Roy Wood Jr. - Arsenio Hall Saved My Career - This Is Not Happening

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Roy Wood Jr. swears revenge on the boy band B2K after two of its members pan his set on “Star Search.” (Contains strong language.)
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  1. Comedy Central Stand-Up
    Comedy Central Stand-Up
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    Get ready to cringe - watch comedians’ most insane fails from This Is Not Happening here:

    1. Verity Y
      Verity Y
      26 օր առաջ

      I think there should be a moment of silence for all the morning listeners who were patiently waiting for their favorite song to finally come on 😂

  2. Barry Andersen
    Barry Andersen
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    I don't even know B2K but f*** B2K

  3. Paul Hammons
    Paul Hammons
    8 օր առաջ

    Man thanks for stopping me from killing folks. Try and stay happy man

  4. Marel Daal
    Marel Daal
    9 օր առաջ

    Loves the intro before he introduces himself!

  5. Esan F.
    Esan F.
    13 օր առաջ

    This is priceless!

  6. Jose Gringo
    Jose Gringo
    15 օր առաջ

    B2K? I thought he was talkin bout Kriss Kross but now I have no clue but it does ring a "funny" (not ha ha) bell 😂 Dont worry that "bell" is only a warning bell to run along my "merry" way when it rings. Like 😨🏃get me tf outta here. 😂

  7. DG 2
    DG 2
    18 օր առաջ

    Does anyone know of this story is true?

  8. B p
    B p
    19 օր առաջ

    lol why does he introduce his self

    21 օր առաջ

    Did he just introduce himself like he wus sumbody else?🤨🤨🤨

  10. Max Benson
    Max Benson
    22 օր առաջ

    That one person who listened to your radio station finally knows why they never heard any b2k songs

  11. Everette Bradfute
    Everette Bradfute
    24 օր առաջ

    Meanwhile at B2K headquarters: Somehow our sales gone down and in Alabama doesn't know about us, ever since we judged Star Search, you think it was that John Heffron guy?

  12. Indygenous
    25 օր առաջ

    Did he just introduce himself?

  13. Pale Amigo
    Pale Amigo
    28 օր առաջ

    Good advice by Arsenic Hall. They are plenty of Black people that will be protecting plenty of White people during a race riot. So many that the riot wouldn't get much momentum to begin with. Also, who in their right mind would put a 14 year old in charge of judging an adults comedy? Great story and video thank you!

  14. The Wendigo
    The Wendigo
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    Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Roy

  15. Dillon Djie
    Dillon Djie
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    The capable mailman intuitively perform because asia surprisingly fix to a cowardly sphere. secretive, spiritual stopsign

  16. Chris
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    Hahaha best story!

  17. Reggie Muhfuggin Regg
    Reggie Muhfuggin Regg
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    A new legend in the making

  18. Little Cozette’s Crew
    Little Cozette’s Crew
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    “So you think you can do narcotics?” 😂😂😂

  19. iChillypepper
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    I had to Google B2K so Roy won the war 🤣😂

  20. Jonathan Deutsch
    Jonathan Deutsch
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    Poor dude's gotta announce himself.

  21. dannytheman1313
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    Anyone else thinks Ari blew the budget on his intros because it seems like Roy doesn't get as much crazy stuff in his like this was the most over the top I've seen so far

  22. Zoluhwa
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    Birmingham, Alabama should thanks this man for protecting your ears from that garbage called B2K

  23. Anthony Riley
    Anthony Riley
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Now I want him to do the Hulk Hogan joke 😂😂😂

  24. Mike Dean
    Mike Dean
    2 ամիս առաջ

    The humorous dragonfly commercially prepare because gauge regrettably tap upon a didactic fork. intelligent, observant shears

  25. Rod Dedrick
    Rod Dedrick
    2 ամիս առաջ

    As someone who listened to 95.7 Jamz, when you clicked and dragged B2K to the trash bin every morning, you did us a favor.

  26. τhεShiττyShoω
    2 ամիս առաջ

    After all, Arsenio was right. Roy is now a succesful, respected comedian. I bet most people my age didn't even know who the fυ*%& B2K (or whatever) were XD.

  27. BCTD Marketing & Design
    BCTD Marketing & Design
    2 ամիս առաջ

    lol well he wouldn't have been the only one to put hands on them boys.

  28. Coach Walk
    Coach Walk
    2 ամիս առաջ

    What a great story.

  29. BighomieJ5x -
    BighomieJ5x -
    2 ամիս առաջ

    And I thought I was petty 🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♂️

  30. swuave29
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Roy looks like he got a mlk head...neck mustache and forehead

  31. katherine rodriguez
    katherine rodriguez
    3 ամիս առաջ

    The spooky alloy aetiologically curve because wine nutritionally tease around a like precipitation. finicky, phobic gasoline

  32. Justin Williams
    Justin Williams
    3 ամիս առաջ

    That Pettiness level is on infinite

  33. Rolando Arauz-Bryan
    Rolando Arauz-Bryan
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Baby in blue in the front is bad asf.

  34. Kunal Sarkar
    Kunal Sarkar
    3 ամիս առաջ

    anyone else search B2k songs on youtube after this?

  35. Extraneus
    3 ամիս առաջ

    was roy the one who got in trouble for saying there was gonna be a million dollar cash drop from a helicopter outside of a walmart in birmingham?

  36. TheMwendandu
    3 ամիս առաջ

    @Roy, well u didnt BOMB THIS show!

  37. Sean Smith
    Sean Smith
    3 ամիս առաջ

    That should've been on the Dave Chappelle player haters ball skit lol

  38. Hypermetamorphosize
    3 ամիս առաջ

    I can't be the only one who wants to know where to get a tux like that

  39. Shimen javid
    Shimen javid
    3 ամիս առաջ

    He is too good 👍

  40. Jesse Hudson
    Jesse Hudson
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Beat They Ass....yep Beat They Ass😂😂😂😂💙💙💙💙💙💙😂😂😂

  41. Colleen Benson
    Colleen Benson
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Hilarious when Roy announces himself

  42. jamaal Me
    jamaal Me
    4 ամիս առաջ

    He did the world a favor by hiding them CDs

  43. Damon Underwood
    Damon Underwood
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Way funnier than kevin hart

  44. tmanepic
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Did Roy just welcome himself to the stage?

  45. Marissa Wilson
    Marissa Wilson
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Some of the biggest stars lost Star Search. Beyonce', Britney Spears, and Justin Timberlake.

  46. utube mutube
    utube mutube
    5 ամիս առաջ

    so good , it has been years i did laugh like that hhhh

  47. Golden speed Guy YT
    Golden speed Guy YT
    5 ամիս առաջ

    No wonder b2k whent bankrupt

  48. Jennifer Cook
    Jennifer Cook
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Well just look at what's going on now! You're on one of the greatest night time talk shows with an amazing host in addition to still doing your stand up sets and no one even remembers who B2K is!

  49. Grizz Stouffer
    Grizz Stouffer
    6 ամիս առաջ

    Lolll! 😆 This petty is totally valid! I'd do the same. 👏👏👏

  50. Devante Baker
    Devante Baker
    6 ամիս առաջ

    Roy wood jr really isn't that funny he's jus loud an high pitched

  51. mike hunt
    mike hunt
    6 ամիս առաջ

    Gave him 2 minutes and didn’t hear anything slightly funny, thumbs down.. also, you can introduce yourself mr 3rd person omniscient

    1. mike hunt
      mike hunt
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  52. Will The Greatest
    Will The Greatest
    6 ամիս առաջ

    Roy ultimately is the winner in this because like most boy bands B2K didnt escape the early 2000s. Hell he legitimately crippled their growth lmao

  53. Dloin
    6 ամիս առաջ

    Fun Fact: B2K had a bad attitude and he never forgot it. And i bet you they took the bigger damage from it.

  54. Ragan Tate
    Ragan Tate
    7 ամիս առաջ

    LOL the header says arsenio saved his career BUT he enjoys watching other’s dreams get crushed?....🤔things that make ya go🤔

  55. Wind Roos
    Wind Roos
    7 ամիս առաջ

    This dude is so dam awesome 😂

  56. superbad2217
    7 ամիս առաջ

    The best part of this is that I witnessed his petty wrath xD! The morning show he produced (The Ricky Smiley Morning Show) was/is one of the top 3 morning shows in the Southeastern U.S. and Midwest. They NEVER played B2K lmao!

  57. doceclectick
    7 ամիս առաջ

    Roy wood jr for Fat panther......Not possible.....RIP King

  58. nong333
    7 ամիս առաջ

    I had to look up B2K after this because I've never heard of them before. You can tell how little of an influence they had in the music industry when their biggest claim to fame is not any of their music but rather a critically panned cheesy dance movie (All 4 members starred in You Got Served)

  59. virtual slayer
    virtual slayer
    7 ամիս առաջ

    I love that he announces himself

  60. Tony Lee
    Tony Lee
    7 ամիս առաջ

    I would sincerely watch So You Think You Can Do Narcotics....With A Star? Yes please!!

  61. Juan Reyes
    Juan Reyes
    7 ամիս առաջ

    My dude Roy Wood JR. Telling it like it is. Support you brotha and xant wait to see you live agaun

  62. Yes So
    Yes So
    7 ամիս առաջ

    Puppy's keep children off drugs.

  63. Shadow Love
    Shadow Love
    8 ամիս առաջ

    I've literally never heard of this "B2K". They look like a bunch of little fuckboys anyway.

  64. John Doe
    John Doe
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Did he forget about Hell’s Kitchen ? That’s reality about chefs

  65. TheresOnly1Stef
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Liked @ 1:26 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  66. Esethu Dlamini
    Esethu Dlamini
    8 ամիս առաջ

    I aspire to be this petty, I really thought i was the pettiest but noppe babygirl needs to level up! 😂😂😂😂Love this so much I'm in tears

  67. Esethu Dlamini
    Esethu Dlamini
    8 ամիս առաջ

    😂😂😂I've never laughed so much! This is one of his best work

  68. Jaime Vargas Alvarado
    Jaime Vargas Alvarado
    8 ամիս առաջ

    This is just absolute brilliance, its funny and relatable and just fucking good. Im so glad Arsenio Hall stoped him from beating up those kids jajajaj

  69. MzMysty83
    9 ամիս առաջ

    This guy is hilarious!

  70. BeshenayaVishnya
    9 ամիս առաջ

    We need Roy’s Netflix special!

  71. Diminishing Dimensions
    Diminishing Dimensions
    9 ամիս առաջ

    "The race wars have started, begin the preparation to protect the target"

  72. David K李誠彬
    David K李誠彬
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Totally petty, BUT I’m totally on his side, those little waste heaps had it coming.

  73. Currently Fishing
    Currently Fishing
    9 ամիս առաջ

    And where they now? Roy-1 b2k-0

  74. Cosmic Thanos
    Cosmic Thanos
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Im that way ill get my revenge 20 yrs later cause im petty that way n my Birthday sign is CANCER. P.S. this guys is Hilarious.

  75. Sirgeo Ellis
    Sirgeo Ellis
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    One bad joke ended b2k career 😂😂😂

  76. kaduzy
    9 ամիս առաջ

    I thought he was gonna end the set with the Hulk Hogan joke. Now I'm mad I waited.

  77. Jimmie Green-Ligon
    Jimmie Green-Ligon
    9 ամիս առաջ

    I just died. LMFAO!!!

  78. Sammie Saxon
    Sammie Saxon
    9 ամիս առաջ

    lol, I like how he introduces himself

  79. mikedeeinthahouse
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Roy is the man!!

  80. Tim G
    Tim G
    9 ամիս առաջ

    7:40 Guess I know where Roy is about now. lolz

  81. Mhlengi Ndlovu
    Mhlengi Ndlovu
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Markus Aurelius at the beginning hahaha

  82. Cyrus Hawkins
    Cyrus Hawkins
    9 ամիս առաջ

    B2K should've said a bad joke not have had a bad attitude 💀

  83. P Yang
    P Yang
    10 ամիս առաջ

    Damn you Roy, B2K is a boy band I could have lived without knowing about. Cuz of you I AMgetd those kids! I could have lived the rest of my life without knowing who the hell they were.

  84. mchepen
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  85. Simon Chapman
    Simon Chapman
    10 ամիս առաջ

    Arsenio Hall saved your career of revenge. Too much, little, weak, strong. You decide, there is more to do.

  86. ophelia kimble
    ophelia kimble
    10 ամիս առաջ

    Love it!

  87. Samson Dlamini
    Samson Dlamini
    10 ամիս առաջ

    B2K SUE😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  88. W Serba
    W Serba
    10 ամիս առաջ

    Oh So You Think You Can Do Narcotics? Is this how Michael Jackson died?

  89. inspectrgajit
    10 ամիս առաջ

    Love you Roy!

  90. Sydney Dwoskin
    Sydney Dwoskin
    10 ամիս առաջ

    Man I have been binging his comedy all day he is an amazing comic but first a story teller. This is so good I love it

  91. ComeAtMeBro
    10 ամիս առաջ


  92. DrDespicable
    10 ամիս առաջ

    You dropped a joke because it worked in clubs but didn't work on TV?! That's bullshit - people in clubs deserve as much or more than TV audiences, and I wanna hear that damn Hulk Hogan joke! Roy Wood, Jr., deserves more attention than he's getting - that man is hilarious!

  93. Sheran Walker
    Sheran Walker
    10 ամիս առաջ

    Paprika don't go wid duck leg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  94. John F
    John F
    10 ամիս առաջ

    the intros are always sick

  95. couldbahappychic
    10 ամիս առաջ

    Petty level was high.. Lol

  96. sunshyne87
    10 ամիս առաջ

    Its shameful how much I love his level of pettiness 😩🤣🤣🤣🤣

  97. Sedrick Jones
    Sedrick Jones
    10 ամիս առաջ

    That guy in the purple shirt looks like idris elba

  98. LuvlyLeo
    10 ամիս առաջ

    And where is B2K now? Who?!?!? 😂

  99. Sean Volk
    Sean Volk
    10 ամիս առաջ

    I was about to put hands on them boys

  100. Captain Nwalps
    Captain Nwalps
    10 ամիս առաջ

    No one gonna mention that he announced himself