The Best of Nikki Glaser

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Nikki Glaser’s best bits are finally all in one place, from her rant about maiden names to her explanation of how to use a diaphragm. (Contains strong language.)

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  1. You Up with Nikki Glaser
    You Up with Nikki Glaser
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    Every week, Nikki Glaser invites celebrities and fellow comedians to dish about everything from pop culture to the dirty details of their personal lives on her show, You Up. Subscribe to the brand new You Up channel for new episodes & clips every week:

    1. Gregory Neale
      Gregory Neale
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    2. Gregory Neale
      Gregory Neale
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      You had better treat her respectfully or else don’t leave comments Top Gun 2 soon?

    3. royalflush9532
      2 ամիս առաջ

      You are the Franklin Hart of comedy.

    4. Media Pool
      Media Pool
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    5. Lillian Boyd
      Lillian Boyd
      4 ամիս առաջ

      Y’all’s, Amy is still soooo good! Nikki and Amy are great! They both just have similar comedy.

  2. Max Miller
    Max Miller
    7 ժամ առաջ

    Not even joking....that is the truest joke like ever. I legit called my mom once to ask her maiden name for my bank account....and legit was even like "Can you spell it?" lmfao

  3. tiara Jaxkson
    tiara Jaxkson
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    Lol I have window shopped as CVS

  4. Downeaster MaineUSA
    Downeaster MaineUSA
    2 օր առաջ

    Her set gets old and tiring pretty quickly.

  5. fake conservatives
    fake conservatives
    2 օր առաջ

    White privilege comedy. Not funny

  6. Dellwin Durrett
    Dellwin Durrett
    2 օր առաջ

    The female version of Howard stern ,but worse looking, ,half the time her face doesn't match the rest of her body, looks like a 4yd old put it on

  7. The Hughes Gang
    The Hughes Gang
    2 օր առաջ

    She’s funny a little bit.

  8. Io1564
    3 օր առաջ

    Ditch scrapers! This woman is a riot!

  9. cap carleone
    cap carleone
    8 օր առաջ

    "Dad, Chris came inside me! Come here!" 🤣🤣🤣 I fucking lost it lmao

  10. Jhette Sanchez
    Jhette Sanchez
    11 օր առաջ

    I can listen to nikki like whole DAY

  11. Richard Sweeney
    Richard Sweeney
    12 օր առաջ

    Her style sucks

  12. OutAllNever
    15 օր առաջ

    I just found out about her and she's really great. So funny!

  13. Alen Padilla2007
    Alen Padilla2007
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  14. Scott Duflo
    Scott Duflo
    19 օր առաջ

    Female talks about sex. Wow, so funny.

  15. A-rob Is Beast
    A-rob Is Beast
    20 օր առաջ

    Wow , I’m surprised for a Thin lady she has really nice legs .especially her knees and the muscles on the top side of her heels . It’s so weird bc she is awkward . Lol her outer calves are actually on point also

  16. FlickTalk
    22 օր առաջ

    That first joke about the mom's name is just a poor joke, because when you're part of your mom's family some of her siblings/parents also have her maiden name, so you would definitely know it if you were her son....

  17. Simeon Evans
    Simeon Evans
    25 օր առաջ

    Such a great comic

  18. Thomas Hon, Jr.
    Thomas Hon, Jr.
    28 օր առաջ

    They're so hilarious, insightful, beautiful, and hate this thumbnail.

  19. Muggsy Axton
    Muggsy Axton
    29 օր առաջ

    I thought she'd be a huge star a few years ago. But, well, ya know...

  20. Israel Masebe
    Israel Masebe
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    6:37 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  21. Britt Nicole
    Britt Nicole
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    Lmao 😂

  22. Ronin
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    The nose needs some work but she has great legs !

  23. Don't panic
    Don't panic
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    I could date a female comedian.

  24. Netty Voyager
    Netty Voyager
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    most men are scared of empowered women they run away i love empowered women they have good imaginations i guess as you get older you just want to teach more :)

  25. Tymen
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    I don't get it she is funny, but she uses over used topics which makes her comedy sound generic.. It could be so much better

  26. Patricia Eroz
    Patricia Eroz
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  27. Gregory Neale
    Gregory Neale
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  28. Gregory Neale
    Gregory Neale
    Ամիս առաջ Eminem

  29. Gregory Neale
    Gregory Neale
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    Don’t let this go there please baby

  30. Gregory Neale
    Gregory Neale
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    Dumping 50 lbs is easy what’s hard is asking Nicole is she will

  31. Gregory Neale
    Gregory Neale
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    Big smile on you big dumb face

  32. Gregory Neale
    Gregory Neale
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    One last time baby

  33. Gregory Neale
    Gregory Neale
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  34. Gregory Neale
    Gregory Neale
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    Mi c k ey Peretti

  35. Gregory Neale
    Gregory Neale
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    I want Nicole as my wife and I think I know the joke how to do it... it’s the best I got

  36. Aadam Usman
    Aadam Usman
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    First time I've heard of her, definitely going to watch more....

  37. Yoan Yovev
    Yoan Yovev
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    I was expecting for her to be funny. She's not. She's not funny at all.

  38. Tom Y
    Tom Y
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    "best of Nikki Glaser?" not possible.. there is no best of unfunny.

  39. Eric Shepard
    Eric Shepard
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    I vote she does the bugs bunny tiktok challenge.

  40. James Keith
    James Keith
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    Yes she is gorgeous

  41. Aaron Lark
    Aaron Lark
    2 ամիս առաջ

    If God got one thing right in this world, it’s Nikke Glaser

  42. HanekomGideon
    2 ամիս առաջ

    She is indeed dropdead gorgeous😘

  43. Costi Haig
    Costi Haig
    2 ամիս առաջ

    She blocked me on Instagram /:

  44. Zika n Fina
    Zika n Fina
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Fina was here!

  45. K Ahmed
    K Ahmed
    2 ամիս առաջ

    She's one of the most underrated comedians of the last decade, male or female. It also doesn't hurt that she's beautiful and very sexy as well.

  46. Mark Alexander
    Mark Alexander
    2 ամիս առաջ

    My big teeth scrape a lot of D, too. I just tell guys to think of it as a free dermabrasion treatment ;)

  47. Mark Alexander
    Mark Alexander
    2 ամիս առաջ

    "He gave me a good philling" has EXACTLY the connotation, though lol

  48. ZøSø
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Nikki>Sarah>Amy 💯

  49. Northsider408
    2 ամիս առաջ

    This is not even funny💯

  50. Justin Laux
    Justin Laux
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    I'd pay a good amount of money to go on a date with Nikki Glaser.

  51. Mike.
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  52. J Fletch
    J Fletch
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    She is so much more funny than Amy Sherbert or Schumer. Way more funny

  53. Nikolaos Kalodimidis
    Nikolaos Kalodimidis
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    When men retreat from society, woman take over. So as well stand up comedy... and it is not funny, not a bit. Just boring, i guess i go back to dead George Carlin.

  54. scifiness
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    One thing, she has such aristocratic face features, like an ancient queen. And yet these Barbie-doll locks, oh. Compare her looks now to when she roasted Jimmy Carr and had short haircut.

  55. Jim Skenadore
    Jim Skenadore
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    The best of Nikki is where her legs meet😋

  56. Wilmer Jimenez
    Wilmer Jimenez
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    She’s so funny 😂

  57. Demic
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    What is it with female comedians only being able to make jokes about sex.

    1. Arjun Wali
      Arjun Wali
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      she literally talked about this in the video

  58. CNG
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    She seems sad, tbh. Are these the kind of women comedians our children are expected to look up to? Hard pass, if so. She's a mess emotionally and spiritually

  59. Eric Waldron
    Eric Waldron
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    (PSA)Public Service Announcement, Some names may seem familiar.

  60. David Fisher
    David Fisher
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    Those leggings and heels are killer. Wowah

  61. Valleyguy
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    Should be Nikki Glazed.😛

  62. Steve Ross
    Steve Ross
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    Go watch Sarah Millican......a funny comic.

  63. Goldenrod Willy
    Goldenrod Willy
    2 ամիս առաջ

    One of my best pickup lines worked 30 times or more. Whats long and goes all the way to heaven? Your legs.

  64. Adam Koehler
    Adam Koehler
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Her punchline about rogering vs filling was amazing

  65. JustLoveMovies
    3 ամիս առաջ

    She's so awesome! This is random, but has anyone noticed how she kind of looks like Celine Dion?

  66. Frank Tulumello
    Frank Tulumello
    3 ամիս առաջ

    I love her sense of humor as well as her bod !

    3 ամիս առաջ

    Nikki you are so cool and loveable. Never heard of you before but just great. Rob UK ❤️

  68. KL Rider
    KL Rider
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Saw her on the Degenerates. Just wow. Usually men have some adjusting to do in order to really enjoy female comedians but in her case, there's absolutely no need to.

  69. Saul
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    She is not funny!!!

  70. preapple
    3 ամիս առաջ

    ❤️ and 💋

  71. Dredd Mann
    Dredd Mann
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    Nikki Glaser is pretty funny. Much more funnier than Any Shumer and thats because Nikki Glasers jokes are all original. She actually writes her own jokes. You can tell she original in interviews. She doest have that I'm trying to hard go say a bit kind if feel. She just comes off naturally funny. She's great!!!

  72. Faisal Abubakar
    Faisal Abubakar
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Fun fact: Women keep their second name in Islam. Yeah, no one asked

  73. chody Mcdonald
    chody Mcdonald
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Lame as hell

  74. Sheri Lynn Bettevy
    Sheri Lynn Bettevy
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  75. SJ
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    Her, Whitney Cummings, and Sarah Silverman are the only female comedians that have ever made me laugh

  76. Felipe Lotas
    Felipe Lotas
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Hell of a lady. I guess you should be a navy-seal at least to survive a date with this woman.

  77. Anijg Ligg
    Anijg Ligg
    3 ամիս առաջ

    The faint fair nephew unexplainably advise because fork preferentially attempt for a aspiring kenya. mammoth, tight spear

  78. tyler bonser
    tyler bonser
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Her and natasha leggero are my favorite female comedians

  79. M J-F
    M J-F
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Why are people speaking about how she look like

  80. Sam Astrinidis
    Sam Astrinidis
    3 ամիս առաջ

    She is to comedy what Joe Rogan is to comedy. He's the brohead, she's the valley girl. Both have studied the science of comedy, but not the art.

  81. Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
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    6:19 :) So life-affirmingly, joyously adolescent in the best, most blissful possible way.

  82. Arinsgoodlooks
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    Dang she’s actually funny i enjoyed this

  83. Ryan Carty
    Ryan Carty
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    I have this teenage kid crush on her its ridiculous 😂

  84. Americo Pedroni
    Americo Pedroni
    4 ամիս առաջ

    I gave her a chance, two minutes in and she’s like every other female comedian, they should stick to Maxim or some occupation the patriarchy deems worthy of females. Are you triggered?

  85. Den M
    Den M
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    Nikki is so hot , And is funny AF

  86. Todd Summers
    Todd Summers
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Nikki legs in the business. Thank you.

  87. Puma Fist
    Puma Fist
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Here's a hint, lady. Your maiden name comes from the man that sired you.

    1. Puma Fist
      Puma Fist
      4 ամիս առաջ

      @Rob George is a simp.

    2. Rob George
      Rob George
      4 ամիս առաջ

      Here's a hint, Puma dude, this is a comedy sketch. :) Doh, it's not real life, it's scripted :)

  88. Tee
    4 ամիս առաջ

    she genuinely makes me laugh out loud

  89. noel hutchins
    noel hutchins
    4 ամիս առաջ

    I just noticed the Global warming issues should be presented to Flat-Earthers in language adjusted to suit their beliefs: like the threat of heat-fatigue reducing the ice rim and spilling our water into space: the threat of oil-drilling rupturing the basal strata and leaking out all the air and gravity: the threat of uneven distribution of human populations weigh on those areas, tilting Earth, aerodynamically increasing the threats of violent weather; they'll vote for climate change.

  90. Jennie Hunter
    Jennie Hunter
    4 ամիս առաջ

    She is probably the funniest female comedian

  91. roy boy
    roy boy
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Scraping is good.

  92. real person
    real person
    4 ամիս առաջ

    She actually funny 😂😂why couldn’t you stay a baby!!! I’ve thought it 😂😂

  93. John Smith
    John Smith
    4 ամիս առաջ

    She is a babe o a hand full in a great way

  94. Zaphod Beeblebrox
    Zaphod Beeblebrox
    5 ամիս առաջ

    So beautiful and funny. A man can dream.

  95. Sunny Smiles
    Sunny Smiles
    5 ամիս առաջ

    She is just sooo cute !! And sooo relevant Ellis Islannd Account

  96. Charles Curran
    Charles Curran
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Probably the only female comic I’ve ever found slightly funny

  97. Underrated Unity
    Underrated Unity
    5 ամիս առաջ

    She is fucking hilarious!!

  98. Todd Koch
    Todd Koch
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Your so hot Nikki,Let me know if you like older guys

  99. hardToSignUpHere
    5 ամիս առաջ

    When you are not that funny but you still want attention, as an attractive woman you can put a pair of seductive tights on and men will still come to see you.

  100. Lee Harris
    Lee Harris
    5 ամիս առաջ

    She’s a breath of fresh air and her comedy feels very British, always a step further, love her!