Why Would Anyone Believe in Ghosts? - Langston Kerman

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Langston Kerman remembers his shock at seeing a white woman in Canada washing windows and asks why anyone would believe in ghosts. (Contains strong language.)
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  1. Nasya Howell
    Nasya Howell
    9 օր առաջ

    Who came back here after hearing DMX passed away😔?

  2. Hope Gleich
    Hope Gleich
    25 օր առաջ

    His smile warms my heart istg

  3. Jux_187
    Jux_187
    28 օր առաջ

    Pretty racist bit.

  4. Abdulrahman Mohamed Aden
    Abdulrahman Mohamed Aden
    29 օր առաջ

    Archery is an ancient and pure art.

  5. L.kada
    L.kada
    29 օր առաջ

    Dude stole the voting secret bit from Katt Williams special.. damn.

  6. Ken Williams
    Ken Williams
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    The way you tell the crowd was white when he started singing wade in the water and they did not clap in rhythm

  7. Steven Osborne
    Steven Osborne
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    Damn, this is from 2019. Is this where "Karen" came from?

  8. central america panama
    central america panama
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    He was in The Boys

  9. Shannon Havisham
    Shannon Havisham
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    This was too real.

  10. Alec Stephenson
    Alec Stephenson
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    He called me out when he asked “any of you white ladies believe in ghosts?” 😂 i was literally just saying that my house is haunted a few minutes ago

  11. Ebony451
    Ebony451
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    Pet dander and privilege!!

  12. Sonia Teneyck
    Sonia Teneyck
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    The flawless syrup antenatally concern because peak bioinformatically attach absent a fresh network. closed, bizarre tea

  13. Scorpio Moon
    Scorpio Moon
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    You’re a dirty,rotten wiggles. Literally, every comment section dealing with police brutality on any social media platform.

  14. Mike Ferro
    Mike Ferro
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    Dudes got the whitest name since Wayne Brady

  15. Mustard n Biscuits
    Mustard n Biscuits
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    White/black humor is so trite and contrived. SIGH......

  16. Wakandan Spy
    Wakandan Spy
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    I love re-watching this kind of comedy. You see the messages you were to busy laughing at the first time. You THINK you understood the whole joke the first time!

  17. Lynee Novah
    Lynee Novah
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    Watching this after 2020 hit different

  18. Cris B
    Cris B
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    We all have been slaves at one time or another. Rats in the walls be the noise

  19. Thunder Head
    Thunder Head
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Nice! John Legend does standup!

  20. amber immel
    amber immel
    2 ամիս առաջ

    He is hilarious 🤣🤣 "that's not a ghost rattling chains, thats a crackhead having sex with a shopping cart"💀

  21. ian caldeian
    ian caldeian
    2 ամիս առաջ

    I like Langston's pants. I wonder what brand they are.

  22. J.r
    J.r
    2 ամիս առաջ

    They gave my brother 10 years for dancing in that fountain 🤦🏿‍♂️ Said he ruined all the wishes 😂😂 Contaminated the water ⚰⚰⚰

  23. Nienna
    Nienna
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Oh my god, they were roommates

  24. maria pace
    maria pace
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Soo handsome, the smile & those dimples 😍. Please call 911 to rescue me from how attractive he is. Ohhh yeah & he's funny lol 🤭🤪😜😂🤣

  25. Armani Bethley
    Armani Bethley
    2 ամիս առաջ

    I loooove his type of comedy and how he delivers it. 😍🤣🤣

  26. Armani Bethley
    Armani Bethley
    2 ամիս առաջ

    "you don't have to be here" lmfao

  27. FIRE SIGN
    FIRE SIGN
    2 ամիս առաջ

    😳😅😂🤣👏👏👏😅😂🤣❤️

  28. Veauxx
    Veauxx
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Isn’t that Katt Williams joke the white ppl keeping a secret

    1. FIRE SIGN
      FIRE SIGN
      2 ամիս առաջ

      If it is....STILLLLLL FUNNY!🤣

  29. Toledo Cook
    Toledo Cook
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Glad this century has 1 less scared comedian.

  30. Derek Hoyt
    Derek Hoyt
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Y’all got anything else besides white jokes

  31. Really Madonna
    Really Madonna
    3 ամիս առաջ

    “With this “ringworm I be wed” 😂😂😂😂

  32. Eddy loves comedy. N music Loves
    Eddy loves comedy. N music Loves
    3 ամիս առաջ

    How can you get in this show?

  33. Rasheena Brown
    Rasheena Brown
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Insecure is where i saw him first with his fine self

  34. Chimereze Nwosu
    Chimereze Nwosu
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Is this the guy in "The Boys"?

  35. sir loin
    sir loin
    3 ամիս առաջ

    That is funny, racist AND sexist: noyce...

  36. Leonardo Ramos
    Leonardo Ramos
    3 ամիս առաջ

    "if ghosts were real there wouldnt be any white people left"

  37. Steph Mo
    Steph Mo
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Im black so I believe in spirits 🤷🏾‍♀️

  38. Rita Costa
    Rita Costa
    3 ամիս առաջ

    "He shot you but you wiggled!" i can't with this man 😂

  39. Liquid Water
    Liquid Water
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Eagle?!!!

  40. Monica Ortiz
    Monica Ortiz
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Lol he's crazy 😁

  41. Anderson Ash
    Anderson Ash
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Fresca?

  42. Agata Inventio
    Agata Inventio
    4 ամիս առաջ

    It’s funny but it also made me think 💭

  43. Henry Ortiz
    Henry Ortiz
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Ya dirty "Welfare Wiggler" Me: 😂😂😂 really

  44. A E M T
    A E M T
    4 ամիս առաջ

    He's so cute.

  45. THE ANDROID MASTER
    THE ANDROID MASTER
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Man Eagle the Archer is hilarious

  46. Young Hans
    Young Hans
    5 ամիս առաջ

    u can tell this brother is hurting.. speak it all out, we listening

  47. Jeremy Kurtz
    Jeremy Kurtz
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Good point about wanting to be scared, lol

  48. Jeremy Kurtz
    Jeremy Kurtz
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Find the north star, and then walk backwards to freedom 😄

  49. Aelius Ursinius
    Aelius Ursinius
    6 ամիս առաջ

    Millennials aren’t funny

  50. Dan H
    Dan H
    6 ամիս առաջ

    I believe in Ghosts

  51. Ek S
    Ek S
    6 ամիս առաջ

    Canada isn’t that good

  52. Stetson Necaise
    Stetson Necaise
    7 ամիս առաջ

    Tough crowd

  53. Danielle Spargo
    Danielle Spargo
    7 ամիս առաջ

    this guy is a genius

  54. Khari Jaxon
    Khari Jaxon
    7 ամիս առաջ

    yum

  55. iheartjared74
    iheartjared74
    7 ամիս առաջ

    Bro I was watching 'The Boys' last night wracking my brain for a good two episodes trying my damndest to remember where I knew him from. He is too fine for me to recall that he is a comedian lol

  56. k22copeland
    k22copeland
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    Soooo... is wade in the water Karen on a tshirt yet or no 👀

  57. Tabby Wang
    Tabby Wang
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    This crowd was HORRIBLE! He is so funny

  58. abeverly2005
    abeverly2005
    7 ամիս առաջ

    "Jarred" is funny!!!! I never knew he was a comedian too.

  59. wikydansa
    wikydansa
    7 ամիս առաջ

    "I LIKE his hair, Jamal!" ---omgness, that killed me!!!!!

  60. Jay x
    Jay x
    7 ամիս առաջ

    "theres no ghosts, we're just poor" mmm the sweet sounds of new york rats in the walls lmao

  61. B mane
    B mane
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    * Insert quote of a video that we all JUST saw here *

  62. clorofemully
    clorofemully
    7 ամիս առաջ

    That smile...

  63. Dani Perez
    Dani Perez
    8 ամիս առաջ

    He wasnt this funny in Lisa rae show

  64. Grace B
    Grace B
    8 ամիս առաջ

    That's not a ghost baby girl...we live in Brooklyn...were poor...that's the sound of poverty🤣🤣🤣

  65. RK C
    RK C
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Why he so fine

  66. wez bae
    wez bae
    8 ամիս առաջ

    He cute 😘

  67. Yamini Asir
    Yamini Asir
    8 ամիս առաջ

    “White people know how to keep secrets” he’s fucking right about that one😭😭😭

  68. Black Lotus15
    Black Lotus15
    8 ամիս առաջ

    That police brutality joke hits different 😂😂😂

  69. SPG
    SPG
    8 ամիս առաջ

    "black people dont believe in ghosts"

  70. Indiegirl007
    Indiegirl007
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Ross from friends. LOL. Contaminated the water. Lmao!! I like him.

  71. The Abbey of the Everyman
    The Abbey of the Everyman
    8 ամիս առաջ

    So apparently all white people decided to vote for Trump... I've been anti-Trump since day one.......

  72. Jorden Pese
    Jorden Pese
    8 ամիս առաջ

    This crowd felt awkward as hell 😂

  73. Kiki Gam
    Kiki Gam
    8 ամիս առաջ

    I clicked on this cause he was fine but hes actually funny

  74. Justin Corbusier
    Justin Corbusier
    9 ամիս առաջ

    The last joke reminded me of Katt Williams last stand up.

    1. The Abbey of the Everyman
      The Abbey of the Everyman
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      Stolen from Katt.

  75. John Rubinstein Mijares
    John Rubinstein Mijares
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Dayuuum he gets real!

  76. Trildin
    Trildin
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Why do I get this racist garbage in my suggested

  77. Juliana
    Juliana
    9 ամիս առաջ

    That "white people know how to keep a secret because of the election" bit sounds reeeaaaalll similar to a Kat Williams joke he did in "Great America". Other than that, he did a great job!

  78. iccug_isaac
    iccug_isaac
    9 ամիս առաջ

    that police brutality joke didn’t age well😐

  79. Timapple
    Timapple
    9 ամիս առաջ

    "That's why every crack head has a shopping cart. They're life partners." LMAO

  80. D. Bee
    D. Bee
    9 ամիս առաջ

    "You can bring your dog insides restaurants. Just ruin people's meal with pet dander and priviledge" I'd laugh but he speaks 💯% TRUTH!!!

  81. Lydia Waweru-Morgan
    Lydia Waweru-Morgan
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Langston is a professional comedian but I'll tell you this: as a black person, I'm so scared of that secret white vote!!! I lay awake at night terrified about that secret white vote.

    1. Dscjm C
      Dscjm C
      9 ամիս առաջ

      As a Latina , so am I

  82. thisamericandyke
    thisamericandyke
    9 ամիս առաջ

    and they were ROOMMATES

  83. Robin Gittens
    Robin Gittens
    9 ամիս առաջ

    "Ruining people's meals with pet dander and privilege" 😂👌🏾 #Real

  84. Garbanzo Beans
    Garbanzo Beans
    9 ամիս առաջ

    imagine a white comedian saying this

  85. Wild Enemy
    Wild Enemy
    9 ամիս առաջ

    He is fine!

  86. Trevian Hipp
    Trevian Hipp
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Why would anyone believe in god?

  87. Sebi A
    Sebi A
    9 ամիս առաջ

    He looks like a light skin Lakeith stanfield

  88. Josh Turner
    Josh Turner
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Well he definitely stole material from Kat Williams

  89. Loek Verkuijl
    Loek Verkuijl
    9 ամիս առաջ

    So.... Memphis Depay made a strange career switch

  90. Anony
    Anony
    9 ամիս առաջ

    I love this 😂❣️.

  91. Carey Ivery
    Carey Ivery
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Just wait until 2020 bro, white people will believe in police brutality.

  92. Bleh
    Bleh
    9 ամիս առաջ

    He looks like a light skinned Lakeith Stanfield (dude from the movie Get Out that was triggered by the camera flash of light)

  93. Asmau Zurmi
    Asmau Zurmi
    9 ամիս առաջ

    How you gone be this fine and funny at the same time

  94. ZIGGY
    ZIGGY
    9 ամիս առաջ

    I like him.

  95. ReelinWithRaley
    ReelinWithRaley
    9 ամիս առաջ

    You dirty rotten joke thief...... stealing jokes from Katt Williams. Shame man

  96. Yvonne Amaría José
    Yvonne Amaría José
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Isn't he Jared on insecure

  97. noneyah
    noneyah
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Me, a Canadian: :) I do be liking it here in Canada

  98. Aubrey Lindsey
    Aubrey Lindsey
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Isn't that the gay guy from insecure????

  99. Mireya Sarabia
    Mireya Sarabia
    9 ամիս առաջ

    umm here in june 2020.....

  100. Jessica Dennis
    Jessica Dennis
    9 ամիս առաջ

    I never took him for a comedian