Dogs Can Do Whatever They Want in Public - Brittany Carney - Stand-Up Featuring

1 100 Դիտումներ 39հզր

Brittany Carney discusses spending quarantine with her parents, a chance encounter with a dog and what it’s like to teach preschoolers.

About Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring:
Whether you’re a casual fan or a comedy connoisseur, Comedy Central has extended stand-up sets from the freshest voices that you need to hear.

Subscribe to Comedy Central Stand-Up:

Watch more Comedy Central Stand-Up:

Follow Comedy Central Stand-Up:
Twitter: standup
Facebook: standup
Instagram: ccstandup

Watch full Comedy Central stand-up specials:


  1. Ron Jon Covi
    Ron Jon Covi
    14 ժամ առաջ

    Saw her live ln at the stand and she fucking killed. Absolutely hilarious

  2. tdpposiden dagod
    tdpposiden dagod
    5 օր առաջ

    Not funny at all

  3. Kyle McDermott
    Kyle McDermott
    10 օր առաջ

    Yo if you're struggling with this because of the delivery, someone made a helpful comment that speeding up the playback makes it flow much easier. I recommend 1.5x, it honestly just makes her seem a bit giddy but clears up the pacing nicely ☀️ I for real enjoyed this, the jokes are good and her expressions are gold 😂 it's like they pulled her from a cartoon lmao I love it 😂❤

    1. Kyle McDermott
      Kyle McDermott
      10 օր առաջ

      Which actually brings into question a hot take: is she actually just going so incredibly fast that they had to slow the entire set down and they just went a touch overboard?

  4. Vallentino White
    Vallentino White
    15 օր առաջ

    She talk like the noise u make when yo mom ask u to do dishes as soon as u sit down

  5. Jade Nguyen
    Jade Nguyen
    22 օր առաջ

    She’s so weird and gangly and kinda raunchy and even a little bit creepy. I love her.

    1. Jade Nguyen
      Jade Nguyen
      22 օր առաջ

      Brittany, if you see this, I’ve known of you maybe 5 hours and I think you’re on a whole different level from these other comics and meant all that stuff in the best way.

  6. Alodie Westenbroek
    Alodie Westenbroek
    24 օր առաջ


  7. John Bires
    John Bires
    27 օր առաջ

    Not funny!

  8. Lyric Mott
    Lyric Mott
    28 օր առաջ

    I don't mean to be dramatic but I would die for them.

  9. Sam Porter Bridges
    Sam Porter Bridges
    Ամիս առաջ

    Oh no, I can't listen to this

  10. Whisper Signal
    Whisper Signal
    Ամիս առաջ

    I've met a few people that talk like this... it never fails to make me 1.) Wonder what medication they might be on. 2.) Feel incredibly, incredibly uncomfortable. I think that the biggest parts that are unnerving to me personally, are the staggered pacing, and her constant eye widening. She's alright, but needs some tightening. Much love either way!

  11. Emilio Petronez
    Emilio Petronez
    Ամիս առաջ

    Comedy is dead. PC "comedy" isn't funny Funny comes from stereotypes and poking fun at peoole..not walking on eggshells trying not to offend anyone

  12. dancqueen25
    Ամիս առաջ

    This girl literally channeling every visceral response & thought filter I have uncomfortably & unconscientiously encountered.

    2 ամիս առաջ

    She reminds me of phoebe😂

  14. the mexis
    the mexis
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Woohoo Barbados! i promise, we have better music now lol i mean...where did you even find steel pan music from the 70s?

  15. The Philistines
    The Philistines
    2 ամիս առաջ

    I didn’t laugh so much but I smiled ALL the while

  16. Jose Escobar
    Jose Escobar
    3 ամիս առաջ

    I was gonna click off but the anime joke made me stay

  17. Pamela Hallisey
    Pamela Hallisey
    3 ամիս առաջ

    All.of her jokes should start out with 'Well, what had happened was...' she is cute and could probably not get us out of any trouble. Lol

  18. grizzly lesley
    grizzly lesley
    3 ամիս առաջ

    She's such a vibe lol

  19. Yahya Darboe
    Yahya Darboe
    3 ամիս առաջ


  20. Sam's Garbage™
    Sam's Garbage™
    3 ամիս առաջ

    This just feels like it was an off-the-cuff kind of show

  21. juenanbau
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Love her:)

  22. Matt Widgery Photography
    Matt Widgery Photography
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Woke comedy isn't funny at the best of times but this was just cringe

  23. jason strange
    jason strange
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Not funny just weird

  24. AB Productions
    AB Productions
    4 ամիս առաջ

    This grew on me so fast😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  25. it's that one guy
    it's that one guy
    4 ամիս առաջ

    guess anyone get on comedy central

  26. imuhammadnow
    4 ամիս առաջ

    shes the most interesting person ive seen in years

  27. Archie O'connor
    Archie O'connor
    4 ամիս առաջ

    She’s deffo on drugs just saying 😂😂

  28. Nic Gomez
    Nic Gomez
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Somebody give this woman a Xanax she’s giving *me* anxiety

  29. LeahAnn Lafemmebear Music Mitchell
    LeahAnn Lafemmebear Music Mitchell
    4 ամիս առաջ

    She definitely took a sec to warm up to but it turned out amazing! Stay your funny awkward self!

  30. PDRIFT86
    4 ամիս առաջ

    If you listen to this with earphones on, during moments of silence you can literally hear crickets! 🦗

    5 ամիս առաջ


  32. Gerard Gousman
    Gerard Gousman
    5 ամիս առաջ

    She's gonna be good when she gets more comfortable and tightens her timing.

  33. Perry Daniels
    Perry Daniels
    5 ամիս առաջ

    She’s hilarious! I almost laughed out loud at 4:45 am. It took all the sleepy strength I had not to wake up my neighbors.

    5 ամիս առաջ

    See the thing I like about earth is watching people be themselves .this is beautiful ❤️

  35. Gameovr17
    5 ամիս առաջ

    She's not even funny for a girl

  36. Jesus Perez
    Jesus Perez
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Carbon negative Body positive That was really clever

  37. Dan Fonseca
    Dan Fonseca
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Biil Cosby much?

  38. Pandas are cool
    Pandas are cool
    5 ամիս առաջ

    The audience is as dead as her career in comedy.

  39. DeVonn Rasheed
    DeVonn Rasheed
    5 ամիս առաջ


  40. Tiffany
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Wow. This was painfully awkward to watch.

  41. Something New
    Something New
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Is this Avant Garde ?

  42. Katherine Kama
    Katherine Kama
    5 ամիս առաջ

    I love her

  43. Nathan Graham
    Nathan Graham
    5 ամիս առաջ

    This girl crazy, but in the best way lol

  44. Education Earth
    Education Earth
    5 ամիս առաջ

    What the heck is wrong with me I love her

  45. Tavarii
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Is this before or after the Arthur Fleck movie.?!

  46. Troy Butler
    Troy Butler
    5 ամիս առաջ

    I guess I am attracted to weird and awkward😂 She is interesting.

  47. Hope June
    Hope June
    5 ամիս առաջ

    For those complaining... Put the speed at 2x, you'll laugh. I promise... She's obviously just starting ....

  48. Utopia Fail
    Utopia Fail
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Welcome to woke comedy 🤮

  49. Logan hogan
    Logan hogan
    5 ամիս առաջ

    This is literally a form of torture you can make a criminal listen to this and he will confess just to make it stop

  50. evilangel
    5 ամիս առաջ

    That was awful. She's not even a tiny bit funny & if that high pitched whiny voice is a character, she needs to dump it, b/c that was cringe & terrible. I didnt even crack a smile.

  51. mk. mn.
    mk. mn.
    5 ամիս առաջ

    not me having an organic deodorant ad on this

  52. George Smith
    George Smith
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Someone who loves her tell her she sucks.

  53. Jerin Saldana
    Jerin Saldana
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Listening to her speak is like watching someone with Parkinson’s draw a circle.

    1. Jade Nguyen
      Jade Nguyen
      22 օր առաջ

      This is a fucked up joke, but it’s accurate and funny.

    2. Yukai Y
      Yukai Y
      5 ամիս առաջ


  54. Julian West
    Julian West
    5 ամիս առաջ

    She kinda scary though.. im scared though... Afraid of her a bit though 😕

  55. Adriel Akello
    Adriel Akello
    5 ամիս առաջ

    She sound better in her other stuff, maybe she was just nervous this time.

    5 ամիս առաջ

    By the end I really like her stand up!! Awkward gold!!🔑

  57. Scott Davis
    Scott Davis
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Just not funny 😟

  58. Khamzat Chimaev
    Khamzat Chimaev
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Where is the funny?

  59. Blue Planet
    Blue Planet
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Maybe they should just rebrand as 'Central'.

  60. Truth Revealed
    Truth Revealed
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Basically anyone can be a comedian on Comedy Central now?

  61. Down bad
    Down bad
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Whats with her eyes?

  62. Adam
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Gonna have an anxiety attack listening to her. I appreciate how difficult it is to do what she’s doing but was there no one better prepared Comedy Central? Give the girl time to get better before putting her online

    1. Jade Nguyen
      Jade Nguyen
      22 օր առաջ

      Gotta start somewhere.

    2. MissIamTwinkles01
      2 ամիս առաջ

      Well how is she gonna get people to know of her?

    3. Fulgrim, The Phoenician
      Fulgrim, The Phoenician
      5 ամիս առաջ

      Comedy is not their first priority

  63. Actual Fact checker
    Actual Fact checker
    5 ամիս առաջ

    I don’t understand why Comedy Central picks this garbage up instead of giving actually funny comedians an opportunity. We get it, she’s a black woman.

  64. What about this
    What about this
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Cute! But yeah, ok;

  65. B Well
    B Well
    5 ամիս առաջ


  66. Seth Miner
    Seth Miner
    5 ամիս առաջ

    This is so uncomfortable to watch.

  67. Michael Smyth
    Michael Smyth
    5 ամիս առաջ

    I don't know who this lady is, so I am asking this legitimately, does she have something wrong?

    1. dratliff8896
      5 ամիս առաջ

      If Josh blue was a non binary multiracial

  68. dontgomonkey
    5 ամիս առաջ

    You know, she has a lot of downvotes, but she has a really good cadence and her timing is really solid, but needs work. think she’s going to succeed in the future, but still needs work.

  69. ExpansiveGymnast10
    5 ամիս առաջ

    I love her act!

  70. Jariatou
    5 ամիս առաջ

    It’s kind of hard to follow her jokes cause her intonation is confusing a bit

  71. Sarah Walton
    Sarah Walton
    5 ամիս առաջ

    This is way too funny

  72. Ollie Handro
    Ollie Handro
    5 ամիս առաջ

    So many talented ppl in this world and she get a shine

  73. Cool Man
    Cool Man
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Damn bro got the whole squad laughing... 😐

  74. ZBirDEveryday
    5 ամիս առաջ

    I want to like her. But this is hard to watch.

    1. richie rich
      richie rich
      5 ամիս առաջ

      Sammmmme I wanna root for her so bad but her jokes and delivery are so flat it’s almost cringey

    2. Doppy YT
      Doppy YT
      5 ամիս առաջ

      Ya her voice is annoying

    3. מירי כהן
      מירי כהן
      5 ամիս առաջ

      Lol me too

  75. Tina Nsubuga
    Tina Nsubuga
    5 ամիս առաջ

    It’s about time we have a female comic not talking about their vagina constantly- She is BRILlIANT❤️ The Newton Joke 😂😂😂 Nerds unite

  76. Maddie May
    Maddie May
    5 ամիս առաջ

    i would definitely recommend checking out her youtube channel. i think the filming of this really sent her into a panic and so the delivery isn’t the best but the jokes are 10/10. please don’t sleep on such a good comic bc of a couple awkward laughs and forced moments.

  77. Dpr3cords
    5 ամիս առաջ

    ok I see all the comments about her voice, the truth is.... Jerry Seinfeld sounds just like her while screaming with better material and less awkwardness , tell me i'm wrong

  78. Hp. the Chao
    Hp. the Chao
    5 ամիս առաջ

    So many people are being incredibly mean to her like, come on she is really funny! Stop being such jerks!!

  79. Drew Whitfield
    Drew Whitfield
    5 ամիս առաջ

    She makes me nervous at first but then I really started liking it so what does that say about me? 😂

  80. Daichi Sawamura • 20 years ago
    Daichi Sawamura • 20 years ago
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Her voice is very "I didn't do anything tho!" Ngl

  81. Heavy Nerd
    Heavy Nerd
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Yeah I watched 3 minutes and 40 seconds I think I'll stop 😅

  82. Max Hodges
    Max Hodges
    5 ամիս առաջ

    No funny; they are laughing at you dear.

  83. Club NightParade
    Club NightParade
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Damn this is hot trash

  84. E3
    5 ամիս առաջ

    This was awkward

  85. Yahshua Immanuel
    Yahshua Immanuel
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Her cadence is very Bill Cosby'ish. I think she's really cute you can tell shes reslly smart

  86. Shaina Berry
    Shaina Berry
    5 ամիս առաջ


  87. daveziggy
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Saw her in DC a few years ago and she killed. So great to her on Comedy Central!

  88. Reddregus Watkins
    Reddregus Watkins
    5 ամիս առաջ

    I like her, she's very witty but seemed a little nervous but it could just be her personality

  89. Софья Воскресенская
    Софья Воскресенская
    5 ամիս առաջ


  90. Maya Brown
    Maya Brown
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Her voice is so irritating. And her hair is 😬

  91. Geoffy g
    Geoffy g
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Emo Phillips + Black comedy

  92. Jackson Your friendly neighborhood trans
    Jackson Your friendly neighborhood trans
    5 ամիս առաջ

    She sounds like me when I get nervous and struggle to speak and I try really hard to push my words out, which is probably what is happening right now.

  93. Ivy Bee
    Ivy Bee
    5 ամիս առաջ

    She's funny but just needs a little work. I love her awkwardness.

  94. melvina628
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Very funny.

  95. Mark White
    Mark White
    5 ամիս առաջ

    I'm leaving now - and not in a good way!

  96. aedr04
    5 ամիս առաջ

    You know what, we need more awkward nerdy black girls like this one in standup, so imma like

    1. Young Kingdom
      Young Kingdom
      5 ամիս առաջ

      Is this satirical? Why do we need more of any specific race/personality in anything? No one is barring “awkward nerdy black girls” from stand up. The only barrier to entry is that they have to be at least somewhat funny, which this person is not.

  97. anthony johnson
    anthony johnson
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Very good impression of Morty from Rick & Morty.

  98. Big Tayzer
    Big Tayzer
    5 ամիս առաջ

    She gotta permanent “in trouble “ voice 😂😂😂

    1. Sam's Garbage™
      Sam's Garbage™
      3 ամիս առաջ

      Probably just nervous, or (not to sound rude, I know someone who sounds like her and this is what happened to them) she had an incident where she schmacked her head.

  99. flutefunk
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Carbon negative, body Positive! LMAO love her. Upload more

  100. red zen
    red zen
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Jokes need some work baby girl, you are funny though kinda