The One Thing You Must Do Before You Name Your Baby - Al Jackson

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Al Jackson offers some advice for naming babies and shares his interesting experiences as a middle school science teacher.

Original airdate: August 3, 2012

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  1. Noah.bloespanol
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    i am dead, i thought the Video will be Jokes about Samuel L. Jackson because i read the caption as one sentence and in the end i was like "???"

  2. Julio Ugalde
    Julio Ugalde
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    Why I clicked on this video: Mans looks high in the thumbnail

  3. newmindmusic
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    Am I the only one that googled Aireeka after this

  4. what
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    ahahahahahahaaha can we do dr dre

  5. To Do
    To Do
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  6. Aaron Jade
    Aaron Jade
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  7. Joe Cook
    Joe Cook
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    Baltimore chose a cool nfl name. Edgar Allen Poe was from there. Bit of culture, ya know.

  8. Eric Baldwin
    Eric Baldwin
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    I need the end of this story. You got me Comedy Central but what am I supposed to do with this estorie interruptus?

  9. Liam Rhys Stark
    Liam Rhys Stark
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    I knew someone named Khrystyan. Pronounced Christian. Just really wanted to make life more difficult for your child.

  10. Zach Alsup
    Zach Alsup
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    This was very good

  11. Damian Hayden
    Damian Hayden
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    love him on the Bob and Tom show!!

  12. Mo Poppins
    Mo Poppins
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    I looked at his eyes in the thumbnail and thought, “This guy looks smart & funny.“ He did not disappoint. 👏 (Good call, Mo! 👍)

  13. Russell Taylor Johnson
    Russell Taylor Johnson
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    That white male student may have gotten D's & F's, but he'll STILL end up being the black and Latino students' boss when they grow up. That's the nature of white male privilege.

  14. Russell Taylor Johnson
    Russell Taylor Johnson
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    I would've pronounced her name "Eureka".

  15. Scientist Renzo
    Scientist Renzo
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  16. QQ
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    This man is good.

  17. Sean
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    Black history month is a racist concept.

  18. Jesse H.
    Jesse H.
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    I like him. Wholesome stuff. Not that "wholesome" is my favorite type of comedy or anything, but yeah. He makes it work.

  19. Kirsten Crow
    Kirsten Crow
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    Lol, are we gonna pretend like Amy Schumer didn't already make that google joke?

    1. Kirsten Crow
      Kirsten Crow
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      @Rabbles the Binx Productions True.. I didn't catch that. I tried to google it but after some research I think her special came out in 2013

    2. MJ Maccabee
      MJ Maccabee
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      @Rabbles the Binx Productions Good catch. No idea myself as to when Schumer first told it. This is one of those ideas that multiple people could have had, parallel thinking or whatever, unlike other bits that comedians have absolutely stolen from someone else. (Broke my heart to learn that Robin Williams was infamous as a joke thief.)

    3. Rabbles the Binx Productions
      Rabbles the Binx Productions
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      When? Cuz this special aired in 2012.

    4. MJ Maccabee
      MJ Maccabee
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      Did she make that joke before or after she and her husband realized that by naming their baby Gene Attell Schumer, they'd insured he'd be called "genital" all his life?

    5. Caden Weber
      Caden Weber
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      She steals jokes all the time, its only fair

  20. SKPjoe Coursegold
    SKPjoe Coursegold
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    he's good.

  21. JediNiyte
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    I know a girl back home whose Mom wanted to name her "Ashley" but wanted her little precious angel to be more special than everyone else. So, for the last 20 years, this poor girl has had to go through life saddled with "Aschleigh".

    1. Iris Reyes
      Iris Reyes
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      This made me laugh so hard! If you have any Filipino friends, watch out for the surprise “h” in their names. We sure love those!

  22. CC
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    Aireeka Just in case you wanted to see it written out

    1. Joules Evergreen
      Joules Evergreen
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      It makes sense but I hate it!

    2. xgreydovex
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      It almost looks like someone tried to spell Eureka.

  23. DQMYNATOR 2.0
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    not even remotely funny

  24. Janessa Eddy
    Janessa Eddy
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    Oh my god that’s too funny

  25. IwouldBUY
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    Nah dummy was from Columbia 🤔

  26. trick willis
    trick willis
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    Band Played On, Drumline meanwhile I'm thinkin he talking about Boys in the Band because that I can understand being someone's favorite

  27. John Wisniewski
    John Wisniewski
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    Dude is funny!

  28. CSharp
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    "My boyfriend told me I can't get pregnant with my eyes closed" got me. 🤣😂

    1. Raymond Harris
      Raymond Harris
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      @Kyle Williams WOOOW!!! Your comment made me BUST OUT LAUGHING REALLY HARD after reading it. I'm 53 years old and I'd thought that I've heard them all. This was TOO FUNNY...🤣😂🤣😂

    2. CSharp
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      @Kyle Williams That's too funny. I hope nobody ever fell for that. LOL

    3. Kyle Williams
      Kyle Williams
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      One that I heard of growing up was "It's only sex if the balls go in". 😱

  29. Kevin Thoj
    Kevin Thoj
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    The Wright Brothers joke got me!! 😂😂🤣🤣 “He just saw the word, ‘Brothers’ and did two pages!..” 😂😂🤣🤣😭😭💀💀💯

  30. Bruce Hursman
    Bruce Hursman
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    Love it.

  31. Shut your mouth!
    Shut your mouth!
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    I guess he confused them with The Righteous Brothers. 🤣🤣🤣⚰️

    1. Kathleen Hurst
      Kathleen Hurst
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      @Shut your mouth! The Righteous Brothers are still white, though

    2. Shut your mouth!
      Shut your mouth!
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      @Sammie Watson 😂😂😂 That one's good too. But come on, Wright brothers, Righteous Brothers... I'm sure that's what he was getting at.

    3. Sammie Watson
      Sammie Watson
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      The Isley Brothers

    4. Michelle - Porn STARS ღ*GO MY PROF!LE* ღ
      Michelle - Porn STARS ღ*GO MY PROF!LE* ღ
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      I like how silky your hair looks.

  32. Leon Pierce
    Leon Pierce
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    A new favorite!!!!

    1. Brianna V!rG!N- S3X : TAP H3R3
      Brianna V!rG!N- S3X : TAP H3R3
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      Every word that comes out of your mouth is always exact and well-timed.

  33. EyesToSeeTV
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    Amazing stuff. Very refreshing.

  34. JMGU
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    Refreshing material 😍

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  36. Scott Dilworth
    Scott Dilworth
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    Top 5

  37. JKAL1415
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    POV: You didn't get it ._.

    1. Millie Cauich See my Channel
      Millie Cauich See my Channel
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      I’m late for my bus, gigantopithecus!

    2. Shut your mouth!
      Shut your mouth!
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      The Righteous Brothers, or in his mind, The Wrightous Brothers. 🤣🤣🤣⚰️

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  39. JustRez
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