Tinder Is the Ultimate Confidence Killer - Chris Tellez - Stand-Up Featuring

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Chris Tellez remembers discovering a chatroom full of lonely men complaining about Tinder and explains how he used to ruin his roommate’s dates. (Contains strong language.)

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  1. Garbouge Senior
    Garbouge Senior
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    Ya this is good back 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  2. Garbouge Senior
    Garbouge Senior
    4 օր առաջ

    Where were you I was getting worried I was about to call the cops let’s do this 😂🔥😂👌🏽

  3. Mullen
    Mullen
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    😂

  4. redhotjcc
    redhotjcc
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    Yes.

  5. trick willis
    trick willis
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Whole joke ends up advertising for swifter, however just tried, it does clean up a door quick & quietly

  6. fun_paparazzi
    fun_paparazzi
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Chad is Freddie’s son? I thought he was the lame half-brother from an unreleased Elm Street sequel

  7. John Carew
    John Carew
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Why didn’t he called them Nickel-Facts??? 😂😂😂

  8. Trey Jetson
    Trey Jetson
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    Girls on tinder just ego browsing to see who they could catch really.

  9. Magnus McCloud
    Magnus McCloud
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    this guy solid. I'll watch him live if he ever comes to my town.

  10. Alysse Winston
    Alysse Winston
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    😄😄😄😄👏👏

  11. morgengabe1
    morgengabe1
    2 ամիս առաջ

    The ender was a banger!

  12. matthew hoover
    matthew hoover
    2 ամիս առաջ

    I'm surprised they couldn't find a girl who loves weed and cheetos for him.

    1. Alysse Winston
      Alysse Winston
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      Exactly

  13. Zenzu
    Zenzu
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    The only glitch on tinder is that no female on the app will start the convo and no matter what you start the convo with they won’t reply , I get maybe 1-2 replies out of 30 matches

  14. klassic bella
    klassic bella
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Information technology =IT

  15. The Danny Kane Show
    The Danny Kane Show
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Comedy fucking sucks now.

  16. Augustus K Weah Jr
    Augustus K Weah Jr
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    fukn hilarious11

  17. Vince A
    Vince A
    2 ամիս առաջ

    This dude is hilarious

  18. STAN
    STAN
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Dude looks and sounds like Brian Redban

  19. ___
    ___
    3 ամիս առաջ

    the tinder glitch skit 😂

  20. g323g
    g323g
    3 ամիս առաջ

    He’s not that funny but relatable

    1. Gibbypastrami
      Gibbypastrami
      3 ամիս առաջ

      He's like a comic that will get a few chuckles out of me in a full standup but I've still got a smile on my face the whole time

  21. nate8930
    nate8930
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    "I helped start nickleback.. thats pretty f*%ked up"

  22. c
    c
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Rock climbing and kayaking. Add yoga, dog-lover , and spiritual

  23. Charlie Bucket
    Charlie Bucket
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Lmfa

  24. DetailedGaming
    DetailedGaming
    3 ամիս առաջ

    That guy is funny and has a great demeanor he should lean in more metaphorically. Hope he does more and bigger things I would like to get a laugh out it.

  25. Moneymade Tino
    Moneymade Tino
    3 ամիս առաջ

    why does he give off pete davidson vibes

  26. Ida Iversen
    Ida Iversen
    3 ամիս առաջ

    ❤️⭐️😜

  27. JVD 333
    JVD 333
    3 ամիս առաջ

    I never get people who hate on nickleback. They're a good band, with several multiplatinum hits. - Haters, I guess.

  28. marcos galarza
    marcos galarza
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Lmao tell me why I went to google if the Kroger thing was true just to find nothing and to come back to resume the video and hear him say nah I’m lying 😂

    1. R C
      R C
      3 ամիս առաջ

      Same!🤣🤣

  29. Vintage Indy
    Vintage Indy
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Doug from Internet Towers. Dead.

  30. Picha Dis
    Picha Dis
    5 ամիս առաջ

    First off, it is important to differentiate whether you’re getting no matches at all, or getting few, or fewer matches than you used to. If your problem is the latter, I’ve got you covered in the linked post. The second important distinction we have to make is whether you suddenly stopped getting matches, or you never got any from the start.

  31. michel-adrien Acadie
    michel-adrien Acadie
    5 ամիս առաջ

    He is funny and he looks like he is the same in real life

  32. Rabbles the Binx Productions
    Rabbles the Binx Productions
    5 ամիս առաջ

    He jokes, but the Nickleback songs that get wide radio play _are_ the worst songs in their catalogue.

  33. Monika Marciniak
    Monika Marciniak
    6 ամիս առաջ

    can't wait for his special, hahahah :D dead!

  34. Mike105
    Mike105
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    Tinder isn’t just for hookups, I met the love of my life and current wife on there. I had a lot of fun but after we met I cancelled my Tinder Gold membership and we’ve been together ever since.

    1. LifeOfLewi
      LifeOfLewi
      5 ամիս առաջ

      Are you being sponsored by tinder

  35. Dalibor Zíta
    Dalibor Zíta
    6 ամիս առաջ

    Do the American comedians steal from comedians from other countries? Because I heard that joke about using Tinder on a toiled from one Czech stand up comic already. :D

  36. ramseynbh88
    ramseynbh88
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    Kinda lame actually .,. Easily entertaning

  37. ramseynbh88
    ramseynbh88
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    Not that funny ... And I'll tell.him in person when. I see him

  38. Hazel Vazquez
    Hazel Vazquez
    6 ամիս առաջ

    Internet towers, 😂 I lost it after that

  39. Dylan Drake
    Dylan Drake
    7 ամիս առաջ

    IT: internet towers Dying

  40. Sean Reagan
    Sean Reagan
    7 ամիս առաջ

    It was funny but he doesn’t seem creepy

  41. kianna pob
    kianna pob
    7 ամիս առաջ

    You’d think this make people less judgmental with their physical standards but no lmao

  42. kianna pob
    kianna pob
    7 ամիս առաջ

    Ooooo

  43. Arnold Silva
    Arnold Silva
    7 ամիս առաջ

    Fucking hilarious

  44. TJ TJ
    TJ TJ
    7 ամիս առաջ

    A lot of hots and Nots LOL

  45. Ces G
    Ces G
    7 ամիս առաջ

    This guy rocks

  46. Terrell Mason
    Terrell Mason
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    It’s sad cuz Tinder is poppin in Austin lmao 🤣

  47. mhofi
    mhofi
    7 ամիս առաջ

    that was so damn funny!

  48. Sam Rothman
    Sam Rothman
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    LOL this guy good lol

  49. nethkenm
    nethkenm
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    Sounds like Tinder swiped left on that other guy. Even they're not matching with him.

  50. Dani 17
    Dani 17
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    Joke at 5:43 -“That’s why I stayed up this late” 😂 This guy did one of the best sets I’ve seen in awhile! Hope he gets a Netflix special

    1. Art
      Art
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      Netflix specials are trash, stay on AMget

  51. Kaymanpro
    Kaymanpro
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    Close your eyes and all you'll hear is a slightly younger Anthony Jeselnik

  52. Matt Leazer
    Matt Leazer
    8 ամիս առաջ

    A really solid set. He’s got the humor that C.K used to bring, but with his own personal twist. (Pls don’t cancel me for bringing up Louis D:) Also at 8:40 Spongebob laugh.

  53. Tyler Hudson
    Tyler Hudson
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    Lot of hots, lot of nots

  54. VanVardo Ventures
    VanVardo Ventures
    8 ամիս առաջ

    I'd swipe right...

  55. Ordinary Alien
    Ordinary Alien
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Underrated!

  56. Denise Renee
    Denise Renee
    8 ամիս առաջ

    "We hear the fuckenings begin" 🤣💀

  57. Denise Renee
    Denise Renee
    8 ամիս առաջ

    My stomach hurts from laughing!!!🤣

  58. The Funky Deep
    The Funky Deep
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Back facts were great

  59. tyriannadaine
    tyriannadaine
    8 ամիս առաջ

    I really thought the thing about Chad Kroeger being the same one who owned Kroger stores was true for a minute

    1. Alysse Winston
      Alysse Winston
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      Me too

  60. bobbo fisher
    bobbo fisher
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Who googled “IT” ?

  61. Brian
    Brian
    8 ամիս առաջ

    This guy is legit!

  62. Miloš
    Miloš
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Bomb set

  63. Mark Shealy
    Mark Shealy
    8 ամիս առաջ

    this guy is hilarious, great voice, great dark attitude

  64. yourbrain
    yourbrain
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Not sure what's so funny about the rapidly increasing inequality of male sexual access fostered by this toxic technology.

  65. LycanLink
    LycanLink
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Real talk: Nickelback's song "Never Again" is great. It's not soft like the Nickelback stuff you hear on the radio, and honestly, the song's kinda messed up. It makes me wonder if the band member who wrote it had a troubled childhood. But yeah, good stuff. Give this one song a chance.

  66. Sean Ramsay
    Sean Ramsay
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Slight look of Big Jay Oakerson (Hispanic version) and somewhat with the delivery and couple of jokes. Great comedian

  67. Elizabeth Buchl
    Elizabeth Buchl
    8 ամիս առաջ

    No, LOL IT stands for information technology :)

  68. Enasa Jackson
    Enasa Jackson
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Deep comedy clever 1st time!!!🤣

  69. Dennis Maina
    Dennis Maina
    8 ամիս առաջ

    That was intense.

  70. Shad GotEm
    Shad GotEm
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Texans are funny

  71. Rick St. Louis
    Rick St. Louis
    8 ամիս առաջ

    hilarious

  72. M VJ
    M VJ
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Blackpill

  73. Jaystings
    Jaystings
    8 ամիս առաջ

    He sucks.

  74. HMC7
    HMC7
    8 ամիս առաջ

    The last joke was awesome. By itself, it's a just a fairly silly joke, but the first Back Fact before it really made the second one shine.

  75. mohit tiwari
    mohit tiwari
    8 ամիս առաջ

    He can make anything creepy, funny.

  76. Crimson Nyte
    Crimson Nyte
    8 ամիս առաջ

    I was smoking while watching this and the ending legit made me laugh so hard i coughed on it. Im gonna be sooooo blazed. Thanks Chris! You were great!

  77. S E
    S E
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Huh, this actually makes me feel better about myself.

    1. Alysse Winston
      Alysse Winston
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      @Anthony Brown 😆ha!

    2. Anthony Brown
      Anthony Brown
      6 ամիս առաջ

      It makes me feel the opposite because I do extremely well with dating and having women in my bed. Im like, ayo just be funny and tell her you wanna eat honey mustard off her bootyhole, they l;augh and im like no fam, it works. Also pro tip, if you wanna compliment a woman, tell her her outfit is wack but her eyebrow game makes all her friends envious. Youre welcome.

  78. Tyler Zip
    Tyler Zip
    8 ամիս առաջ

    I legitimately had the Twitter glitch conversation with my friend 😂😂😂 I told my friend i wasn’t getting any matches and he said “me either I think it’s a bug in the app or something” and I said “nah I think we just are more unattractive than we assumed” LMAOOOO

  79. Jeremy Obando
    Jeremy Obando
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Best 10 minutes of standup I’ve watched all month. Funny as heck.

  80. Jose Luna
    Jose Luna
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Tinder 🤪

  81. RockMusic
    RockMusic
    9 ամիս առաջ

    very funny, and relatable rofl.

  82. Marcus Sebby
    Marcus Sebby
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Anybody else hear that laugh in the background 😭 5:33

    1. Aaron S
      Aaron S
      9 ամիս առաջ

      and again at 8:37 XD

  83. Reehana Taj
    Reehana Taj
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Forest Fridays. They had a Friday night in with the boys lol

  84. Sebastian Aguiar Brunemeier
    Sebastian Aguiar Brunemeier
    9 ամիս առաջ

    lmao

  85. Daniel Gordon
    Daniel Gordon
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Haven't seen a new genuinely funny comedian in a while. This guy is great

  86. Dante Colmenares
    Dante Colmenares
    9 ամիս առաջ

    What room is this ?

  87. Ryan Boddington
    Ryan Boddington
    9 ամիս առաջ

    this dude's a genius 🤣

  88. im19ice3
    im19ice3
    9 ամիս առաջ

    my hands lost all strength from the it joke

  89. cameron thompson
    cameron thompson
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Absolutely gold

  90. nunya biznes
    nunya biznes
    9 ամիս առաջ

    I don't think anything Nickleback has ever done will ever lead up to this guys routine based on them. Kudos dude. You made the ol "Back" worthwhile.

  91. Tom Turek
    Tom Turek
    9 ամիս առաջ

    It should be called girls wanting attention with massive egos

    1. RockMusic
      RockMusic
      9 ամիս առաջ

      or they just want you to follow them on instagram lol. i deleted tinder 4 years ago, it's really bad for your mental health, too, unless you're really, really good looking.

  92. ps
    ps
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Have you got a 'tender itch' down there? Download #TINDERGLITCH! (no money back *guaranteed!* ) 😁 Download NOW while stocks last.... And last! (unlike your relationships) Lol 😂

  93. jahni lee
    jahni lee
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Dude. .. Especially the end had me giggling like school girl oh my goodness hes so funny

  94. ArticruciA Williams
    ArticruciA Williams
    9 ամիս առաջ

    It's fat Pete Davidson

  95. AYEwhatido
    AYEwhatido
    9 ամիս առաջ

    That laugh at 8:40 was terrible

  96. lox ho
    lox ho
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Dude's funny af

  97. MiSTaH bOmBAsTiK
    MiSTaH bOmBAsTiK
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Now this guy's funny. Thanks for posting!

  98. t1m3l0rd
    t1m3l0rd
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Damn this set was gold.

  99. Seem Legit
    Seem Legit
    9 ամիս առաջ

    He looks like Pete Davidson's cousin.

    1. naynayr0xal0t
      naynayr0xal0t
      2 ամիս առաջ

      Ahhhhh yes, my attraction makes sense this way!

    2. Michael
      Michael
      4 ամիս առաջ

      @Bailey Tripp lasiK, and tbh he looks like him

    3. jafe s
      jafe s
      7 ամիս առաջ

      i got a Pete Davidson vibe too. I'm not sure if it's the look or the comedy 🤔

    4. Bailey Tripp
      Bailey Tripp
      8 ամիս առաջ

      Out of all the comparisons you could of made, how did you come to one so shitty and wrong? You need lasic

    5. ArticruciA Williams
      ArticruciA Williams
      9 ամիս առաջ

      his fat cousin

  100. Suzanne Bush
    Suzanne Bush
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Omfg I commented too soon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #Nickelback “That band is a nightmare.” 😜😜