Jim Gaffigan Always Orders Steak

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Jim Gaffigan shares his go-to order at any restaurant and explains why the Last Supper had to be a meal.

Original airdate: September 4, 2014

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  1. Dr. Cynamon Azeebo
    Dr. Cynamon Azeebo
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    Mister Nimbus!

  2. Charles Joseph
    Charles Joseph
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    Does this whole set exist somewhere?

  3. t-an
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    excellent fish impression

  4. Ben Wood
    Ben Wood
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    That is the best impression of a fish I've ever seen.

    1. extermination malfunktion
      extermination malfunktion
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      Hi, im trying to do comedy too. Im using editing and my voice to bring the sketches that i write to life. If you guys, u can check it out

  5. Top Ramen
    Top Ramen
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    Hilarious, pretty sure these are old but still good

  6. Chaos Incarnated
    Chaos Incarnated
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    kind of was funny in his hot pocket days... but thats all this guy will be remembered for since all his stand up punch lines are done in that voice. one class act. pitty.

  7. Jorge Alquimia
    Jorge Alquimia
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    how many years old this joke?

    1. Charles Gallagher
      Charles Gallagher
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      I not know, how old this joke

  8. Unz360
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    Fish don't like fish 😅

  9. Warren NZ
    Warren NZ
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    The next version of the Bible will specify pretzel bread probably. It's an ever changing story.

  10. Jonathan Schneider
    Jonathan Schneider
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    Apparently Gaffigan tells stories with his Garrison Keillor voice

  11. Angela Lee Burnett aka Rock n Roll Goddess
    Angela Lee Burnett aka Rock n Roll Goddess
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    I hate fish 🤮🤢

  12. Ichijo Festival
    Ichijo Festival
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    Jim gets it. Fish are disgusting. Only thing worse: crustaceans. *They are aquatic spiders!* You really want that in your mouth?

    1. Miguel Arcanjo
      Miguel Arcanjo
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      Yes, I do.

  13. Joshua Jackson
    Joshua Jackson
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    where's kevin hart

  14. Gerald Thurmond Songwriter
    Gerald Thurmond Songwriter
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    Jim makes his comedy look effortless, like your best friend is telling you a story, yet we know how honed and perfected his art is.

  15. lizardmandx
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    I just wanted to hear your voice... daddy

  16. David Shamiri
    David Shamiri
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    We grew up poor our parents didnt take us out to eat .. I cant relate

  17. Lisa Brady
    Lisa Brady
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    FISH: What smells? Oh, it’s me! 😂

  18. Jonathan
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    Watch as the majestic wild Gaffigan tires its prey.

  19. Ste McS
    Ste McS
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    I stopped laughing at the bit after the fish joke, but the audience laughed more?

    1. XSwisSmYcHEeseX
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      Yes. The editing here seemed *fishy*

  20. Blue Yoshi
    Blue Yoshi
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    Jim Gaffigan: *Breathes* The audience: AOWUDHSFLIUWHERLABSDFKASGELRIAWBDF

  21. Lit Jarred
    Lit Jarred
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  22. Dan Johnston
    Dan Johnston
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    Take Back The Future. Join The Sundance For A Constitutional Convention And Renovate The Republic.

    1. lizardmandx
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      Thought we were doin the rain dance

  23. The Man w/No Name
    The Man w/No Name
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    ((...we do know what makes life worth living. The people ...loved and they were loved. They were mothers and fathers; they were husbands and wives; sisters and brothers; sons and daughters; friends and neighbors. They had hopes for the future and they had dreams that were not yet fulfilled. And if there’s anything to take away from this …it’s the reminder life is very fragile. Our time here is limited and it is precious. And what matters at the end of the day is not the small things, it’s not the trivial things, which so often consume us and our daily lives. Ultimately, it’s how we choose to treat one another and how we love one another. It’s what we do on a daily basis to give our lives meaning and to give our lives purpose. That’s what matters. At the end of the day, what we’ll remember will be those we loved and what we did for others. That’s why we’re here.)) - President Obama 🔥 🔥

  24. Blade
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  25. Federico Johns
    Federico Johns
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    Heck yes. Missed ya

  26. cloudz alt
    cloudz alt
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    love this guy and im 14 hes so amazing

  27. Saharan Nomad
    Saharan Nomad
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    Me too! And I'm not a man. I follow the logic that pasta cost $1 a lb and you can get cheese and veges for pretty reasonable. And I can make that at home myself, so why pay $30 🤔. Steak always makes most sense 🥩

    1. Saharan Nomad
      Saharan Nomad
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      @A I hear you, that's why I only go to the restaurant when we have guests or meeting up with old friends. Cause you are also paying for the service, salary of employees, rent, and the restaurant owners incentive. And you have to count in the marginal difference if a steak dish is $30, and the pasta is $24. You always get a better deal with the steak. AND It easier to f it up or overcook it at home. And we all mastered the art of Mac and cheese at a young age.

    2. A
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      same exact can be said of steak.. they sell it to you for 3x what the meat costs

  28. Shira Goldberg
    Shira Goldberg
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    Love Jim!!! Hysterical! 😝

  29. Onofrio Masina
    Onofrio Masina
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    "Oh look, I'm fat and it's really funny. That's the only comedic and interesting fact about me." Jim Gaffigan really is a shitty comedian

  30. Eat Ass
    Eat Ass
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    I can’t tell if he’s good or not

    1. J35513 R1V3R4
      J35513 R1V3R4
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      I get a giggle or two out of him... You just gotta get used to his style 🤷🏼‍♂️

    2. Drew Renquest
      Drew Renquest
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      This man is a legend.

    3. GBE
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      did you laugh?