Ms. Pat: “How My Big Titties Saved My Life”

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Ms. Pat describes getting into a shoot-out with a man when she was 16 years old. (Contains strong language.)
Watch more of Ms. Pat in Dark Humor, a docuseries detailing the influences, experiences and perspectives of Black comedians: standup.com/darkhumor
Original airdate: February 25, 2015
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  1. P Kell
    P Kell
    5 օր առաջ

    Lmmfao ! 😆

  2. absoluttchamp
    absoluttchamp
    12 օր առաջ

    She is the funniest racist I know of!

  3. Baloo The Bear
    Baloo The Bear
    12 օր առաջ

    STOP REPOSTING CONTENT WITHOUT LETTING VIEWERS KNOW.

  4. Svitlana
    Svitlana
    16 օր առաջ

    I ,honestly , didn’t understand 30% of what she was saying but the rest was funny!

  5. Pandas are cool
    Pandas are cool
    16 օր առաջ

    Female comedian with sex jokes only. How original. Only Sarah Silverman, Amy Schumer, Tiffany Haddish, Natasha Leggero, Jessie Klein, Beth Barone already do that.

    1. ⫷ᖘurpℓeṨodaPºp⫸
      ⫷ᖘurpℓeṨodaPºp⫸
      16 օր առաջ

      Not you putting Amy Schumer and Tiffany Haddish in the same category. Haddish might not be your cup of tea but she's way funnier and more deserving than Amy NoHumor Schumer.

  6. Chelsea Philice
    Chelsea Philice
    20 օր առաջ

    Wait 16 two kids!!!! Small bizz ayyyy let's go

  7. Chelsea Philice
    Chelsea Philice
    20 օր առաջ

    Whoooppp whoop!!! New TINH!!

  8. Rabbles the Binx Productions
    Rabbles the Binx Productions
    20 օր առաջ

    I mean, technically speaking, if you're running and shooting the bullets *are* moving faster than if you're standing still. I mean, only by a couple MPH, not enough to make much of a difference, but still. It's like, if you're in a train moving 60 MPH and you're running down the train at 10 MPH, if the train stops suddenly, you fly forward at 70 MPH, the 10 MPH you were running at, plus the 60 MPH of inertia from the train. Same concept.

  9. Gabriel Matthews
    Gabriel Matthews
    20 օր առաջ

    I don't really understand. Would the exit wound have been larger with smaller boobs? Did her larger cup size mean her body closed around the wound more effectively? Great story regardless.

    1. matoe
      matoe
      15 օր առաջ

      she’s saying her boobs are like a cushion

  10. D W
    D W
    20 օր առաջ

    The ending was anti-climatic. Bad ending to what could've been a banger of a joke.

    1. Talk To Me Nice
      Talk To Me Nice
      17 օր առաջ

      @D W oh no I understand. I like the concept but unfortunately not everyone's gonna have a hilarious story. Alot of them come down to delivery. My favorite one has to be Ali Siddiq talking about the prison riot

    2. D W
      D W
      17 օր առաջ

      @Talk To Me Nice OK, gotcha! BUT as a comedian, you should not have to have context other than what you're presently saying. Know what I mean?

    3. Talk To Me Nice
      Talk To Me Nice
      17 օր առաջ

      @D W no what I'm saying is this particular show she was on was about comedians telling true stories

    4. D W
      D W
      17 օր առաջ

      @Talk To Me Nice So... you're saying that a COMEDIAN shouldn't exaggerate or say something that would make what they're saying funnier? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    5. Talk To Me Nice
      Talk To Me Nice
      17 օր առաջ

      The whole thing is about true stories so it would defeat the purpose if the end was changed to make it funnier

  11. David Gage
    David Gage
    20 օր առաջ

    Why it gotta be my birth year lmao

    1. Black Ice
      Black Ice
      20 օր առաջ

      When one nipple is destroyed another is created

  12. SILVABAK X
    SILVABAK X
    20 օր առաջ

    Dark. No pun

  13. nuggetplays mcx
    nuggetplays mcx
    20 օր առաջ

    Finally took out those dumbass intros

  14. Andres Pereyda
    Andres Pereyda
    20 օր առաջ

    Truth is awesome.

  15. samuel sudduth
    samuel sudduth
    20 օր առաջ

    The view to like ratio is fucked up for how funny this is

  16. Erika Joslin
    Erika Joslin
    20 օր առաջ

    Holy hell that was funny 😂😂😂😂😂

  17. William Shaw
    William Shaw
    20 օր առաջ

    Man do I love me some Ms. Pat. :)

  18. ray Marie
    ray Marie
    20 օր առաջ

    Repost ?

  19. IsthatAdandelion !
    IsthatAdandelion !
    20 օր առաջ

    So much trauma to unpack, hard to laugh but I understood the spirit of the joke and in theory it was funny

  20. King Flippynips
    King Flippynips
    20 օր առաջ

    I'm so used to comedians telling overly exaggerated fake stories for laughs, this is the first time where I could genuinely could feel that this was a true story with zero bullshit exaggerated for the sole purpose of laughs, lol. I love it. Gives other cultures a chance to empathize/understand the type of stuff black folk have to deal with. I'd love to see more people from different cultures & backgrounds get on stage and share/vent their stories in a funny, yet genuine manner, like Ms. Pat.

    1. ⫷ᖘurpℓeṨodaPºp⫸
      ⫷ᖘurpℓeṨodaPºp⫸
      16 օր առաջ

      @Mark Malou why are you so aggressive lol calm down.

    2. King Flippynips
      King Flippynips
      18 օր առաջ

      @Mark Malou lmfao so you think most other cultures and backgrounds genuinely empathize with black folks? Not just borrowing/cherrypicking/commercializing the surface-level aspects they like about black culture, while demonizing/devaluing the rest? I'm talking intuitive empathy, not cognitive. Another person can know the facts (or pretend like they do), but have not felt the pain or understand contextual nuances behind why a group/culture behaves the way that it does..

    3. Mark Malou
      Mark Malou
      18 օր առաջ

      "Gives other cultures a chance to empathize/understand the type of stuff black folk have to deal with" Like it hasn't been shoved down our throats enough the past couple of years? Stop it.

    4. Vladimir Iliev
      Vladimir Iliev
      20 օր առաջ

      Watch their (CC's) show "This Is Not Happening". It's real and funny stories. Highly recommend the Howie Mandel one

  21. Donavan Jehs
    Donavan Jehs
    20 օր առաջ

    So she was kevin hurt teacher

  22. Young Viral
    Young Viral
    20 օր առաջ

    😭😂

  23. TripEL OG Darkness
    TripEL OG Darkness
    20 օր առաջ

    I love this story 😂😂😂😂🤣hilarious

  24. Josh Schwarz
    Josh Schwarz
    20 օր առաջ

    God, I love grown black women. The energy and the attitude are just so different than any other group of women I’ve encountered. Warms my heart

  25. Perry Daniels
    Perry Daniels
    20 օր առաջ

    Whitney Cummings boobs saved her too!!!

  26. Zeacorzeppelin10
    Zeacorzeppelin10
    20 օր առաջ

    I hope she got the car back.

  27. BeeBee Tee
    BeeBee Tee
    20 օր առաջ

    "You don't believe it til they lay you down." True

  28. Marc Harrison
    Marc Harrison
    20 օր առաջ

    Ahahaha

  29. Betty J.
    Betty J.
    20 օր առաջ

    Yesss!!! I'm sooo grateful for my girls😉they save me from all kinds of stuff...lol.

    1. Betty J.
      Betty J.
      18 օր առաջ

      @RaymondGW 😅

    2. Betty J.
      Betty J.
      20 օր առաջ

      @Anonymous Strangeness 😂

    3. RaymondGW
      RaymondGW
      20 օր առաջ

      Betty J what you been doing? 🤣🤣

    4. Anonymous Strangeness
      Anonymous Strangeness
      20 օր առաջ

      I would like to hear more details about this ☺

  30. John Roman
    John Roman
    20 օր առաջ

    Da fawk

  31. Tihetris Weathersby
    Tihetris Weathersby
    20 օր առաջ

    I never get tired of this story, lmao

  32. Kayona Williams
    Kayona Williams
    20 օր առաջ

    That is funny

  33. Choc Pinki
    Choc Pinki
    20 օր առաջ

    💯

  34. Bashou EX
    Bashou EX
    20 օր առաջ

    Yall should really pay these comedians for more bits instead of recycling old tv please. gtive them their roses

  35. Anastasia Rose
    Anastasia Rose
    20 օր առաջ

    MS. PAT YESSS

  36. Lil Dominicana
    Lil Dominicana
    20 օր առաջ

    So it’s not just thick thighs

  37. Rick c137
    Rick c137
    20 օր առաջ

    Second haha

  38. Jay Carr
    Jay Carr
    20 օր առաջ

    Yes yes yes!!!