If The Rock Hits on You - Ron Funches

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Ron Funches explores the Black men archetypes that don’t get portrayed in mainstream media and imagines what he would do if Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson hit on him. (Contains strong language.)

Ron Funches: Giggle Fit
Original airdate: January 4, 2019

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  1. Fletcher Moore
    Fletcher Moore
    18 ժամ առաջ

    Ron has always just made me feel happy.

  2. Felicia Kelley
    Felicia Kelley
    2 օր առաջ

    Care Bear cousin inside..

  3. athews1976
    athews1976
    2 օր առաջ

    Yup, he is definitely an *OTAKU* representative.

  4. Luvuyo Vstro Mbuyazwe
    Luvuyo Vstro Mbuyazwe
    2 օր առաջ

    "...racism was more in your face, Everybody was doing it, nobody knew why. It was like PAWGs... Ha that's a weird joke" 😂 😂 😂 😂

    1. JuaniqueVerde
      JuaniqueVerde
      8 ժամ առաջ

      *Pogs

  5. Travel Channel
    Travel Channel
    2 օր առաջ

    Did he say pause? I totally didnt get it!

  6. JulesBOXXXX
    JulesBOXXXX
    2 օր առաջ

    Ahhh my new fave comedian crush, I’m hooked! What beautiful and harmonious deliveries in his wordplay. 👏🏽👏🏽Looking forward to more

  7. tony b
    tony b
    3 օր առաջ

    That's the most accurate thing ever said on youtube.

  8. E K Daufin
    E K Daufin
    3 օր առաջ

    I agree with your mom and she is NOT a racist. So sad.

  9. Russell Taylor Johnson
    Russell Taylor Johnson
    4 օր առաջ

    That smile Ron got when he said "Smell that *DICK* "... I felt that. That's the same look I get in _my eyes_ , and I'm actually GAY!

  10. Alexander Cofaxx
    Alexander Cofaxx
    4 օր առաջ

    Pogs. Felt that.

  11. Michael Rowlands
    Michael Rowlands
    5 օր առաջ

    "Maybe I am a Rock Bottom" lol

  12. Leigh
    Leigh
    5 օր առաջ

    Sounds like Cleveland from Family Guy

  13. Sharaud
    Sharaud
    5 օր առաջ

    I miss my slammers

  14. athews1976
    athews1976
    5 օր առաջ

    Noooooo, stop-it! Dat's gayyyyy.

  15. Rachael Thomas
    Rachael Thomas
    5 օր առաջ

    I'll hug you care bear cousin

  16. Sumn Slight
    Sumn Slight
    6 օր առաջ

    He was better when he was bigger . Congratulations on losing weight and staying healthy.

  17. Jaiden Arias
    Jaiden Arias
    7 օր առաջ

    God can help with everything! If anyone wants to talk/learn about God hmu please.

  18. Cameron J. Wallace
    Cameron J. Wallace
    7 օր առաջ

    That white girl doesn't have a black card? What you doing inside her?

  19. IssTrip
    IssTrip
    7 օր առաջ

    I feel like an asshole for being the one person not finding any of this funny.. I’m usually easy.

  20. Gerron53
    Gerron53
    8 օր առաջ

    Please let me recommend a smart and funny Brazilian comedy on Amazon Prime Video: "The Unfailing Mission of Renildo Salvador".

  21. RoxStarBarbie
    RoxStarBarbie
    8 օր առաջ

    I respect the POGs joke.

  22. Mike Lewis
    Mike Lewis
    8 օր առաջ

    King Shark doing stand up

  23. Khamari Waters
    Khamari Waters
    8 օր առաջ

    Never mind me I'm just high

  24. Jay Shweet
    Jay Shweet
    8 օր առաջ

    He's got that 'Fred' vibe and mannerism from Courage the Cowardly Dog. Really funny tho.

  25. Clay Sanford
    Clay Sanford
    9 օր առաջ

    jay see probably a white girl...lol

  26. Tommy Schadler
    Tommy Schadler
    10 օր առաջ

    She doesn't make the laws or anything 😆 😂 🤣

  27. JD
    JD
    10 օր առաջ

    That pogs joke wassss goooodd

  28. Shaun Lee
    Shaun Lee
    10 օր առաջ

    "Maybe I am a rock bottom!" bwahahah

  29. Soos Imposter
    Soos Imposter
    10 օր առաջ

    Damn he SLIMMED down he fit now

  30. Leanora McCarthy
    Leanora McCarthy
    10 օր առաջ

    Rock Bottom is the perfect name for...that lmao 😂😂🤣🤣

  31. Krwiomocz.Bogurodzicy Ⓥ
    Krwiomocz.Bogurodzicy Ⓥ
    10 օր առաջ

    Damn... I should diet...

  32. Shade23
    Shade23
    11 օր առաջ

    I wish I could be as free as Ron is, he looks so genuinely happy, because he's not repressing himself at all. He's happy with who he is, I want that.

    1. Shade23
      Shade23
      6 օր առաջ

      @A C heh easier said than done, I'm working on it though

    2. Homer Simpson
      Homer Simpson
      8 օր առաջ

      @A C Easy to preach, I'd be willing to bet even you hide behind something like filters for photos.

    3. A C
      A C
      8 օր առաջ

      Then go be happy. It’s the 21st century. You’ll regret it when you get old.

  33. Keep Moving
    Keep Moving
    11 օր առաջ

    Vision board! 😍

  34. Reviews By Jacob
    Reviews By Jacob
    11 օր առաջ

    Ron Funches is a Funches.

  35. 1FlyYoungFella
    1FlyYoungFella
    11 օր առաջ

    Born in 87....senior high school chip in ‘03?

  36. Miah Venture
    Miah Venture
    11 օր առաջ

    if you love ron check out his twitch or watch chopped 420 on discovery+

  37. Pembroke Love
    Pembroke Love
    11 օր առաջ

    Come for the Dragon Ball Z, stay for the Quantum Leap.

  38. LeavingSamSarah
    LeavingSamSarah
    11 օր առաջ

    I met Ron briefly a while ago and he was such a literal angel. He really is a carebear cousin hahaha

  39. Sir K0rr0s1v
    Sir K0rr0s1v
    11 օր առաջ

    Is this the tetris f*ck guy?

  40. max finger
    max finger
    11 օր առաջ

    I've heard someone describe the feeling after meeting Ron Funches as getting a warm hug. We should all aspire to be more like Ron.

  41. 187nellybelly
    187nellybelly
    11 օր առաջ

    Awww he is Ron Funsize here!

  42. TXLa PeaceLove
    TXLa PeaceLove
    11 օր առաջ

    This set would have been funny without him talking about what “black women” like as partners but in the same breath say that there are all types of black men. There are all types of black women, too, and not all us want a “strong, dominant, tough” black man which, in the way he is using it, comes off as the stereotypical black man. This is coming from black woman who loves Hunter x Hunter and Death Note.

    1. theonlygeezy
      theonlygeezy
      11 օր առաջ

      @TXLa PeaceLove "it is very clear he is using tired old stereotypes" Wrong. He was talking about real life. Lesson: When you're talking about your own experience and giving context, that is not stereotyping. You have a problem that some stereotypes are true, not that he was doing it.

    2. TXLa PeaceLove
      TXLa PeaceLove
      11 օր առաջ

      @theonlygeezy it is very clear he is using tired old stereotypes for laughs like some comedians do but shouldn’t be surprised when, especially in this era, people are offended and/or find it unfunny. That’s all. Also you don’t know my life or my experiences to say whether or not you have “way worse” stories about black women. This isn’t a contest of who had it worst in life. In any event, ✌️ and light.

    3. theonlygeezy
      theonlygeezy
      11 օր առաջ

      @TXLa PeaceLove If you started using your own experiences, you could do a set. I've been around "black women" my whole life. Anything you say about men, I have worse about the women. Stereotyping the opposite sex publicly across the internet is a good example of that. And this argument is fake. Ron didn't even stereotype. You need to re-watch the video.

    4. TXLa PeaceLove
      TXLa PeaceLove
      11 օր առաջ

      @theonlygeezy He is one of millions of black men in the USA and, like he said, all with different experiences. The same for black women like myself. If I started using my own experiences and telling them as universal truth, it would not be good for black men. But I know not to do that, because my limited experiences doesn’t apply across the board.

    5. theonlygeezy
      theonlygeezy
      11 օր առաջ

      He's talking about his experiences, which are similar to many black men around the country. This is his reality, not yours.

  43. Rude Valve
    Rude Valve
    11 օր առաջ

    Certified Gold!!!!!

  44. Estel Getty
    Estel Getty
    11 օր առաջ

    World’s. Best. Smile.

  45. Alison W
    Alison W
    11 օր առաջ

    7:32 @Bloodbath #Bloodbath Pogs!

  46. Alison W
    Alison W
    11 օր առաջ

    Love your suit Mr. Ron Funches. Love your talent too.

  47. Muntasir Ali
    Muntasir Ali
    11 օր առաջ

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  48. RPRsChannel
    RPRsChannel
    11 օր առաջ

    HOLY WEIGHTLOSS, BATMAN!

  49. Mia Brown
    Mia Brown
    11 օր առաջ

    Ok so he's bi?

    1. Rsm Ct83
      Rsm Ct83
      11 օր առաջ

      Only for the Rock

    2. Cj McG
      Cj McG
      11 օր առաջ

      ya he bl unless he got a distant wh ancestor maybe

  50. Mr. Super Nintendo Chalmers
    Mr. Super Nintendo Chalmers
    11 օր առաջ

    Ron Funches is sunshine mixed with sugar. We must protect him at all costs.

    1. Jaiden Arias
      Jaiden Arias
      7 օր առաջ

      God can help!

    2. Jaiden Arias
      Jaiden Arias
      7 օր առաջ

      If anyone wants to talk/learn about God hmu please

  51. MsTerraStar
    MsTerraStar
    11 օր առաջ

    I WAS SCREAMING AT A ROCK BOTTOM 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  52. noel hutchins
    noel hutchins
    11 օր առաջ

    Everyone should all just put racism aside and consider, all races look the same in infra-red: if a predatory nocturnal lizard creature is prowling through the neighborhoods, you will look just as neon as the next person: all of our stink-trails lead back to ourselves; weather its boiled-cabbage or perfume or fry-grease or bologna-water or funk, a heat seeking hungry predatory monster would capitalize on how same we all are, not on our differences.

  53. Kingof Grim
    Kingof Grim
    11 օր առաջ

    This is amazing I love his smile

  54. Lloyd Avontuur
    Lloyd Avontuur
    11 օր առաջ

    Maybe I am a Rock Bottom! 😂

  55. eQuelizer
    eQuelizer
    11 օր առաջ

    This wasn’t funny just weird, really weird

    1. eQuelizer
      eQuelizer
      10 օր առաջ

      @Elizah Howard wasnt trying to be funny, im stating an opinion, and im not sure what wierd means

    2. Elizah Howard
      Elizah Howard
      10 օր առաջ

      You’re not funny you’re wierd

    3. Geno
      Geno
      11 օր առաջ

      Cap

    4. Boring Goose
      Boring Goose
      11 օր առաջ

      Wrong

  56. Seetiyan
    Seetiyan
    11 օր առաջ

    Comedy that's based on reality! A number of black men are dating white women not cause that's their first choice, but cause they're just nice, calm dudes and black women aren't giving them the time of day.

  57. Mary Rose Kent
    Mary Rose Kent
    12 օր առաջ

    I ♥️ Ron so much!

  58. valeforedark
    valeforedark
    12 օր առաջ

    He doesn't even live in USA atm does he ? I don't believe his business is in USA anyway. Dat tax evasion

  59. Flora
    Flora
    12 օր առաջ

    He’s hilarious!

  60. TK94 2687
    TK94 2687
    12 օր առաջ

    you know how sometimes a person is described as "lighting the room with their smile"? this. this is the person

    1. Taryn Morvillo
      Taryn Morvillo
      3 օր առաջ

      @Camille Cotton PPPPPFFFFFFTTTT!!! 🤣😝 ☠️ Yo I wasn't really awake yet - why isn't there a "snarfing of coffee" emoji? - but NOW I am! Ya'lls know it's gonna be a great day when you wake up cracking up! Thank you!

    2. Camille Cotton
      Camille Cotton
      4 օր առաջ

      @Taryn Morvillo more like BIKINI bottom... you’re next in line though 😆👩🏼🤌🏽 I see what you did there so I did a thing too lol

    3. Camille Cotton
      Camille Cotton
      4 օր առաջ

      Exactly this!!!!!!! ☝🏽🖖🏽🌝⭐️

    4. Taryn Morvillo
      Taryn Morvillo
      5 օր առաջ

      That smile is EVERYTHING. If only I was Duane "The Rock" Johnson. I mean, I'm a white girl, but that's soooo far beneath Rock bottom.

    5. Rachael Thomas
      Rachael Thomas
      5 օր առաջ

      True

  61. Roland Johnson
    Roland Johnson
    12 օր առաջ

    Painful to watch... Sad how so many black men in TV, movies, media etc. feel the need to emasculate themselves for clout due to Hollywood's normalization of the demonization of masculinity. Especially in black men. Smh...

    1. Roland Johnson
      Roland Johnson
      11 օր առաջ

      @KolaLoka I never said anything about aggression. Dominance, however, while not mandatory, is one of many traits and/or characteristics of masculinity.

    2. KolaLoka
      KolaLoka
      11 օր առաջ

      Being aggressive or dominant doesn't make anyone masculine. Ron raised a fine son, he's a man and whatever projection people want to make on him just because he's gentle can't take that away.

    3. Dave
      Dave
      11 օր առաջ

      @Roland Johnson i think you conflate strength with dominance. You are wrong.

    4. Roland Johnson
      Roland Johnson
      11 օր առաջ

      @Boring Goose Nothing about him says strength, power or dominance in any way, shape or form. The definition of emasculation.

    5. Boring Goose
      Boring Goose
      11 օր առաջ

      He isn't emasculated. He is just himself

  62. Mpencett
    Mpencett
    12 օր առաջ

    is he a voice actor I feel like I have heard his voice somewhere

    1. cutaway79
      cutaway79
      11 օր առաջ

      He was in Trolls.

    2. Mpencett
      Mpencett
      11 օր առաջ

      @Eastside Reviews oh yeah

    3. Rumple foreskin
      Rumple foreskin
      12 օր առաջ

      He's pickle rick.

    4. Eastside Reviews
      Eastside Reviews
      12 օր առաջ

      He's King Shark on the Harley Quinn cartoon.

  63. Dre Ross
    Dre Ross
    12 օր առաջ

    DBZ ninja 🤣🤣🤣

  64. Kellie Brown
    Kellie Brown
    12 օր առաջ

    I. Love. This. Guy.!!! 😂 I totally get his "I'm not that kind of black guy" bit. ❤️🖤❤️

  65. silentjay01
    silentjay01
    12 օր առաջ

    I never got into POGs but lord, for like one school year, it was some peoples' whole identity.

    1. Johnny Lee Green
      Johnny Lee Green
      5 օր առաջ

      Thank you for clearing that up! Because I swear to GOD he meant "PAWG" 🤣 so I was with him til he said the homey had a banger in his pocket "right NOW".. I was like "....on his phone...????" 😝

    2. Poseidon
      Poseidon
      8 օր առաջ

      @KNG Damon They’re just the fidget spinners of a previous generation, cool for one year then gone and “cringe”

    3. silentjay01
      silentjay01
      10 օր առաջ

      @KNG Damon I'm sure it had something to do with having pop culture images on them. By having still of you favorite shows & characters, you could build a stack that represented your interests. Add to that the dopamine hit of collecting and the adrenaline hit of winning others' pogs, and you had a great way for kids to flex on each other at an age before most had anything to call their own, like a car.

    4. KNG Damon
      KNG Damon
      10 օր առաջ

      I’ve scoured this comment section or people who remember POGs but no one can explain how it just took over then vanished.

  66. handidrummed
    handidrummed
    12 օր առաջ

    I've loved Ron since @midnight

  67. Steel
    Steel
    12 օր առաջ

    He had me a "Dragonball" 😍😍😍😍😍 OTAKU REPRESENTATIVE!

  68. Lou-Ann Daprato
    Lou-Ann Daprato
    12 օր առաջ

    Funny

  69. Luc Bac
    Luc Bac
    12 օր առաջ

    I so want The Rock to make a reaction video. 🤣

  70. KDF Kdf
    KDF Kdf
    12 օր առաջ

    Knew the so am i was coming.

  71. MrNMrsBruhh TM
    MrNMrsBruhh TM
    12 օր առաջ

    😂😂😂😂😂🤣

  72. KDF Kdf
    KDF Kdf
    12 օր առաջ

    How his voice got deep bragging about being a dragonball geek. Love it.

    1. Jaiden Arias
      Jaiden Arias
      7 օր առաջ

      God can help!

    2. Jaiden Arias
      Jaiden Arias
      7 օր առաջ

      If anyone wants to talk/learn about God hmu please

  73. Givulinovich
    Givulinovich
    12 օր առաջ

    I fell in love with Ron when I first heard his bit about moving to Oregon. His giggle is freakin’ adorable.

  74. Mr S
    Mr S
    12 օր առաջ

    Heyyy

  75. T K
    T K
    12 օր առաջ

    Rock bottom! Ha! Love him so much. He's so cute I bet he does have a vision board!!

    1. Rohypno tist
      Rohypno tist
      12 օր առաջ

      He does , i heard him talk about that on some podcast .

  76. Isom Bryant
    Isom Bryant
    12 օր առաջ

    Ron always delivers!!

  77. Myka-El Myra-El
    Myka-El Myra-El
    12 օր առաջ

    I want SO MUCH for The Rock to see that bit and react to it in a video!

    1. Myka-El Myra-El
      Myka-El Myra-El
      9 օր առաջ

      @John O'Neill Thanks! I'll go check it out!

    2. John O'Neill
      John O'Neill
      9 օր առաջ

      The rock tweeted at Ron, He's definitely seen it

    3. Rumple foreskin
      Rumple foreskin
      12 օր առաջ

      I want SO MUCH for the low brow trash that watch react videos to die.

    4. Myka-El Myra-El
      Myka-El Myra-El
      12 օր առաջ

      @KDF Kdf I second that emotion!

    5. KDF Kdf
      KDF Kdf
      12 օր առաջ

      Yesssssssssss!

  78. Monky Dollqueen
    Monky Dollqueen
    12 օր առաջ

    Awsome