When Your Sex Ed Teacher Is Clearly a Virgin - Josh Johnson - Stand-Up Featuring

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Josh Johnson recalls fainting during a COVID test, meeting a baby with a very deep voice and finding his sex ed teacher on Facebook. (Contains strong language.)
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  1. El Tercero
    El Tercero
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    Guys I got bad news. Im dying in 3 days. It was the clams.

  2. Miss Obvious
    Miss Obvious
    2 օր առաջ

    This just gave me the terrifying realization that apparently, according to this video, in the USA, the sex ed teacher doesn't have to be the biology teacher If this is true, I fear.

  3. Jack Marsden
    Jack Marsden
    2 օր առաջ

    Damn. Bro is starting to look cut. His time in the gym is starting to show results.

  4. Cleo Powell
    Cleo Powell
    3 օր առաջ

    🤣🤣🤣

  5. Trickaxe
    Trickaxe
    4 օր առաջ

    im mad the crowd wasnt laughing as hard as i was💀💀💀

  6. adnawatirebm
    adnawatirebm
    5 օր առաջ

    He looks exactly like you'd expect a black guy called Josh Johnson to sound..

  7. 0311_Rivera
    0311_Rivera
    8 օր առաջ

    That's a guy!?

  8. Äddi Mess
    Äddi Mess
    8 օր առաջ

    “It came out fully cooked” 😭😭😭🤣

  9. honilock
    honilock
    10 օր առաջ

    I normally like this guy, but.. You were BLESSED with negative results? That's just sad...

  10. TheAmerican OG
    TheAmerican OG
    11 օր առաջ

    This guy is not funny.

  11. Curious_k12
    Curious_k12
    11 օր առաջ

    Curious if the sex ed teacher just wasn't hetero....

  12. kakak kakakak
    kakak kakakak
    11 օր առաջ

    I almost fell down my chair from laughing when he said it was hard getting a gun.

  13. Terrence Klaverweide
    Terrence Klaverweide
    11 օր առաջ

    Almost laughed once.

  14. Young Turk
    Young Turk
    11 օր առաջ

    His comedy misses intelligence in the punchlines. Idk but I was coming up with better jokes while he was setting it up. His “jokes” are too simple to me. Not hating on the dude, I’m all for new talented comics but this kid might’ve gotten it well in the lgbt crowds or from his unique look but overall, needs that smart finish. Extending jokes is the biggest no no

  15. Kasey James Borr
    Kasey James Borr
    11 օր առաջ

    Don’t watch this, find any clip of George Carlin

  16. skott townzend
    skott townzend
    11 օր առաջ

    Dude is trash 😑

  17. Dannie Darko
    Dannie Darko
    11 օր առաջ

    Sound like Donald Glover

  18. Favio
    Favio
    11 օր առաջ

    He is pretty funny keep going

  19. Glenn Pady
    Glenn Pady
    11 օր առաջ

    What a beta male

  20. The Great Attractor
    The Great Attractor
    11 օր առաջ

    wow... boring

  21. Chris DeJesus
    Chris DeJesus
    12 օր առաջ

    Idk how this guy is a comedian....I never laugh or Crack a smile when I listen to him

  22. Tim Elkin
    Tim Elkin
    12 օր առաջ

    The cringe from the crowd. I think my guy is hella funny but the timing seemed of due to the crowd. Sometimes they aren't feelimg it. He is really good and young so with experience he will learn ways to dodge bombs. He stayed much calmer outside then I could off. Props for knowing your stuff is funny. The hard part is protecting a character modelled after yourself. Hope he continues. He's got limitless potential.

  23. Brent A. Bass
    Brent A. Bass
    12 օր առաջ

    Yo he has no idea what the fck he talking about. When it comes to drug addicts. An he really wasn't that funny. He is to stiff.

  24. Sobree
    Sobree
    12 օր առաջ

    This comment section is too thirsty for josh to be comfortable with, good glory.

  25. Blah Blah
    Blah Blah
    15 օր առաջ

    only 5 people in the crowd laughing...i can see why...i did not find this guy funny at all

  26. Chris Hawai'i
    Chris Hawai'i
    16 օր առաջ

    Good job on the sounds and editing that out, or just making sure we dont hear the wind.

  27. Jane Sparks
    Jane Sparks
    18 օր առաջ

    That's too funny...either he is the best at his job or you are all at heroin level xD

  28. Sam k
    Sam k
    18 օր առաջ

    Don't feel bad I have ONLY seen guys faint from shots, dentists etc...never women!

  29. Emily Simons
    Emily Simons
    19 օր առաջ

    This is the hip new way men can protect women grow your hair out and lean on one hip then surprising cat callers

  30. Smartchick45
    Smartchick45
    19 օր առաջ

    Was his sex Ed teacher Coach Steve

  31. steven miles
    steven miles
    19 օր առաջ

    Why no masks?

  32. Isahia
    Isahia
    20 օր առաջ

    More josh Johnson

  33. Protectobot
    Protectobot
    20 օր առաջ

    HOW SHORT is Josh though? He always looks tall to me 😂 or does he mean ‘small’ as in ‘scrawny’?!, cos I’m tall but scrawny and underweight 😝

  34. Crystal CreoleQueen Chachere
    Crystal CreoleQueen Chachere
    24 օր առաջ

    As a Louisianan...who has had her house broken into and her gun stolen, I laughed and cried at this!!! 😩😂🤣

  35. IDDY VICE
    IDDY VICE
    25 օր առաջ

    Boy been lifting 💪🏿

  36. Miguel Arcanjo
    Miguel Arcanjo
    26 օր առաջ

    I love this man

  37. Gummo Man
    Gummo Man
    26 օր առաջ

    Dead crowd

  38. Marc Williams
    Marc Williams
    27 օր առաջ

    Micheal Jackson + Theo Van + Barrack Obama, yeah I said it.

  39. lukethighstalker
    lukethighstalker
    28 օր առաջ

    So we have learnt that chirping insects in the background of jokes being not laughed at does truly make things awkwardddd

  40. Alma Nac
    Alma Nac
    28 օր առաջ

    Hearing all these stories about Alexandria has me shook. through Josh Johnson I've learned that my hometown both has an active KKK and really is one of the stupidest cities in America. But it makes for great comedy

  41. Jas
    Jas
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    Daaaamn baby girl 😂😂😂

  42. T ELAM
    T ELAM
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    Jackson's 70's Vibe.... Awesome!

  43. J Mxe
    J Mxe
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    Needed a better crowd, good jokes 🤣

  44. antoine menzies
    antoine menzies
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    looks like a young micheal jackson from the jackson 5 if you literally stretched him out

  45. TheBusyJane
    TheBusyJane
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    Are we sure it was a heroin needle? Did they test it? Because it was probably just a diabetic taking insulin.

  46. Unwoke Fuck
    Unwoke Fuck
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    I feel so... /sigh "sorry"? For those that panicked of this bullshit. Wear masks and never catch the cold again sheeple.

  47. whipWelder
    whipWelder
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    This guy looks and talks like saxologic

  48. awe ninety
    awe ninety
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    A mix between young mike and young barrack lol i laughed soon as i saw the thumbnail

  49. Mark Castellanet
    Mark Castellanet
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    I faint too buddy!

  50. Kevin Stoley
    Kevin Stoley
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    I’m about to get a covid test and this kinda scares me

  51. Natalie Camargo
    Natalie Camargo
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    This just isnt funny

  52. John Larson
    John Larson
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    The title is misleading

  53. Derek A
    Derek A
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    Dude what a fucking stiff crowd wth

  54. MikeyJules69
    MikeyJules69
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    When he ends his sex ed experience with his teacher talking about Chlamydia and you somehow find a way to throw a Mean Girls reference in there.

  55. truerthanyouknow
    truerthanyouknow
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    That cat call bit got me. Well done.

  56. scarlips1995
    scarlips1995
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    This dude gives me such a Donald Glover vibe in the best way.

  57. Courtney Bowman
    Courtney Bowman
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    It’s ok my boyfriend wanted a katana 😂

  58. DR KREIZII THE FIRST
    DR KREIZII THE FIRST
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    Is he a hippy

  59. Aurora Valerie Armando Muthemba
    Aurora Valerie Armando Muthemba
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    I love him

  60. Jaylen Jones
    Jaylen Jones
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    My dude has a fresh fit, love the fro !

  61. Benjamin Button
    Benjamin Button
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    It's my car!

  62. mary f
    mary f
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    This crowd sucked loved this

  63. T Spks
    T Spks
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    It’s the twerking down for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭

  64. Alberto Ruano
    Alberto Ruano
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    Lol mest up thing one of his ppl stole his gun he told 1 to many ppl

  65. James Kotter
    James Kotter
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    "No one stands where they are and tip over" The queens guard: *God save the queen intensifies*

  66. hoottasshell
    hoottasshell
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    When you get kicked out of the jackson 5 and have to find another hobby.

  67. Peaky Blinders
    Peaky Blinders
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    Whatever letter this person is, "they " are hilarious

  68. DA-TA
    DA-TA
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    This dude can grow a fro in 2 weeks. Tf

  69. rhzyo
    rhzyo
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    Didn't laugh or even smirk once, definitely not a good comedian

  70. RavenclawBoi
    RavenclawBoi
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    my man needs to grow some sideburns dude

  71. farid khan
    farid khan
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    Why isn't the crowd laughing?

  72. Sophia Hartnett
    Sophia Hartnett
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    😂😂😂😂

  73. EdgyComrade
    EdgyComrade
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    Hehe, his name is jojo.... Yes it's a reference.....

  74. Squiddy Boi
    Squiddy Boi
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    It's insane to watch his older comedy shows to his new ones, hes so loud and outgoing now.

  75. Santana
    Santana
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    I loovveeee himmmm 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  76. S. A
    S. A
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    They had our Christian education teacher teach us sex ed😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  77. CDZ Beats
    CDZ Beats
    2 ամիս առաջ

    He killed it but that crowd was dry as hell

  78. Gabriel Paradise
    Gabriel Paradise
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Why y’all be making fun of his appearance he’s so adorable

  79. Ami Stenson
    Ami Stenson
    2 ամիս առաջ

    The needle could have been for insulin. 🤔 Makes sense to be in a break room. Heroin needles are usually in the bathroom on the floor and it’s easy to find who’s it is because they’ll be the one asleep on the toilet.

  80. James Field
    James Field
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    THIS GUY SO GOOD

  81. Pizza Man
    Pizza Man
    2 ամիս առաջ

    He'd be perfect to play Michael Jackson at 18!!! 12:04 to 12:14 had me seriously thinking like, 🤔 😳

  82. Kosmicra
    Kosmicra
    2 ամիս առաջ

    If I just heard the audio, I would say this is Donald Glover. Even the way they say “baby” is almost identical

  83. Daniel Toper
    Daniel Toper
    2 ամիս առաջ

    that might be a big baby but my boy definitely league bound

  84. AngryDog GoodBoy
    AngryDog GoodBoy
    2 ամիս առաջ

    He's not lying about the heroin fall.😅 You can literally fall in slowmotion. It's weird coz you kinda get to think about it on the way down.

  85. LEGEND STEADY GAMING
    LEGEND STEADY GAMING
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Who thought he was a female 🙂

  86. Anissa J.
    Anissa J.
    2 ամիս առաջ

    When he said I just had to twerk his way down 😩😭🤣🤣

  87. Courtney Buras
    Courtney Buras
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Eh, he still needs some time. That catfish joke is still his best-performed joke so far.

  88. Nick S
    Nick S
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Bruh he grew some guns

  89. ImNot Funny
    ImNot Funny
    2 ամիս առաջ

    In my opinion this was good. The crowd seemed like they weren't feeling the set though. Very silly jokes, some hit me a bit late, however I enjoyed it. Especially for just randomly being suggested this.

  90. Joannah Z
    Joannah Z
    2 ամիս առաջ

    This guy is so underrated 🔥🔥🔥

  91. Timiya Carter
    Timiya Carter
    2 ամիս առաջ

    spaghetti on the back of the neck implies he was eating spaghetti at 6:30 AM 💀

  92. Lady Q
    Lady Q
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Not a geriatric toddler 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

  93. Johnny Newport Alfaro
    Johnny Newport Alfaro
    2 ամիս առաջ

    2 min and still not laughing

  94. Sacci Janoras
    Sacci Janoras
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Baby corpse, is the deep voiced baby

  95. Adan Nunez
    Adan Nunez
    2 ամիս առաջ

    The wretched prison shortly stir because holiday conformably trap excluding a drab copper. nonstop, barbarous edward

  96. Will Meyer
    Will Meyer
    2 ամիս առաջ

    someone tell this crowd they still need masks

  97. Pippy Barrow
    Pippy Barrow
    2 ամիս առաջ

    This was the first time I’ve seen him and was NOT disappointed!!!😆😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  98. SagaciousR26
    SagaciousR26
    2 ամիս առաջ

    😂

  99. J. Silva
    J. Silva
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Me the whole time 😐

  100. Sj A
    Sj A
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Ah! Welcome back Josh Johnson