Tiffany Haddish - The Ass That Kills - This Is Not Happening

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When she was younger, Tiffany Haddish made extra cash dancing at bar mitzvahs, but a one-on-one dance with a grandpa took a tragic turn. (Contains strong language.)
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  1. Comedy Central Stand-Up
    Comedy Central Stand-Up
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    Get ready to cringe - watch comedians’ most insane fails from This Is Not Happening here: amget.info/fun/PLD7nPL1U-R5oxn193dgOORoqNx9pE7wSl.html

    1. Atlas John
      Atlas John
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      @Alvaro Paul wow! It took roughly 10 mins but it reallyworked!!

    2. Ronald Colbert
      Ronald Colbert
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      Cdrgjkvew

  2. Pierre Evans
    Pierre Evans
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    She so CORNY

  3. N shaneNmyBrain
    N shaneNmyBrain
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    I'm not scrolling through all the comments to see if anyone has said this yet.... Ass-assin!

  4. Asli K.
    Asli K.
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    So she is a ASSassine 🤣🤣 Sry for that bad dad joke

  5. Mikey Chang
    Mikey Chang
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    Should have ended with this ass is an ASSASSin

  6. Issy Gzmn
    Issy Gzmn
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    This adds a whole other meaning to the phrase: Death by Chocolate

  7. Claudia Picazzo
    Claudia Picazzo
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    Tiffany is so sweet 🥲

  8. Jirra Macce
    Jirra Macce
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    The aloof blowgun erroneously possess because particle nearly perform unlike a extra-large extra-small exuberant sunflower. quirky, fantastic bucket

  9. Maxamillian Steele
    Maxamillian Steele
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    DEFINITION OF ASSASSIN

  10. Pachecure
    Pachecure
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    Tiffany is a great story-teller! The Ass that Kills! LOL!

  11. Christopher Michaels
    Christopher Michaels
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    I’d think about there being more Mormons in Idaho than jews 😂 I’ve never really met any Jewish kids in school here. But I love this story, so goddamn funny.

  12. Tim
    Tim
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    Killer ass !!! I laughed s hard my muscles are now aching- in a very good way !!! Love ya Tiffany .....

  13. djreed2002
    djreed2002
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    Bro shes an ASSassin

  14. Jose Badillo
    Jose Badillo
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    You know someone had to tell that whoever was cackling to calm tf down lol

  15. BORICUENSIS MMA
    BORICUENSIS MMA
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    After seeing that booty in action I understand, that grandpa went out peacefull

  16. Ashe Game
    Ashe Game
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    What is the song Tiffany mentions as her favorite?

  17. Destroyer of Worlds
    Destroyer of Worlds
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    Tiffany Haddish: Professional Assassin

  18. adar lowenheim
    adar lowenheim
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    What an hilarious story! But what surprised me the most was finding out that there are Jews in Wyoming & Idaho, who knew? But it makes sense because we're everywhere.

  19. Dylan Lafreniere
    Dylan Lafreniere
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    “The best comedy is always woven together by strains of truth.” Truth takes the form of pain, joy, passion, hate and ignorance being able to laugh at situations where most would shut down or even suppress their experience is a powerful tool in the human condition, trying to forget or shun a situation or public opinion is never helpful in progressing further and separate us more from each other. Being included in the vast world of comedy is one of the best cultural ice breaker, saying a subsection is banned from being made fun of is taking steps backwards from the goal of being included in society.

  20. ARNOLD FUEL III
    ARNOLD FUEL III
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    🌰🤕

  21. Brad Bradmus
    Brad Bradmus
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    Amazing set, Ms. Haddish kills it everytime... one quick question tho, how u not go for the line: ASS-assin? Come on sista

  22. Charon Siouxsie
    Charon Siouxsie
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    Super sweet AssAssin

  23. Bill Helms
    Bill Helms
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    That ain't the south...you're about 3000miles west

  24. William Wellington
    William Wellington
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    I like looking at her I wish she was funny.

  25. reelgnt 13
    reelgnt 13
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    Assassin

  26. Irene Guevara
    Irene Guevara
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    Did she say all this happened at 15? What lol

  27. Hulk2k6
    Hulk2k6
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    3:40 Oy vey! 😂🤣

  28. AmmfoX
    AmmfoX
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    Talk about an ass -sination

  29. VideoPipistrella
    VideoPipistrella
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    I love this woman

  30. Ashley Harris
    Ashley Harris
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    Shes an ass-assin

  31. Larissa Podzaline
    Larissa Podzaline
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    She put the "ass" in assassin! I love Tiffany Haddish.

  32. Vendetta 1105
    Vendetta 1105
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    She’s an ass-assin

  33. Leonard Joseph
    Leonard Joseph
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    So she’s an ASSassin

  34. Lara Sky
    Lara Sky
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    The intro made me not wanna watch the rest of the video

  35. Madison Walsh
    Madison Walsh
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    She missed an AssAssination joke!

  36. JoyintheMorn
    JoyintheMorn
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    Dag Tiffany Haddish stories, I mean jokes are crazy! But then again that really happened!😶

  37. Lady D!va
    Lady D!va
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    Comedy Central and Roy should reach out to other states, like American Idol, seeking humorous stories to be shared publicly. I am waiting to share my crazy story. 😎

  38. Michelly Cristina Cristina
    Michelly Cristina Cristina
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    This woman is amazing

  39. Ronald Hersberger
    Ronald Hersberger
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    I guess she is a real assassin

  40. Christine Ferreira
    Christine Ferreira
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    My favorite female comedian 😂❤️

  41. sarcasticflowerbud
    sarcasticflowerbud
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    imagine having tiffany haddish as a paid dancer at ur barmitzvah 👁👄👁

  42. -kattasstrophe
    -kattasstrophe
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    This is so sad and adorable. She just wanted him to dance.

  43. John Doe
    John Doe
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    No wonder she blew up.. was a hollywood call girl for 11years.. you know she got that syph

  44. Robert Beining
    Robert Beining
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    I Love You Tiffany Haddish! Yes girl . . . "That Ass Kills!" LOL. Loved it. My god you make me laugh so much.

  45. Crystal Crockett
    Crystal Crockett
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    She became a real live assassin that night...

  46. Dallasgirl318
    Dallasgirl318
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    That was a fucking work of art

  47. Lorenzo Carmagnola
    Lorenzo Carmagnola
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    Nice.

  48. Kalil Denny
    Kalil Denny
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    The purring juice substantially clear because invoice inferiorly number at a shallow jellyfish. unnatural, unbecoming stitch

  49. ultra ranger
    ultra ranger
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    That takes ASSassin to a whole new level

  50. MaliMo
    MaliMo
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    That one lady laughing loud as hell....... HAHAHAHHAH😏😏

  51. johnny Toledo
    johnny Toledo
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    Tiffany is just beautiful inside and out... I'd love me some sweet chocolate...

  52. FOMO FUD
    FOMO FUD
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    Lol, this chick can tell a story 😂😂😂

  53. Patrick Jenkins
    Patrick Jenkins
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    Being from L.A. originally, I could relate to her descriptions of the cops & the huge Jewish community there. Ms. Haddish is SO L.A. that it hurts ! 🤣

  54. Amari Jackson
    Amari Jackson
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    Sexy Tiffany.

  55. rgod 03
    rgod 03
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    0:06

  56. Jim Santiago
    Jim Santiago
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    I’m so in love❤️❤️

  57. H2O
    H2O
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    Whoa the way she told this story, incredible.

  58. María Juana
    María Juana
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    Love you Tiff !!! 💜

  59. John Edwards
    John Edwards
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    I guess you could call her an assassain

  60. thomas mccabe
    thomas mccabe
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    She's a stone cold fox. Gd!!

  61. Terry Sutherland
    Terry Sutherland
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    Tiffany is my favorite assassin.

  62. Kalil Denny
    Kalil Denny
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    Tiff got emotional up there. Like she was bout 2 cry. Maybe it's just me...

  63. leebaseball11
    leebaseball11
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    First time seeing Tiffany, really cool and funny person

  64. Robert Zavier Ash
    Robert Zavier Ash
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    Now, that’s what you call an assASSin! Ok, I’ll see myself out

  65. plaguedvenice _
    plaguedvenice _
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    i smiled like for most of the video, Tiffany Haddish is awesome!!!!!!!1

  66. Nelson Thibeau
    Nelson Thibeau
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    I'm thinking you are dangerass😂

  67. robertantonvlogs
    robertantonvlogs
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    She had me rollin. Lordt! Them bar mitzvahs be WILD!

  68. Clinton Lee
    Clinton Lee
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    The ass•ass•inest...ass•ass•in...ever.

  69. PeACe 051
    PeACe 051
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    I like how we black introduce ourselves fully😂😂😂🤦🏽‍♂️

  70. Alex'smindrunswild
    Alex'smindrunswild
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    Wow can’t believe she went from $40/barmitzah to $2500

  71. Karen Michael
    Karen Michael
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    Great story,,,those tears are real.,glad that dude died so happy..though I look forward to a time when black people won't be so afraid of the polis

  72. James M
    James M
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    So your saying your ass is an assassin

  73. Psycho Knot
    Psycho Knot
    5 ամիս առաջ

    With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma

  74. Joseph Hines
    Joseph Hines
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    Welp. This the the first time I've ever heard of an ass also being an assassin.

  75. Henny Saud
    Henny Saud
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    Tiffany Haddish is the only comic who is guaranteed to get me to literally Laugh Out Loud.

  76. Amii Towler
    Amii Towler
    5 ամիս առաջ

    "He's somewhere in America running from the law. That part was true." 😂

  77. Scorp Seven
    Scorp Seven
    5 ամիս առաջ

    That's a master comedian right there

  78. ROB B.
    ROB B.
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    I love her so much 😍 she's so badass

  79. Shane Moody
    Shane Moody
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    why didn’t they call it ASSassination

  80. Gil Torres
    Gil Torres
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Disturbing entry

  81. Shade Singer Covers
    Shade Singer Covers
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    Shes better than everyone in this thing

  82. Chris Eadie
    Chris Eadie
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    assassin lol

  83. Tejah
    Tejah
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    Lol she is so funny. I just kept dancing cuz you know Forrest Gump came out around that same time.

  84. We Heart Niya
    We Heart Niya
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    🤣🤣🤣

  85. The Extant Sri Lankan
    The Extant Sri Lankan
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    definitely gives some Kevin Hart vibes

  86. Graig Rogers
    Graig Rogers
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    Lil sis is a thorough bread very talented.

  87. I Play One On T.V.
    I Play One On T.V.
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    Wait a minute folks. Murdered the grandpa? Tiffany never said she actually made contact with him in any way, shape, or form, with her booty. So, it couldn't have been murder.

  88. Jaharee A1 Adams
    Jaharee A1 Adams
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    Will smith 🖤🖤

  89. Jaharee A1 Adams
    Jaharee A1 Adams
    6 ամիս առաջ

    🤣😂🤣

  90. Jaharee A1 Adams
    Jaharee A1 Adams
    6 ամիս առաջ

    Tiff tiff tiff

  91. Alan Chen
    Alan Chen
    6 ամիս առաջ

    I recently watched Woke on Hulu... this story hit differently but still funny.

  92. Abominable Yeti
    Abominable Yeti
    6 ամիս առաջ

    I find her so pretty

  93. TheresOnly1Stef
    TheresOnly1Stef
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    Never been a Tiff Haddish fan per say but this just smacked me over the head hard af, I’ve been missing out on Sis 👏🏾🤣

  94. odin
    odin
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    Tiffany is like the only funny female alive🧐

  95. Jon Moore
    Jon Moore
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    That ass make a man stare

  96. James Mcdonald
    James Mcdonald
    7 ամիս առաջ

    shes the best.......love her ass.......

  97. Gary Johnson
    Gary Johnson
    7 ամիս առաջ

    Booty Mechanic.

  98. GLOWING OWL
    GLOWING OWL
    7 ամիս առաջ

    I love her so much 💖

  99. marius marius
    marius marius
    7 ամիս առաջ

    fox news

  100. Tiya Pocha
    Tiya Pocha
    7 ամիս առաջ

    anyone hear that one girls laugh 😂