What People Think When They Get Your Wedding Invitation - Damien Lemon

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Damien Lemon explains what being a “foodie” means to him, how Yelp changed eating out and what it’s like receiving a wedding invitation.

Watch more of Damien Lemon in Dark Humor, a docuseries detailing the influences, experiences and perspectives of Black comedians: standup.com/darkhumor

Original airdate: July 11, 2014

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  1. Q Prince2021
    Q Prince2021
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    The best comedian on here by far 🏃‍♂️

  2. Tennis Werewolf
    Tennis Werewolf
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    “I don’t advocate domestic violence but I’m starving, it’s hard to get a good sear on a scallop” 😂💀

  3. JuaniqueVerde
    JuaniqueVerde
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    This is funny! I love Yelp 😂 that Verizon joke had me rollin 😂

  4. Goin GOLD
    Goin GOLD
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Looks like a fat version of Chris rock

  5. Insert Name Here
    Insert Name Here
    4 ամիս առաջ

    A+ material❤

  6. Grantley Edwards
    Grantley Edwards
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Hey I'm from Antigua!!!

  7. E Baby
    E Baby
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Thought it was Chris rock lol

  8. Aaron Jade
    Aaron Jade
    5 ամիս առաջ

    😂😂😂

  9. Liam Rhys Stark
    Liam Rhys Stark
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    people have destination weddings so people WON'T come. it's cheaper.

  10. Daonysia Franklin
    Daonysia Franklin
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Good stuff and he's tall, dark and handsome.

  11. JMGU
    JMGU
    5 ամիս առաջ

    "Failed novelist" Facts 😂😂😂😂

  12. NICK Z
    NICK Z
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Really enjoyed this guy's comedy!

  13. Suga Bee TV
    Suga Bee TV
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Y'all enjoying life? 😂

  14. Kenneth Hymes
    Kenneth Hymes
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    Anyone who invites me to a wedding involving a tux is not my friend anymore. You're getting married, you're not up for an Oscar. There is an inverse relationship between wedding expense and marriage longevity, look it up.

  15. usa kira
    usa kira
    5 ամիս առաջ

    I miss him on Guy Code

  16. NDOP RICE COMEDY
    NDOP RICE COMEDY
    5 ամիս առաջ

    BORIS INSPIRATION TV (Ndop Rice Comedy) is so happy to have people like you guys, we really appreciate you guys for being a blessing to the community...we always follow you guys we Ndop Rice Comedy, we pray to one day be like you guys.

    1. Ndop Belgita yanky
      Ndop Belgita yanky
      5 ամիս առաջ

      Wow Ndop Rice comedy I enjoy you guys a lot...I enjoy comedy central stand up too

  17. mike bar
    mike bar
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    Yelp took all the risk out of eating out... Well almost all the risk... 🦀🦀🦀 Clap on clap off, the claper!

  18. Jen N
    Jen N
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    You were great on Comedy Knockout and you're still great!

  19. DeLaSoul246
    DeLaSoul246
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Lmao I definitely look at it like an invoice

  20. Jocelyn Johnston
    Jocelyn Johnston
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Kind of boring

  21. flurpes
    flurpes
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Who likes food 👀😏

  22. flurpes
    flurpes
    5 ամիս առաջ

    I heard "foodie" thought of Tim instantly then discredited the entire routine, do better.

  23. Fifthelement203
    Fifthelement203
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    I am cryyyyin cuz I’m a serious yelped 😂😂😂

  24. Liberty
    Liberty
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    I like this dude, he's real. His last name is Lemon.... mine is Pepper... we should be besties :D

    1. BrooklynP. Art Ent.
      BrooklynP. Art Ent.
      4 ամիս առաջ

      The lemon pepper boyz... Thats dope

    2. June Saez
      June Saez
      4 ամիս առաջ

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯

    3. MK912
      MK912
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      @John A lemon pepper wings are fire af while you playin...

    4. Michael Sanchez
      Michael Sanchez
      5 ամիս առաջ

      @John A bland means no flavor, bud.....lemon and pepper is a flavor (so to speak). Sorry. Also most if not all things are subjective in life so.....to each their own or whatever.

    5. Rabbles the Binx Productions
      Rabbles the Binx Productions
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      Then y'all can meet up with Mackenzie Nathaniel Cheese and make a damn good meal.

  25. Matthew Fubar
    Matthew Fubar
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Finally a comedian with original material 👏💯

    1. it's that one guy
      it's that one guy
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      sorry caps

    2. it's that one guy
      it's that one guy
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      NOT REALLY THO..BUT KINDA

  26. dy/dx
    dy/dx
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    If you getting married, I recommend investing all those money into a house instead of spending tens and thousands of dollars on the wedding itself. It's worth it for the long term, and you gonna need a house eventually for later on anyway. Whereas the wedding is just one time thing and you basically wasted thousands of dollars just to eat and dance. It ain't worth it, man.

    1. StupiderWithAB
      StupiderWithAB
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      I just made a new video that is almost funny. You should check it out. 😀🙌

    2. Liberty
      Liberty
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      @Noah G That would be great if I were. I've had to work hard for what I have. Moved out when I was 18, paid my own way through college (accounting) while working 40+ hours a week in the ridiculously expensive SF Bay Area. Joined the US ARMY during the war in Iraq to help out the guys on the ground and put my career on hold. I could have been an officer, but chose to enlist as a private, ensuring I would be in combat and not behind a desk. I rarely buy things and seriously weigh if I need something or just want it. Most people don't have wealth because they spend all their money every month, instead of putting it to work instead. I buy used everything, as I don't see any purpose for "brand new" things. I don't spend money on cars, boats, branded clothing, jewelry, watches, the latest and greatest gadgets and electronics, cell phones, etc. And yet, most people I know consider me to be smart and wealthy, which is amusing as I own very little as far as possessions. The vast majority of people, in my experience, have garages FULL of "stuff" that they never touch...

    3. Noah G
      Noah G
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      @Liberty I don't think that's because you spent money on the house instead of the wedding... I think you're just independently wealthy.

    4. Liberty
      Liberty
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      Agreed. I paid 10 dollars for a magistrate to marry my wife and I in the Philippines. Own a 7 bed, 3 bath house with a 4 car garage =]

  27. SKPjoe Coursegold
    SKPjoe Coursegold
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    he's good.

  28. Dark Chocolate69
    Dark Chocolate69
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    ✍..in black families...out of the country wedding invites are easy ways to get out of going...all we have to say is...GRANDMA still on probation soooo.....yeah...🤥

    1. Wayward Penguin
      Wayward Penguin
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      @Quinton miller I took it as they were making a joke of what people think that actually isn't

    2. Quinton miller
      Quinton miller
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      You are definitely white. No one if colour would post this.

    3. John Covington
      John Covington
      5 ամիս առաջ

      We have those?

    4. Wayward Penguin
      Wayward Penguin
      5 ամիս առաջ

      😂

  29. Lemon the Axolotl
    Lemon the Axolotl
    5 ամիս առաջ

    OwO

  30. Larry Escolano
    Larry Escolano
    5 ամիս առաջ

    #2!!!!!!

  31. Seb Atallah
    Seb Atallah
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    THIS GUY ID FUNNY!!!!! i love him