How Do 90% of Americans Have Jobs? - Daniel Tosh

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Daniel Tosh wonders why Americans still think they live in the greatest country in the world and tries to understand how so many people are employed. (Contains strong language.)

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  1. Page Page
    Page Page
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    That concept would make baseball alive again.

  2. Alishe Gamer
    Alishe Gamer
    Օր առաջ

    Ah my favorite - a good skit, a good skit, a good skit, an asshole for a minute, a good skit

  3. Justin Parker
    Justin Parker
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    "I've already said its awful, thats off the table"

  4. Justin Barnes
    Justin Barnes
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    "22 days... tear it down" resonates quite a bit more when you realize this was a few months before covid outbreak

  5. Jake Mackie
    Jake Mackie
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    assholes always love people who hate on stuff. thats the new america. hollywood , the media, and so called comedians, hate hate hate! thats thier job while calling other people HATERS.

  6. Ross Best
    Ross Best
    2 օր առաջ

    *Honestly probably the only funny comedian there is left. We love Tosh*

  7. Carson Runnells
    Carson Runnells
    4 օր առաջ

    thats because america is the only country that actually isnt racist. if we were there wouldnt be every race trying to get in. why arent americans breaking into other countries? oh because they arent welcomed. becuase the rest of the world is racist!!

  8. Carson Runnells
    Carson Runnells
    4 օր առաջ

    yea ive never seen a racist black person.

  9. Oliver Burke
    Oliver Burke
    7 օր առաջ

    Love his stuff. Bold. Even the slavery bit was humorous. I like how bold he is!!

  10. Mike Hunt 2000
    Mike Hunt 2000
    7 օր առաջ

    The Epitome of man right here

  11. Tom Shirley
    Tom Shirley
    7 օր առաջ

    5:23

  12. Topaz Blahblah
    Topaz Blahblah
    7 օր առաջ

    👎 This sucks. Mainstream Comedy is dead. But there are great sources "off the grid."

  13. Tom Frazier
    Tom Frazier
    8 օր առաջ

    Feerjee cannibals?

  14. liliana mcneil
    liliana mcneil
    8 օր առաջ

    The talented shoe centrally bake because drawer early park besides a relieved bone. amazing, piano

  15. Ben Wood
    Ben Wood
    8 օր առաջ

    You have to misspell doosh just to describe this guy, and its brilliant.

  16. subliteral
    subliteral
    9 օր առաջ

    2019 : About the last year a comedian was allowed to be this funny.

  17. Parker Essential
    Parker Essential
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  18. luis colon
    luis colon
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  19. Dar Sure
    Dar Sure
    10 օր առաջ

    He is SUCH an amazing comedian...honestly tosh.0 was the worst thing that ever happened to him...that show is so utterly beneath him it's depressing.

  20. Adam Brass
    Adam Brass
    11 օր առաջ

    Anti-American leftist pandering.

  21. john johnson
    john johnson
    11 օր առաջ

    what a douche

  22. Rare Moon
    Rare Moon
    12 օր առաջ

    Genius

  23. smokyprogg
    smokyprogg
    12 օր առաջ

    As someone who only knew Tosh through his glorified reaction channel that was televised in the 2000's, I gotta respect his stand-up chops with his own material

  24. Aixs
    Aixs
    12 օր առաջ

    90% working? What a joke.

  25. Paul Plus
    Paul Plus
    13 օր առաջ

    First time I heard: I could care less....

  26. Bill A.
    Bill A.
    13 օր առաջ

    how does anyone think tosh is even funny at all??

  27. jamie danho
    jamie danho
    13 օր առաջ

    I miss this guy, he's f***ing hilarious. Where did he go bro, everytime we get a good comedian comedy central has to disappear them....this is why we can't have nice things lol

  28. luvsacar u
    luvsacar u
    13 օր առաջ

    he kinda sounds like Jim Gaffigan. a bit

  29. Jacob Nelson
    Jacob Nelson
    14 օր առաջ

    If you can’t get famous as a comedian, you can always get famous as a serial killer.

  30. Irina Gostin
    Irina Gostin
    14 օր առաջ

    he clearly hasn't travelled a lot

  31. HLP_EM LOVE
    HLP_EM LOVE
    14 օր առաջ

    You aint told no lies Tosh!!!!😅🤣🤣

  32. Jonas Köbele
    Jonas Köbele
    15 օր առաջ

    This set is so good. Its just a giant ramble. I get lost in it. Every transition is flawless

  33. ekdud
    ekdud
    15 օր առաջ

    This is the kind of woke I actually like

  34. Kenny Hagan
    Kenny Hagan
    16 օր առաջ

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  35. WestOfEarth
    WestOfEarth
    17 օր առաջ

    He's right about China...US isn't going to keep pace. The one area the US can still maintain its lead is innovation. If China ever enacts robust and strong patent law, we're screwed.

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  37. Edoardo MANCUSO
    Edoardo MANCUSO
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  38. Matthew Dalrymple
    Matthew Dalrymple
    18 օր առաջ

    He's great and I love his Tosh.0 show👍

  39. Nicolas Ferguson
    Nicolas Ferguson
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  40. I'm human But I'm not
    I'm human But I'm not
    20 օր առաջ

    Wish he would do more specials Speaking facts

  41. Wanttofanta
    Wanttofanta
    20 օր առաջ

    The "yeehaws" started early in the skit. Should've shut them down right away. (not the comedy, but the "yeehawers"

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  43. Lynn Chynna
    Lynn Chynna
    20 օր առաջ

    My fav stand up special

  44. 26G DA GOD.
    26G DA GOD.
    20 օր առաջ

    1:29😳

  45. 26G DA GOD.
    26G DA GOD.
    20 օր առաջ

    Because damn near 8% of the population is black.

  46. Katara Williams
    Katara Williams
    20 օր առաջ

    😒😒😒

  47. Vecna Greyhawk
    Vecna Greyhawk
    21 օր առաջ

    How is this guy famous? That was terrible🤢

  48. Laughing Hyena
    Laughing Hyena
    21 օր առաջ

    Ngl this guy is just trying his best to cader to black people and its kinda sad :/ he was funny at first but 6 minute mark i couldnt watch anymore :/ Its just gotten repetive lmao

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  51. Del Riley
    Del Riley
    23 օր առաջ

    Well, if you don't like where you are, find a new place to be. you communist sounding bull excrement's smell.

  52. Hopper Mary
    Hopper Mary
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  53. Calvin Williams
    Calvin Williams
    24 օր առաջ

    He's funny

  54. Anthony G
    Anthony G
    24 օր առաջ

    I never knew he was funny. Good for him.

  55. Anthony Phung
    Anthony Phung
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  56. Jamie O'Hare
    Jamie O'Hare
    25 օր առաջ

    Back to back World War champs baby! #1!!!!!

  57. Red
    Red
    25 օր առաջ

    Casual racism, a gross misrepresentation of the history of slavery and a gross misrepresentation of football. So this standup is definitely more edgy than funny.

    1. Red
      Red
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      @ekdud Jokes should have a kernel of truth in them.

    2. ekdud
      ekdud
      15 օր առաջ

      “gross misrepresentation of the history” is basically the definition of making a joke about anything

  58. Daniel Jobs
    Daniel Jobs
    25 օր առաջ

    Unfunny

  59. james hugh
    james hugh
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  60. Blake Welsh
    Blake Welsh
    25 օր առաջ

    Best ever I've seen of tosh💯💯💯💯💯

  61. No Reason
    No Reason
    25 օր առաջ

    how do people like this guy, he's just going on bias after bias after bias .... i understand comedy but well.... i don't like when political agendas are thrown into it and this guy made it his mission to do just that

  62. Penney Raines
    Penney Raines
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  63. Garry Cole
    Garry Cole
    26 օր առաջ

    He is one of the funniest comedians out there and so underrated.

  64. Alanna Itzel
    Alanna Itzel
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  65. funktionweb web
    funktionweb web
    26 օր առաջ

    Huh. The Tosh guy is actually funny. Weird.

  66. ISJST
    ISJST
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    There's nothing more horrible in our country's history than slavery. Native Americans: 😠

  67. Max Waller
    Max Waller
    26 օր առաջ

    *¡both the Democrats and the Republicans continue to lie about the actual unemployment! - after 6 months, the unemployed are no longer counted in the monthly employment report* 4:58 pm pdst on thursday, 27 may 2021

  68. Gadwin
    Gadwin
    27 օր առաջ

    90%? we have many retired, an kids, only about 60% of people work.

  69. Fuq Wytes
    Fuq Wytes
    27 օր առաջ

    white people. they just don't get it

  70. shocka89
    shocka89
    27 օր առաջ

    That last line... 😳

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  73. Etienne Cloete
    Etienne Cloete
    28 օր առաջ

    Too woke for me, sorry.

  74. Freedom First
    Freedom First
    28 օր առաջ

    Every country, every empire....regardless of size and power..........has FALLEN. It's all a matter of time.

  75. Donald Naegele
    Donald Naegele
    28 օր առաջ

    America is the greatest country in the world we have freedom

  76. Sumner Stuart
    Sumner Stuart
    29 օր առաջ

    This didnt age well...

  77. zenoist2
    zenoist2
    29 օր առաջ

    They're not lefties.

  78. Jason Aguirre
    Jason Aguirre
    29 օր առաջ

    That bit about slavery was fucking funny.

  79. Hemiswap only
    Hemiswap only
    29 օր առաջ

    He's a legend

  80. William Putnam
    William Putnam
    29 օր առաջ

    Go live in one of those other countries and then talk about America not being number one

  81. Aman Jeet
    Aman Jeet
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    Mate everywhere European country doesn't have segregation try UK ,belgium

    1. Aman Jeet
      Aman Jeet
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  83. 303 ink
    303 ink
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    the dislikes on this video damn

  84. Michael McCart
    Michael McCart
    Ամիս առաջ

    Lol

  85. Joseph Vernon
    Joseph Vernon
    Ամիս առաջ

    gotta be top 25 out of 196

  86. Pop Danny
    Pop Danny
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  87. RP & Fitness Radio
    RP & Fitness Radio
    Ամիս առաջ

    Bro if u say u saw it coming doesn’t that make you an accessory??😅

  88. Shanella Cairo
    Shanella Cairo
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    'Suriname IS the most diverse country in the world, but we will not have that conversation. It's a CLUSTERfun of culture. Daniel is 👌' - that's what my friend said..🤷‍♀️

  89. Roberto Mundo
    Roberto Mundo
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    Affirmative action? Lol

  90. pyromcr
    pyromcr
    Ամիս առաջ

    Is this comedy or subversion?

  91. Atkins Layton
    Atkins Layton
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  92. Justin L Domma
    Justin L Domma
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    How talented do you have to be to pull of a slavery joke and not have everyone in the audience completely pissed off after it. Hahaha this man is a legend.

  93. J.D.D
    J.D.D
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    tosh's gig line is almost tight, buckle is a bit off center

  94. cebrail qurbanov
    cebrail qurbanov
    Ամիս առաջ

    incredible

  95. The Funkadelic
    The Funkadelic
    Ամիս առաջ

    I forgot how bad tosh was

  96. Carol Paice
    Carol Paice
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    He has been great forever.

  97. Nex Threxits
    Nex Threxits
    Ամիս առաջ

    "We're number 10!!" Too funny. More like #37.

  98. Isa
    Isa
    Ամիս առաջ

    Top 10 is ambitious

  99. yad
    yad
    Ամիս առաջ

    Pretty unfunny simp.

  100. Anthony Faiell
    Anthony Faiell
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    I honestly gave up on Daniel Tosh a few years back. Call me what you will, but I didn't enjoy when all of his comedy centered around one single thing. I'm glad I watched this though. He's a funny guy, and I remember why I started liking him back in the beginning.