Dogs Can Do Whatever They Want in Public - Brittany Carney - Stand-Up Featuring

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Brittany Carney discusses spending quarantine with her parents, a chance encounter with a dog and what it’s like to teach preschoolers.
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  2. Gerard Gousman
    Gerard Gousman
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    She's gonna be good when she gets more comfortable and tightens her timing.

  3. Perry Daniels
    Perry Daniels
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    She’s hilarious! I almost laughed out loud at 4:45 am. It took all the sleepy strength I had not to wake up my neighbors.

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    See the thing I like about earth is watching people be themselves .this is beautiful ❤️

  5. Gameovr17
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    She's not even funny for a girl

  6. Jesus Perez
    Jesus Perez
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    Carbon negative Body positive That was really clever

  7. Dan Fonseca
    Dan Fonseca
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    Biil Cosby much?

  8. Pandas are cool
    Pandas are cool
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    The audience is as dead as her career in comedy.

  9. DeVonn Rasheed
    DeVonn Rasheed
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  10. Tiffany
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    Wow. This was painfully awkward to watch.

  11. Something New
    Something New
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    Is this Avant Garde ?

  12. Katherine Kama
    Katherine Kama
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    I love her

  13. Colin Graham
    Colin Graham
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    This girl crazy, but in the best way lol

  14. Education Earth
    Education Earth
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    What the heck is wrong with me I love her

  15. Tavarii
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    Is this before or after the Arthur Fleck movie.?!

  16. Troy Butler
    Troy Butler
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    I guess I am attracted to weird and awkward😂 She is interesting.

  17. Hope June
    Hope June
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    For those complaining... Put the speed at 2x, you'll laugh. I promise... She's obviously just starting ....

  18. Utopia Fail
    Utopia Fail
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    Welcome to woke comedy 🤮

  19. Logan hogan
    Logan hogan
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    This is literally a form of torture you can make a criminal listen to this and he will confess just to make it stop

  20. evilangel
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    That was awful. She's not even a tiny bit funny & if that high pitched whiny voice is a character, she needs to dump it, b/c that was cringe & terrible. I didnt even crack a smile.

  21. mk. mn.
    mk. mn.
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    not me having an organic deodorant ad on this

  22. George Smith
    George Smith
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    Someone who loves her tell her she sucks.

  23. Jerin Saldana
    Jerin Saldana
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    Listening to her speak is like watching someone with Parkinson’s draw a circle.

    1. Yukai Y
      Yukai Y
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  24. Julian West
    Julian West
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    She kinda scary though.. im scared though... Afraid of her a bit though 😕

  25. Adriel Akello
    Adriel Akello
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    She sound better in her other stuff, maybe she was just nervous this time.

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    By the end I really like her stand up!! Awkward gold!!🔑

  27. Scott Davis
    Scott Davis
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    Just not funny 😟

  28. Khamzat Chimaev
    Khamzat Chimaev
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    Where is the funny?

  29. Blue Planet
    Blue Planet
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    Maybe they should just rebrand as 'Central'.

  30. A. Blake
    A. Blake
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    Basically anyone can be a comedian on Comedy Central now?

  31. Daily dose of Vitamin J
    Daily dose of Vitamin J
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    Whats with her eyes?

  32. Adam
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    Gonna have an anxiety attack listening to her. I appreciate how difficult it is to do what she’s doing but was there no one better prepared Comedy Central? Give the girl time to get better before putting her online

    1. Fulgrim, The Phoenician
      Fulgrim, The Phoenician
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      Comedy is not their first priority

  33. Actual Fact checker
    Actual Fact checker
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    I don’t understand why Comedy Central picks this garbage up instead of giving actually funny comedians an opportunity. We get it, she’s a black woman.

  34. What about this
    What about this
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    Cute! But yeah, ok;

  35. Bridgette Cooper
    Bridgette Cooper
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  36. Seth Miner
    Seth Miner
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    This is so uncomfortable to watch.

  37. Michael Smyth
    Michael Smyth
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    I don't know who this lady is, so I am asking this legitimately, does she have something wrong?

    1. dratliff8896
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      If Josh blue was a non binary multiracial

  38. dontgomonkey
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    You know, she has a lot of downvotes, but she has a really good cadence and her timing is really solid, but needs work. think she’s going to succeed in the future, but still needs work.

  39. ExpansiveGymnast10
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    I love her act!

  40. Jariatou
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    It’s kind of hard to follow her jokes cause her intonation is confusing a bit

  41. Sarah Walton
    Sarah Walton
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    This is way too funny

  42. Ollie Handro
    Ollie Handro
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    So many talented ppl in this world and she get a shine

  43. Cool Man
    Cool Man
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    Damn bro got the whole squad laughing... 😐

  44. ZBirDEveryday
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    I want to like her. But this is hard to watch.

    1. richie rich
      richie rich
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      Sammmmme I wanna root for her so bad but her jokes and delivery are so flat it’s almost cringey

    2. Doppy YT
      Doppy YT
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      Ya her voice is annoying

    3. מירי כהן
      מירי כהן
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      Lol me too

  45. tina subbs
    tina subbs
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    It’s about time we have a female comic not talking about their vagina constantly- She is BRILlIANT❤️ The Newton Joke 😂😂😂 Nerds unite

  46. Maddie May
    Maddie May
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    i would definitely recommend checking out her youtube channel. i think the filming of this really sent her into a panic and so the delivery isn’t the best but the jokes are 10/10. please don’t sleep on such a good comic bc of a couple awkward laughs and forced moments.

  47. Dpr3cords
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    ok I see all the comments about her voice, the truth is.... Jerry Seinfeld sounds just like her while screaming with better material and less awkwardness , tell me i'm wrong

  48. Hp. the Chao
    Hp. the Chao
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    So many people are being incredibly mean to her like, come on she is really funny! Stop being such jerks!!

  49. Drew Whitfield
    Drew Whitfield
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    She makes me nervous at first but then I really started liking it so what does that say about me? 😂

  50. Daichi Sawamura's wife • 20 years ago
    Daichi Sawamura's wife • 20 years ago
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    Her voice is very "I didn't do anything tho!" Ngl

  51. Heavy Nerd
    Heavy Nerd
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    Yeah I watched 3 minutes and 40 seconds I think I'll stop 😅

  52. Max Hodges
    Max Hodges
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    No funny; they are laughing at you dear.

  53. Club NightParade
    Club NightParade
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    Damn this is hot trash

  54. E3
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    This was awkward

  55. Yahshua Immanuel
    Yahshua Immanuel
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    Her cadence is very Bill Cosby'ish. I think she's really cute you can tell shes reslly smart

  56. Shaina Berry
    Shaina Berry
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  57. daveziggy
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    Saw her in DC a few years ago and she killed. So great to her on Comedy Central!

  58. wandering wayfarer
    wandering wayfarer
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    I like her, she's very witty but seemed a little nervous but it could just be her personality

  59. Софья Воскресенская
    Софья Воскресенская
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  60. Maya Brown
    Maya Brown
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    Her voice is so irritating. And her hair is 😬

  61. Geoffy g
    Geoffy g
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    Emo Phillips + Black comedy

  62. Jackson Your friendly neighborhood trans
    Jackson Your friendly neighborhood trans
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    She sounds like me when I get nervous and struggle to speak and I try really hard to push my words out, which is probably what is happening right now.

  63. Ivy Breaux
    Ivy Breaux
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    She's funny but just needs a little work. I love her awkwardness.

  64. melvina628
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    Very funny.

  65. Mark White Media
    Mark White Media
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    I'm leaving now - and not in a good way!

  66. aedr04
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    You know what, we need more awkward nerdy black girls like this one in standup, so imma like

    1. Young Kingdom
      Young Kingdom
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      Is this satirical? Why do we need more of any specific race/personality in anything? No one is barring “awkward nerdy black girls” from stand up. The only barrier to entry is that they have to be at least somewhat funny, which this person is not.

  67. anthony johnson
    anthony johnson
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    Very good impression of Morty from Rick & Morty.

  68. Big Tayzer
    Big Tayzer
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    She gotta permanent “in trouble “ voice 😂😂😂

  69. flutefunk
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    Carbon negative, body Positive! LMAO love her. Upload more

  70. red zen
    red zen
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    Jokes need some work baby girl, you are funny though kinda

  71. John Reynolds
    John Reynolds
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    Her voice turned me off tbh idk if she was nervous or doing a Rick & Morty impression but the stories were interesting

  72. Michael Scardina
    Michael Scardina
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    Good performance

  73. Char Bunny
    Char Bunny
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    She is a nerd with a sense of humour! I love it!

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      Right 👌

  74. HAZ MAT
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    Weird chick! But I like it! 🤔🤭🤫

  75. PolarB Ears
    PolarB Ears
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    I feel like she needs work

  76. Joe Tee
    Joe Tee
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  77. Lakeisha
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    Not bad, not my style and great potential. Flow definitely needs improvement. For those wondering, I'm pretty sure she's a bit high and she also has a thought to speech problem. She's losing her words and train of thought. I do that, when it happens you tend to stop midsentence to find the word then you'll switch it. Me personally, I'll sometimes will start my sentence over for the new word to make sense. This gets worse when high, stressed or nervous. A speech impediment would imply that she's tripping over the words that she's saying but I'm not hearing that here. I have a speech impediment myself. A speech impediment can also be trained away with speech therapy (which isn't cheap as an adult. It's free as a child as the public school system has a class just for that).

  78. Jpb O
    Jpb O
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    Wtf is this Xanax laced rant?

  79. TheVisionaryMMATV -Christian Le
    TheVisionaryMMATV -Christian Le
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    i just can’t take her voice voluntarily

  80. Jess Wade
    Jess Wade
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    Smart woman! Yas queen! Gross domestic product😂🤣😂🤣

  81. Liam Rhys Stark
    Liam Rhys Stark
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    she makes me seriously nervous and I can't listen to her speak anymore, 2 minutes in. good thing I already know how to deal with preschoolers in any situation.

  82. A Gravy
    A Gravy
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    This is unwatchable

  83. John Law
    John Law
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    She sound like a kid who got busted at school and has to explain there story to the principal while being a terrible liar

    1. Yukai Y
      Yukai Y
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      Haha! great comment!

    2. Elijah Delamere
      Elijah Delamere
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      Go buy some hair

    3. מירי כהן
      מירי כהן
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  84. Melissa Saucedo
    Melissa Saucedo
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    Wow this is terrible

  85. Jimmy Lepore Hagan
    Jimmy Lepore Hagan
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    Really hilarious and super smart!!! I love this kind of comedy and want to see more. CC finally on the cutting edge

    1. Julian West
      Julian West
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      Yo i might report your comment for co signing on this chic.. this was horrible.

    2. An Actual Airhorn
      An Actual Airhorn
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      @E3 he might be a yas queen incel In a real opinion sympathy credit will leave there to be no room for actual women comics I don't know who told this girl she had material because it's garbage Being a comedian isn't being fucking quirky or PC

    3. E3
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      @Young Kingdom sadly, it’s not lmaooo this guy really shared his honest opinion 😂😂😂

    4. E3
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      @An Actual Airhorn sadly, it’s not. I went on his page and read some of his other comments on stand up comedians. He genuinely has really terrible taste 😂

    5. Young Kingdom
      Young Kingdom
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      Yeah you just have to assume this is satire. A person does not exist that could possibly hold this opinion.

  86. Andres Pereyda
    Andres Pereyda
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    8:39 GDP is up 4% for Q4 2021! I love how squeamish average people are about outliers. Thank you CC for evolving.

  87. Jesse Kuffo
    Jesse Kuffo
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    This was funny and refreshing. Surprising to sea this in a sea of comedians that all talk and act the same.

  88. Rev. Stevedore Bidet Esq.
    Rev. Stevedore Bidet Esq.
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    🙌 🙌 🙌 🙌 🙌

  89. Stephonwings
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    She’s not bad you guys are just hating. Have you never had someone in your life with a speech impediment?

    1. Lakeisha
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      I have a speech impediment. The issue is that she's too high so she's losing it more then she would have sober. It's more then likely a thought to speech then then a speech impediment. She's not tripping over her words, she's losing them. I do both of those things so I can recognize it when I see it. Her act seems more of high ramblings. Her flow is off, it's not bad. Just needs work.

    2. T W
      T W
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      I don’t think anyone cares about the impediment its just the shitty comedy that people are pointing out.

  90. JB
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    She is my kind of human comedian. Loved her.

  91. Jason Alerts
    Jason Alerts
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  92. Another Generic Gaming Channel
    Another Generic Gaming Channel
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    Funny is relative, but I need to know the target audience that finds this funny

    1. Andres Pereyda
      Andres Pereyda
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      Weird people who study a lot.

  93. Stephen Delaney
    Stephen Delaney
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  94. David Howard
    David Howard
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    Bobcat Goldthwait did it better in the 80s

  95. ONLY 4C A E S T H E T I C
    ONLY 4C A E S T H E T I C
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    Hmmm... I kinda like her but idk at the same time

    1. AngryDog GoodBoy
      AngryDog GoodBoy
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      That's such valuable information. Thanks for sharing.

    2. Ayinde Butler
      Ayinde Butler
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      That means you think she's cute but she sucks at comedy.

    3. Honeybrained
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      I think she had quite a nervous delivery :[

  96. Jeide 8TRACK
    Jeide 8TRACK
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    She's extremely the Jay Electronica of stand up, in some sorts. It's refreshing. ✌🌙

  97. Edgar G
    Edgar G
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    Um um um

  98. BorealHP
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    She got me on work those gills queen. Obviously a bit nervous delivery but she's got the wit and the humor to make it, def want to see more of her stand up as she refines it

    1. Daichi Sawamura's wife • 20 years ago
      Daichi Sawamura's wife • 20 years ago
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      Tryna stay positive, I like it.

    2. A Gravy
      A Gravy
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      Dude it was abysmal wtf are you talking about

    3. Preda R6
      Preda R6
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      Did you laugh?

  99. ario D.
    ario D.
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    Proof that likes and disslikes are fake

  100. ario D.
    ario D.
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    Is she sick?