Deon Cole lists off some of his deep day-to-day observations and insists that black people have trouble remembering the names of white celebrities. (Contains strong language.)
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Questions That Will Blow Your Mind - Deon Cole
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lmao but for real yall better eat free range meat!
There were B,C,D batteries.They stopped making then in America.There B batteries in Europe,but no 1 buy them.
Bruh.... lol.... put the dabs down lol...
Funny from beginning to end🤣🤣🤣🤣
b batteries joke is demetri martin's bit
He knows about morbid obesity...I first saw him doing comedy as a I'll dressed fat comic. If it wasn't for the face hidden under the fat it took me a year to recognize him and his note pad crossing off good and bad jokes on stage. Big difference he should remember.
I love this guy esp from Blackish and wen I looked up his networth I was disappointed by wat I saw
He wrote for Conan O'Brien and he also writes for the show blackish I love that show he is such a good writer he's so talented and him being sexy doesn't hurt the eyes at all and he's funny as hell everything he comes up with is just so funny and just wanted him to know that we love him as a comedian and a writer an actor and many more things that he's became God bless you and may your career get even better
He is sexy and funny !!!!! ❤️
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if denzel washington was a comedian.
Hilarious 🤣
Denzel?
It’s that old spice dude
Issa joke
Damn Im eating a fucking salad watching this and he make me feel fat xD
aint that obesity joke Katt William's joke?
Dude looks like a blend between Lionel Richie and Jeff Goldblum😭😭😭😭
B batteries are oooooold :P
Talks about Obesity. Cameraman: aight, let’s zoom in on these here big people.
Interesting questions!
This dude is good , but hey I'm black I go to work everyday like the energizer bunny B battery 1🤣
I love how he gets pigeon toed sometimes lmao
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He is so sexy and funny love his jokes ❤️
Soulja boy heard this routine and started flooding the market with electronic products.
Was Demetri Martins B battery joke told befor ?
Eve wasn’t the first woman on earth it was Lilith look it up
Why it ain't no B 🔋🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I mean he right I had no idea who Batman's actor was
I always think about the murderer inside the house joke. I always feel weird driving away after dropping someone off at night
Dimitry Martin had a joke about B batteries way back in the day. Look it up
He looks like the black guy from Dead Island
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best comedian
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Black battery? Racist.
Well you got Double A's and Triple A's....whatever happened to the Single A's..? One A not good enough or something? Gotta have that double team and the three way too...bunch of greedy people i sware. 😂....not that i blame them. Lol
Needing this!!!
S T O P R A P E I N G B A B I E S Looking back to when / the "black agenda" attached their cognition / to my understanding\ that's how "Adrian" / knew what to do/ / / before ,2014 / they simply couldn't understand the physics behind ressurection(and still cant) /// ... I can explain in further detail
Dudes funny😁
#DemetriMartin
Totally right!
Just to let you know Mr. Deep Thinker. Adam and eve weren't the first people on the earth. In Genesis chapter one on the sixth day God created man from "dirt" of the earth. Male and female in his image he created them. On the seventh day he rested. The Hebrew word in this chapter for man means "the people of the land." In Hebrews chapter 2 God created the garden of eden. God then created man from the "dust" of the earth and placed him in the garden. The Hebrew word used here for man means "the man adam." It wasn't until years later that God says it isn't good for man to be alone. Let us create a help meat for him. (Example: pet dog, pet cat) So he created all the animals and brought them before Adam and he named all of them and to this day their names are still the same. Out of all the animals a help meat was not found. So God put Adam in a deep sleep removed one of his ribs and created woman. Can you see the differences in creation between man in chapter 1 and man in chapter 2. Not only that did you take notice that God in all his wisdom chose to try and find a help meat for Adam amongst the animals first before even considering a woman. This story alone told on stage would mess up a whole lot of people's way of thinking. Moral to the story is if you can't find a significant other for yourself then get a pet. Everyone needs to love and be loved.
Dean. if you're reading this, your comedy is really good. Thanks for the pondering jokes.
I laugh every time they show the fat people after his fat jokes
Beats by Soulja boy I’m dead 🤣🤣
blacks always involve race. always.
He look like young denzel, like training day denzel
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Why the camera man switch to the only big ppl in the crowd😭
4:36 Straight up clones!?
Belly buttons... bammm. LOL.
BITCH HE WAS BATMAN😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂
Bitch he was Batman!!!😭😭😭😭
Its in the pause people ! Its in the pause!
Genius
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
There are B batteries. just not commonly sold in US
Shout Out To Dean Cole
He brings up VERY valid points.
"Thaz my man, he's hilarious..." got me laughing harder than the original kings of comedy.
😂😂😂😂
This joke is so old I read it in a 1930s radio announcer voice... 😂
So... Are you done! 🤔
So
Damn he wrote for Conan?
You can hear a lady in the crowd absolutely dying and it's the best hahaha
Genius. How have i never seen this?
I'm too high for these questions
4:11...camera man...you wrong for flashing to the fat couple!
Because the painter has a naval duh
the prediction is at 2:57
00:12 Q: Why aren't there any "B" batteries? A1: There are. They are 1.5-volt batteries used with British and Russian wiring used with flashlights and other portable electronics. A2: There used to be rectangular "A", "B" and "C" lead-azide batteries used with American old-timey vacuum tube wireless radios. The "A" pack heated and powered the vacuum tube, the "B" pack charged the plate inside the radio, and the "C" battery ran the grid that regulated the plate's charge. Advances in technology eliminated the need for the "C" battery and eventually the invention of plug-in radio sets and indoor electricity outlets made "A" and "B" battery packs redundant. When they came up with portable radios, they used the parameters for the old battery packs for the new cylindrical batteries. Since there were no electronic devices using the "B" pack voltage range, it was unused.
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“Bitch he was Batman.”
Nra went bankrupt trump impeached again
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LMAO 🤣
Idk why but the "Beats by Soulja Boy" line killed me 😂
don't know why but he reminds me of sho'nuff
I’m watching this while I’m high😭
I’m gone keep eating these overwhelmed chickens😂😂😂
Those leather pants are massive
How much did he pay for those hefty bag pants
Funny thing is Soulja Boy actually has headphones now lol
Yo he's funny as hell I saw him in Atlantic City yo he killed it
first joke from Demetri martin
This dudes underrated af! LOL
The actors and actresses part is true.
Wahhoo so right about Adam and Eve!!! U R SO AWESOME!!!🤣🤣👏👏👏👏
Bitch, He is Batman!! 🤣🤣🤣
camera man wrong as hell 😭
lol they did used to make b batteries but only used widely in Europe till the 70s. but its not around anymore bummer.
Freaking kids man I told that battery joke to my kids and thy Google it and mess the joke up forget them it was funny can’t get this kids no more with cell phone u no how many Stories I believe when I was little all this Technology and phone I question my hole child hood
I remember watching an old ass clip of him back in 2009 or something and he was thicc and scribbling in a memo pad. Now he's THICC FIT and funny as ever!!!!!!
You don't have to deal with that your WHOLE life...
"It's delicious and it's gone be delicious" 😭
B batteries, commonly called "radio batteries" are actually fairly high voltage and specialized use. They were much more common in the 40's and 50's. I have an old electrical multimeter that has 2 of them for power.
4:13 This is perfect coming from Deon because he used to be overweight lol
Love him. Heard him years ago in nyc but still relevant
*starts to play **3:25** everyday*
When he said why it ain't no b-batteries made me bust a gut and then I started thinking bout it LMBAO
"let me see if it's still delicious" lollll