Astrology Can Kill a Romance - Ramon Rivas II

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Ramon Rivas II wasn’t feeling the love after he told a woman his astrological sign.

Original airdate: August 26, 2016

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  1. A sad catboy
    A sad catboy
    17 օր առաջ

    Choosing your partner based on their astrology sign is not only picky, it's downright irresponsible.

  2. Jakefromstatefarm
    Jakefromstatefarm
    18 օր առաջ

    Best part of the video was getting an astrology add right after…

  3. Rosie Arts
    Rosie Arts
    21 օր առաջ

    Does anyone else remember a set where someone was a Scorpio, and they learned that people didn’t like that so they started lying and whenever ppl asked they said they were a Libra (I think)? Who did that set? I can remember the joke and the stage but I just can’t remember who told it. Anyone else know what I’m taking about?

  4. Jasmin Little
    Jasmin Little
    25 օր առաջ

    Okayyy birthday twin🤞🏽‼️‼️‼️

  5. Deeboe
    Deeboe
    27 օր առաջ

    Man I heard Hannibal Buress big time in this dude

  6. Jeremiah Sanders
    Jeremiah Sanders
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    This guy has my ex wife bday and I can't stand that bitch,😂🤦, but I like this guy lol

  7. Paul Roark
    Paul Roark
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    Hey I went to school with him lol

  8. UrbanGrindTV
    UrbanGrindTV
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    10/26 💯💯💯

  9. itz nunu mitchez
    itz nunu mitchez
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    I love him

  10. D ii Y A
    D ii Y A
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    Ramon Rivas: The Sequel

  11. Rori Boyce
    Rori Boyce
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    Mans said the thirst is real 🤕

  12. JuneyTooLooney 216
    JuneyTooLooney 216
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    Shouts to Cleveland! I'm happy I looked at his shirt, I instantly liked him a bit more.

  13. Tulip Boy
    Tulip Boy
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    The Hannibal Buress is strong with this one

  14. Boop
    Boop
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    Dating suuuuuuuuuuucccccccccckkkkkkkkkkssssssss.

  15. John Stiffin
    John Stiffin
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    Latino Hannibal burress

  16. Adrees Mukhtar
    Adrees Mukhtar
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    I love how he is a simp and not a simp at the same time. Men, please use this as a case study to see how a woman who is not interested in you and just wants to be entertained and waste your time will behave. If a girl says I want to be friends first, tell her immediately you are only interested ins something romantic with her. If she says no then immediately leave and tell her to contact you if she changes her mind. No free attention to these time wasters. Only pursue women who show an interest in you.

    1. Ametaf Johora
      Ametaf Johora
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      that's a good point. people should pursue friendships with ppl who also want friendships, and men who don't want them should state their romantic intentions outright. but to be honest, i don't see why men who start out initially romantically interested in a woman can grow to become friends with her

  17. Layla Luann
    Layla Luann
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    October 26! No way my birthday is October 25. Scorpio is awesome. People just don't understand us

    1. Abel Lopez
      Abel Lopez
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      Cancers get u

  18. Spice Gyal Lili
    Spice Gyal Lili
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    I notice no one more adamantly hates astrology than Scorpio and I think it’s because of the signs bad reputation.

    1. G Kus
      G Kus
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      @Too Cool For Cardi and they're annoying asl

    2. Too Cool For Cardi
      Too Cool For Cardi
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      Nope. Not true at all. Scorpios love astrology and their sign and they talk the most about their sign too.

    3. G Kus
      G Kus
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      @Areli V I can only tell you if you aren't available

    4. Areli V
      Areli V
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      @G Kus Gemini? I’m nosy lol

    5. G Kus
      G Kus
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      Not a scorpio but my sign gets a bad rap as well so I try to remind myself not to reveal that information

  19. Re MMOVed
    Re MMOVed
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    this man basically just stole hannibal buress whole style

  20. 2gritty
    2gritty
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    it's a lot of scorpio slander now a days what we do to yall 🥴😂😂😂

    1. Latasha breal
      Latasha breal
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      amget.info/have/pYCkm4x-lHOwhJY/video.html

    2. G Kus
      G Kus
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      Exist

  21. MsCafecito
    MsCafecito
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    Someone else is also a Hannibal fan I see

  22. To Do
    To Do
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    1 a.m. small business meeting

  23. Lenworth
    Lenworth
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    Does anyone else gets the sense she wanted him to be the truck food chef😆

    1. G Kus
      G Kus
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      She didn't know wtf she wanted

  24. Elizabeth Lowrey
    Elizabeth Lowrey
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    Men get fully invested in made-up football teams on their fantasy leagues, but women who are into astrology are too much? Cool cool.

    1. kavon workman
      kavon workman
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      😂😂😂😂

    2. Glenn Rini
      Glenn Rini
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      Men don't judge the potential success of romantic relationships or make life decisions based on fantasy football. However, women on the other hand....

  25. MisaWeasel
    MisaWeasel
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    This guy is decent ya 🤣👍💗

  26. J Lane
    J Lane
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    I liked this act better when Hannibal Burris did it.

    1. G Kus
      G Kus
      Ամիս առաջ

      Ouch

  27. Stefan Martinez
    Stefan Martinez
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    biting Hannibal's style waaaayyy too hard

    1. To Do
      To Do
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      I could see that. It’s the glasses and the nonchalance.

    2. Gavin Lee
      Gavin Lee
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      Nah.

  28. Anna Meredith
    Anna Meredith
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    his delivery is slower than his metabolism

  29. Ryan Nunn
    Ryan Nunn
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    I like this guy he's like a slightly less funny Hannibal Buress

  30. Maleah's Diary
    Maleah's Diary
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    ♥️ I'm a Scorpio too ♥️

  31. Frobley117
    Frobley117
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    yo guys, all love but lets try not to spoil punchlines upping the quote yknow? im always getting a joke or two ruined by top comment and dude was funny 🙏🏾

  32. blauemadeleine
    blauemadeleine
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    No virgos for me and communikation after 20:00 only with close friends or in case of real emergencies. 🥂

    1. blauemadeleine
      blauemadeleine
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      @Platinum Hustle Productions why no virgos or wvy curfew?

  33. Alexander Canella
    Alexander Canella
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    My favorite is to lie about my birthday and have them saying I'm, "such a (insert sign here.)" Then once the fling starts dying out, I tell them my real birthday. I know. I know. Such a scorpio thing.

    1. Alexander Canella
      Alexander Canella
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      @Too Cool For Cardi I might be a scorpio, I might not be...

    2. Too Cool For Cardi
      Too Cool For Cardi
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      I always wondered if there were Scorpios out there who lied and said they were another sign. Now, it’s been confirmed.

    3. Masolrac
      Masolrac
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      I’ve done this as well. Too funny

  34. jostorrs
    jostorrs
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    Too much Hannibal Buress in the voice

    1. Probability
      Probability
      Ամիս առաջ

      no.

  35. Elias Garcia
    Elias Garcia
    Ամիս առաջ

    F*** that girl that's all I have to say I would have left long time ago

  36. The Experiment
    The Experiment
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    That thirst leads to a massive waste of time and money. There are more satisfying and profitable ways to quench.

  37. E K Daufin
    E K Daufin
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    Mom comment ...so good.

  38. noel hutchins
    noel hutchins
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    100% men want what they want, and 10% of the time, the want doesn't include you; the male population doesn't need to know that you don't intend them to succeed: everywomen should exclude men's satisfaction for twelve or twenty years and just spend some time disappointing the reproductive system. The outcome would be an equal rights amendment.

    1. RayFeelus
      RayFeelus
      Ամիս առաջ

      Ha I am in love with you Noel

    2. Daniel
      Daniel
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      What are you, Nostradamus for incels? What does this say

    3. chkngrl
      chkngrl
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      I'm confused but I think I agree??? Idk.

  39. Flow Rinse
    Flow Rinse
    Ամիս առաջ

    I am dying….who is THIS? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    1. G Kus
      G Kus
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      It's Ramon

  40. Andres Pereyda
    Andres Pereyda
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    1:29 "first A, B, and C have to happen; then, hopefully some D"

  41. Baby Yoda Chelsea
    Baby Yoda Chelsea
    Ամիս առաջ

    It was way too real to be a comedy skit I love it 🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️

  42. Michelle McFarland
    Michelle McFarland
    Ամիս առաջ

    Totally agree w U dude!! 👍👏👍👏😆

  43. Angry Applesauce
    Angry Applesauce
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    Some comedian said "I don't know if astrology is real, but I do know I don't need one more reason to judge someone before I meet them."

  44. Brandon League
    Brandon League
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    Games women play. Damn I feel his pain.

    1. Jacquelynn
      Jacquelynn
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      Astrology is REAL. I'm single so I have plenty of time to research and shite.

    2. JulesBOXXXX
      JulesBOXXXX
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      Shoot, not ALL women. xD I feel bad for this guy, don’t know where he chooses to pick out his dates.

  45. Alrighty Then!
    Alrighty Then!
    Ամիս առաջ

    He crushed that juice date for sure! 😂

  46. Audi S
    Audi S
    Ամիս առաջ

    Hi Ramon!!!!!😊

  47. Kimmi Blaze
    Kimmi Blaze
    Ամիս առաջ

    He did exactly what a Scorpio would do 🥴

    1. To Do
      To Do
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      Definitely did.

    2. Joshua obaga
      Joshua obaga
      Ամիս առաջ

      Which is what exactly?

  48. Dullahan
    Dullahan
    Ամիս առաջ

    Lol great show

  49. Fern From Lake Ave
    Fern From Lake Ave
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    Why does he have to have that bullshit affected accent/pronunciation? Hackey ass subject matter too, brings nothing new or funny to the topic.

    1. Yoshirin Michi
      Yoshirin Michi
      Ամիս առաջ

      It's quirky

  50. Beth-Ann Rock
    Beth-Ann Rock
    Ամիս առաջ

    “You’re creepy with your 1:00 a.m. business meeting.” 😂😂😂😂 I died laughing!!! 😂😂😂😂

    1. Silky Wyrm
      Silky Wyrm
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      I have to agree. Not the time.😂

    2. MongmanMark YT
      MongmanMark YT
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      didn't even have a powerpoint presentation smh

  51. Fleur de Lys
    Fleur de Lys
    Ամիս առաջ

    Loved it!

  52. BighomieJ5x -
    BighomieJ5x -
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    Women that pick men based off astrology makes my teeth itch.

    1. Fern From Lake Ave
      Fern From Lake Ave
      Ամիս առաջ

      Ok wannabe Jim Norton

  53. Gareeb Tourist
    Gareeb Tourist
    Ամիս առաջ

    Hahahhaha... Awesome

  54. Swaggsaurus
    Swaggsaurus
    Ամիս առաջ

    If they bring up astrology in the first hour of meeting them, just walk away.

    1. Maxwell Benz
      Maxwell Benz
      Ամիս առաջ

      "but the thirst was real"

    2. Rodrick Chiwundura
      Rodrick Chiwundura
      Ամիս առաջ

      *run away

    3. Alexander Canella
      Alexander Canella
      Ամիս առաջ

      The sad part is that I think astrology is bullshit but I love sleeping with the kind hearted, artsy, hippy/ravers. Even though I hate all of those things 😂

    4. The Experiment
      The Experiment
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      AMEN

  55. KindseyesdniK
    KindseyesdniK
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    🤣🤣🤣🦂♏