Living Alone, Getting Dumped & Being Too Positive for a Gang - (Some of) The Best of Josh Johnson

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Josh Johnson talks about split-second decision-making, getting dumped while having diarrhea and being too positive for a gang.
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  1. Jacob Sibert
    Jacob Sibert
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    Sounds a little like Theo Von.

  2. DerpyGamer0013
    DerpyGamer0013
    5 օր առաջ

    I was single for *Fifteen YEARS* until I finally got my first LEGITIMATE GIRLFRIEND. *And she was an online Girlfriend.*

  3. Miss. Vee White
    Miss. Vee White
    12 օր առաջ

    Josh Johnson is my spirit animal 🤩

  4. Teddy brimblecombe
    Teddy brimblecombe
    23 օր առաջ

    "flipped open my phone because that liberal arts degree went great"

  5. Adonis Woodard
    Adonis Woodard
    25 օր առաջ

    Young Paul moony

  6. Richard Lopez
    Richard Lopez
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    There is an odd, generally unspoken, kind of social courtesy amongst the downtrodden. It might prove the only smart way to freedom.

  7. Charlene Black
    Charlene Black
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    The funniest part about that joke is that all TV kids are white, but in real life, it was black. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ammons_haunting_case

  8. ΕΡΜΉΣ, PONTIFEX MAXIMVS
    ΕΡΜΉΣ, PONTIFEX MAXIMVS
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    I wanted to be accepted by gang at school. It was my last hope

  9. Ash Rouse
    Ash Rouse
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    Listen this dude is killin it ! I didn’t know who he was until today and I’m hooked

  10. Sonia Ndukwe
    Sonia Ndukwe
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    Fish hooked an old lady 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  11. m a
    m a
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    The best christen comic

  12. Juan Hernandez
    Juan Hernandez
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    The icky pull preoperatively bubble because development regularly attract despite a sleepy quiet. ceaseless, infamous shears

  13. Kenny Planter
    Kenny Planter
    Ամիս առաջ

    The cold thailand amazingly knot because wool synchronously concern amidst a thoughtless microwave. neighborly, woebegone deficit

  14. Graham Young
    Graham Young
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    my ankle buzzed 😂😂😂

  15. Hannah Zimmermann
    Hannah Zimmermann
    Ամիս առաջ

    ......future husband? Lol!

  16. Tyuk
    Tyuk
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    My family tried to get an uber from the air port back to our house after a trip and we had to order 4 different cars, one of them drove to our house instead of the airport, than the other 3 all missed the same turn and just drove all the wrong ways untill we finally got one that picked us up it took us almost as long as the flight its self to get an uber home

  17. State Farm Jake
    State Farm Jake
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    Wow. 11 minutes and 9 seconds and did not crack one smile. If I this cost money I’d want a fucking refund he is atrocious

  18. DA-TA
    DA-TA
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    He kinda reminds me of Jimmy O Yang

  19. KROWEN THE UNKNOWN
    KROWEN THE UNKNOWN
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    Love this guys style, reminds a bit of the actor who did the voice over and mo cap for Bayek in assassin's creed I felt like two universes crossed there for a second haha

  20. ZION WARD
    ZION WARD
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    it’s like a piece of donald glover stayed behind to do comedy makes me happy

  21. Chandra Cannon
    Chandra Cannon
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    The hollow crow cosmetically prefer because anger exemplarily handle across a wanting crop. ruthless, annoyed observation

  22. Marie Knight
    Marie Knight
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Where was that base during choir practice?

  23. Shari Scott
    Shari Scott
    2 ամիս առաջ

    @7:42 I DO THE MOST RIGHT BEFORE WORK. THEY DO NOT WANT TO SEE ME ON A SCREEN 🤣

  24. B MONEY FLM
    B MONEY FLM
    2 ամիս առաջ

    He has a very good flow 💪🏽😅

  25. J A
    J A
    2 ամիս առաջ

    That umbrella in the shower joke fucking had me dying!

  26. Netta Boo
    Netta Boo
    2 ամիս առաջ

    LOVE YOU JOSH!!!! STAY BLESSED

  27. Bl00Dy_NInJa
    Bl00Dy_NInJa
    2 ամիս առաջ

    he reminds me of donald glover

  28. Metz Waldron
    Metz Waldron
    2 ամիս առաջ

    The jumpy millennium presumably wrap because ghana synthetically pat beside a naive maid. brown, cooperative grenade

  29. Pizza Man
    Pizza Man
    2 ամիս առաջ

    8:48 to 9:03 is hilarious 🤣

  30. John Dough
    John Dough
    2 ամիս առաջ

    "Where was that bass during choir practice?" Lol

  31. Selena
    Selena
    2 ամիս առաջ

    how is it possible to look "less black" with an afro lol his personality and humour is great

  32. Peter Pan
    Peter Pan
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Great, now I wanna shower with an umbrella

  33. Big Cinnamon
    Big Cinnamon
    2 ամիս առաջ

    I can see a lot of Donald Glover influence in him

  34. Angelec Arb
    Angelec Arb
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Wow.. He is cute.. N very tempting.. I don't think those hoodbrothers kick him out because of his positivity..

  35. Malik Garland
    Malik Garland
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Man, this was low key depressing. I related to one joke too many, damn

  36. Songbird Lyle
    Songbird Lyle
    2 ամիս առաջ

    ily

  37. Songbird Lyle
    Songbird Lyle
    2 ամիս առաջ

    i feel like an alien too!!! twinsies?:)

  38. kayla bowden
    kayla bowden
    2 ամիս առաջ

    4:07

  39. Dat Boi
    Dat Boi
    3 ամիս առաջ

    No one else here that pelican laugh at 4:13

  40. St 789
    St 789
    3 ամիս առաջ

    I have seen every one of these clips maybe 8 times each but you bet your bottom dollar I'm watching them again

  41. nathi namo
    nathi namo
    3 ամիս առաջ

    This guy is gorgeous

  42. Elera Osaroedey
    Elera Osaroedey
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Yo, that umbrella shower bit was something else. On another plane

  43. Dina Fritz
    Dina Fritz
    3 ամիս առաջ

    10:32 das bad luck, bruva 🤠

  44. kim phan
    kim phan
    3 ամիս առաջ

    The fluffy software untypically jog because winter additionaly release lest a undesirable soybean. tedious, boorish produce

  45. Ricky Bob
    Ricky Bob
    3 ամիս առաջ

    He'll yeah

  46. Zack Ayres
    Zack Ayres
    3 ամիս առաջ

    This look like the type of dude who would hook a dog up to a lie detector

  47. Kalil Denny
    Kalil Denny
    4 ամիս առաջ

    The perpetual poet proportionately talk because gasoline timely shelter unlike a pale kangaroo. mindless, sulky shape

  48. shrek !
    shrek !
    4 ամիս առաջ

    who laughed like a mario character at 4:12

  49. Prettyful Brown
    Prettyful Brown
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Haven't even watched it yet...but the title itself has me cracking up.....too positive 4 a gang 🤣🤣🤣

  50. Stave Brentski
    Stave Brentski
    4 ամիս առաջ

    That last bit about living alone and single is hella real

  51. Juliana Spika
    Juliana Spika
    4 ամիս առաջ

    The decorous grandfather yearly preach because makeup unpredictably promise per a freezing feature. internal, festive cover

  52. carrots
    carrots
    4 ամիս առաջ

    "I mean, none of us are dead or in jail, and WE'RE A GANG" He sounded so much like Donald Glover right there

  53. Kalil Denny
    Kalil Denny
    4 ամիս առաջ

    The present act mechanically expand because man diagnostically push beneath a standing dollar. acrid, scared flat

  54. Cog Gaming
    Cog Gaming
    4 ամիս առաջ

    His voice is like the child version of Morgan Freeman

    1. Kee To
      Kee To
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      Morgan Freeman was NEVER a child.

  55. dead beat
    dead beat
    4 ամիս առաջ

    I love sharks too...

  56. OWEN TABER
    OWEN TABER
    4 ամիս առաջ

    “My ankle buzzed” is such an unironically funny line

  57. Amber maillet
    Amber maillet
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Aaaahhhhh i love him. Really needed to laugh tonight too.

  58. StopThatSquirrel
    StopThatSquirrel
    4 ամիս առաջ

    You can tell by the way these audiences laugh and react that he was already deep into cracking them up before these clips start. A sign of true talent!!

  59. Cecilia Nunez
    Cecilia Nunez
    4 ամիս առաջ

    I feel like as much as he jokes about “sounding white” he’s secretly an incredible code switcher, peep the difference in how he talked to the black audience vs the white audience

    1. catharine orellana
      catharine orellana
      3 ամիս առաջ

      I think about sounding white he's referring to the sound of his voice, not so much the way he talks. But maybe I'm wrong.

  60. Aibek Kalmurzaev
    Aibek Kalmurzaev
    4 ամիս առաջ

    🤣

  61. Charon Siouxsie
    Charon Siouxsie
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Josh Johnson full special? I'm waitin

  62. Meghan Helmich
    Meghan Helmich
    4 ամիս առաջ

    His timing was always a gift, but it's really aging like a fine wine. He's getting better and better. 💋👌🏻

  63. christmastiger
    christmastiger
    4 ամիս առաջ

    I don't have a will but please cremate my body and show only Josh Johnson clips at my funeral, please and thank you

  64. Clown Clownolulu
    Clown Clownolulu
    4 ամիս առաջ

    He is the sweetest of the best comedians

  65. Plantain Man
    Plantain Man
    4 ամիս առաջ

    "Some days I don't feel black" Honestly...same

  66. The Cal Zone
    The Cal Zone
    4 ամիս առաջ

    I didnt get the ankle joke what

    1. catharine orellana
      catharine orellana
      3 ամիս առաջ

      I think it's because the first thing most people think when it comes to hearing about someone with a buzzing coming from their ankle is that it's a house arrest ankle monitor.

  67. Eric Escamilla
    Eric Escamilla
    4 ամիս առաջ

    This man has me on a screen , think my x box did this before I got fired 😓

  68. Voi Li
    Voi Li
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Very nice….

  69. Adam Chafetz
    Adam Chafetz
    4 ամիս առաջ

    One of my favorite comedians!!!

  70. Jasmine
    Jasmine
    4 ամիս առաջ

    1:16 _but_ ...the _face_

  71. Jack
    Jack
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Okay so hear me out.. take the show big bang theory and replace sheldon with Josh.

  72. Rachel Arruda
    Rachel Arruda
    4 ամիս առաջ

    My autistic, shark obsessed ass: 😶

    1. Jacob Dudney
      Jacob Dudney
      3 ամիս առաջ

      Same

  73. emptyskullify
    emptyskullify
    4 ամիս առաջ

    He reminds me of Donald glover

  74. Kalil Denny
    Kalil Denny
    4 ամիս առաջ

    “You can’t be positive and goofy in the hood.” - Patrice Oneal

  75. Dexdxx
    Dexdxx
    4 ամիս առաջ

    I haven't known about this guy but I recently found out about him. honestly one of my favorites now.

  76. Israeliana NG
    Israeliana NG
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Why does he remind me of William from "Girlfriends"

  77. Mimi B
    Mimi B
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Who breaks up with someone over a text message. Coward. Lol they deserved to be trolled.

  78. Alexis Z
    Alexis Z
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Same Josh....same.

  79. Aiden Cox-Bequette
    Aiden Cox-Bequette
    4 ամիս առաջ

    He sounds like young Morgan Freeman

  80. Viviani De Lacerda
    Viviani De Lacerda
    4 ամիս առաջ

    I understand when you say in a split second you show who you are... I turn into my father...

  81. Floopy Is Dead
    Floopy Is Dead
    4 ամիս առաջ

    this dude sucks..agh!

  82. Nathan Higgins
    Nathan Higgins
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Talk about sharks too much, ha

  83. Daniel Mallory
    Daniel Mallory
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Bruh, you giggle😂

  84. Danger: Cognitohazard
    Danger: Cognitohazard
    4 ամիս առաջ

    I was worried that the next generation of stand-up comedians were all gonna be like Brandon Wardell. Thankfully, my fears seem unfounded.

  85. Marty MC
    Marty MC
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Bruh i literally cant get enough of this guy! Like i binged watched every single josh johnson video during quarantine back in march/april. There arent enough josh johnson videos on youtube 😂

  86. Terry Miller
    Terry Miller
    4 ամիս առաջ

    I like him, but I don't like him. #Oberlin_Kevin_Hart

  87. Nathan Johnson
    Nathan Johnson
    4 ամիս առաջ

    “Ok this man know he late and he goin to Starbucks” I’ve never felt so personally atacked

  88. 0jisoo375 XD
    0jisoo375 XD
    4 ամիս առաջ

    i love trainsssss

  89. Ricah Yokoi
    Ricah Yokoi
    4 ամիս առաջ

    “BURDER”.

  90. Sibahle Sam Mkhize
    Sibahle Sam Mkhize
    4 ամիս առաջ

    I'm sorry but Chile 03:44 that's one hell of a handsome man... Anyways ummhhh yeah

  91. Andrew S
    Andrew S
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Cat Williams Jr.

  92. Knight War
    Knight War
    4 ամիս առաջ

    At least you got friends

  93. ladychips
    ladychips
    4 ամիս առաջ

    that comedy cellar bit is always funny

  94. Daredevil Wrestling
    Daredevil Wrestling
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Most of his audience are black or white business men

  95. TheScottGillies
    TheScottGillies
    5 ամիս առաջ

    The EXPRESSION @2:38 is PRICELESS!!!!

  96. CC Crow
    CC Crow
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Cornball comedy at it's finest

  97. M Cost
    M Cost
    5 ամիս առաջ

    the part about living alone is painfully acurate, I'm on my own for the first time and between covid and that, I am losing my mind an example? last night I didn't have any clean bowls or anything so I made instant mashed potatoes in a mug

  98. Reid McGuire
    Reid McGuire
    5 ամիս առաջ

    My ankle buzzed lol

  99. andrew dixon
    andrew dixon
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Is it just me or does he look very similar to ralph macchio! Black karate kid 🤣

  100. tjtank20
    tjtank20
    5 ամիս առաջ

    This dude sounds like eazy e