How NOT to Finger Someone - Nikki Glaser

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Nikki Glaser admits she’s hiding something from her boyfriend and educates the audience on fingering.

Original airdate: April 26, 2014

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  1. Christopher Robert
    Christopher Robert
    16 ժամ առաջ

    From the looks of it, 99% of this crowd has been fingered at least once.

  2. Cody Folz
    Cody Folz
    2 օր առաջ

    "Outsource it" Lmafo

  3. Douglas Harley
    Douglas Harley
    4 օր առաջ

    useful.

  4. Drak
    Drak
    4 օր առաջ

    I'm gonna download fruit ninja now

  5. Rick Sanchez C137
    Rick Sanchez C137
    8 օր առաջ

    Real men use our tongues to “finger” women…..

  6. martin james
    martin james
    9 օր առաջ

    Oh I like her, although I sense if I delve too deep I will find it samey

  7. pointnozzleaway
    pointnozzleaway
    11 օր առաջ

    I would love to try the versions ?

  8. Phon Xieng
    Phon Xieng
    11 օր առաջ

    not funny and to sexual. and all white liberal women should not have a kid. dont need another self hating white guilt who hates the usa running around

  9. G B
    G B
    11 օր առաջ

    Shes cute and has a nice fluid delivery and sells her jokes easily. The audience though when she was seeking some play back was a bore...

  10. Simon Anderson
    Simon Anderson
    12 օր առաջ

    its funny because it's a woman, I tried the same routine once and got booed off the train. also the child joke got me arrested

  11. Jerry Wright
    Jerry Wright
    12 օր առաջ

    She’s REALLY not funny anymore.

  12. James Pimental
    James Pimental
    13 օր առաջ

    These female comedians who use gross sexual acts to sell comedy is so disgusting

  13. Red Rick
    Red Rick
    14 օր առաջ

    This is actually solid advice.

  14. Jon Watkins
    Jon Watkins
    15 օր առաջ

    Nikki you are the tops! Keep doing what you do best!

  15. WP SN
    WP SN
    15 օր առաջ

    Every Guy: "I'm gonna click on this video because she's hot." Every Guy 5 Minutes Later: "Dammit...another hot chick obsessed with destroying my ability to be attracted to her."

  16. DJ Justin
    DJ Justin
    16 օր առաջ

    I saw this before... oh yeah.. Ali Wong.

  17. Matthew
    Matthew
    17 օր առաջ

    Classless

  18. Mahak Chawla
    Mahak Chawla
    17 օր առաջ

    "she owns that baby"

  19. Earl Scheib
    Earl Scheib
    18 օր առաջ

    This is one of the better TED talks

  20. brock willenborg
    brock willenborg
    18 օր առաջ

    Woman's stand up: 1 be hot 2 talk about sex 3 talk more about sex 4 cash the check

  21. jake marlow
    jake marlow
    19 օր առաջ

    It's Amy Schumer ... but slightly less hideous. Can't wait to find a female comic that doesn't talk about her vaj.

  22. Jeremy hanna
    Jeremy hanna
    19 օր առաջ

    Not fracking is when u put a vibe in the front door then knock on the backdoor hard

  23. Ho Inu
    Ho Inu
    19 օր առաջ

    1:20 hello there

  24. EJofLA
    EJofLA
    20 օր առաջ

    I love how open Nikki is to share her story. It makes it feel like you're one of her besties, and she's catching you up on what's been going on with her. And her material is awesome to boot. Thanks beautiful!

  25. TeamBrodee
    TeamBrodee
    21 օր առաջ

    If my girlfriend doesn’t joke like this I don’t want her

  26. William Gullett
    William Gullett
    24 օր առաջ

    I like her but let's be honest....Nikki Glazer is just a funnier version of the unfunny Sarah Silverman

  27. Victor
    Victor
    26 օր առաջ

    Hi, Oil Industry Engineer here, this is exactly what fracking is.

  28. Cabin Dweller
    Cabin Dweller
    27 օր առաջ

    I'm 13 and I think this is funny. When does the comedian turn 18?

  29. Steve Acho
    Steve Acho
    29 օր առաջ

    I wish there were videos like this when I was 15. Some poor girls would not have had to suffer the incredibly ignorant whatever I was attempting to do.

    1. Victor
      Victor
      26 օր առաջ

      Were you trying to frack them?

  30. Erica Peterson
    Erica Peterson
    29 օր առաջ

    haha i like to outsource it Really good set

  31. Matt Nord
    Matt Nord
    29 օր առաջ

    I don't think that's going to discourage most guys.

  32. mauarduz
    mauarduz
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    This is mastery !

  33. Dead Parroting
    Dead Parroting
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    Seeing a lot of 'not funny' comments from the guys. Truth hurts, but only if you take yourself too seriously.

  34. Dead Parroting
    Dead Parroting
    Ամիս առաջ

    LOL What game was that again? I think I could use some practice...

  35. Tomas Garcia
    Tomas Garcia
    Ամիս առաջ

    baby

  36. soundguy098
    soundguy098
    Ամիս առաջ

    searching for change......

  37. Pro Steam
    Pro Steam
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    Best set she's ever done....and still not funny. She empowers women to try comedy.....and other people who aren't funny

  38. tat007
    tat007
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    Why aren't women funny?

    1. tat007
      tat007
      17 օր առաջ

      Is that meant to be funny too?

    2. Pxray S
      Pxray S
      18 օր առաջ

      Because you hate women. There are women comedians out there that do any type of comedy, if you can't find any that make you laugh you are just going into it with an incel attitude that won't enjoy anything because you have your hate boner going before you even start.

    3. I Don’t Know
      I Don’t Know
      Ամիս առաջ

      I’ve seen one actually funny stand up comedian, and she’s dead.

  39. ultramaximus
    ultramaximus
    Ամիս առաջ

    She's too funny

    1. I Don’t Know
      I Don’t Know
      Ամիս առաջ

      You posted this ~83 days late.

  40. Nicholas Mackey
    Nicholas Mackey
    Ամիս առաջ

    Her roasts are really good. Her standup not so much

  41. BitcOOkie lover
    BitcOOkie lover
    Ամիս առաջ

    Searching for videos of fruit ninja pomegranate gameplay..........................

  42. Controlled Chaos
    Controlled Chaos
    Ամիս առաջ

    I love this girl 😂😂😂

  43. Kev Macc
    Kev Macc
    Ամիս առաջ

    So, if you watch Brian Regan or John Pinette (RIP) or a lot of other comics they're funny without being crude. Why do a lot of woman comics feel it necessary to constantly talk about sex and their vagina's and on and on. Gets old after a while and it's not really that funny. I have a theory that adolescent boys get all excited watching an attractive woman and NIkki Glaser is that, talk about this stuff but other than them...the adults in the room would probably rather just hear good comedy.

    1. Kev Macc
      Kev Macc
      18 օր առաջ

      @Pxray S Nice try, no sale. Truth is it was a slow Saturday and I do admit that I sometimes enjoy goofing on pseudo intellectual keyboard warrior halfwits like you who infest this site. When I have the time. And need I point out that you've been doing exactly what you accused me of doing? If you were half as clever as you think you are you wouldn't have had to edit a response that consists of just two lines of text. A weak response at that. Your reading comprehension would be better as well. You are amusing to a point but I'm afraid that point has been reached. Thanks for a few minutes of mild amusement. We're done.

    2. Pxray S
      Pxray S
      18 օր առաջ

      @Kev Macc Cool. It worked. I appreciate you confirming what I said in my comment.

    3. Kev Macc
      Kev Macc
      18 օր առաջ

      @Pxray S So, I had a free hour today to cruise around on AMget and what did I find? Your excellent comment! Thank you for taking time out of your busy day to try to help me with my mental well being, really! So kind of you. To be able to identify such deep seated issues in my psyche from just one post of only three lines from someone who is a complete and utter stranger to you! All I can say is that it indicates a truly dizzying intellect. Are your family and friends aware of this gift you possess? I'm betting they are not; it's so much easier to spew this type of excellent advice from behind the veil of anonymity the internet provides isn't it? But you must not let that stop you! You must go forth and inflict the dizzying intellect you've displayed here on those in your own life, I have absolutely no doubt they will react appropriately to your attempts to help them. So, considering your obvious talents for judging others so quickly and projecting your own issues upon them, what in the world are you doing here on AMget wasting your time responding to a weeks old post by someone you've never met and is a total stranger when you could be out saving the world one seemingly intelligent and specious comment at a time! Go! Spread your gift, I mean it. Waste no more time here hiding behind the internet. To assist you in this task and to ensure that you waste no more of your obvious "gift' on faultless AMgetrs, at least this one, I'm going to put you on my mute list...you don't have to thank me, it's the least I can do in response to your fatuous comment.

    4. Pxray S
      Pxray S
      18 օր առաջ

      There are a lot of female "clean" comedians, there is even a website or two devoted to those that don't like "yucky or gross" blue material. While you downplay blue material with your idiotic "theory" of those who enjoy laughing at sexual material, you might just question your own prudish sense of humor. While humor is completely subjective, it is obvious from your comment you want to feel superior to groups of people and this is probably not the only venue for this behavior.

    5. Strife Divine
      Strife Divine
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      @Kev Macc Obviously you have nothing better to do with your time. 😂😂😂😂😘

  44. Driveway STAR
    Driveway STAR
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    God I love her

  45. Lucas Harvey
    Lucas Harvey
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    lol

  46. Jimmy McClendon
    Jimmy McClendon
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    She’s awesome!!!

  47. DemonGroover
    DemonGroover
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    These so called "comedians" need better material than the constant life stories of vagina

  48. Kamal Harris
    Kamal Harris
    Ամիս առաջ

    Themselves describe you Nikki Glasser.

  49. Kamal Harris
    Kamal Harris
    Ամիս առաջ

    Same to you Nikki glesse.

  50. Spanish Lefty
    Spanish Lefty
    Ամիս առաջ

    Her references are out of control.

  51. wendzeg
    wendzeg
    Ամիս առաջ

    Amazing

  52. wendzeg
    wendzeg
    Ամիս առաջ

    Funniest girl comedian i’ve ever seen

    1. I Don’t Know
      I Don’t Know
      Ամիս առաջ

      Have you seen Joan Rivers? She’s actually funny.

  53. paparadeliko
    paparadeliko
    Ամիս առաջ

    Note taken 😅

  54. Roberto V. di Bisceglia
    Roberto V. di Bisceglia
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    She killed it in there

  55. Richard Sweeney
    Richard Sweeney
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    Just not that funny.

  56. Henrik
    Henrik
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    It would be fun to hear if Nikki Glaser could actually pull off a set with more than her usual - and only - topic

  57. The Enchanted Apple
    The Enchanted Apple
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    never been so far from laughing from someone trying to make me.

  58. John Swain
    John Swain
    Ամիս առաջ

    3:45 "Here kitty kitty." LOL - this is an impressively advanced instructional video.

    1. Jimmy R
      Jimmy R
      15 օր առաջ

      I've tried this and everything else to get my girlfriend to orgasm but she can't. What can I do?

  59. ETX MX
    ETX MX
    Ամիս առաջ

    "Is this fracking" 🤣🤣

  60. matthew leavens
    matthew leavens
    Ամիս առաջ

    Lmao okay okay the "stick to the clitorious" joke got me.

  61. matthew leavens
    matthew leavens
    Ամիս առաջ

    Why is it that female comedians seem to only have "sexual" things to talk about? Lol

    1. I Don’t Know
      I Don’t Know
      Ամիս առաջ

      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  62. Jayskiallthewayski
    Jayskiallthewayski
    2 ամիս առաջ

    For a woman, she's funny.

    1. I Don’t Know
      I Don’t Know
      Ամիս առաջ

      But only if you’re a woman, and you can heavily relate to vagina, sex, stuff things.

  63. Diesel Gonzalington
    Diesel Gonzalington
    2 ամիս առաջ

    eww, swim your kayuck back to kansada way over by where tf you belong!! .. from U.S. vith luv! xo no text plz

  64. Jason Abbott
    Jason Abbott
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Do women comics have any other topics besides sex?

  65. Mark Concha
    Mark Concha
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Love her, hilarious!💞

  66. CoolChannel Name
    CoolChannel Name
    2 ամիս առաջ

    I think there is a laugh track playing, wtf Comedy Central? This broad is funny, it's not my fault the audience is so uptight and so fearfully juvenile of their own sexuality that they cannot even joke about it. Stop playing pre-recorded laugh tracks, whatever production marketing douche bag you hired, fire him.

  67. Tyler Durden
    Tyler Durden
    2 ամիս առաջ

    she's really cute and pretty funny but is it just me or do all female comedians standup always have to include a certain percentage of sex and vagina jokes? i don't mind jokes about vaginas but it seems like that's some kind of required element for women to be funny.

  68. nicholas blevins
    nicholas blevins
    2 ամիս առաջ

    if a girl said go in there cowboy i would explode my can of beans all over here face

  69. Ponnappa Ganapathy
    Ponnappa Ganapathy
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Be very careful what you wish for. Be too into it and you will wind up stuck in that

  70. HyperU2
    HyperU2
    2 ամիս առաջ

    First time I've seen her, Norm Macdonald is right again.

  71. Death2PC
    Death2PC
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Cookies and cream.....................

  72. star trek star wars
    star trek star wars
    2 ամիս առաջ

    She is not funny at all just like a lot of comedy's of today

  73. Anomalous
    Anomalous
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Don't finger someone like Trump groped America. ...Not good.

  74. Mr T
    Mr T
    2 ամիս առաջ

    I like pomegranate...

  75. Deconstruction
    Deconstruction
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Cinna-swirl... It's never failed.

  76. Brian Manning
    Brian Manning
    2 ամիս առաջ

    She has nice legs.

  77. Davide M. Gomez
    Davide M. Gomez
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Duly noted.

  78. Zebulous
    Zebulous
    2 ամիս առաջ

    It’s good that she’s educating dumb guys while entertaining. She’s right in every way.

  79. robertk2007
    robertk2007
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Is sex her only topic?

  80. Jeremy Medlock
    Jeremy Medlock
    2 ամիս առաջ

    She's hot asf! I wanna do things with her

  81. Max B
    Max B
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Why can't this woman speak without punctuating every other sentence with 'like'?

  82. Walter
    Walter
    2 ամիս առաջ

    I love this Woman’s raw Humor 👍 funny as hell

  83. Mei IsBei
    Mei IsBei
    2 ամիս առաջ

    "You should get it, it's going viral." Fucking gold

  84. Jerdon's babbler
    Jerdon's babbler
    2 ամիս առաջ

    She’s gross.

  85. doze gamin
    doze gamin
    2 ամիս առաջ

    she thinks that all women are the same.

  86. Daniel Lewis
    Daniel Lewis
    2 ամիս առաջ

    hi Nikki i love you

  87. etienne Baree
    etienne Baree
    2 ամիս առաջ

    great performance :-)

  88. toasty bread
    toasty bread
    2 ամիս առաջ

    She is funny....

  89. eric k
    eric k
    2 ամիս առաջ

    funny stuff 😂

  90. Crimea_River
    Crimea_River
    2 ամիս առաջ

    A female comic talking about sex?? Wow. Now I've seen everything.

  91. Vicent Sanchis Castelló
    Vicent Sanchis Castelló
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Men are supposed to be obsessed about sex but I'm still trying to find a female monologuist capable of making jokes of something else.

  92. drake allen
    drake allen
    2 ամիս առաջ

    damn, i wanna meet her. lol

  93. Rory M
    Rory M
    2 ամիս առաջ

    This girl is not a comedian, she's the sex ed teacher we all needed.

  94. Whiskey Hangover
    Whiskey Hangover
    2 ամիս առաջ

    I fucking love this chick.

  95. Tony Armstrong
    Tony Armstrong
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Like most female comics, she's not really funny. But wow, she's hot!!

  96. Craig DeRoche
    Craig DeRoche
    2 ամիս առաջ

    HERE KITTY KITTY...

  97. comfykeegs
    comfykeegs
    2 ամիս առաջ

    The best comic from Whoville

  98. Javier Aviles
    Javier Aviles
    2 ամիս առաջ

    I wonder if she's really that wild, or just all talk.

  99. EmR1d
    EmR1d
    2 ամիս առաջ

    That was a great set.

  100. Samuel Morse
    Samuel Morse
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Respect, she killed it.