Spooning After a One-Night Stand - Damien Lemon

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Damien Lemon explains why he’s afraid of commitment and worries about missing out on one-night stands.
Original airdate: July 11, 2014
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  1. Rick Dain
    Rick Dain
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    Does anyone else think he looks like a skinny version of Patrice o Neal

  2. Daonysia Franklin
    Daonysia Franklin
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    Smart, funny and handsome ✊

  3. RaymondGW
    RaymondGW
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    Hey, uh, angry women. You know y'all don't know him right? This is just his on stage representative. Just because someone makes a joke about their life doesn't mean they are honestly describing their life. Idk if you all knew that. 🤷🏾‍♂️

  4. TheresOnly1Stef
    TheresOnly1Stef
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    If you close your eyes or phone screen for the Air Blade bit, I promise you you’d think you were listening to Tracy Morgan 👏🏾👏🏾😆😆

  5. Oula Al-Bashir
    Oula Al-Bashir
    7 ամիս առաջ

    Came here cuzI saw that clear skin and crisp line up

  6. Amy Ellen
    Amy Ellen
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    Agreed. Til you get an attitude do us part. LOL!

  7. AJ
    AJ
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    Not at all funny

  8. Thomas Hardeman
    Thomas Hardeman
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    Yo D I see you are still funny. Proud of you bro!

  9. David Prosper
    David Prosper
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    Good stuff

  10. Alyssa Herren
    Alyssa Herren
    7 ամիս առաջ

    "I'm just livin my life. Just what I do" 😂😂😂😂🙏🙏🙏🙏

  11. Russell Taylor Johnson
    Russell Taylor Johnson
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    If you've stayed with the same partner for that long then you're already committed, married or not.

  12. WoizertheGreat
    WoizertheGreat
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    Dude reminds me of patrick ewing

  13. Mr Fix it
    Mr Fix it
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    Crazy thing is I been wit my girl for 9 years I proposed but still haven’t got married 😑

  14. Tiffany
    Tiffany
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    Like there's a whole lot of supermodels banging his door down, lining up by the thousands. Smh. Hate dudes with ego like this. Think all the pushy in the world is out there wanting him and God forbid he's committed to his girl and can't have all the vaginas lining up, banging his door down. Ya. Right.

  15. elchasai
    elchasai
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    Is this funny?

  16. Zachary Green
    Zachary Green
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Dollar store chris rock

  17. Nicole K
    Nicole K
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    He looks like a swollen Chris Rock

  18. Sykedelik
    Sykedelik
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    Lowkey looks like Chris Rock and Patrice O'neal had a son

    1. Ty Garcia
      Ty Garcia
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      !!!

  19. Loudscreamo
    Loudscreamo
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    I got a gf. And still want 4 wifes one day. Might definitely be some EGO in the process but still BELIEFS

  20. Rebecca Damilola Fayemi
    Rebecca Damilola Fayemi
    8 ամիս առաջ

    🍉

    1. Rebecca Damilola Fayemi
      Rebecca Damilola Fayemi
      8 ամիս առաջ

      🥃

  21. Pranit
    Pranit
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    Comedians on marriage amget.info/have/ioOHsn2ftXaag3g/video.html

  22. Elena Carter
    Elena Carter
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    Annnnnd this is exactly why I wouldn't stay with a guy for 8 years with no ring 🙄💀 that's tomfoolery they both wasting time fr... His delivery was dry too😬😬

    1. 2 Goats in a Trench Coat
      2 Goats in a Trench Coat
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      ^^ these fools act like they didn't just hear the routine. Homeboy admitted that he's not marrying his girlfriend because he's just wasting her time, waiting for someone better. Niggas love to act like women want marriage because they're gold diggers or they just want a comfortable life - no, it's because we never know if a man is actually serious until he proposes.

    2. Gavin Lee
      Gavin Lee
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      You don't have to marry, don't be foolish. Stop thinking of all the benefits you get through marriage.

    3. KidYoureAHomo
      KidYoureAHomo
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      you expect a ring with a baby and free ride for life by 8 years??

  23. 9keykey
    9keykey
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    He's afraid of commitment, so, he and his woman are wasting each others time.

    1. 9keykey
      9keykey
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      @imcryst4l take your own advise.

    2. imcryst4l
      imcryst4l
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      @9keykey who says they have to get married? Why should they feel like they have to get married even if they don't want to? Like you said earlier, if its not a money or tax thing, then all the marriage would be in this case is a document that says you love someone. Umm... why? What's the point? You say we live in a selfish society yet you still try to impose your views onto others? Let people live their lives and mind your own business

    3. 9keykey
      9keykey
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      @ScAnDeLeZ children are boyfriend and girlfriend. Once we become adults we should be able to move on. Hence I stated they were wasting each others time.

    4. Xavier Hawkins
      Xavier Hawkins
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      9keykey being afraid of commitment is less powerful than the feeling of being alone. It’s okay to be in love while also being afraid of love.

    5. 9keykey
      9keykey
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      @K R AY N E And i don't like that I gave my opinion and although you don't agree, you had to @ me. Also, i don't like being compared to people i don't know. Sincerely.....

  24. aaayyy
    aaayyy
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    This should be called “Dick in a Dyson”

  25. Brandon Ferg
    Brandon Ferg
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    Been waiting on this my nigga

  26. E K Daufin
    E K Daufin
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    If you’re living with a woman the random vagina time is over. Don’t like the views on marriage at the beginning but excellent writing and some deep philosophy about halfway through.

  27. harlemdeni
    harlemdeni
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    His hair has more shine than my future.

  28. Shaun M
    Shaun M
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    I guess I'm the only one seeing Chris Rock

  29. BooshMasterOriginal
    BooshMasterOriginal
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    For some reason the volume was low on this one

  30. OG Austin
    OG Austin
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    So deep and shallow at the same time. I didn't know if I was swimming, drowning, or i could touch bottom and I just didn't know it.

  31. QuinnTheSuperStar
    QuinnTheSuperStar
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    *Great😑 now I'll be thinking about that every time I see one of those hand dryers 😆😆

  32. simpski
    simpski
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    He looks like 16bit chris rock

  33. Jayde Dinnoo
    Jayde Dinnoo
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    Mad funny yo!, just wrk on da timing.

  34. Corey Holmes
    Corey Holmes
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    "How do you feed your ego when self love is not enough?" That's the damn question. You know it took him a minute to make that funny lol

  35. Dez Naomi
    Dez Naomi
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    “If you can still get it, that means you still got it” That’s a bar

    1. James Davis
      James Davis
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      That went completely over audience head

    2. Beezy_Builds
      Beezy_Builds
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      Facts

  36. Novus Kökatsuna
    Novus Kökatsuna
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    “ we just got through flu season” lol yea bud.. about that

  37. Human Being
    Human Being
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    facts

  38. Rudolph Goliath
    Rudolph Goliath
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    Not that funny but engaging...

  39. Afonso De Jorge
    Afonso De Jorge
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    his hairline is so crisp that even his hair is shining

    1. Rick Dain
      Rick Dain
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      Facts ussop

    2. John Covington
      John Covington
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      Toxic Potato wtf are you talking about? There’s nothing wrong with his hair whatsoever. He has a natural fade, and is sweating. What is it you’re trying to say?

    3. oRuTRa45
      oRuTRa45
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      Crispiest hairline in the stand-up comedy game.

    4. QUEEN FARHIYO
      QUEEN FARHIYO
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      He’s sweatin 💀💀 peep the sweat drippin from his head 1:45

    5. V6 Mustang
      V6 Mustang
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      Facts 😂😂

  40. leonard dylan
    leonard dylan
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    He is basically chris rock and pat oneal melted into one person

    1. TheDonBishop55
      TheDonBishop55
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      Not a bad amalgamation.

    2. oRuTRa45
      oRuTRa45
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      🤯🤯🤯

  41. Erwin Derfox
    Erwin Derfox
    8 ամիս առաջ

    “Sweating like your favorite deacon” 😂😂😂

  42. Dimp LeFreak
    Dimp LeFreak
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Since it's 2020... JOKE ALERT👇 . . . . . This dude looks like If Chris Rock got beat up.

  43. Dimp LeFreak
    Dimp LeFreak
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    Since it's 2020... JOKE ALERT👇 . . . . . This dude looks like If Chris Rock got beat up.

  44. Mrrsmtchll2
    Mrrsmtchll2
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    I've definitely heard the comparing marriage to a cellphone joke before.

  45. Aloe Fm
    Aloe Fm
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    This is a stand up and a Ted talk, very good 👌🏾

  46. Majkl Džekson
    Majkl Džekson
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    I feel sorry for his lady . If she's the right one, being in long-term commitment wouldn't even phase him...

    1. Gerald Boney
      Gerald Boney
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      @2 Goats in a Trench Coat If you don't think he's funny...cool. Funny is obviously subjective. Everything else you said is projection and speculation. You don't know this guy. You don't even know if he's really in a relationship, lol. Jamie Foxx used to do a joke about his pastor father and how everything his father did came with a bible quote, even playing basketball. Guess what? Foxx's father was not a pastor.

    2. 2 Goats in a Trench Coat
      2 Goats in a Trench Coat
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      @Gerald Boney he's not even funny tho... anyway, this man is obviously just talking about his life, and then adding in jokes about it. Most comedians talk about real things and then exaggerate some details, but it's not like the man is playing a character. He's talking about himself. If you can't see that the opinions he expresses are at least partly serious, then y'all are the ones who are missing something

    3. TheLilrod69
      TheLilrod69
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      @Gerald Boney I think they thought this was the real housewives of atlanta

    4. Gerald Boney
      Gerald Boney
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      Why do you feel sorry for his lady? This is a comedian telling jokes. Crazy that that needs to be explained lol

    5. TheLilrod69
      TheLilrod69
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      Its comeedddyyyyyyyyy

  47. Sarah lovee
    Sarah lovee
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    This is why they're by the door lol

  48. Dz Nutz
    Dz Nutz
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    Dude looks like a young Chris Rock.

    1. Dz Nutz
      Dz Nutz
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      @Zoodie in that screen shot he does look like him.

    2. Zoodie
      Zoodie
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      Yeah no he doesn't

    3. Isaah Wilder
      Isaah Wilder
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      It's crazy cuz he don't

  49. Mark Laws
    Mark Laws
    8 ամիս առաջ

    6th

  50. stayhappylittle mermaid
    stayhappylittle mermaid
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    If love becomes too painful, then it's time to let that love go and save yourself. You have to keep this in mind because you'll be able to find another love but not another self. -Robert Tew

    1. James Davis
      James Davis
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      I like and agree wholeheartedly with that reality. That was literally the choice i made in September of 2020 without reading this. But appreciate your knowledgeable aspect on all relationship decision. Much respect👊

    2. Human Being
      Human Being
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      live love laugh

    3. Mary Phagan
      Mary Phagan
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      Yeah but he’s got money.

    4. Hafsa KAMOUS
      Hafsa KAMOUS
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      Did you write this for his girlfriend? Because it’s like you put my thought into a quote right here..

  51. Mark Laws
    Mark Laws
    8 ամիս առաջ

    6th

  52. Nicholas DeBlasio
    Nicholas DeBlasio
    8 ամիս առաջ

    7th

    1. Jacki Moon
      Jacki Moon
      8 ամիս առաջ

      dovahh 27 I’m just playing LOL I think you were actually fourth!

    2. Nicholas DeBlasio
      Nicholas DeBlasio
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      Lol didnt see ya there

    3. Jacki Moon
      Jacki Moon
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      You’re 7th

  53. Ching Huê Hogaarts
    Ching Huê Hogaarts
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Last

  54. Alexandros Rose
    Alexandros Rose
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Fifth

  55. skyler sills
    skyler sills
    8 ամիս առաջ

    4th

  56. Otto Huber
    Otto Huber
    8 ամիս առաջ

    third

  57. Samantha Ryerson
    Samantha Ryerson
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Second.

  58. Brett
    Brett
    8 ամիս առաջ

    First.

    1. cringe
      cringe
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      Q: Why did Billy go out with a prune? A: Because he couldn't find a date!