Seeing a Penis for the First Time - Yamaneika Saunders

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Yamaneika Saunders makes it known how much she wants sex, recalls losing her virginity at 27 and discusses the pressure women feel when seeing a penis for the first time. (Contains strong language.)
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  1. PK 411
    PK 411
    2 օր առաջ

    Hope one day will get Netflix from her love her so much. She need to get big deal

  2. Ruby Love and Light
    Ruby Love and Light
    8 օր առաջ

    You have done none of the things Beyonce told you to do in Lemonade. 😂 She told you.

  3. Laudvekky's Groove Lab
    Laudvekky's Groove Lab
    13 օր առաջ

    what in the wendy williams ?

  4. Mary McCain
    Mary McCain
    26 օր առաջ

    Holy crap😂😂👍🏻

  5. Nathan Delamora
    Nathan Delamora
    Ամիս առաջ

    why would any guy commit to a chick fucking multiple guys lol

  6. Jay Strock
    Jay Strock
    Ամիս առաջ

    loose a hundred pounds and you might get laid.

  7. Jay Strock
    Jay Strock
    Ամիս առաջ

    if a chick is over 20 pounds, forget it. to much trouble.

  8. Wild Child
    Wild Child
    Ամիս առաջ

    Ok but why are you yelling at me

  9. David Abuashvili
    David Abuashvili
    Ամիս առաջ

    She sounds like she has eaten Chris Tucker. (Disclaimer: this is not a fat joke, this is an impression joke)

  10. Linda Censi
    Linda Censi
    Ամիս առաջ

    Yup, We All have that same expression!😂😂

  11. April Houston
    April Houston
    2 ամիս առաջ

    No matter what he pulls out our face can’t change.. 👿

  12. Ira Webster
    Ira Webster
    2 ամիս առաջ

    “My p- ain’t Tetris!” Ha ha!

  13. Conner Emer
    Conner Emer
    2 ամիս առաջ

    She is funny. Thought it was Lizzo and got very confused at first. J/k I've listened to Patrice O'neal school her through the magic of AMget at least 5x now.

  14. amarjeet sehmi
    amarjeet sehmi
    3 ամիս առաջ

    You did not see dad in childhood while has was peeing. In real life if u ask any woman sex, she will slap or abuse or report to security. But if women do, no man does. Why so?

  15. amarjeet sehmi
    amarjeet sehmi
    3 ամիս առաջ

    when men tells he needs sex, women or wives turn their face and show hate and unwomanly attitude and man told to go to bathroom to unload.

  16. amarjeet sehmi
    amarjeet sehmi
    3 ամիս առաջ

    why u lost virginity at 27, u may be emotionally dead, and repulsive and not responsive to males away from boys and men as well parents.

  17. Loverof Book&Movies
    Loverof Book&Movies
    3 ամիս առաջ

    24 and still got my vcard

  18. Jasper Stuut
    Jasper Stuut
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Not big.. Obese

  19. Bear Benton
    Bear Benton
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Hey that confidence is what makes it. - random White Man.

  20. jim h
    jim h
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Tell the truth It's the Big O I mean Multipul Big O's you want

  21. Peter Stafford
    Peter Stafford
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Her name sounds like a brand of laptop

  22. Rajkumar Mahtani
    Rajkumar Mahtani
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Great listening you Yamaneika

  23. JJJennings007
    JJJennings007
    3 ամիս առաջ

    she would be a great match with a Sumo wrestler.

  24. rusty Bend
    rusty Bend
    3 ամիս առաջ

    oink

    1. Sammi Quinn
      Sammi Quinn
      3 ամիս առաջ

      You’re disgusting 🤢

  25. Tes
    Tes
    4 ամիս առաջ

    "Turn her mic off" lol - Patrice Oneal

  26. amy lala
    amy lala
    4 ամիս առաջ

    I just turned 20 and started overthinking cuz all my friends are very sexually active so I feel like I should be too even tho I don’t want to be yet so these comments of people that are also waiting make me feel less pressured ^^

  27. Jordan wang
    Jordan wang
    4 ամիս առաջ

    she never watched porn before 27?

    1. superc
      superc
      3 ամիս առաջ

      🤦‍♀️

  28. Grant Stander
    Grant Stander
    4 ամիս առաջ

    "you dont know what big girls go through" Yeah we do. Bout 4500 calories a day. Thats why you big.. Yeah Im a comedic genius too

  29. humixmusic4lyf
    humixmusic4lyf
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Don’t ✍🏼 change ✍🏼 face ✍🏼 no mater ✍🏼 what ✍🏼dick ✍🏼 you see ✍🏼

  30. goran miljus
    goran miljus
    4 ամիս առաջ

    bitches be funny

  31. In my opinion
    In my opinion
    4 ամիս առաջ

    How to have sex with a fat girl? Slap her thigh and ride the wave in.

  32. dirtybaystrangler
    dirtybaystrangler
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Is this the same chick that hot scorched on the radio by Patrice O'Neal?

  33. superc
    superc
    4 ամիս առաջ

    I was more amazed that the crowd knew what Tetris was and Zelda... because it seemed like a younger audience. 🦄🤭👏🏆

  34. amina9935
    amina9935
    4 ամիս առաջ

    I was 23...

  35. patricia sherman
    patricia sherman
    4 ամիս առաջ

    tacky

  36. tufail rigoo
    tufail rigoo
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Loved that girl!❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂😂

  37. Arthur Hiatt
    Arthur Hiatt
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Very Funny indeed

  38. Estifanos
    Estifanos
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Why does the horse sounds like a dog?

    1. superc
      superc
      4 ամիս առաջ

      LOL.. i thought it sounded like a neighing horse in those cartoons... like a Don Quixote horse caricature... can you imagine it

  39. Mara Zampariolo
    Mara Zampariolo
    4 ամիս առաջ

    MY P***Y AIN'T TETRIS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  40. Rowan Telbin
    Rowan Telbin
    4 ամիս առաջ

    SHE FUNNY!🤣🤣😂😂😂

  41. Larry Echols
    Larry Echols
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Gutter humor can be funny.

  42. Elisabeth Sullivan
    Elisabeth Sullivan
    5 ամիս առաջ

    The elegant bay worryingly deceive because teaching spindly drain onto a debonair stepdaughter. worried, rough trombone

  43. us tarheel
    us tarheel
    5 ամիս առաջ

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  44. paradox ward
    paradox ward
    5 ամիս առաջ

    when did Lizzo get so funny??

  45. GeoBBB123
    GeoBBB123
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Another shared woman of the modern west

  46. CigarSmoke77
    CigarSmoke77
    5 ամիս առաջ

    That girl is thick and fine!!!

  47. JerkStoreAssistManag
    JerkStoreAssistManag
    5 ամիս առաջ

    I like her as a person, but I'm not feeling this bit. Just not funny.

  48. abz1248
    abz1248
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Juvenile High School humor. When the audience goes home and the stage light are turned off, Yamaneika goes home alone and depressed. Sad way to scrape together a living.

  49. Deborah James
    Deborah James
    5 ամիս առաջ

    I love her she is awesome 😎

  50. Tony Griffin
    Tony Griffin
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Fat and beautiful,BARF.

  51. Jamie L
    Jamie L
    5 ամիս առաջ

    What a HOG

    1. Sammi Quinn
      Sammi Quinn
      3 ամիս առաջ

      No you

  52. mr ballz
    mr ballz
    5 ամիս առաջ

    I fingered a fat girl in college; it was an awful experience for me. Her female juices were as thick as oil and left a smell on my entire hand for 3 days. Never again.

    1. paradox ward
      paradox ward
      5 ամիս առաջ

      hilarious!

  53. Terence Jay
    Terence Jay
    5 ամիս առաջ

    'You don't know what big girls go through!' Yes, I do; far too much food.

  54. MrSneakyCastro
    MrSneakyCastro
    5 ամիս առաջ

    3:40 that was NOT Tetris music hahaa

  55. ISAIAH CHUKWU
    ISAIAH CHUKWU
    5 ամիս առաջ

    There is nothing to cheer about! Sha has no shame, so brassy.

  56. Felicia Cherry
    Felicia Cherry
    6 ամիս առաջ

    The curve is the best...love it!

  57. NOAH CASAS
    NOAH CASAS
    6 ամիս առաջ

    I'M HERE REPRRESENTING EVERYONE WITH "PEYRONIE'S DISEASE" ( LEFT ↖ CURVE GANG )

    1. NOAH CASAS
      NOAH CASAS
      6 ամիս առաջ

      @Felicia Cherry I WAS SO SHY WHEN I ASK THE NURSE ABOUT THAT WHEN I WAS 13 YEARS OLD I DIDN'T WANT TO ASK THE DR. NO LIE SHE FREAKED ME OUT WHEN SHE SAID "OOOHHHH THAT'S A DISEASE" I WAS GOT SCARED "OOHH WHAT DOES THAT MEAN EM I GONNA DIE ??? YOU JUST CALLED IT A DISEASE" SHE LAUGHED AND EXPLAIN IT THEN I GOT CALM I'M 35 YEARS OLD NOW I LEARN TO LIVE WITH IT

    2. NOAH CASAS
      NOAH CASAS
      6 ամիս առաջ

      @Felicia Cherry I WAS SO SHY WHEN I ASK THE NURSE ABOUT THAT WHEN I WAS 13 YEARS OLD I DIDN'T WANT TO ASK THE DR. NO LIE SHE FREAKED ME OUT WHEN SHE SAID "OOOHHHH THAT'S A DISEASE" I WAS GOT SCARED "OOHH WHAT DOES THAT MEAN EM I GONNA DIE ??? YOU JUST CALLED IT A DISEASE" SHE LAUGHED AND EXPLAIN IT THEN I GOT CALM I'M 35 YEARS OLD NOW I LEARN TO LIVE WITH IT

    3. Felicia Cherry
      Felicia Cherry
      6 ամիս առաջ

      Congrats to the lefties...they are the best. Hits the right spot

  58. David Buchanan
    David Buchanan
    6 ամիս առաջ

    Brilliant. Thanks for the laughs. Loved it. X

  59. EastOfBourne
    EastOfBourne
    6 ամիս առաջ

    Too shouty.

  60. jdprettynails
    jdprettynails
    6 ամիս առաջ

    "Take your balls out too" I'm dying!!

  61. Darrell Williams
    Darrell Williams
    6 ամիս առաջ

    That’s a lame ass Crowd

  62. Vicky Dupree
    Vicky Dupree
    6 ամիս առաջ

    She is awsome love it

  63. Oscar Varner
    Oscar Varner
    6 ամիս առաջ

    Yeah sooooo yeah not funny

  64. Carol Mc Quay
    Carol Mc Quay
    6 ամիս առաջ

    And President Bush said Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction. So do some men. WAIT.....Women. Ladies. Place a premium on your virginity. Once a car is driven off the lot, it has lost it's value.

  65. Kevin James
    Kevin James
    6 ամիս առաջ

    Imagine being married to a woman like this. Horrible, just fucking horrible!

  66. Stephen Whatley
    Stephen Whatley
    6 ամիս առաջ

    She doesn't think men have to roll the dice when it comes to sex too? Worst thing you have to deal with is "small" or "looks weird". We've gotta worry about "loose" "super flappy" AND "stanky".

  67. G-child Inc
    G-child Inc
    6 ամիս առաջ

    I didn’t like the Jesus part though . Keep the Lords name outta your mouth girl 👧

  68. Alexandra Zapata
    Alexandra Zapata
    6 ամիս առաջ

    Don't clap for that , that was sad!😅

  69. Jodi Donaldson
    Jodi Donaldson
    6 ամիս առաջ

    Omgosh I want u to be my best friend!!

  70. MysteriousCliché
    MysteriousCliché
    7 ամիս առաջ

    That jiggle tho 😋

  71. LOUD Films
    LOUD Films
    7 ամիս առաջ

    she is brilliant 🤣🤣🤣

  72. CheapCute&ChicBoutiqueBlog
    CheapCute&ChicBoutiqueBlog
    7 ամիս առաջ

    She got that Captain Hook

  73. Pedro Felipe Pamplona
    Pedro Felipe Pamplona
    7 ամիս առաջ

    God, that woman is amazing 😂😂😂

  74. Things_I_Say
    Things_I_Say
    7 ամիս առաջ

    Cuz male comics NNNeeeVVVVeeeeRRRR TaLk AbOuT sEx....

  75. Lakeside_Serenity
    Lakeside_Serenity
    8 ամիս առաջ

    I was scared when she said she want it, so loud. I was like, okay women, you can do whatever you want to me. And I'm only 16. (Don't gross out, it's just a joke, NO, it's not)

  76. Justin Alexander
    Justin Alexander
    8 ամիս առաջ

    She’s thick 🍑

  77. Gary Blonder
    Gary Blonder
    8 ամիս առաջ

    One of the best routines I've heard, just because it made me think as well as laugh.

  78. Music888
    Music888
    8 ամիս առաջ

    I have heard that when is curved is because that man is doing it frequently for many years. So now you know 🤣.

  79. Emily Anicetto
    Emily Anicetto
    8 ամիս առաջ

    She is like 0.0

  80. m g
    m g
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Am I the only one who thinks shes really hot?

  81. DarkSunshine111
    DarkSunshine111
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Imma just say, if Jesus is watching, the Dolphins sure as hell don’t care. Why should you?

  82. T
    T
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Wow, I couldn't laugh at all.

  83. The Quirky Kenyan
    The Quirky Kenyan
    8 ամիս առաջ

    I don't know why people in the comments are hating I laughed way to hard. 😂😂😂 So relatable

  84. Reginald Martin
    Reginald Martin
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Not really funny. Needs more practice.

  85. Jen Horne
    Jen Horne
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Beautiful baby and my man can give it to you good just come here!!!!!!!!!!!

  86. GUNZ BL4Z1NG
    GUNZ BL4Z1NG
    8 ամիս առաջ

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    1. GUNZ BL4Z1NG
      GUNZ BL4Z1NG
      8 ամիս առաջ

      Sex

    2. GUNZ BL4Z1NG
      GUNZ BL4Z1NG
      8 ամիս առաջ

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    3. GUNZ BL4Z1NG
      GUNZ BL4Z1NG
      8 ամիս առաջ

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  87. Kylester 005
    Kylester 005
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Lost my virginity a year ago, I'm 15 now. I can't imagine going for 27 years without sex, that's just excessive.

  88. Marko Mikleusevic
    Marko Mikleusevic
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Bruh i legit thought okay let's give women another try and i thought this chick is gonna be funny with that story and i didn't even fucking grin so sorry girls you really aren't funny

  89. Keith Robinson
    Keith Robinson
    8 ամիս առաջ

    She makes hilarious Tetris and Zelda references.... yeah shes an allstar💫

  90. Hector L Forigua Duarte
    Hector L Forigua Duarte
    8 ամիս առաջ

    I though i was the first to think about God or jesus getting into human kind bussiness :'D

  91. 75hilmar
    75hilmar
    9 ամիս առաջ

    She is hot.

  92. Stan Przybylinski
    Stan Przybylinski
    9 ամիս առաջ

    My pu$$y ain’t Tetris...lol

  93. Sharon Sarukayi
    Sharon Sarukayi
    9 ամիս առաջ

    I'm now turning 18 and still a virgin .....l'm so proud of myself

  94. Gwin Willis
    Gwin Willis
    9 ամիս առաջ

    hello there

  95. Kurt W
    Kurt W
    9 ամիս առաջ

    The first one she seen was her own!!! 😂💨💨💨💨💨 Snap!!!

  96. water2wine1
    water2wine1
    9 ամիս առաջ

    So accurate. 😂

  97. Sany One
    Sany One
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Her name allowed me to say You are my nigga XD I can die happy now

  98. Kroger purified drinking water
    Kroger purified drinking water
    9 ամիս առաջ

    I have always said big girls need love too

  99. alexandar666
    alexandar666
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Its not big. Its fat and obese. She need to work on her jokes......not so funny. She is just babbeling.

  100. Ken Riches
    Ken Riches
    9 ամիս առաջ

    She would be a sweet funny friend .