Chris Distefano Isn’t Worried About His Daughter

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Chris Distefano airs his frustration with pet parents and delivers an argument against planning pregnancies. (Contains strong language.)
Chris Distefano: Size 38 Waist
Original airdate: January 18, 2019
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  1. Victoria Crook
    Victoria Crook
    5 օր առաջ

    I'm glad he's reminding people that pet owners are not parents. I have six dogs and people are constantly referring to them as my children and my response is always it's different, I can lock mine up in cages and not get arrested lol

  2. nunya biznes
    nunya biznes
    6 օր առաջ

    "Everybody's coddled", says the poster child for white boy privilege and ZERO adversity. And he aint even funny with his boomer level of humor.

    1. Jason Dunne
      Jason Dunne
      2 օր առաջ

      You mad?

  3. J. Menacee
    J. Menacee
    12 օր առաջ

    Strap em up.. light em up 😂

  4. Mr Mone
    Mr Mone
    16 օր առաջ

    Upload more of him plz great set 👏🏿

  5. Raymond Harris
    Raymond Harris
    17 օր առաջ

    This dude was TOO FUNNY!!!!😂🤣😂 Great set...

  6. Atrain Raps
    Atrain Raps
    17 օր առաջ

    Lmao “you can bowl with bumpers if you want”

  7. Sangkha Pranad Hazarika
    Sangkha Pranad Hazarika
    17 օր առաջ

    Man his daughter is going to hate him 😂

  8. Abalila Tes
    Abalila Tes
    18 օր առաջ

    I am so glad to her

  9. Lauren L.
    Lauren L.
    18 օր առաջ

    I love Chris

  10. curtisnucmed
    18 օր առաջ

    He’s so damn pretty. I’m super jealous.

  11. james brander
    james brander
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  12. TomB Stone
    TomB Stone
    19 օր առաջ

    Ugliest hot man ever.

  13. Joe Y
    Joe Y
    19 օր առաջ

    I’m so glad to see Chrissy here getting the attention he deserves. Underrated

    1. Genesis Billy
      Genesis Billy
      8 օր առաջ

      @Joziah Devon Yea, have been watching on Flixzone for since november myself =)

    2. Joziah Devon
      Joziah Devon
      8 օր առաջ

      A tip : watch series at flixzone. Me and my gf have been using them for watching loads of movies during the lockdown.

  14. Anele Vilakazi
    Anele Vilakazi
    19 օր առաջ

    ok i loved this

    1. Fufa Shaheen
      Fufa Shaheen
      18 օր առաջ


    2. umm huh?
      umm huh?
      19 օր առաջ

      I didn't

  15. Reece Wilkinson
    Reece Wilkinson
    19 օր առաջ

    cant wait to see this on my recommended again in 3 years

    1. Terrance Miller
      Terrance Miller
      18 օր առաջ


    19 օր առաջ

    The more that we make life convenient, comfortable and sanitized, the weaker we become.

    1. Sovs
      18 օր առաջ

      so all rich people are weak i guess...

  17. Yellow Cake
    Yellow Cake
    19 օր առաջ


  18. Jake Airth
    Jake Airth
    19 օր առաջ

    I didn't know Ben Affleck did comedy, good for him.

  19. Liberty
    19 օր առաջ

    Good set. It's true... so many people just sheltered and "offended" all the time. Sick of it. How about 2 years mandatory service in the military branch of your choice? Many other countries do this, so should the States. Teach people how to be resourceful, respectful, have integrity, work as a team, have a little honor, etc, etc, etc.

    1. t b
      t b
      12 օր առաջ

      Hahahahahaha... I've met SO many military dudes who DO NOT have respect, integrity, ability to work as a team... Sounds like you're buying into the idea that the military makes a person better

    2. Terrance Miller
      Terrance Miller
      18 օր առաջ

      Not everyone needs to be in the service, can’t teach honor (see Dishonorable Discharge) & I wouldn’t want to work /live alongside everybody in close quarters just because they turned a certain age. ... there’s more creativity & innovative ways, maybe, we’ve yet to wrap our minds around 🤔

  20. Brett
    19 օր առաջ

    There was no "ADHD" when I was young. We only had a few "Hyper" kids running around. When they go too hyper, they got beat up or in trouble. They weren't a major problem. Also, I only knew one kid, in my entire childhood, that had something called "Asthma". I saw him get out of breath once. He just turned into a minor curiosity to other kids. He might not have survived. I never saw him again after 5th grade. No biggie. In our world, not all kids survived.

    1. Cassie Moreau
      Cassie Moreau
      6 օր առաջ

      @nunya biznes Uhhhh, no... Where do you get boomer out of anything I said?

    2. nunya biznes
      nunya biznes
      6 օր առաջ

      And if you flag me, youre a weak little snowflake, too.

    3. nunya biznes
      nunya biznes
      6 օր առաջ

      Youre a boomer, we get it. Now shut up

    4. Lisette S.
      Lisette S.
      17 օր առաջ

      @Cassie Moreau you guys really act as if you know what you're putting in your bodies. What good little zombies you make.

    5. Cassie Moreau
      Cassie Moreau
      18 օր առաջ

      @Lisette S. Good lord lady, like REALLY? You really woke up and decided that the best platform to spread your opinion about vaccinations would be in the AMget comment section of a stand up comedy clip... Get outta here with your weird ass, delusional and completely misguided antivaxxer nonsense. 🤦🏼‍♀️

  21. Robotic Gentlemen
    Robotic Gentlemen
    19 օր առաջ

    He ain't wrong...

  22. Dave Dunn
    Dave Dunn
    19 օր առաջ

    Hilarious 😂

  23. Edgar
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  24. Robert De Niro
    Robert De Niro
    19 օր առաջ

    Oh, I'm early.

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      Sanjay Bhalani
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