Ms. Pat: “How My Big Titties Saved My Life”

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Ms. Pat describes getting into a shoot-out with a man when she was 16 years old. (Contains strong language.)

Watch more of Ms. Pat in Dark Humor, a docuseries detailing the influences, experiences and perspectives of Black comedians: standup.com/darkhumor

Original airdate: February 25, 2015

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  1. Kabeer Kinga
    Kabeer Kinga
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    Rabbit this Bo from Ashby Grove.im listen to you keep it real..you still sound the same even thou I haven't seen you in 25 years.God bless you 🙏🏽

  2. Ashley Jones
    Ashley Jones
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    This was in her book!

  3. Nuray Akkoc
    Nuray Akkoc
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    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  4. Strengthinbattle
    Strengthinbattle
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    Love her!

  5. P Kell
    P Kell
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Lmmfao ! 😆

  6. absoluttchamp
    absoluttchamp
    5 ամիս առաջ

    She is the funniest racist I know of!

  7. Baloo The Bear
    Baloo The Bear
    5 ամիս առաջ

    STOP REPOSTING CONTENT WITHOUT LETTING VIEWERS KNOW.

  8. Svitlana
    Svitlana
    5 ամիս առաջ

    I ,honestly , didn’t understand 30% of what she was saying but the rest was funny!

  9. Pandas are cool
    Pandas are cool
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Female comedian with sex jokes only. How original. Only Sarah Silverman, Amy Schumer, Tiffany Haddish, Natasha Leggero, Jessie Klein, Beth Barone already do that.

    1. ⫷ᖘurpℓeṨodaPºp⫸
      ⫷ᖘurpℓeṨodaPºp⫸
      5 ամիս առաջ

      Not you putting Amy Schumer and Tiffany Haddish in the same category. Haddish might not be your cup of tea but she's way funnier and more deserving than Amy NoHumor Schumer.

  10. Chelsea Philice
    Chelsea Philice
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    Wait 16 two kids!!!! Small bizz ayyyy let's go

  11. Chelsea Philice
    Chelsea Philice
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Whoooppp whoop!!! New TINH!!

  12. Rabbles the Binx Productions
    Rabbles the Binx Productions
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    I mean, technically speaking, if you're running and shooting the bullets *are* moving faster than if you're standing still. I mean, only by a couple MPH, not enough to make much of a difference, but still. It's like, if you're in a train moving 60 MPH and you're running down the train at 10 MPH, if the train stops suddenly, you fly forward at 70 MPH, the 10 MPH you were running at, plus the 60 MPH of inertia from the train. Same concept.

  13. Gabriel Matthews
    Gabriel Matthews
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    I don't really understand. Would the exit wound have been larger with smaller boobs? Did her larger cup size mean her body closed around the wound more effectively? Great story regardless.

    1. mateo
      mateo
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      she’s saying her boobs are like a cushion

  14. DW808
    DW808
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    The ending was anti-climatic. Bad ending to what could've been a banger of a joke.

    1. Talk To Me Nice
      Talk To Me Nice
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      @DW808 oh no I understand. I like the concept but unfortunately not everyone's gonna have a hilarious story. Alot of them come down to delivery. My favorite one has to be Ali Siddiq talking about the prison riot

    2. DW808
      DW808
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      @Talk To Me Nice OK, gotcha! BUT as a comedian, you should not have to have context other than what you're presently saying. Know what I mean?

    3. Talk To Me Nice
      Talk To Me Nice
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      @DW808 no what I'm saying is this particular show she was on was about comedians telling true stories

    4. DW808
      DW808
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      @Talk To Me Nice So... you're saying that a COMEDIAN shouldn't exaggerate or say something that would make what they're saying funnier? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    5. Talk To Me Nice
      Talk To Me Nice
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      The whole thing is about true stories so it would defeat the purpose if the end was changed to make it funnier

  15. David Gage
    David Gage
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    Why it gotta be my birth year lmao

    1. Black Ice
      Black Ice
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      When one nipple is destroyed another is created

  16. SILVABAK X
    SILVABAK X
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    Dark. No pun

  17. nuggetplays mcx
    nuggetplays mcx
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Finally took out those dumbass intros

  18. Andres Pereyda
    Andres Pereyda
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Truth is awesome.

  19. samuel sudduth
    samuel sudduth
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    The view to like ratio is fucked up for how funny this is

  20. Erika Joslin
    Erika Joslin
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Holy hell that was funny 😂😂😂😂😂

  21. William Shaw
    William Shaw
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    Man do I love me some Ms. Pat. :)

  22. rayray Marie
    rayray Marie
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    Repost ?

  23. IsthatAdandelion !
    IsthatAdandelion !
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    So much trauma to unpack, hard to laugh but I understood the spirit of the joke and in theory it was funny

  24. King Flippynips
    King Flippynips
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    I'm so used to comedians telling overly exaggerated fake stories for laughs, this is the first time where I could genuinely could feel that this was a true story with zero bullshit exaggerated for the sole purpose of laughs, lol. I love it. Gives other cultures a chance to empathize/understand the type of stuff black folk have to deal with. I'd love to see more people from different cultures & backgrounds get on stage and share/vent their stories in a funny, yet genuine manner, like Ms. Pat.

    1. ⫷ᖘurpℓeṨodaPºp⫸
      ⫷ᖘurpℓeṨodaPºp⫸
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      @Mark Malou why are you so aggressive lol calm down.

    2. King Flippynips
      King Flippynips
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      @Mark Malou lmfao so you think most other cultures and backgrounds genuinely empathize with black folks? Not just borrowing/cherrypicking/commercializing the surface-level aspects they like about black culture, while demonizing/devaluing the rest? I'm talking intuitive empathy, not cognitive. Another person can know the facts (or pretend like they do), but have not felt the pain or understand contextual nuances behind why a group/culture behaves the way that it does..

    3. Mark Malou
      Mark Malou
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      "Gives other cultures a chance to empathize/understand the type of stuff black folk have to deal with" Like it hasn't been shoved down our throats enough the past couple of years? Stop it.

    4. Vladimir Iliev
      Vladimir Iliev
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      Watch their (CC's) show "This Is Not Happening". It's real and funny stories. Highly recommend the Howie Mandel one

  25. WhatTheySaying
    WhatTheySaying
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    So she was kevin hurt teacher

  26. Young Viral
    Young Viral
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    😭😂

  27. TripEL OG Darkness
    TripEL OG Darkness
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    I love this story 😂😂😂😂🤣hilarious

  28. Josh Schwarz
    Josh Schwarz
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    God, I love grown black women. The energy and the attitude are just so different than any other group of women I’ve encountered. Warms my heart

  29. Perry Daniels
    Perry Daniels
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    Whitney Cummings boobs saved her too!!!

  30. Zeacorzeppelin10
    Zeacorzeppelin10
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    I hope she got the car back.

  31. BeeBee Tee
    BeeBee Tee
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    "You don't believe it til they lay you down." True

  32. Marc Harrison
    Marc Harrison
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    Ahahaha

  33. Betty J.
    Betty J.
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    Yesss!!! I'm sooo grateful for my girls😉they save me from all kinds of stuff...lol.

    1. Betty J.
      Betty J.
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      @RaymondGW 😅

    2. Betty J.
      Betty J.
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      @Anonymous Strangeness 😂

    3. RaymondGW
      RaymondGW
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      Betty J what you been doing? 🤣🤣

    4. Anonymous Strangeness
      Anonymous Strangeness
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      I would like to hear more details about this ☺

  34. John Roman
    John Roman
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    Da fawk

  35. Tihetris Weathersby
    Tihetris Weathersby
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    I never get tired of this story, lmao

  36. Kayona Williams
    Kayona Williams
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    That is funny

  37. Choc Pinki
    Choc Pinki
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    💯

  38. Bashou EX
    Bashou EX
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    Yall should really pay these comedians for more bits instead of recycling old tv please. gtive them their roses

  39. Anastasia Rose
    Anastasia Rose
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    MS. PAT YESSS

  40. Lil Dominicana
    Lil Dominicana
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    So it’s not just thick thighs

  41. Rick c137
    Rick c137
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    Second haha

  42. Jay Carr
    Jay Carr
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    Yes yes yes!!!