How to Prepare for a Return to Office Life - Martha Kelly

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Martha Kelly describes how she once prepared herself to return to an office and shares her idea for a motivational speaking seminar.
Original airdate: September 30, 2016
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  1. Modestas Rinkevičius
    Modestas Rinkevičius
    2 օր առաջ

    why so serious

  2. T Marie
    T Marie
    2 օր առաջ

    Good material, yet she is not animated enough, and very monotone 😕

  3. Suga Bee TV
    Suga Bee TV
    3 օր առաջ

    Don't do it 😂🤣😂

  4. Mary Rose Kent
    Mary Rose Kent
    3 օր առաջ

    I love this woman!

  5. Cellie T
    Cellie T
    3 օր առաջ

    Oh gawd...I might have had that same job after her...the basement of files hits hard here

  6. seheabol
    4 օր առաջ

    I love her

  7. Binary Ruffian
    Binary Ruffian
    6 օր առաջ

    The depression bit was wonderful, thank you

    1. arya Bhatt
      arya Bhatt
      2 ժամ առաջ

      2:49 Win iPhone 12 PRO 🔽 在整個人類歷史上,強者,富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落,氏族,城鎮,城市和鄉村中的弱者,無`'守和貧窮成員。然而,人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕,被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式,並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。 說到食物,不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反,他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔,切塊,調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類,在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類,並且學會了使用芳香的木煙(如山核桃,山核桃和豆科灌木 來調味食物煮的時候 1620488731

  8. Jordan Posey
    Jordan Posey
    7 օր առաջ

    "sleeping it off, its never too early to go back to bed" imm done, gn

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      1:35 ۞―i̳P̳h̳o̳n̳e̳ 1̳2̳ P̳r̳o̳ G̳i̳v̳e̳a̳w̳a̳y̳―۞ ➡️➡️️ 》》 《《 -----------------^^----------------- ♠【﹄💖𝐊𝐋𝐈𝐊≔⫸LINK 💖﹃】 ♠みゃあこさん!ฅ( ̳• •̫ • ̳ฅ)ニャン !❤️ 在整個人類歷史上,強者,富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落,氏族,城鎮,城市和鄉村中的弱者,無`'守和貧窮成員。然而,人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕,被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式,並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。 說到食物,不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反,他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔,切塊,調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類,在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類,並且學會了使用芳香的木煙(如山核桃,山核桃和豆科灌木 來調味食物煮的時候 1620479809

  9. Angels Unite
    Angels Unite
    8 օր առաջ

    Wow that was depressing.

    1. J.A. Burrell
      J.A. Burrell
      4 օր առաջ

      No, that was depression.

  10. E K Daufin
    E K Daufin
    8 օր առաջ

    Sounds like teaching most of the time. 🤷🏾‍♀️

  11. Leigh LaRue
    Leigh LaRue
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  12. Bridget Quigg
    Bridget Quigg
    8 օր առաջ

    Rad. Also, I love picking up people who are shorter than me and I’ve learned it’s not okay. Almost irresistibly fun for some reason but I’ve stopped unless an agreement is made. Usually, there is no agreement. 😊

  13. harlemdeni
    8 օր առաջ

    She looks like a female Marc Cuban.

  14. Live Breathe
    Live Breathe
    8 օր առաջ

    I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. She is an embodiment of my daily life. Even down to her expression of boredom and morbid humour!

  15. Paul Gee
    Paul Gee
    8 օր առաջ

    She should have gotten her own show.

  16. Just Call Me Ole
    Just Call Me Ole
    8 օր առաջ

    Yeah, nonconsensual lifting is terribly uncomfortable for the liftee.

  17. The SS of Fruits and Nuts
    The SS of Fruits and Nuts
    8 օր առաջ

    I miss Baskets!

    1. Jai T
      Jai T
      8 օր առաջ

      I loved how she always talked about Costco

  18. Reginald McKnight
    Reginald McKnight
    8 օր առաջ

    Very funny.

  19. Bezdomny Dotcom
    Bezdomny Dotcom
    8 օր առաջ

    Where is your cast?

  20. LeesaDeAndrea
    8 օր առաջ

    I rather enjoyed the actual office work. What I didn't enjoy was the other people.

    1. Tim Stadlmueller
      Tim Stadlmueller
      Օր առաջ

      Office people and culture are the fucking *worst*.

  21. Hermit
    8 օր առաջ

    So true about the office!

  22. Ntsikelelo Myolwa
    Ntsikelelo Myolwa
    8 օր առաջ

    She is SO Good

    1. yzOn24 Ramelo
      yzOn24 Ramelo
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      2:2 ۞―i̳P̳h̳o̳n̳e̳ 1̳2̳ P̳r̳o̳ G̳i̳v̳e̳a̳w̳a̳y̳―۞ ➡️➡️️ 》》 《《 -----------------^^----------------- ♠【﹄💖𝐊𝐋𝐈𝐊≔⫸LINK 💖﹃】 ♠みゃあこさん!ฅ( ̳• •̫ • ̳ฅ)ニャン !❤️ 在整個人類歷史上,強者,富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落,氏族,城鎮,城市和鄉村中的弱者,無`'守和貧窮成員。然而,人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕,被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式,並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。 說到食物,不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反,他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔,切塊,調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類,在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類,並且學會了使用芳香的木煙(如山核桃,山核桃和豆科灌木 來調味食物煮的時候 1620492752

  23. Colin Van Nurden
    Colin Van Nurden
    9 օր առաջ

    I like her

  24. Hellen Kendi
    Hellen Kendi
    9 օր առաջ

    This is fun

  25. AllThat Remains
    AllThat Remains
    9 օր առաջ

    “Going outside and other tales of courage”, resonates with me at the cellular level. 😬

    9 օր առաջ

    Not funny at all, on no level 😐.

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      @asym52 Oh I have a sense of humor. But I always thought that a sense of humor was a psychological attribute, that was supposed to be stimulated by humor 😐?. Oh that's right, it is. There's just no "humor" in this video. Oh ok, that explains it 😐.

    2. asym52
      5 օր առաջ

      You angling for sympathy from us? Well, I shouldn't, but here goes: we're sorry you have no sense of humor. It must be sad for you.

  27. Random Guy
    Random Guy
    9 օր առաջ

    I'm responding to the title of this video and moving on... JUST... FUCKING... SIT... DOWN!

  28. Judith Veley
    Judith Veley
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  29. ayyy
    9 օր առաջ

    Being back Corporate, please!!

  30. AJ GH TV
    AJ GH TV
    9 օր առաջ

    Please where are you watching from?

    1. Kae W
      Kae W
      4 օր առաջ

      The Caribbean

    2. Artemas Ward
      Artemas Ward
      4 օր առաջ


    3. Sophie
      8 օր առաջ

      My toilet

    4. Erica G
      Erica G
      8 օր առաջ

      Las Vegas

    5. Nancy Hernandez
      Nancy Hernandez
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  31. Art & Copy
    Art & Copy
    9 օր առաջ

    Real. 😅👌🏾

  32. Stoned Pit 420
    Stoned Pit 420
    9 օր առաջ

    Damn this was funny

  33. shadowskid animtions2.0
    shadowskid animtions2.0
    9 օր առաջ

    Great video