🙌🤣🤣🤣🤣
y’all recognize him from Insecure?
Yep! I was just about to google it until I saw your comment.
Thank ya lil rhyming bitch 😂😂😭
DARE was a mastermind plan to get children to snitch on their parents.
Thank you lil rhyming bitch
His impression of his dog talking is ART😆😆
WHO'S at the DOOR!?!!?
@3:00 so true. Listen to an ad for Guitar Center on a metropolitan area's rock station, then listen to the spot for the same exact store on the local hip-hop station. It's... infuriating, honestly.
Radio contest for national syndicated channels....the ad is aired 10 minutes sooner on Rock station than it airs on hip hop channels ⚖🤺🤷♂️ offsetting winning demographic
Trey sounds like the devilI’m the Bible. He quiet minding his business with not one story.😈
Good stuff 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
What a wholesome man "I watch AMget videos of people getting engaged!"
This is 10/10 content
ppease upload the set please
He is just ADORABLE!
Someone put him on a TV show please
I don't like drugs not do I approve of others around me doing it unless it's for medical purposes
“Thank you, ‘lil rhymin bitch” lol
This is dope
First joke in i know this guy is funny as hell 👍 haha thanks dude
If this dude drinks on the regs and has that whole "I don't do drugs" bit, than he is a massive hypocrite
شهر کرمان؟ Kerman city?
i love the engagement videos.
4:02 Most of the audience didn't realize he just attacked toxic masculinity.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
☠️
He is so cute
The say no to drugs fried egg commercial worked on me. That and having drug addicts on both sides of the family. I never was tempted to try it. Not even weed. Had friends that smoked.
@R.B. R.B. I look 10 years younger than my age so I'm good. 🤣 They probably won't.
Sucks for u
Living through the crack era worked on me. Everyone I date does drugs though. 🤔
💋💋💕💋💋💋💕💕
lakeith steinfeld if he was light skinneded
Black man being true to himself I fucks wit it.
so good!
Yall he was in The Boys!
@Rae Min-Laan McNeil yeah he's in the second season
Forreal???
Fresh AF.
Trigger warning: if you played the clarinet and believed DARE you’ll realize you have always been a dork. Damn man, thanks for breaking my bubble!
Does the recorder count?
@Allah-Xander McQueen I know. That's why women are never dorks. 😉
M Pearson men might actually find women who do that ATTRACTIVE!
The dork rule only applies to men and teenagers. Men could careless if you dressed up in cosplay every week and went to comic book conventions.
True
Lol it’s not mislabeled, clearly a few of y’all wasn’t listening, he said that exact line in the beginning. Lol before the heroine joke
@Mr. Minotaur thank you , i was so confused on how that many people missed the joke lol 🥴
I forgot what it stood for because drugs. No loss felt.
This set was amazing! This guy was hilarious from start to finish. Also, just pop some zofran, or Phenergan half an hour before you do opiates if they make you throw up at first. If you don't have access to those, you can get dramamine or bonine over the counter. Dose high on the antiemetics, and low on the heroin or other opiates until your body adjusts. Or just don't do heroin, because it's a bitch to quit, and you spend the rest of your life with it in the back of your head. 😅
He's high asf rite now wtf
So true, commercials for us 🤷🏾♂️ folk always have someone singing or dancing....👎🏾
Thank you lil rhyming bitch 😩🤣
Off topic, but I nominate Langston for the most beautiful smile, EVER ❤️❤️
no fr
Not really off topic considering the only topics here are him and his comedy but sure!
I dunno, have you ever seen Magic Johnson's smile?
accurate
Right !?
Didn't know he did stand-up! Love his conspiracy theory podcast.
DNA 🧬 was founded after a man took LSD. Drugs are just the gateway to the universe. ✌️🖖🍄👽🛸🪐🚀🧬🦠🔬🔭📡🛰️ #Perseverance #Ingenuity #Mars2021 #StayWeird #StaySafe #StayAlive
If he never did heroin how does he know it bothers him?
Found the addict!
Whoosh lol
It's made out of poppy seeds 😂
“Play that clarinette”
*clarinet (just by the way)
i was so confused when the title was gonna come
There's a lot more character to this guy than meets the eye.
Did you respond to someone that deleted their comment? I feel like the other comment alluded to certain preferences
@Omar Aguilar 💀💀💀💀
Bruh forgot to change accounts. Yikes.
I get that vibe too, but let's wait for him to tell us. 😉
this dude is wack , next !
😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 sooooo good, it’s funny ‘cause it’s true
Great set 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
"Crack hell naw dog not no more." 💀😂
🤣
☠️☠️
Absolute genius. Brilliant. Respect!
That lil rhyming bitch 😂
love the description
Time is crazy. I remember years ago this comedian came on the stage at Showtime At The Apollo and said, "Drugs are cool," and the audience started booing so loudly he never got to finish his sentence, they ended up giving him the hook.
Goes to show you, people fucking suck.
Fantastic but this clip MIS titled I think.
Wrong description
"WORD!"
Claim your “here before 1,000 views” like here
This is Chaz. Word.
This is a repeat....
I’m happy he didn’t get married wit his fine self
@The King great tbh I'm just glad it wasn't a YT WOMAN
@Robbie Marsden he is married lol 😂 to a black lady
Preach!!!
Idk why y'all replying LANGSTON is sexy af
Ayo?
If folks don’t respond to reasonable (after 10 pm weeknights, after 1 AM weekends), respectful requests then yes, I find a man calling popo sexy.
Hilarious
If there isn’t any heroin in my Cesar’s salad I don’t want it!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love finding honest cougars online