America’s National Anthem Should Be a Bruno Mars Song - Roy Wood Jr.

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Roy Wood Jr. explores what it would take to get people more enthusiastic about the national anthem and compares equality in the U.S. to the service at an Applebee’s. (Contains strong language.)
Watch more of Roy Wood Jr. in Dark Humor, a docuseries detailing the influences, experiences and perspectives of Black comedians:
Roy Wood Jr.: No One Loves You
Original airdate: January 25, 2019
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  1. Truth is Censored
    Truth is Censored
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    What he mean saying "Stolen Land, Stolen People, Stolen song"? They didn't steal these things, they "Discovered" them🤨🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♀️

  2. BlaQ Batman
    BlaQ Batman
    5 ժամ առաջ

    Please remove your hats and put your pinky fingers to the moon 😂😂😂😂

  3. GGGlider
    6 ժամ առաջ

    Sounds like a challenge for a dope ass national anthem remix!!!

  4. Jayce Smith
    Jayce Smith
    15 ժամ առաջ

    He used to be funny but now it's just biotching and complaining.

  5. Heath Skiles
    Heath Skiles
    15 ժամ առաջ

    Slash. Slash is way more American.

  6. Gio 888
    Gio 888
    20 ժամ առաջ

    Exactly what “comedians” are meant to do, enlightened the peeps

  7. malindarayallen
    21 ժամ առաջ

    I was at Red Lobster minding my business.

  8. Gyan Kumar
    Gyan Kumar
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    Jimi Hendrix's national anthem kicks ass though

    1. Rae Min-Laan McNeil
      Rae Min-Laan McNeil
      22 ժամ առաջ

      Yes it does! Facts!

  9. Philip Ferrer
    Philip Ferrer
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    Shoe game go hard bruh 😁 bron 15's

  10. Bentley James
    Bentley James
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    Damm he funny

  11. Russell Gilbert
    Russell Gilbert
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    Roy Wood, Jr. is DOPE!

  12. Ross Thompson
    Ross Thompson
    2 օր առաջ

    He looks like every race at the same time 😂😂

    1. Tonia T
      Tonia T
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      Now that’s true😂😂😂

  13. 92alpha13
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    “You running around telling stolen people on stolen land that they should stand for a stolen song?!?!” Roy Woods Jr. #Barz

    1. Aid3 Vil
      Aid3 Vil
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      @Heath Skiles if you sell something that isn’t yours, you’re stealing... buying something you know is stolen taking part of stealing... people aren’t property. People didn’t choose to be bought off. Hence, stolen no matter how you look at it.

    2. Heath Skiles
      Heath Skiles
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      @Aid3 Vil They weren't stolen. They were sold by their neighbors.

    3. Aid3 Vil
      Aid3 Vil
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      @Heath Skiles Descendents of people that were STOLEN from their land.

    4. Heath Skiles
      Heath Skiles
      2 օր առաջ

      WTF does "stolen people" mean? 🤔

  14. K RIJAL
    2 օր առաջ

    America is a restaurant.... 😂😂😂

  15. Lola Cole
    Lola Cole
    3 օր առաջ

    ...And some of us need to speak to a manager! 😂😂😂

  16. Joshua
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    I do find it hilarious how the people who get offended by people kneeling during the national anthem have no idea that it's a rip off of "God Save the Queen".

  17. ✹ m e l o f e r g™✹
    ✹ m e l o f e r g™✹
    7 օր առաջ

    The remix 😂😂😂 There isn’t a topic Roy Wood Jr. can’t make funny

  18. Albert Barajas
    Albert Barajas
    8 օր առաջ

    The labored switch conversly guarantee because flower splenomegaly unpack alongside a learned pump. cagey, awesome tip

  19. Jessica Evans
    Jessica Evans
    9 օր առաջ

    He just gets better and better

  20. Na Si
    Na Si
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  21. can yildiz
    can yildiz
    12 օր առաջ

    Kinda dumb

  22. Donelle Harrison
    Donelle Harrison
    14 օր առաջ

    Roy talkin' TRUTH, with genius comedy. I love it.

  23. elyayé conch'etumadre
    elyayé conch'etumadre
    16 օր առաջ

    Daaaaamn.... We were just chilling at Red Lobster....

  24. Firstname Lastname
    Firstname Lastname
    17 օր առաջ

    The comment about Bruno Mars had me rollin’ 😂👍

  25. this life though
    this life though
    18 օր առաջ

    comedians talking so much truth.

  26. Miles Law
    Miles Law
    18 օր առաջ

    That dude really like that manager joke

  27. Asa Smith
    Asa Smith
    18 օր առաջ

    I have indeed downloaded the national anthem on my phone.

    1. Sharon Murugi
      Sharon Murugi
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      We are only as great as our conscience allows.......

    2. Sharon Murugi
      Sharon Murugi
      4 ժամ առաջ

      @Asa Smith lol

    3. Asa Smith
      Asa Smith
      17 ժամ առաջ

      @Rae Min-Laan McNeil because this is the best damn country in the world.

    4. Rae Min-Laan McNeil
      Rae Min-Laan McNeil
      22 ժամ առաջ

      WHY tho????

    5. Asa Smith
      Asa Smith
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      @Lola Cole once or twice a week.

  28. Ava Max Videos
    Ava Max Videos
    18 օր առաջ

    Kings & Queens would be a great choice

  29. Everette Bradfute
    Everette Bradfute
    18 օր առաջ

    I don't know about Bruno Mars, then again he did write the Lazy Song....

  30. Rosie
    18 օր առաջ

    Roy is fucking hilarious 😂 glad daily show picked him up

  31. Yaki Gesher-Zion
    Yaki Gesher-Zion
    18 օր առաջ

    Personally I like the national anthem lol

  32. Julie Armer
    Julie Armer
    19 օր առաջ

    Yes. Speak to the manager!

  33. Shannon Havisham
    Shannon Havisham
    19 օր առաջ

    This was hilarious and too real.

  34. Ronny Shama
    Ronny Shama
    19 օր առաջ

    I remember Roy wood practicing this joke on andrew shulz's segment "inside jokes" i really wish he did the joke about the vet throwing the 1st pitch at a baseball game like a grenade

  35. diti shti
    diti shti
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    As an albanian,we tried comunism about 50 years,but never found the equality that the books taught us.

    1. Mitch Jones
      Mitch Jones
      18 օր առաջ

      @ricecristi racism got you down? What specifically has hit home? My Niece didn’t get into Veterinarian school cuz she’s white, sorry “not a diversity candidate”. When you’re right, you’re right.

    2. ricecristi
      19 օր առաջ

      To much greed. Same with capitalism. There’s no perfect governing system if greed exists. Having to additionally deal with racism while in a f*cked system, makes life feel unlivable.

  36. diti shti
    diti shti
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  37. Chrystine Gaines
    Chrystine Gaines
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    Yep, excellent "southern white guy" voice, the Alabama childhood paid off Roy I love it 😂

  38. McAllister Museum
    McAllister Museum
    19 օր առաջ

    Vince Staples did say the national anthem don't even slap

  39. Dibyong
    19 օր առաջ

    He's also Filipino...

    1. Dibyong
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      @Lovette e

    2. Lovette
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      And Puerto Rican

    3. Mariposaoro Fusion food Channel
      Mariposaoro Fusion food Channel
      19 օր առաջ

      Puerto Rican!! Wepa!

    4. Dumpster Jedi
      Dumpster Jedi
      19 օր առաջ

      Truly captures the essence of every American

    5. Dibyong
      19 օր առաջ

      @jared hulum yeah heheh

  40. The Crazy Russian
    The Crazy Russian
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    it should be *Everybody knows shiт's fuсked* by Stephen Paul Taylor.