Rappers Should Brag About Drinking Smoothies - Roy Wood Jr.

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Roy Wood Jr. suggests rappers should boast about buying expensive smoothies and reveals what “Titanic” is really about.
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  1. acajudi100
    acajudi100
    4 օր առաջ

    Scamdemic, Obey for God is warning us worldwide. Evil demons will never obey, but a hard head makes for a soft behind. Please care for all people. Hands are for helping and not hurting. There is not a reason for homeless or hungers. Put people in studio apartments, train them online, and give $30,000.00, and $2,000.00 per month to train to work online. Take care of your own citizens first!! GREED will destroy this world. SCAMDEMIC.

  2. Polly Sey
    Polly Sey
    18 օր առաջ

    Finally someone said it how people don't squawk about divorce like they do about getting married. Instagram that!

  3. Daniel Menges
    Daniel Menges
    25 օր առաջ

    Damn. So hilarious!

  4. Mike Mylurr
    Mike Mylurr
    28 օր առաջ

    Larry June raps about smoothies.

    1. Justin D
      Justin D
      8 օր առաջ

      Filmed in 2017

  5. Igbo_ Chyna
    Igbo_ Chyna
    Ամիս առաջ

    "His dick beat Alzheimer's" LMAOOOOOOO 😂😂🤣😂😂😂

  6. Teddy B
    Teddy B
    Ամիս առաջ

    Hell I'm still mad that he only hit it one time and he gave her that whole damn piece of wood at the end

    1. Justin D
      Justin D
      8 օր առաջ

      So he gave her the wood twice 😉🤣 she probably pushed him off but trying to remembering it different.

  7. that dudee
    that dudee
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    Good Job Larry June 🌴🔥

  8. Joe Chen
    Joe Chen
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    Larry June raps about smoothies, organic fruits and vegetables, and fucking college educated girls.

  9. Rex Rah
    Rex Rah
    2 ամիս առաջ

    The epitome of Larry June

  10. Azhel E’laj
    Azhel E’laj
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Mustve never heard of larry june lol yeeeeheeee

    1. Justin D
      Justin D
      8 օր առաջ

      Filmed in 2017

  11. DyseThe Prince
    DyseThe Prince
    2 ամիս առաջ

    He hasn’t heard of Larry June yet I assume

    1. Justin D
      Justin D
      8 օր առաջ

      I haven't either, also filmed in 2017.

    2. DyseThe Prince
      DyseThe Prince
      2 ամիս առաջ

      @Azhel E’laj 🤞🏾 real one! " good job Larry " 🤣 he just opened a boba store to

    3. Azhel E’laj
      Azhel E’laj
      2 ամիս առաջ

      lmao wtf i just said this right before i seen this comment 🤣🤣 GOOD JOB!! Youre doing good

  12. Kenneth Hough
    Kenneth Hough
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Larry June does! Good Job Roy! Yee Hee! Yes Lord

  13. Carnell King
    Carnell King
    3 ամիս առաջ

    He must havnt heard of LARRY JUNE!!!!

  14. Kikiyu Sergum
    Kikiyu Sergum
    3 ամիս առաջ

    This was AMAZING!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  15. Marissa Wilson
    Marissa Wilson
    3 ամիս առաջ

    He spoke absolute facts!!

  16. Mr Kleen
    Mr Kleen
    3 ամիս առաջ

    NET FLIX SPECIAL PLEASE......HEAR MY VOICE, MAKE IT HAPPEN..........I HAVE SPOKEN

  17. Jc Millz Music876
    Jc Millz Music876
    3 ամիս առաջ

    He's so funny

  18. Boogie Down Bronx
    Boogie Down Bronx
    3 ամիս առաջ

    I cant Lol Peace

  19. V6 Mustang
    V6 Mustang
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Young gentleman poverty stricken 😂😂 I’m done 🤦🏿‍♂️

  20. dale85300
    dale85300
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Sounds like you got lucky my damn smoothies are 8 bucks!!!!

  21. Simón Rodríguez
    Simón Rodríguez
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Spoiler alert: Titanic is a superhero movie 🤣🤣

  22. eBstreme
    eBstreme
    5 ամիս առաջ

    He reminds me of Katt Williams.

  23. Neszorro Watkins
    Neszorro Watkins
    6 ամիս առաջ

    Larry June...drinking smoothies

  24. John Kuhfal
    John Kuhfal
    6 ամիս առաջ

    Roy Wood Jr needa pull up to SF n meet Larry June

  25. Jaylen McCoy
    Jaylen McCoy
    6 ամիս առաջ

    this man remind me of David Alan Grier

  26. Austin Hall
    Austin Hall
    6 ամիս առաջ

    Probably 2/3 the time, I don't like Roy. This bit though. Murder.

  27. MyMindWentAWOL2006
    MyMindWentAWOL2006
    6 ամիս առաջ

    That dick beat Alzheimer's

  28. Kel The Square
    Kel The Square
    7 ամիս առաջ

    Hilarious

  29. Joinee Jones
    Joinee Jones
    7 ամիս առաջ

    Poverty stricken dick

  30. Mike Nyce
    Mike Nyce
    7 ամիս առաջ

    That's why I walk like THIS 😂😂😂😂

  31. Dm Drae
    Dm Drae
    7 ամիս առաջ

    The man is getting even better. What a legend. Craft in point

  32. YayoVision
    YayoVision
    7 ամիս առաջ

    Larry June man he always Raps about smoothies

  33. kianna pob
    kianna pob
    7 ամիս առաջ

    Ooo

  34. juicy mae
    juicy mae
    7 ամիս առաջ

    Roy never disappoints 👍🏾🤣🤣🤣😂😂

  35. Beard Man
    Beard Man
    7 ամիս առաջ

    I showed this to my grandmother and she absolutely lost it.

  36. Mtdub Da Champ
    Mtdub Da Champ
    7 ամիս առաջ

    Been watching this man since a young bull. Still funny as hell 🤣🤣🤣

  37. Leon
    Leon
    7 ամիս առաջ

    I like how people wont shut about their engagement, but their divorce is non of your business lol

  38. Talons X
    Talons X
    7 ամիս առաջ

    Yes, make rappers ahem stereotypical rappers either get banned, or rap about kale, drop a select foul confusing word and the brownies can get reparations...oh ps covid I thought sure was gonna make guys pull up their pants and stop playing with themselves. Or should I take pictures and create a video myself.

  39. Silkk2413
    Silkk2413
    7 ամիս առաջ

    ...Larry June always talks about organic smoothies, etc. in his songs. #AyeAyeAyeAyeAye #GoodJobLarry #SheWantAHealthyNigga

  40. Kaleo Dutta-Allen
    Kaleo Dutta-Allen
    7 ամիս առաջ

    yall listen to larry june lol

  41. CDotBeatz
    CDotBeatz
    7 ամիս առաջ

    Shoutout Larry June lol #GoodJobLarry

  42. Red Forever
    Red Forever
    7 ամիս առաջ

    “It’s some good dick under that wata” took me out 💀

  43. Dave Coner
    Dave Coner
    7 ամիս առաջ

    You ain't got the answers sway

  44. G The Entity
    G The Entity
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Juice is probably the worst thing to drink if you wanna lose weight

  45. T K
    T K
    8 ամիս առաջ

    I love him. He's ALWAYS on point. He's awesome on the Daily Show.

  46. iAMnotAwaffle waffle
    iAMnotAwaffle waffle
    8 ամիս առաջ

    The first black comedian without race jokes so overused and boring Fucking originality take notes

  47. Dj Kirklin
    Dj Kirklin
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Rappers that brag about drinking smoothies: Larry June 😂

  48. Courtney Y
    Courtney Y
    8 ամիս առաջ

    That part about weddings and breakups is facts. I don't care about either but if you forced me to listen to you talk about your wedding I now wanna know why y'all broke up.

  49. Fowlers A1 Collision
    Fowlers A1 Collision
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Top tier comic

  50. Fowlers A1 Collision
    Fowlers A1 Collision
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Larry June

  51. Miyagi Shot Me
    Miyagi Shot Me
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Larry June raps about smoothies 😭

  52. smoke smoke
    smoke smoke
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Real talk...all u got do to lose weight is eat low or no carbs. Google my people. Pork rinds. Meat. Lipton doet green citrus tea. Holler.

  53. ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
    ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Take the tranquility out😂😂😂

  54. Mrs. Ortiz
    Mrs. Ortiz
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Kale in the club?? Asses will be blastin’💨💨💩

  55. Medusa Gorgon
    Medusa Gorgon
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Roy, I loves you! Good stuff.

  56. Kris Latoya
    Kris Latoya
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Titanic review had me in stitches 😂 1 time bomb a** d*ck

  57. Uche Edochie
    Uche Edochie
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Roy is very good. Really. I love his style. Very relaxed, intelligent and hilarious

  58. Block Kid
    Block Kid
    9 ամիս առաջ

    They do have rappers that rap about smoothies specifically LARRY JUNE YEE HEE

  59. ladybug
    ladybug
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Hilarious!

  60. Steven Gott
    Steven Gott
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Someone tell Roy Wood Jr about Larry June

  61. thumper Coronado
    thumper Coronado
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Definitely underrated. Super funny

  62. Universal Redguard
    Universal Redguard
    9 ամիս առաջ

    But Jack wasnt out of her league tho more of the other way around .

  63. Universal Redguard
    Universal Redguard
    9 ամիս առաջ

    😂😂😂!!

  64. Rebecca Sirmon
    Rebecca Sirmon
    10 ամիս առաջ

    I don’t know who to celebrate with!😆

  65. Story Teller
    Story Teller
    10 ամիս առաջ

    Larry June do it all the time

  66. EREN !
    EREN !
    10 ամիս առաջ

    i thought that was Kanye @2:35 in the front row, with his white ass teeth

  67. SGTJenn
    SGTJenn
    10 ամիս առաջ

    That dick cured Alzheimer's!

  68. Peter Tysen
    Peter Tysen
    Տարի առաջ

    Thats damn true, after sleepings night of your weeding you put me through if you divorce i deserve 2hours of explanation

  69. Aliir Mayom
    Aliir Mayom
    Տարի առաջ

    That lady laughing hard down there at 3:22 seemed to be one who told the story and Roy now said the truth about the story😂😂😂😂😂

  70. GodsRUs
    GodsRUs
    Տարի առաջ

    “Titanics“😂😂😂

  71. I'm WORTH IT!
    I'm WORTH IT!
    Տարի առաջ

    HAHAHA KALE IN THE CLUB!! WITH GIRL WITH SOY MILK DRIZZLIN! CANNOT STOP LAUGHIN! THANKS I NEEDED THIS!

  72. Mega Pigskin
    Mega Pigskin
    Տարի առաջ

    😂😂😂😂

  73. Cheryl Brown Life Exposed
    Cheryl Brown Life Exposed
    Տարի առաջ

    Roy Wood Jr... you can come celebrate with me. You are awesome.

  74. H WILD
    H WILD
    Տարի առաջ

    Ha!!!

  75. A L
    A L
    Տարի առաջ

    🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

  76. Deebah's World
    Deebah's World
    Տարի առաջ

    Lmaoooooo

  77. Ivelisse Gonzalez
    Ivelisse Gonzalez
    Տարի առաջ

    "You had a mango sunset and tranquility, that will be ten dollars." 😂🤣😂🤣😂 He's at Smoothie King

    1. Katrina B
      Katrina B
      2 ամիս առաջ

      And the electrolyte add-in and protein powder and all the BS. All I want is fruit and ice in a cup....for $4. Thank you very much.

    2. Di Harvey
      Di Harvey
      5 ամիս առաջ

      Don't forget how each booster is 1.50. Don't add ginseng, a multivitamin and probiotic, plus tip😭😭😭

  78. GA Tune
    GA Tune
    Տարի առաջ

    Young man poverty-stricken put that pipe on me I couldn't handle it LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO ! ! !

  79. mistakev06
    mistakev06
    Տարի առաջ

    Larry june does lol

  80. supremacy mccoy
    supremacy mccoy
    Տարի առաջ

    LARRY JUNE

  81. abhishek singh
    abhishek singh
    Տարի առաջ

    That movie will never be the same after watching this 😂

  82. Tell-it
    Tell-it
    Տարի առաջ

    Lol they're divorce is non of your business 😭😭😭

  83. Bobby-James Phason
    Bobby-James Phason
    Տարի առաջ

    Uhmmmmmmmmm I think Roy Wood Jr. is a candidate for comedy G.O.A.T. Legendary. Wow! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  84. Michael Barrett
    Michael Barrett
    Տարի առաջ

    “You wanna impress me? Pour some kale out in the club”

  85. Kajayacht
    Kajayacht
    Տարի առաջ

    I've only seen clips of this infinity times on commercials on Pluto TV.

  86. Paul Sletten
    Paul Sletten
    Տարի առաջ

    Jadakiss and Styles P opened their own smoothie spot!

  87. Holly Warehouse
    Holly Warehouse
    Տարի առաջ

    Ummm, do people know what an adjective is? Person. Place. Or whatever fkd up thing you been doing? Half a noun.

  88. jay scott
    jay scott
    Տարի առաջ

    Larry June anybody??

  89. Montee Adams
    Montee Adams
    Տարի առաջ

    I freakin lost it at Back beat out......

  90. daddylongdreads
    daddylongdreads
    Տարի առաջ

    Right here, 70 years ago, this is where I got my back beat out😂😂😂😂young gentleman, poverty stricken, that's why I walk like this, I'm done, this guy is funny as hell

  91. Alex Force
    Alex Force
    Տարի առաջ

    You know set is good when you rewatch it again right after watching for the first time.

  92. James
    James
    Տարի առաջ

    "Dick beat Alzheimer's " Damn...I've heard it all now!!🤣😂

  93. Marwin
    Marwin
    Տարի առաջ

    Hold up, is the dude in the front row with the red sweater there with two girls?

  94. Montgomery Fortenberry
    Montgomery Fortenberry
    Տարի առաջ

    This is a gooooood set

  95. Alonso Garcia
    Alonso Garcia
    Տարի առաջ

    Titanic bit was hilarious

  96. ramon alfaro
    ramon alfaro
    Տարի առաջ

    Roy is a genius! My favorite comedian since Chris Rock.

  97. Maddie Porte
    Maddie Porte
    Տարի առաջ

    A smoothie at Jamba Juice or juice it up is $8 in CA $5 is cheap! Lololol

  98. Shvd Blvck Worldwide
    Shvd Blvck Worldwide
    Տարի առաջ

    Came here from PlutoTV 😂😂😂 “we drinkin Kale up in here, We drinkin Kale up in here.”

  99. dirt
    dirt
    Տարի առաջ

    his style is similar to chappelles. and that is a great thing

  100. Daniel Harris
    Daniel Harris
    Տարի առաջ

    He is funny as hell.