What Men Get Wrong About Going Down on Women - April Macie

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April Macie recalls what happened after her best friend hooked up with an older lady and points out a common mistake that men make when going down on a woman. (Contains strong language.)

Original airdate: May 3, 2014

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  1. Abel Lopez
    Abel Lopez
    22 ժամ առաջ

    I have seen many Female and Male comedians, both funny and unfunny. I often silently cheer for and enjoy jokes if they're good. But that stew joke made me laugh out loud.

  2. a 0
    a 0
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    Who would have thought? Not funny:(

  3. truly surprised
    truly surprised
    Օր առաջ

    I never ever had a single complaint. Thank you Penthouse Forums

  4. D RR
    D RR
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    First time I ever heard about eating out was from Vietnam Veterans, they were all talking about it, I tried it years later and loved it. I've only had one woman tell me how to do it, the rest just laid back and either enjoyed it or no response, I didn't sweat it I mostly did it as lube.

  5. Lucas Harvey
    Lucas Harvey
    2 օր առաջ

    Surprisingly insightful.

  6. DC Long
    DC Long
    2 օր առաջ

    Still waiting for the part where I'm supposed to laugh. Sad

    1. Michelle Hoctor
      Michelle Hoctor
      2 օր առաջ

      Maybe it's best you just don't.

  7. Joe Bondo
    Joe Bondo
    3 օր առաջ

    She looks like Mariska Hargitay

  8. Sally
    Sally
    7 օր առաջ

    I had to break it to a friend that if his girlfriend didn't specifically instruct him how to get her off by going down on her, she likely has never gotten off by him going down her. And if he asks what she likes and she isn't very exact with her answer, then she likely has only gotten off when alone or possibly never at all. Every woman is completely different and it takes a while of practice alone to figure herself out. And so it will with each new partner. Lesbians get this.

    1. Sally
      Sally
      2 օր առաջ

      @Questioning Especialy lol I’ve gone through many phases and am now in the “what’s the point, really” phase

    2. Questioning Especialy
      Questioning Especialy
      2 օր առաջ

      @Sally Heterosexual sex is too damn complicated/difficult to be bothered with. Your response damn near confirms it in my very biased mind. :| Context: I'm bothered when the other person doesn't enjoy it to the point that I regret it altogether.

    3. Sally
      Sally
      2 օր առաջ

      @Questioning Especialy hetero couples can get it if they communicate, but many assume what we are taught is true and don’t question it further. We are taught through porn and our culture that the man’s pleasure and orgasm is most important so women kinda give up and just keep toys in their nightstands. Lesbian couples don’t have the man to consider and they know from experience with themselves that every woman is different and it takes practice to figure out their specific moves. There was a big study that found lesbian couples have the most orgasms out of all pairings (male+female, male+male, female+female).

    4. Questioning Especialy
      Questioning Especialy
      2 օր առաջ

      Wait, lesbians got it down but heterosexual couples don't? Why?

    5. Bokuverruckt
      Bokuverruckt
      6 օր առաջ

      "And if he asks what she likes and she isn't very exact with her answer, then she likely has only gotten off when alone or possibly never at all. Every woman is completely different and it takes a while of practice alone to figure herself out. " Daaaaamn, eye opening. Thank you for this perspective!

  9. envyops
    envyops
    8 օր առաջ

    I hate bj eye contact.

  10. Jessie Rose
    Jessie Rose
    9 օր առաջ

    Wow this was really dumb. No father has ever had that conversation with his son, and pointless vagina vulgarity is never funny. Fail.

  11. Franklyn McGrady Calderón
    Franklyn McGrady Calderón
    9 օր առաջ

    Jesus imagine if Patrice O’Neal was there

  12. Clayvian Williams
    Clayvian Williams
    10 օր առաջ

    😂😂😂😂 I love this girl

  13. Hopeful Cynic
    Hopeful Cynic
    14 օր առաջ

    This is the funnest stand up I've seen in a looong time. Laughed with tears! Thank you!

  14. Gary Simmons
    Gary Simmons
    19 օր առաջ

    It's called "AOE Splash damage"

  15. MaiKai Makena
    MaiKai Makena
    20 օր առաջ

    She was really funny and a great bit. ⚡️⚡️🤙🙌❤️

  16. Ozarks Farmer Hansen
    Ozarks Farmer Hansen
    25 օր առաջ

    The only thing I'm going to say is brush your teeth afterwards or you will have rotten teeth FACT a Dentists told me that and didn't listen now false.

  17. Gary Berg
    Gary Berg
    25 օր առաջ

    So this is what comedy has come to. Watching her attempt to be original or funny or something other than what she's saying is like watching an opening act for an opening act. Audience laughing at what they think they're hearing is funny, but the truth be told, this audience must have been freed from captivity and has forgotten what humor is.

  18. John Pritchard
    John Pritchard
    25 օր առաջ

    Sam Kinison's advice is the best....

  19. dustinzk
    dustinzk
    28 օր առաջ

    this is what you get when you are you, I suppose

  20. mark burns
    mark burns
    28 օր առաջ

    She does the same routine every time

  21. Sheriff K
    Sheriff K
    29 օր առաջ

    I’m only watching this to take notes. 🙄

  22. Colleen O'Hara
    Colleen O'Hara
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    This is disgusting and embarrassing.

  23. patrick feehan
    patrick feehan
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    Women have such strange notions about what men do.

  24. B. D. Olaivar
    B. D. Olaivar
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    True True True love this girl I've made all the mistakes I think at this point I have figured it out BDO

  25. Kim Larsson
    Kim Larsson
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    It's amazing how little women know about men and mens intimate things.. 99% of the things women say about men is wrong. Women don't know men at all.

  26. Dennis Jones
    Dennis Jones
    Ամիս առաջ

    Would it help if we wore a hat?🤠Yeehaw! Thank you for sharing your gift, ma chérie! 🔥☯️🔥

  27. No Bozos
    No Bozos
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    "What Men Get Wrong About Going Down on Women"? Pardon me but I think you don't speak for all women.

  28. James Kness
    James Kness
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    Some stealing from Robin Williams. Will she ever get cunnilingus again?

  29. Michael New
    Michael New
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    Woman not funny

  30. Francis Madden
    Francis Madden
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    Is she Ukrainian ? she didn't mention the back door. anyway the BBC needs her for a Saturday night special.

  31. michaelchamberstx
    michaelchamberstx
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    This would be funny....but it's not.

  32. Tometo Jus
    Tometo Jus
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    You know what wasn't a shocker? This comedian's material.

  33. Sb Sb
    Sb Sb
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    Outstanding. Very good.

  34. RapidDecisions
    RapidDecisions
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    I think she is funny. I felt bad for her with the guy in the front row and his camera. Gives guys a bad name all over the world.

  35. Michael M.
    Michael M.
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    The video SHOULD be entitled, "What comediennes get wrong about humor."

  36. Michael
    Michael
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    I know a lot of guys are into that but that's the last place I would put my tongue

  37. Sinead McHugh
    Sinead McHugh
    Ամիս առաջ

    I think this has changed the way I look at alligators...what are you up to down there, you animal?

  38. Greg Whittington
    Greg Whittington
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    😂😂😂

  39. Steve Spooky
    Steve Spooky
    Ամիս առաջ

    what men get wrong etc etc--just bothering to even try-dont!

  40. Sebastijan Veselji
    Sebastijan Veselji
    Ամիս առաջ

    🤣🤣She Got It🤣🤣

  41. Corndog
    Corndog
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    Most female comedians suck, she was actually funny

  42. Raymon Kravagna
    Raymon Kravagna
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    She's mildly amusing but I find it funny that women Comics today always think you have to talk about sex to get attention

  43. jne232
    jne232
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    Garbage.....

  44. Herman Flippen
    Herman Flippen
    Ամիս առաջ

    Fucking funny!!!

  45. Raymond Carrier
    Raymond Carrier
    Ամիս առաջ

    Lame‼️

  46. Slim Jim
    Slim Jim
    Ամիս առաջ

    pathetic

  47. Shimron Netia
    Shimron Netia
    Ամիս առաջ

    April Macie is a beautiful woman

  48. Ramesh Kumar
    Ramesh Kumar
    Ամիս առաջ

    Please allow me to introduce Sir Raffy Tulfo in Action Show: Filipino Robin Hood to rescue people from Scammers. :@t

  49. Onemanmade Entertainment
    Onemanmade Entertainment
    Ամիս առաջ

    No man has ever had that conversation with his son

    1. Sharun John Joseph
      Sharun John Joseph
      Ամիս առաջ

      IKR……she made it sound like a gay porn plot 🤣🤣🤣

    2. Verity Y
      Verity Y
      Ամիս առաջ

      Lol! Reminds me of Joy Koy from "Comin' in Hot" ~ "MY LOTION!"

  50. Davey Darko
    Davey Darko
    Ամիս առաջ

    what a shite comedian!

  51. Nomadistar
    Nomadistar
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    stopped @ 0:23 not funny. Later.

  52. Nomadistar
    Nomadistar
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    The Title! What men get wrong going down on women...Do you know the action it has seen, just in that day alone? Now to watch the video. INb4 anyone else, no doubt I will post another comment, or edit. Let's hear the , ummmmm, comedy ?...?

  53. Primitivo Chapa
    Primitivo Chapa
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    You suck not funny at all

  54. Anthony Nguyen
    Anthony Nguyen
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    For some reason, this made me feel uncomfortable

  55. Harley Martello
    Harley Martello
    Ամիս առաջ

    She's funny but I have plenty of shame, circumcision is mutilation

  56. clifford yawn
    clifford yawn
    Ամիս առաջ

    Lady Hugh Heiffer could school you!

  57. Courtney Tyson
    Courtney Tyson
    Ամիս առաջ

    Alligator I just realized that’s me!!

  58. Paul Folan
    Paul Folan
    2 ամիս առաջ

    If female comedians can't abuse men or talk about sex they have nothing! And their not even remotely funny !

  59. D j
    D j
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Women hate to please men. They just like being center of attention.

  60. Alex Hodges
    Alex Hodges
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Years ago there was cartoon in playboy with a girl looking down at her guy and commenting that he would look good in a beard.

    1. Dave Rogers
      Dave Rogers
      Ամիս առաջ

      @MrCaelbe1 "years ago" nice reading comprehension there big brains

    2. MrCaelbe1
      MrCaelbe1
      Ամիս առաջ

      Probably had a weak chin and she was bored. Do people still pay for magazines? It's 2021.

  61. Bruce Hursman
    Bruce Hursman
    2 ամիս առաջ

    2 eye balls. Kilroy was here.

  62. Ty Durden
    Ty Durden
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Aaaaaaaaand yet another female comedian talking about her vagina, bashing men.... Imagine that.

  63. john ping
    john ping
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Not funny. Not even close. Not even amusing. Don’t quit your day job.

  64. Terry Hill
    Terry Hill
    2 ամիս առաջ

    A lot of men especially the older generation probably never heard of a clit because they didn't get down

  65. Raymond
    Raymond
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Absolutely hilarious.... because it's true !!♡!!

  66. YO STEVO
    YO STEVO
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Kinda funny...but this chick tries WAY to fu

  67. james sayshi
    james sayshi
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Lol 🤣 the way she said you guys look creepy i almost died laughing oh my god well now imma laugh my ass off because its gonna pop in my head in the middle

  68. Dave Trent
    Dave Trent
    2 ամիս առաջ

    You're amazing looking and your show is the best Lovie~!

  69. guitarizt68
    guitarizt68
    2 ամիս առաջ

    That was some of the worst stand-up I've ever watched. Comedians used to be clever and funny; now it's nothing but 3rd grade toilet humor which seems to appeal to Millenials and those with low standards.

  70. Kevin Mckinley
    Kevin Mckinley
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Nothing about this was remotely close to funny🤷

  71. R Wilson
    R Wilson
    2 ամիս առաջ

    I would love a private lesson from her she is amazingly beautiful and I am laughing my ass off

  72. Tommy Nikon
    Tommy Nikon
    2 ամիս առաջ

    I've avoided the whole "where is that damn clit" thing for years; my trick? I have my girl target designate her clit w/ a GPS based range finder/Laser....and with my IPhone I'm on target/on time every "mission".

  73. Cullen Hutchinson
    Cullen Hutchinson
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Surely this conversation has never happened

  74. Protectobot
    Protectobot
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Maybe it’s better to avoid eye contact then: embarrassing 😳 or creepy 😆

  75. Protectobot
    Protectobot
    2 ամիս առաջ

    She talks about how no girl asks another girl to smell her fingers after touching a guy 😂 yet I wonder how girls get that scent of themselves off their OWN fingers if it’s that strong 💪

    1. paul R
      paul R
      2 ամիս առաջ

      Love that smell

  76. Stephen Carpenteri
    Stephen Carpenteri
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Slow down, follow the cues. Do it right and they'll beg you for more. Proven fact.

    1. Brenna M
      Brenna M
      2 ամիս առաջ

      Can confirm.

  77. Starr Shines
    Starr Shines
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Old lady crockpot sex treats LOL

  78. Matthew Burkhart
    Matthew Burkhart
    2 ամիս առաջ

    I'm bad at going down on women on purpose, if I'm good she'll want it all the time. Women do the same dam thing, most people know this.

    1. Brenna M
      Brenna M
      2 ամիս առաջ

      Yeah...no, you're just bad in bed. Selfishness never produces fun sex; just makes it one-way. I'm sure you have no idea what that's like lol

  79. hillside
    hillside
    2 ամիս առաջ

    white women should stick to black men

  80. Coiled Steel
    Coiled Steel
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Whatever happened to the legendary Women of the last generation like Joan Rivers and Phyllis Diller?

    1. Jan Beeson
      Jan Beeson
      2 ամիս առաջ

      They died.

  81. Cola Hill
    Cola Hill
    2 ամիս առաջ

    She was on point with everything. I'm hella weak!!!

  82. Paul Appelle
    Paul Appelle
    2 ամիս առաջ

    They bitch about it but would any of them tell you hey baby a little more to the left or yeah that’s it or no not there more over to the top, but Noooo they won’t give you a damm hint

  83. Jack K
    Jack K
    2 ամիս առաջ

    This beast is disgusting.

  84. John Kochen
    John Kochen
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Two in the goo, one in the poo.

  85. Precious Brown
    Precious Brown
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Alligator 🐊 😂

  86. Josh W
    Josh W
    2 ամիս առաջ

    I'd go down on this redhead😂😂😂

  87. Jeffrey Tackett
    Jeffrey Tackett
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Does this lady actually think fathers say that to their sons? Surely not ...

  88. Simp Detector
    Simp Detector
    2 ամիս առաջ

    I love it, she’s a natural. Not one of those over the top try hard comedians. More of her please.

    1. Winston Marlowe
      Winston Marlowe
      9 օր առաջ

      @Brenna M only low IQ redditors say "incel"

    2. Brenna M
      Brenna M
      2 ամիս առաջ

      @Coiled Steel Oh wow, you got him so good! only incels say "simp"

    3. Coiled Steel
      Coiled Steel
      2 ամիս առաջ

      Great username, and appropriate for you

  89. 1960shakey
    1960shakey
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Fucking Hilarious!!!!

  90. Tuckster04
    Tuckster04
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Is this where feminist logic comes from?

  91. Neil O'Connor
    Neil O'Connor
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Clever routine.

  92. Watt Jock
    Watt Jock
    3 ամիս առաջ

    “I wish I had a penis too...” - the founding rock of all female comedy

  93. Cole Morgan
    Cole Morgan
    3 ամիս առաջ

    i feel bad that this lady has never gotten good head

  94. M0viLover
    M0viLover
    3 ամիս առաջ

    The two-finger "shocker!!" Well, I learned a new term today!

  95. jose marques
    jose marques
    3 ամիս առաջ

    you know someone has a problem when they have to use something to rant crazily about it, in this case stand-ups. want better sex? choose your partner wiser. and she's way too straight forward, Nikki Glaser makes it way more interesting by beating a bit around the bush

  96. POZn MAKs
    POZn MAKs
    3 ամիս առաջ

    I have and never will laugh at a girl comedian becuase there unfunny

  97. SAS
    SAS
    3 ամիս առաջ

    The dude in the front row recording is annoying as fk

  98. Wayne Beam
    Wayne Beam
    3 ամիս առաջ

    THIS WOMAN IS NOT FUNNY. NEVER HAS BEEN

  99. reynosa98
    reynosa98
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Robin Meade looking good and sounding hot n nasty!

  100. James Buchanan
    James Buchanan
    3 ամիս առաջ

    That stew in the cool whip container hits different when you hungry after a late night of old woman sex.