Vanessa Gonzalez Got Into Trouble at Work Because of a Muffin

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Vanessa Gonzalez details what it’s like to be a preschool teacher and recalls getting called out at work over a muffin. (Contains strong language.)
Original airdate: October 18, 2019
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  1. JuaniqueVerde
    JuaniqueVerde
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    I loved this! She’s hilarious! “Soy tú mamá!” 😂 gonna watch more of her stand ups.

  2. Jaggu Jaggu
    Jaggu Jaggu
    25 օր առաջ

    Best Datting Click 🔽 18cams.xyz 在整個人類歷史上,強者,富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落,氏族,城鎮,城市和鄉村中的弱者,無`'守和貧窮成員。然而,人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕,被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式,並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。 說到食物,不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反,他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔,切塊,調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類,在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類,並且學會了使用芳香的木煙(如山核桃,山核桃和豆科灌木 來調味食物煮的時候

  3. captain crunch
    captain crunch
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    The laughter starts on daemand and ends all of a sudden. Just like the laugh tracks on Scooby doo. She is bombing guys

  4. captain crunch
    captain crunch
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    The laughter is on demand and ends all of a sudden. Just like a laugh track from scooby doo

  5. captain crunch
    captain crunch
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    Ever heard of a laugh track ? like Scooby Doo. This is not funny, nobody is laughing guys. Sorry.

  6. captain crunch
    captain crunch
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    every day its another nasty lady that I would never touch. I am going to go gay if i listen to nasty ladies talk about themselves like this every night

  7. captain crunch
    captain crunch
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    What is up with these nasty people lately?! Every day its another nasty lady that I would never ever touch. I have not been laid in 8 ears and this lady is what is going to make me gay. Not funny. Laugh tracks, like scooby doo. Nobody would laugh on demand, then stop all of a sudden all at once

  8. sailaab
    sailaab
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    unfunny

  9. Ken SnaFubar
    Ken SnaFubar
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    🤣

  10. Matthew Turner
    Matthew Turner
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    Another unfunny woman comedian shocker

    1. Matthew Turner
      Matthew Turner
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      @ThatOneGirl it’s just my analysis that the vast majority of woman comedians are less funny than their male counter parts.

    2. ThatOneGirl
      ThatOneGirl
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      @Matthew TurnerWomen are not all of the same hive-mind - Just like Men are not all of the same hive-mind. We are _Humans._ This is a Basic understanding about Life, bro.

    3. Matthew Turner
      Matthew Turner
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      @UCrwdA_CBiJnGzEu0GpXgD3g wow someone is butt hurt. That’s okay I bet you’re yet another unfunny WoMaN

    4. ThatOneGirl
      ThatOneGirl
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      She _COULDN'T_ just be "an unfunny Human" to you, no, she Has to be an unfunny _WOMAN._ You "think" and speak like a Neanderthal.

  11. Digital Design and Innovation
    Digital Design and Innovation
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    she is not funny

    1. Zacarias Blanco
      Zacarias Blanco
      14 օր առաջ

      I know she could've let her eat the muffin

  12. lauren franco
    lauren franco
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    You’re doing yourself a favor by watching this, I am cracking up laughing! 😂

  13. Chachy Moi
    Chachy Moi
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    🤣🤣🤣

  14. Elizah Howard
    Elizah Howard
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    The mom part got me

  15. Corey Dubz
    Corey Dubz
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    She isn't funny at all. I know you all are going to dislike that I don't think she is funny.. but if it makes you feel any better if you do find her funny you are a moron.

  16. xxcarrie
    xxcarrie
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    teachers are with kids way more. I love this tho

  17. heffa
    heffa
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    Building a wall of muffins LMAOOO. She’s hilarious more of Vanessa please 😂🤣😂

  18. VanDijk76
    VanDijk76
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    Not funny

    1. DiamondR11 Blue
      DiamondR11 Blue
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      You aren't lmao, but this lady killed it

    2. sad or stupid
      sad or stupid
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      You’re correct, you’re not funny. Next.

  19. ThatOneGirl
    ThatOneGirl
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    This woman was beautiful and funny. Great sense of humour love the dropping of the muffin slowly lol. One thing she got me to thinking... That makes me sick about our country. Our teachers see our kids awake More Than _US._ And even many of us work 2nd and 3rd jobs on the weekends, too! This Doesn't feel like FREEDOM ta me. 🤔 True FREEdom = FREE(dom)TIME and a Living Wage. I came here to escape and I'm still thinking about the tragedy of American life! 😂😪 I gotta get a better sense of humour... or a better country

    1. heffa
      heffa
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      Speak on it 🔥🔥🔥

  20. Byron Abbott
    Byron Abbott
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    0:27 vor.gen.in

  21. Сергей Чужинов
    Сергей Чужинов
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    0:38 vom.gen.in

  22. Alannah Ross
    Alannah Ross
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    0:29 vom.gen.in

  23. blupunk01
    blupunk01
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    I don't think she knows about second breakfast.

  24. E K Daufin
    E K Daufin
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    Sharing

  25. E K Daufin
    E K Daufin
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    Childfree women unite!

  26. E K Daufin
    E K Daufin
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    Great teacher tribute! I love it!

  27. E K Daufin
    E K Daufin
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    Amazing that you manage the first breakfast with those early hours.

    1. MK six
      MK six
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      @Anthony Palise lmfao

    2. Anthony Palise
      Anthony Palise
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      How many times are you going to comment on this video? Lol

  28. E K Daufin
    E K Daufin
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    Elegant outfit. Don’t denigrate it and yourself with the mom-look stuff.

    1. sad or stupid
      sad or stupid
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      Girl bye

  29. E K Daufin
    E K Daufin
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    Free the girls! So good!

  30. T K
    T K
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    Second breakfast!!!

  31. boo squeezy
    boo squeezy
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    ewe. put on a bra