Damien Lemon explains why he’s afraid of commitment and worries about missing out on one-night stands.
Original airdate: July 11, 2014
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Spooning After a One-Night Stand - Damien Lemon
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Does anyone else think he looks like a skinny version of Patrice o Neal
Smart, funny and handsome ✊
Hey, uh, angry women. You know y'all don't know him right? This is just his on stage representative. Just because someone makes a joke about their life doesn't mean they are honestly describing their life. Idk if you all knew that. 🤷🏾♂️
If you close your eyes or phone screen for the Air Blade bit, I promise you you’d think you were listening to Tracy Morgan 👏🏾👏🏾😆😆
Came here cuzI saw that clear skin and crisp line up
Agreed. Til you get an attitude do us part. LOL!
Not at all funny
Yo D I see you are still funny. Proud of you bro!
Good stuff
"I'm just livin my life. Just what I do" 😂😂😂😂🙏🙏🙏🙏
If you've stayed with the same partner for that long then you're already committed, married or not.
Dude reminds me of patrick ewing
Crazy thing is I been wit my girl for 9 years I proposed but still haven’t got married 😑
Like there's a whole lot of supermodels banging his door down, lining up by the thousands. Smh. Hate dudes with ego like this. Think all the pushy in the world is out there wanting him and God forbid he's committed to his girl and can't have all the vaginas lining up, banging his door down. Ya. Right.
Is this funny?
Dollar store chris rock
He looks like a swollen Chris Rock
Lowkey looks like Chris Rock and Patrice O'neal had a son
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I got a gf. And still want 4 wifes one day. Might definitely be some EGO in the process but still BELIEFS
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Annnnnd this is exactly why I wouldn't stay with a guy for 8 years with no ring 🙄💀 that's tomfoolery they both wasting time fr... His delivery was dry too😬😬
^^ these fools act like they didn't just hear the routine. Homeboy admitted that he's not marrying his girlfriend because he's just wasting her time, waiting for someone better. Niggas love to act like women want marriage because they're gold diggers or they just want a comfortable life - no, it's because we never know if a man is actually serious until he proposes.
You don't have to marry, don't be foolish. Stop thinking of all the benefits you get through marriage.
you expect a ring with a baby and free ride for life by 8 years??
He's afraid of commitment, so, he and his woman are wasting each others time.
@imcryst4l take your own advise.
@9keykey who says they have to get married? Why should they feel like they have to get married even if they don't want to? Like you said earlier, if its not a money or tax thing, then all the marriage would be in this case is a document that says you love someone. Umm... why? What's the point? You say we live in a selfish society yet you still try to impose your views onto others? Let people live their lives and mind your own business
@ScAnDeLeZ children are boyfriend and girlfriend. Once we become adults we should be able to move on. Hence I stated they were wasting each others time.
9keykey being afraid of commitment is less powerful than the feeling of being alone. It’s okay to be in love while also being afraid of love.
@K R AY N E And i don't like that I gave my opinion and although you don't agree, you had to @ me. Also, i don't like being compared to people i don't know. Sincerely.....
This should be called “Dick in a Dyson”
Been waiting on this my nigga
If you’re living with a woman the random vagina time is over. Don’t like the views on marriage at the beginning but excellent writing and some deep philosophy about halfway through.
His hair has more shine than my future.
I guess I'm the only one seeing Chris Rock
For some reason the volume was low on this one
So deep and shallow at the same time. I didn't know if I was swimming, drowning, or i could touch bottom and I just didn't know it.
*Great😑 now I'll be thinking about that every time I see one of those hand dryers 😆😆
He looks like 16bit chris rock
Mad funny yo!, just wrk on da timing.
"How do you feed your ego when self love is not enough?" That's the damn question. You know it took him a minute to make that funny lol
“If you can still get it, that means you still got it” That’s a bar
That went completely over audience head
Facts
“ we just got through flu season” lol yea bud.. about that
facts
Not that funny but engaging...
his hairline is so crisp that even his hair is shining
Facts ussop
Toxic Potato wtf are you talking about? There’s nothing wrong with his hair whatsoever. He has a natural fade, and is sweating. What is it you’re trying to say?
Crispiest hairline in the stand-up comedy game.
He’s sweatin 💀💀 peep the sweat drippin from his head 1:45
Facts 😂😂
He is basically chris rock and pat oneal melted into one person
Not a bad amalgamation.
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“Sweating like your favorite deacon” 😂😂😂
Since it's 2020... JOKE ALERT👇 . . . . . This dude looks like If Chris Rock got beat up.
Since it's 2020... JOKE ALERT👇 . . . . . This dude looks like If Chris Rock got beat up.
I've definitely heard the comparing marriage to a cellphone joke before.
This is a stand up and a Ted talk, very good 👌🏾
I feel sorry for his lady . If she's the right one, being in long-term commitment wouldn't even phase him...
@2 Goats in a Trench Coat If you don't think he's funny...cool. Funny is obviously subjective. Everything else you said is projection and speculation. You don't know this guy. You don't even know if he's really in a relationship, lol. Jamie Foxx used to do a joke about his pastor father and how everything his father did came with a bible quote, even playing basketball. Guess what? Foxx's father was not a pastor.
@Gerald Boney he's not even funny tho... anyway, this man is obviously just talking about his life, and then adding in jokes about it. Most comedians talk about real things and then exaggerate some details, but it's not like the man is playing a character. He's talking about himself. If you can't see that the opinions he expresses are at least partly serious, then y'all are the ones who are missing something
@Gerald Boney I think they thought this was the real housewives of atlanta
Why do you feel sorry for his lady? This is a comedian telling jokes. Crazy that that needs to be explained lol
Its comeedddyyyyyyyyy
This is why they're by the door lol
Dude looks like a young Chris Rock.
@Zoodie in that screen shot he does look like him.
Yeah no he doesn't
It's crazy cuz he don't
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If love becomes too painful, then it's time to let that love go and save yourself. You have to keep this in mind because you'll be able to find another love but not another self. -Robert Tew
I like and agree wholeheartedly with that reality. That was literally the choice i made in September of 2020 without reading this. But appreciate your knowledgeable aspect on all relationship decision. Much respect👊
live love laugh
Yeah but he’s got money.
Did you write this for his girlfriend? Because it’s like you put my thought into a quote right here..
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dovahh 27 I’m just playing LOL I think you were actually fourth!
Lol didnt see ya there
You’re 7th
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Q: Why did Billy go out with a prune? A: Because he couldn't find a date!