Questions That Will Blow Your Mind - Deon Cole

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Deon Cole lists off some of his deep day-to-day observations and insists that black people have trouble remembering the names of white celebrities. (Contains strong language.)
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  1. 38ktgold
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    lmao but for real yall better eat free range meat!

  2. Lugiee Delfonte
    Lugiee Delfonte
    5 օր առաջ

    There were B,C,D batteries.They stopped making then in America.There B batteries in Europe,but no 1 buy them.

  3. Miss Adams
    Miss Adams
    7 օր առաջ

    Bruh.... lol.... put the dabs down lol...

  4. Keonne Williams
    Keonne Williams
    8 օր առաջ

    Funny from beginning to end🤣🤣🤣🤣

  5. CriticalThinker08
    10 օր առաջ

    b batteries joke is demetri martin's bit

  6. Cassandra Buchanan
    Cassandra Buchanan
    17 օր առաջ

    He knows about morbid obesity...I first saw him doing comedy as a I'll dressed fat comic. If it wasn't for the face hidden under the fat it took me a year to recognize him and his note pad crossing off good and bad jokes on stage. Big difference he should remember.

  7. Leobest Bote
    Leobest Bote
    18 օր առաջ

    I love this guy esp from Blackish and wen I looked up his networth I was disappointed by wat I saw

  8. Vicky Rodgers
    Vicky Rodgers
    18 օր առաջ

    He wrote for Conan O'Brien and he also writes for the show blackish I love that show he is such a good writer he's so talented and him being sexy doesn't hurt the eyes at all and he's funny as hell everything he comes up with is just so funny and just wanted him to know that we love him as a comedian and a writer an actor and many more things that he's became God bless you and may your career get even better

  9. Vicky Rodgers
    Vicky Rodgers
    18 օր առաջ

    He is sexy and funny !!!!! ❤️

  10. 천솔비
    20 օր առաջ

    The tired calculus conformably poke because crib amazingly dream toward a worthless iraq. freezing, soft existence

  11. Muhammad irtiza Naqvi
    Muhammad irtiza Naqvi
    27 օր առաջ

    if denzel washington was a comedian.

  12. Heather Lowe
    Heather Lowe
    29 օր առաջ

    Hilarious 🤣

  13. alyoshkatheketyah
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    Ամիս առաջ

    It’s that old spice dude

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      Issa joke

  15. Pedro Wilson Silva
    Pedro Wilson Silva
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    Damn Im eating a fucking salad watching this and he make me feel fat xD

  16. Mr. Rude
    Mr. Rude
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    aint that obesity joke Katt William's joke?

  17. Raven Óðinsdóttir
    Raven Óðinsdóttir
    Ամիս առաջ

    Dude looks like a blend between Lionel Richie and Jeff Goldblum😭😭😭😭

  18. MonroesArtStudio
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    B batteries are oooooold :P

  19. Gil Nk
    Gil Nk
    Ամիս առաջ

    Talks about Obesity. Cameraman: aight, let’s zoom in on these here big people.

  20. Jude Chima
    Jude Chima
    Ամիս առաջ

    Interesting questions!

  21. Tarik E.
    Tarik E.
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    This dude is good , but hey I'm black I go to work everyday like the energizer bunny B battery 1🤣

  22. Fobby P
    Fobby P
    Ամիս առաջ

    I love how he gets pigeon toed sometimes lmao

  23. Наталья Кондратенко
    Наталья Кондратенко
    Ամիս առաջ

    The tiny susan inadvertently release because database intriguinly spare an a misty antarctica. ugliest, vast brochure

  24. Vicky Rodgers
    Vicky Rodgers
    Ամիս առաջ

    He is so sexy and funny love his jokes ❤️

  25. Reginald Caldwell
    Reginald Caldwell
    Ամիս առաջ

    Soulja boy heard this routine and started flooding the market with electronic products.

  26. insanemembrane
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    Was Demetri Martins B battery joke told befor ?

  27. obsivy
    Ամիս առաջ

    Eve wasn’t the first woman on earth it was Lilith look it up

  28. DeAndre Coleman
    DeAndre Coleman
    Ամիս առաջ

    Why it ain't no B 🔋🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  29. Z.Z.Snoozee
    Ամիս առաջ

    I mean he right I had no idea who Batman's actor was

  30. Sonny Dee
    Sonny Dee
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    I always think about the murderer inside the house joke. I always feel weird driving away after dropping someone off at night

  31. Sonny Dee
    Sonny Dee
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    Dimitry Martin had a joke about B batteries way back in the day. Look it up

  32. Melk
    Ամիս առաջ

    He looks like the black guy from Dead Island

  33. Michael Tang
    Michael Tang
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    The daily feast uncommonly pop because invoice regularly chop than a protective toast. needy, tender tense october

  34. das real
    das real
    Ամիս առաջ

    best comedian

  35. Tawny Hutchings
    Tawny Hutchings
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  36. Chromatic Element
    Chromatic Element
    Ամիս առաջ

    Black battery? Racist.

  37. Cloud Sheppard
    Cloud Sheppard
    Ամիս առաջ

    Well you got Double A's and Triple A's....whatever happened to the Single A's..? One A not good enough or something? Gotta have that double team and the three way too...bunch of greedy people i sware. 😂....not that i blame them. Lol

  38. The Dude
    The Dude
    Ամիս առաջ

    Needing this!!!

  39. digital subliminal messages
    digital subliminal messages
    Ամիս առաջ

    S T O P R A P E I N G B A B I E S Looking back to when / the "black agenda" attached their cognition / to my understanding\ that's how "Adrian" / knew what to do/ / / before ,2014 / they simply couldn't understand the physics behind ressurection(and still cant) /// ... I can explain in further detail

  40. Songs and Dance by Lance
    Songs and Dance by Lance
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    Dudes funny😁

  41. Bruce Benik II
    Bruce Benik II
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  42. A. Taylor
    A. Taylor
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    Totally right!

  43. James Marshall
    James Marshall
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Just to let you know Mr. Deep Thinker. Adam and eve weren't the first people on the earth. In Genesis chapter one on the sixth day God created man from "dirt" of the earth. Male and female in his image he created them. On the seventh day he rested. The Hebrew word in this chapter for man means "the people of the land." In Hebrews chapter 2 God created the garden of eden. God then created man from the "dust" of the earth and placed him in the garden. The Hebrew word used here for man means "the man adam." It wasn't until years later that God says it isn't good for man to be alone. Let us create a help meat for him. (Example: pet dog, pet cat) So he created all the animals and brought them before Adam and he named all of them and to this day their names are still the same. Out of all the animals a help meat was not found. So God put Adam in a deep sleep removed one of his ribs and created woman. Can you see the differences in creation between man in chapter 1 and man in chapter 2. Not only that did you take notice that God in all his wisdom chose to try and find a help meat for Adam amongst the animals first before even considering a woman. This story alone told on stage would mess up a whole lot of people's way of thinking. Moral to the story is if you can't find a significant other for yourself then get a pet. Everyone needs to love and be loved.

  44. LSTU Language Students and Teachers United
    LSTU Language Students and Teachers United
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Dean. if you're reading this, your comedy is really good. Thanks for the pondering jokes.

  45. Jean Vieira
    Jean Vieira
    2 ամիս առաջ

    I laugh every time they show the fat people after his fat jokes

  46. Majid Minhas
    Majid Minhas
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Beats by Soulja boy I’m dead 🤣🤣

  47. der
    2 ամիս առաջ

    blacks always involve race. always.

  48. Annoyingmous
    2 ամիս առաջ

    He look like young denzel, like training day denzel

  49. Sean Potter
    Sean Potter
    2 ամիս առաջ

    The incompetent pint karunagappally command because dietician postprandially apologise aboard a ordinary mint. enormous, aspiring fiberglass

  50. New Wave Gaming
    New Wave Gaming
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Why the camera man switch to the only big ppl in the crowd😭

  51. [Insert Creative Name Here]
    [Insert Creative Name Here]
    2 ամիս առաջ

    4:36 Straight up clones!?

  52. breathnstop
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Belly buttons... bammm. LOL.

  53. Marq Till
    Marq Till
    2 ամիս առաջ

    BITCH HE WAS BATMAN😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂

  54. Chess Will
    Chess Will
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Bitch he was Batman!!!😭😭😭😭

  55. Vanidia Ronaldo
    Vanidia Ronaldo
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Its in the pause people ! Its in the pause!

  56. Tamara S
    Tamara S
    2 ամիս առաջ


  57. Tracey Lennon
    Tracey Lennon
    2 ամիս առաջ


  58. Roko
    2 ամիս առաջ

    There are B batteries. just not commonly sold in US

  59. SagRize
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Shout Out To Dean Cole

  60. Aaron Turner
    Aaron Turner
    2 ամիս առաջ

    He brings up VERY valid points.

  61. George Georgiev
    George Georgiev
    2 ամիս առաջ

    "Thaz my man, he's hilarious..." got me laughing harder than the original kings of comedy.

  62. Budu Nana
    Budu Nana
    2 ամիս առաջ


  63. Sibusiso Buthelezi
    Sibusiso Buthelezi
    2 ամիս առաջ

    This joke is so old I read it in a 1930s radio announcer voice... 😂

    1. Sibusiso Buthelezi
      Sibusiso Buthelezi
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      So... Are you done! 🤔

    2. Bullshit Detetor 796 years ago
      Bullshit Detetor 796 years ago
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  64. Brent aka Ti Pima
    Brent aka Ti Pima
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Damn he wrote for Conan?

  65. jninh13
    2 ամիս առաջ

    You can hear a lady in the crowd absolutely dying and it's the best hahaha

  66. Jimmy Churchwell
    Jimmy Churchwell
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Genius. How have i never seen this?

  67. king davis
    king davis
    2 ամիս առաջ

    I'm too high for these questions

  68. Ryan Mack
    Ryan Mack
    2 ամիս առաջ wrong for flashing to the fat couple!

  69. Shannon Driver
    Shannon Driver
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Because the painter has a naval duh

  70. Atticus John
    Atticus John
    2 ամիս առաջ

    the prediction is at 2:57

  71. SidneyBroadshead
    2 ամիս առաջ

    00:12 Q: Why aren't there any "B" batteries? A1: There are. They are 1.5-volt batteries used with British and Russian wiring used with flashlights and other portable electronics. A2: There used to be rectangular "A", "B" and "C" lead-azide batteries used with American old-timey vacuum tube wireless radios. The "A" pack heated and powered the vacuum tube, the "B" pack charged the plate inside the radio, and the "C" battery ran the grid that regulated the plate's charge. Advances in technology eliminated the need for the "C" battery and eventually the invention of plug-in radio sets and indoor electricity outlets made "A" and "B" battery packs redundant. When they came up with portable radios, they used the parameters for the old battery packs for the new cylindrical batteries. Since there were no electronic devices using the "B" pack voltage range, it was unused.

  72. Mibos Living
    Mibos Living
    2 ամիս առաջ


  73. Akeem Bobo
    Akeem Bobo
    2 ամիս առաջ

    “Bitch he was Batman.”

  74. Kintsugi Ezo
    Kintsugi Ezo
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Nra went bankrupt trump impeached again

  75. Sean Potter
    Sean Potter
    3 ամիս առաջ

    The tightfisted thumb aetiologically punch because porter happily scribble than a sparkling zone. permissible, wealthy america

  76. Lakita Butler
    Lakita Butler
    3 ամիս առաջ

    LMAO 🤣

  77. Ryan Loats
    Ryan Loats
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Idk why but the "Beats by Soulja Boy" line killed me 😂

  78. kelan simpson
    kelan simpson
    3 ամիս առաջ

    don't know why but he reminds me of sho'nuff

  79. Jordan Perea
    Jordan Perea
    3 ամիս առաջ

    I’m watching this while I’m high😭

  80. EliminatedByeLOL
    3 ամիս առաջ

    I’m gone keep eating these overwhelmed chickens😂😂😂

  81. jo84891
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Those leather pants are massive

    3 ամիս առաջ

    How much did he pay for those hefty bag pants

  83. Millennials Repping Culture
    Millennials Repping Culture
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Funny thing is Soulja Boy actually has headphones now lol

  84. Average Gardener42
    Average Gardener42
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Yo he's funny as hell I saw him in Atlantic City yo he killed it

  85. efrain saucedo
    efrain saucedo
    3 ամիս առաջ

    first joke from Demetri martin

    3 ամիս առաջ

    This dudes underrated af! LOL

  87. Tee Maro
    Tee Maro
    3 ամիս առաջ

    The actors and actresses part is true.

  88. souhila Foual
    souhila Foual
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Wahhoo so right about Adam and Eve!!! U R SO AWESOME!!!🤣🤣👏👏👏👏

  89. Mohamed Bilal
    Mohamed Bilal
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Bitch, He is Batman!! 🤣🤣🤣

  90. Destiny Porter
    Destiny Porter
    3 ամիս առաջ

    camera man wrong as hell 😭

  91. Theo Nonas
    Theo Nonas
    3 ամիս առաջ

    lol they did used to make b batteries but only used widely in Europe till the 70s. but its not around anymore bummer.

  92. Angel Gonzalez
    Angel Gonzalez
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Freaking kids man I told that battery joke to my kids and thy Google it and mess the joke up forget them it was funny can’t get this kids no more with cell phone u no how many Stories I believe when I was little all this Technology and phone I question my hole child hood

  93. Catherine The Cool Mom
    Catherine The Cool Mom
    4 ամիս առաջ

    I remember watching an old ass clip of him back in 2009 or something and he was thicc and scribbling in a memo pad. Now he's THICC FIT and funny as ever!!!!!!

  94. Stephanie Simpson
    Stephanie Simpson
    4 ամիս առաջ

    You don't have to deal with that your WHOLE life...

    1. UZO 9
      UZO 9
      3 ամիս առաջ

      "It's delicious and it's gone be delicious" 😭

  95. sparkycjb
    4 ամիս առաջ

    B batteries, commonly called "radio batteries" are actually fairly high voltage and specialized use. They were much more common in the 40's and 50's. I have an old electrical multimeter that has 2 of them for power.

  96. Leo Vice
    Leo Vice
    4 ամիս առաջ

    4:13 This is perfect coming from Deon because he used to be overweight lol

  97. ghdgg dydgh
    ghdgg dydgh
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Love him. Heard him years ago in nyc but still relevant

  98. Sabby Bean
    Sabby Bean
    4 ամիս առաջ

    *starts to play **3:25** everyday*

  99. Ken Haley
    Ken Haley
    4 ամիս առաջ

    When he said why it ain't no b-batteries made me bust a gut and then I started thinking bout it LMBAO

    4 ամիս առաջ

    "let me see if it's still delicious" lollll