What People Think When They Get Your Wedding Invitation - Damien Lemon

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Damien Lemon explains what being a “foodie” means to him, how Yelp changed eating out and what it’s like receiving a wedding invitation.
Watch more of Damien Lemon in Dark Humor, a docuseries detailing the influences, experiences and perspectives of Black comedians: standup.com/darkhumor
Original airdate: July 11, 2014
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  1. E Baby
    E Baby
    11 ժամ առաջ

    Thought it was Chris rock lol

  2. Aaron Jade
    Aaron Jade
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  3. Gaius Baltar
    Gaius Baltar
    2 օր առաջ

    I'm glad yelp ran shitty scammy restraunts out of business

  4. Liam Rhys Stark
    Liam Rhys Stark
    8 օր առաջ

    people have destination weddings so people WON'T come. it's cheaper.

  5. Daonysia Franklin
    Daonysia Franklin
    9 օր առաջ

    Good stuff and he's tall, dark and handsome.

  6. JMGU
    10 օր առաջ

    "Failed novelist" Facts 😂😂😂😂

  7. NICK Z
    NICK Z
    10 օր առաջ

    Really enjoyed this guy's comedy!

  8. Suga Bee TV
    Suga Bee TV
    10 օր առաջ

    Y'all enjoying life? 😂

  9. Kenneth Hymes
    Kenneth Hymes
    10 օր առաջ

    Anyone who invites me to a wedding involving a tux is not my friend anymore. You're getting married, you're not up for an Oscar. There is an inverse relationship between wedding expense and marriage longevity, look it up.

  10. usa kira
    usa kira
    11 օր առաջ

    I miss him on Guy Code

    11 օր առաջ

    BORIS INSPIRATION TV (Ndop Rice Comedy) is so happy to have people like you guys, we really appreciate you guys for being a blessing to the community...we always follow you guys we Ndop Rice Comedy, we pray to one day be like you guys.

    1. Ndop Belgita yanky
      Ndop Belgita yanky
      11 օր առաջ

      Wow Ndop Rice comedy I enjoy you guys a lot...I enjoy comedy central stand up too

  12. mike bar
    mike bar
    11 օր առաջ

    Yelp took all the risk out of eating out... Well almost all the risk... 🦀🦀🦀 Clap on clap off, the claper!

  13. Jen N
    Jen N
    11 օր առաջ

    You were great on Comedy Knockout and you're still great!

  14. DeLaSoul246
    11 օր առաջ

    Lmao I definitely look at it like an invoice

  15. Jocelyn Johnston
    Jocelyn Johnston
    12 օր առաջ

    Kind of boring

  16. flurpes
    12 օր առաջ

    Who likes food 👀😏

  17. flurpes
    12 օր առաջ

    I heard "foodie" thought of Tim instantly then discredited the entire routine, do better.

  18. Fifthelement203
    12 օր առաջ

    I am cryyyyin cuz I’m a serious yelped 😂😂😂

  19. Liberty
    12 օր առաջ

    I like this dude, he's real. His last name is Lemon.... mine is Pepper... we should be besties :D

    1. Michael Sanchez
      Michael Sanchez
      11 օր առաջ

      @John A bland means no flavor, bud.....lemon and pepper is a flavor (so to speak). Sorry. Also most if not all things are subjective in life so.....to each their own or whatever.

    2. Rabbles the Binx Productions
      Rabbles the Binx Productions
      11 օր առաջ

      Then y'all can meet up with Mackenzie Nathaniel Cheese and make a damn good meal.

    3. Liberty
      12 օր առաջ

      @Yaro Zeee It's supposed to be funny... a joke... you know.... ha ha? Comedy video?.... comedy comments? Way to comment dumbshit.

    4. Yaro Zeee
      Yaro Zeee
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    5. John A
      John A
      12 օր առաջ

      Y’all can make bland ass chicken together. Sorry.

  20. Matthew Fubar
    Matthew Fubar
    12 օր առաջ

    Finally a comedian with original material 👏💯

  21. dy/dx
    12 օր առաջ

    If you getting married, I recommend investing all those money into a house instead of spending tens and thousands of dollars on the wedding itself. It's worth it for the long term, and you gonna need a house eventually for later on anyway. Whereas the wedding is just one time thing and you basically wasted thousands of dollars just to eat and dance. It ain't worth it, man.

    1. StupiderWithAB
      12 օր առաջ

      I just made a new video that is almost funny. You should check it out. 😀🙌

    2. Liberty
      12 օր առաջ

      @Noah G That would be great if I were. I've had to work hard for what I have. Moved out when I was 18, paid my own way through college (accounting) while working 40+ hours a week in the ridiculously expensive SF Bay Area. Joined the US ARMY during the war in Iraq to help out the guys on the ground and put my career on hold. I could have been an officer, but chose to enlist as a private, ensuring I would be in combat and not behind a desk. I rarely buy things and seriously weigh if I need something or just want it. Most people don't have wealth because they spend all their money every month, instead of putting it to work instead. I buy used everything, as I don't see any purpose for "brand new" things. I don't spend money on cars, boats, branded clothing, jewelry, watches, the latest and greatest gadgets and electronics, cell phones, etc. And yet, most people I know consider me to be smart and wealthy, which is amusing as I own very little as far as possessions. The vast majority of people, in my experience, have garages FULL of "stuff" that they never touch...

    3. Noah G
      Noah G
      12 օր առաջ

      @Liberty I don't think that's because you spent money on the house instead of the wedding... I think you're just independently wealthy.

    4. Liberty
      12 օր առաջ

      Agreed. I paid 10 dollars for a magistrate to marry my wife and I in the Philippines. Own a 7 bed, 3 bath house with a 4 car garage =]

  22. SKPjoe Coursegold
    SKPjoe Coursegold
    12 օր առաջ

    he's good.

  23. Dark Chocolate69
    Dark Chocolate69
    12 օր առաջ

    ✍..in black families...out of the country wedding invites are easy ways to get out of going...all we have to say is...GRANDMA still on probation soooo.....yeah...🤥

    1. John Covington
      John Covington
      11 օր առաջ

      We have those?

    2. Wayward Penguin
      Wayward Penguin
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  24. Lemon the Axolotl
    Lemon the Axolotl
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  25. Larry Escolano
    Larry Escolano
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  26. Seb Atallah
    Seb Atallah
    12 օր առաջ

    THIS GUY ID FUNNY!!!!! i love him