The Two Kinds of Guys Who Go to a Strip Club - David Spade

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David Spade details his experiences at a seedy strip club and the types of people who patronize it.

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  1. Lights Out with David Spade
    Lights Out with David Spade
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    David's new Comedy Central show, Lights Out w/ David Spade, premieres tonight! Subscribe to the channel right here for clips & more: amget.info/clone/Mi38pytm6Ca2KXc7ftlu_w.html

    1. joshua mullaney
      joshua mullaney
      4 ամիս առաջ

      We need a David spade special ! Like, Netflix that shxt up, please

    2. Michael Smith
      Michael Smith
      7 ամիս առաջ

      @poot111111 p]p

    3. I . am
      I . am
      8 ամիս առաջ

      I have watched you on just shoot me. But I have never seen you do stand up, and let me tell you you're one talented man. Hilarious lol 👍

    4. Rampage7
      Rampage7
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      Channel Islands Bobby Lee; I first saw him on MadTV and he was a huge reason I watched. Kind of a running theme was that he’d do awkwardly provocative bits mid-sketch... like a little Asian version of Robot Chicken’s humping robot He had an incredible sketch with HHH where Tripp’s was a towering beefcake but was also a crackly-voiced super smart nerd. Also Bobby’s sketch as “Tank” in an arcade was hilarious. He was a great physical comedian and is funny af. I don’t know that he does much work anymore; I think he’s pretty much done with TV/comedy nowadays

    5. Rampage7
      Rampage7
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      Lee Aguilar I mean, clearly doesn’t like Trevor, but that doesn’t mean he’s gotta be white. Trevor’s definitely a stark contrast from Jon Stewart but he’s made the show his own and is doing well with it

  2. GregGore
    GregGore
    14 ժամ առաջ

    Fucking love Joe Dirt, nice to see he's sorted his life out and had a hair cut!

  3. Micah
    Micah
    Օր առաջ

    David Spade is a great comic and now I feel old.

  4. Off Spring
    Off Spring
    3 օր առաջ

    LMAO! My kid likes Joe Dirt!

  5. hooleyqueen
    hooleyqueen
    5 օր առաջ

    He refers to women as bitches. I used to like him. Men who refer to women as bitches, only get to have sex with desperate women. He is rich and famous, so he is being used for his money. If he's married, his wife has no self-respect.

  6. Werewolf Lycan
    Werewolf Lycan
    6 օր առաջ

    “Not unless you got a babysitter and a kilo of cocaine.” 🤣

  7. Comedian Zee Moten
    Comedian Zee Moten
    7 օր առաջ

    Can't wait till I'm performing on TV

  8. lonesomecrow
    lonesomecrow
    8 օր առաջ

    Never been never wanna go

  9. mothe1st
    mothe1st
    10 օր առաջ

    I like this outfit!

  10. Scott Pitner
    Scott Pitner
    13 օր առաջ

    David spade isn’t funny

  11. A B
    A B
    16 օր առաջ

    He's kinda funny.

  12. Basque From the Pyrenees
    Basque From the Pyrenees
    19 օր առաջ

    This is so true it's funny.

  13. Ripping_Face_Records
    Ripping_Face_Records
    20 օր առաջ

    Denis Q. Finch is mostly what comes to mind whenever I think of David Spade.

  14. First Last
    First Last
    20 օր առաջ

    It’s endearing he still mentions Chris Farley. What a legend

  15. noirettebeauty
    noirettebeauty
    20 օր առաջ

    Spade’s stripper is Farley

  16. Fred Taylor
    Fred Taylor
    24 օր առաջ

    Man, now we have to pretend David Spade is funny and that these aren't laugh overs.

  17. Rich Carroll
    Rich Carroll
    25 օր առաջ

    I’m the quiet psycho.😂

  18. Gods2ndFavoriteBassPlyr
    Gods2ndFavoriteBassPlyr
    29 օր առաջ

    Fantastic!

  19. N
    N
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    lmao was that stripper have the accent of minnesotan?

  20. Martin ONeill
    Martin ONeill
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    I’ve definitely been quiet psycho

  21. nashville slim
    nashville slim
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    It's funny he says cheetahs, cheetos? Like he didn't live in the place during the 90s

  22. Nature Trails Meghalaya
    Nature Trails Meghalaya
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    You're not funny.

  23. Jack Bradley
    Jack Bradley
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    the canadian accent was really good. an under appreciated dialect

  24. Jesse MJ
    Jesse MJ
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    Cheataas haha

  25. Humberto Antonio
    Humberto Antonio
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    The yummy grandson alternatively paddle because debt conclusively tumble amidst a irritating drake. kindly, juicy orchestra

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    jennifer jeon
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    The rambunctious sweets separately grab because equinox demographically strengthen afore a obtainable owl. fine, dreary class

  27. Pensando
    Pensando
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    I guess I’m a psycho

  28. William Cole
    William Cole
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    And the guy who buys dances to use the stripper as his therapist

  29. Riff Raff
    Riff Raff
    2 ամիս առաջ

    corny

  30. Torie Torreano
    Torie Torreano
    2 ամիս առաջ

    That made me laugh so hard 🤣

  31. Claire Luo
    Claire Luo
    2 ամիս առաջ

    He looks like an older, blonde Harry Styles

  32. Ryan Bensing
    Ryan Bensing
    2 ամիս առաջ

    With all due respect to Chris Farley, his friend David isn’t funny.

  33. Digital Ambition
    Digital Ambition
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Is it me or does this sound like a laugh track?

  34. Sugar Kain
    Sugar Kain
    2 ամիս առաջ

    This but with onlyfans

  35. ilkhgs
    ilkhgs
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Funny. No, wait, as Hell!

  36. High Brass
    High Brass
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Write off? Aren’t Hollywood people supposed to like paying taxes? Oh yeah that’s right... they want others to pay more taxes. Human nature is a funny thing.

  37. Jae Shades
    Jae Shades
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Garden truckers keep yo nasty ass dollar bags.. DJ Lawmower

  38. Top Ten
    Top Ten
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Today I learned im the quiet psycho type, lol. I don’t know what im supposed to do honestly.

    1. Mr. F
      Mr. F
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      Autism is a hell of a drug

  39. Melvin Carlton Johnson III
    Melvin Carlton Johnson III
    2 ամիս առաջ

    😭😭😭😭😭😭 🥳🥂🎊🍾🎉🥳 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 III

  40. Alfredo Castro
    Alfredo Castro
    2 ամիս առաջ

    wack

  41. Mental Pain
    Mental Pain
    2 ամիս առաջ

    This man sounds exactly like Edward norton

  42. Joe H
    Joe H
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Hilarious! RIP Chris Farley

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    Charlene Lang
    2 ամիս առաջ

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  44. Robert Brainard
    Robert Brainard
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    david there's a 3rd types, ones who were dragged there and didn't want to go there in the first place. I'm the 3rd type, its not that i don't find women attractive. Its the rules i got a problem with, if i see a woman get naked, i wanna get naked too but i want like a few minutes to jerk off so my junk is fully erect. Can't get busy with a thumb size stick.

  45. J Carden
    J Carden
    2 ամիս առաջ

    He's by far my favorite comedian

  46. Rock On Print and Apparel
    Rock On Print and Apparel
    3 ամիս առաջ

    😂😂😂

  47. Tater Avila
    Tater Avila
    3 ամիս առաջ

    "My kid loves Joe Dirt."🤣

  48. Russell Cardinal
    Russell Cardinal
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Why swiffer was invented

  49. Mark Ahrens
    Mark Ahrens
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Laugh track?

  50. Pale Amigo
    Pale Amigo
    3 ամիս առաջ

    🤣🤣🤣

  51. Space O
    Space O
    3 ամիս առաջ

    His arrogance though...

  52. Gobblers Nob
    Gobblers Nob
    3 ամիս առաջ

    David Spade is a dork

  53. Sj Poole
    Sj Poole
    3 ամիս առաջ

    I've never seen David Spade do a piece of comedy and/or acting I didn't love. He's on the top tier of comedians.

  54. Conker N Berry
    Conker N Berry
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    this cheetahs hes talking about is in Salem, Oregon, a rundown club to say the least. Surprised he went there.

  55. waine dodd
    waine dodd
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Wonder if he still lives in that van. 😂😂

  56. waine dodd
    waine dodd
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Wonder if he still lives in that van. 😂😂

  57. F And
    F And
    4 ամիս առաջ

    How does he look cooler as he's older?

  58. Chad Stokes
    Chad Stokes
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Fun fact: cheetahs is managed by the godfather from the WWE

  59. sonicfuker
    sonicfuker
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Funny as hell.

  60. Rockin' Ross
    Rockin' Ross
    4 ամիս առաջ

    He knows to mention Joe Dirt to squeeze that extra bit of laughter out of the crowd. Good routine this one is.

  61. Rocky Nelson
    Rocky Nelson
    4 ամիս առաջ

    This makes me laugh out loud every single time.

    1. Deb NKY
      Deb NKY
      4 ամիս առաջ

      "That's where babies come from" -- gets me every time, his delivery is perfect

  62. Evil Ian
    Evil Ian
    4 ամիս առաջ

    I dont find Spade very funny, but that was a good bit.

  63. joshua mullaney
    joshua mullaney
    4 ամիս առաջ

    We need at least 1 David spade special, this bit was great

  64. Ghost Rider
    Ghost Rider
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Great finish. He paints a thoroughly disgusting visual.

  65. Mitchell Hughes
    Mitchell Hughes
    4 ամիս առաջ

    That’s higher than I thought you were gonna say.🤣

  66. Victoria Bordelon
    Victoria Bordelon
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Miss Kimmy is an MC and she has a grip wand to pick up the drops the girls leave behind.

  67. Ambrose Ambrose
    Ambrose Ambrose
    4 ամիս առաջ

    NOT A SINGLE AUDIENCE SHOT .... yeah so funny david.

  68. nicetrydick
    nicetrydick
    5 ամիս առաջ

    They get the broom. Lol!

  69. Hugh Jainis
    Hugh Jainis
    5 ամիս առաջ

    About time to put those lights out

  70. 0
    0
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Your underpaid

  71. Priskillet
    Priskillet
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Tommy boy was released in '95. Joe dirt was 2001. Farley died in 97. But it did warm my heart that he casual mentions Chris Farley. Friends live on in your heart and in your stories even after they pass.

  72. ernie garcia
    ernie garcia
    6 ամիս առաջ

    his old canadian stripper has an accent like the chicken lady from the kids in the hall.

  73. GhostRider2224
    GhostRider2224
    6 ամիս առաջ

    "My kid likes Joe Dirt." "How old is he" "47" Ya'll I'm dead from that. Also I'm definitely gonna use the ten dances one.

  74. Jef Olson
    Jef Olson
    6 ամիս առաջ

    A friend of mine fell in love with a stripper soon after his divorce. She seemed nice, and I'm sure she nothing to do with him getting hooked on cocaine. She was working a dozen guys at once, taking advantage of lonely men. She loved the guys fighting over her. Turned her on. DONT DATE Strippers. Or the girls who work at oriental massage . Just a PSA

  75. Word Police
    Word Police
    6 ամիս առաջ

    Yes Dave, you like girls.

  76. All Aware
    All Aware
    6 ամիս առաջ

    I've been to cheetah's before in Hollywood, shady place, it's been closed & under investigation more than once

  77. digital subliminal messages
    digital subliminal messages
    6 ամիս առաջ

    S T O P. R A P E I N G. B A B I E S The racial tention calmed down / the year before// // ...// O.k. // but not as much / ... It was "Birchwood" //

  78. TheSeeohhdee
    TheSeeohhdee
    6 ամիս առաջ

    this is a good closer. spade is quality.

  79. ivophoto
    ivophoto
    6 ամիս առաջ

    Dude is so fucking funny! Hot damm. I told a Russian Stripper once after she basically forced a dance on me. " Hey have you ever thought of dancing for a living" She found zero humor in my statement, I however found if hysterical!

  80. joe Mack
    joe Mack
    6 ամիս առաջ

    This guy is fucking awesome

  81. Salley Malia
    Salley Malia
    6 ամիս առաջ

    The creepy carriage latterly regret because salad tribally excite into a wanting fork. nutritious, demonic age

  82. Kedabro
    Kedabro
    6 ամիս առաջ

    How does he look healthier now than he did 20 years ago?

    1. brandon wright
      brandon wright
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      Also you think they were watching Chris Farley do all that Coke? That's why he looked terrible back in the day.

    2. Wayne T
      Wayne T
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      $$$

  83. Reggie Hall
    Reggie Hall
    6 ամիս առաջ

    There's a reason these people are stars!

  84. Jason Fischer
    Jason Fischer
    6 ամիս առաջ

    Ohhhhhh....that's where babies come from!

  85. Nick
    Nick
    6 ամիս առաջ

    Spade, in the end, will always be Spade...thank your maker for that. He's great.

  86. donutman48
    donutman48
    6 ամիս առաջ

    That’s @ good set lmao

  87. Wesley Heim
    Wesley Heim
    6 ամիս առաջ

    Does the dj have careful with that ax Eugene?

  88. zyxwut321
    zyxwut321
    6 ամիս առաջ

    I won't say I relate to ANY of this. I won't...

  89. Nikki Curran
    Nikki Curran
    6 ամիս առաջ

    loser

  90. Ms. Stover
    Ms. Stover
    6 ամիս առաջ

    I love his sound effects

  91. Nick Knight
    Nick Knight
    6 ամիս առաջ

    This was surprisingly good. Spade had me wheezing on a few of these jokes.

  92. Atheist Cory
    Atheist Cory
    6 ամիս առաջ

    I hate whooping at comedy gigs!!

  93. B Singer
    B Singer
    6 ամիս առաջ

    The plant baseball immediately cough because edge disconcertingly start given a puffy system. venomous, husky virgo

  94. Hen 101
    Hen 101
    6 ամիս առաջ

    Joe dirt has really moved up in the world

  95. Vogel Account
    Vogel Account
    6 ամիս առաջ

    Two general categories: people there for fun and guys that think the strippers really like them.

  96. Beer Can Full of Toes
    Beer Can Full of Toes
    6 ամիս առաջ

    “Ah bud I’m gonna pull a hammer.” Funny way of speaking and also mildly terrifying that she may not be talking about a hamstring lol

  97. JZilla69
    JZilla69
    6 ամիս առաջ

    "its a lil undignified"

  98. Michael C
    Michael C
    6 ամիս առաջ

    His mom still waiting outside in the car? Great stuff his.

  99. Joseph Lynch
    Joseph Lynch
    7 ամիս առաջ

    😝*

  100. Michael Gill
    Michael Gill
    7 ամիս առաջ

    LOL 😆 MELISSA GIMME A SECOND 😠