The One Thing You Must Do Before You Name Your Baby - Al Jackson

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Al Jackson offers some advice for naming babies and shares his interesting experiences as a middle school science teacher.
Original airdate: August 3, 2012
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  1. Aaron Jade
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    😂😂😂

  2. Joe Cook
    Joe Cook
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    Baltimore chose a cool nfl name. Edgar Allen Poe was from there. Bit of culture, ya know.

  3. Eric Baldwin
    Eric Baldwin
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    I need the end of this story. You got me Comedy Central but what am I supposed to do with this estorie interruptus?

  4. Liam Rhys Stark
    Liam Rhys Stark
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    I knew someone named Khrystyan. Pronounced Christian. Just really wanted to make life more difficult for your child.

  5. Zach Alsup
    Zach Alsup
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    This was very good

  6. Damian Hayden
    Damian Hayden
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    love him on the Bob and Tom show!!

  7. Mo Poppins
    Mo Poppins
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    I looked at his eyes in the thumbnail and thought, “This guy looks smart & funny.“ He did not disappoint. 👏 (Good call, Mo! 👍)

  8. Russell Taylor Johnson
    Russell Taylor Johnson
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    That white male student may have gotten D's & F's, but he'll STILL end up being the black and Latino students' boss when they grow up. That's the nature of white male privilege.

  9. Russell Taylor Johnson
    Russell Taylor Johnson
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    I would've pronounced her name "Eureka".

  10. Scientist Renzo
    Scientist Renzo
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    LOL

  11. QQ
    QQ
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    This man is good.

  12. Sean
    Sean
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    Black history month is a racist concept.

  13. Jesse H.
    Jesse H.
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    I like him. Wholesome stuff. Not that "wholesome" is my favorite type of comedy or anything, but yeah. He makes it work.

  14. Kirsten Crow
    Kirsten Crow
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    Lol, are we gonna pretend like Amy Schumer didn't already make that google joke?

    1. Kirsten Crow
      Kirsten Crow
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      @Rabbles the Binx Productions True.. I didn't catch that. I tried to google it but after some research I think her special came out in 2013

    2. MJ Maccabee
      MJ Maccabee
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      @Rabbles the Binx Productions Good catch. No idea myself as to when Schumer first told it. This is one of those ideas that multiple people could have had, parallel thinking or whatever, unlike other bits that comedians have absolutely stolen from someone else. (Broke my heart to learn that Robin Williams was infamous as a joke thief.)

    3. Rabbles the Binx Productions
      Rabbles the Binx Productions
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      When? Cuz this special aired in 2012.

    4. MJ Maccabee
      MJ Maccabee
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      Did she make that joke before or after she and her husband realized that by naming their baby Gene Attell Schumer, they'd insured he'd be called "genital" all his life?

    5. Caden Weber
      Caden Weber
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      She steals jokes all the time, its only fair

  15. SKPjoe Coursegold
    SKPjoe Coursegold
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    he's good.

  16. JediNiyte
    JediNiyte
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    I know a girl back home whose Mom wanted to name her "Ashley" but wanted her little precious angel to be more special than everyone else. So, for the last 20 years, this poor girl has had to go through life saddled with "Aschleigh".

  17. CC
    CC
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    Aireeka Just in case you wanted to see it written out

    1. xgreydovex
      xgreydovex
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      It almost looks like someone tried to spell Eureka.

  18. DQMYNATOR 2.0
    DQMYNATOR 2.0
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    not even remotely funny

  19. Janessa Eddy
    Janessa Eddy
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    Oh my god that’s too funny

  20. Slimeball. Sxt
    Slimeball. Sxt
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    Nah dummy was from Columbia 🤔

  21. trick willis
    trick willis
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    Band Played On, Drumline meanwhile I'm thinkin he talking about Boys in the Band because that I can understand being someone's favorite

  22. John Wisniewski
    John Wisniewski
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    Dude is funny!

  23. CSharp
    CSharp
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    "My boyfriend told me I can't get pregnant with my eyes closed" got me. 🤣😂

    1. CSharp
      CSharp
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      @Kyle Williams That's too funny. I hope nobody ever fell for that. LOL

    2. Kyle Williams
      Kyle Williams
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      One that I heard of growing up was "It's only sex if the balls go in". 😱

  24. Kevin Thoj
    Kevin Thoj
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    The Wright Brothers joke got me!! 😂😂🤣🤣 “He just saw the word, ‘Brothers’ and did two pages!..” 😂😂🤣🤣😭😭💀💀💯

  25. Bruce Hursman
    Bruce Hursman
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    Love it.

  26. Stacie Green
    Stacie Green
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    I guess he confused them with The Righteous Brothers. 🤣🤣🤣⚰️

    1. Kathleen Hurst
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      @Stacie Green The Righteous Brothers are still white, though

    2. Stacie Green
      Stacie Green
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      @Sammie Watson 😂😂😂 That one's good too. But come on, Wright brothers, Righteous Brothers... I'm sure that's what he was getting at.

    3. Sammie Watson
      Sammie Watson
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      The Isley Brothers

    4. Michelle - Porn STARS ღ*GO MY PROF!LE* ღ
      Michelle - Porn STARS ღ*GO MY PROF!LE* ღ
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      I like how silky your hair looks.

  27. Leon Pierce
    Leon Pierce
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    A new favorite!!!!

    1. Brianna V!rG!N- S3X : TAP H3R3
      Brianna V!rG!N- S3X : TAP H3R3
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      Every word that comes out of your mouth is always exact and well-timed.

  28. TheVisionaryMMATV -Christian Le
    TheVisionaryMMATV -Christian Le
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    Amazing stuff. Very refreshing.

  29. JMGU
    JMGU
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    Refreshing material 😍

  30. NANITE8410
    NANITE8410
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    Hmmm

  31. Scott Dilworth
    Scott Dilworth
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    Top 5

  32. JKAL1415
    JKAL1415
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    POV: You didn't get it ._.

    1. Millie Cauich See my Channel
      Millie Cauich See my Channel
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      I’m late for my bus, gigantopithecus!

    2. Stacie Green
      Stacie Green
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      The Righteous Brothers, or in his mind, The Wrightous Brothers. 🤣🤣🤣⚰️

  33. dxddee
    dxddee
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    🥇

  34. JustRez
    JustRez
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    ;)