Michael Che - Lying on Your Résumé, Paying Taxes & The History of Sexting

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Michael Che imagines getting a regular job, complains about paying taxes and explains why we shouldn’t be freaking out that teenagers are sending each other dirty pictures.
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  1. Michele Smith
    Michele Smith
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    😂😂😂

  2. MrMagillacutty
    MrMagillacutty
    18 ժամ առաջ

    Lmao still...black curtain jajajaja

  3. Panaceias Úberes
    Panaceias Úberes
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    Dave Chapelle's son is also a comedian?

  4. acajudi100
    acajudi100
    4 օր առաջ

    Scamdemic, Obey for God is warning us worldwide. Evil demons will never obey, but a hard head makes for a soft behind. Please care for all people. Hands are for helping and not hurting. There is not a reason for homeless or hungers. Put people in studio apartments, train them online, and give $30,000.00, and $2,000.00 per month to train to work online. Take care of your own citizens first!! GREED will destroy this world. SCAMDEMIC.

  5. Bill Johnson
    Bill Johnson
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    I wanted to be an English major(their uniforms were so cool) but I flunked the English entrance exam so I changed my major to chemistry.

  6. Henry Washington
    Henry Washington
    5 օր առաջ

    This dude remind me of Kyle from Living Single in the 90's.

  7. Chris Irby
    Chris Irby
    6 օր առաջ

    I hate Boston 💯💯

  8. Elwood Albert
    Elwood Albert
    10 օր առաջ

    polaroids and stamps

  9. Duron Arnold
    Duron Arnold
    13 օր առաջ

    He’s most definitely a Dave and Hannibal clone

  10. Caio Rezei
    Caio Rezei
    18 օր առաջ

    Che without his cap is like Hannibal Buress without his glasses - looks like someone else, and if you don't hear their voices, you'll be 100% sure that they're different people.

  11. Frank Martinez
    Frank Martinez
    20 օր առաջ

    He does such a great job of telling a story with his body movements along side his words

  12. Steve Davis
    Steve Davis
    25 օր առաջ

    This guy is fucking horrible

  13. Dead Toy
    Dead Toy
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    the cup is a way to lure attention. so smart!

  14. Armani Bethley
    Armani Bethley
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    Almost dropped my phone 🤣

  15. Professor N
    Professor N
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    If you wanna see more white ghettos, come to Montana 🤣

  16. Christopher Beddoe
    Christopher Beddoe
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    I had an engineering professor who used to joke about English majors because his daughter was one. She ended up getting a job doing technical writing for a company and made twice as much as he did as a professor. He was hilariously proud of her for monetizing that English degree.

  17. Pinecone269
    Pinecone269
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    Bro those last two minutes felt like they were straight taken from The Good Place

  18. Miss Interpreter
    Miss Interpreter
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    4:07 I shouldn't have to pay as much as somebody that votes 😂🤣😅 I don't vote, I don't pay taxes either lol

  19. mamamia here we go again
    mamamia here we go again
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    Im actually with him on the teacher-pyramid scheme metaphor

  20. Kenny Planter
    Kenny Planter
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    The flawless pasta postmeiotically fasten because manx additionly plan pro a calm rugby. past, agreeable side

  21. Nolyarb
    Nolyarb
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    He's like Josh Johnson if he had Ice Cube as his father.

  22. Sirjames Jemo
    Sirjames Jemo
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    This brother's comedy is so real and honest. Kevin Hart ain't got nothing on him

  23. Aj Kane
    Aj Kane
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    He reminds me of a weird mix of Dave Chapelle and Hannibal Buress

  24. Can't Katchem
    Can't Katchem
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    Sounds like he understands politics perfectly to me

  25. Ghost
    Ghost
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    Most white ghettos are just called trailer parks

  26. Vulture Brain
    Vulture Brain
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    Yooo when he said “we owe sprint $90 dollars” I almost died and when he followed with “you must’ve been roaming” I then actually died ☠️👿😭

  27. Vulture Brain
    Vulture Brain
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    Flexn on all other stand ups coming up right now

  28. Troydarius Stevenson
    Troydarius Stevenson
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    Reminds me of Hannibal

  29. Courtland Barber
    Courtland Barber
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    Who else is here because of the Roundtable of Gentlemen Podcast?

  30. Tony
    Tony
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    If only he just abandoned the dying SNL to focus on stand up

  31. Andy Holzinger
    Andy Holzinger
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    MICHAEL CHE SPREADS CONSPIRACY THEORIES !!!

  32. Andy Holzinger
    Andy Holzinger
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    Reports say half of the population thinks Michael Che is funny, I'm guessing that's the anti-Semitic side.

  33. Another High
    Another High
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    SNL has half of the country watching it The anti-Semitic side I'm guessing

  34. Danijela Mali
    Danijela Mali
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    Here's anti-semitic guy.

  35. Andy Holzinger
    Andy Holzinger
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    Fire Michael Che, Super Spreader of Misinformation and hate

  36. Another High
    Another High
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    #FireMichaelChe. hater and Anti-semite

  37. KayDee
    KayDee
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    It's a füçķîñģ pyramid scheme 😅

  38. KayDee
    KayDee
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    Che is brilliant

  39. Vinh Tran
    Vinh Tran
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    I rather hire someone with real world experience, than a arrogant fresh out of college kid any day.

  40. Burpo Stockings
    Burpo Stockings
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    Been rolling with my Sega Genesis since I was born. My older brother got it before I was born. He got a playstation, so I got the sega. Dudes had dozens of consoles and video games his whole life, now he has the PS5 and the new XBox. Lmao I still got my Sega and only my Sega. Still havent beaten the Jurassic Park game.

  41. Nastia
    Nastia
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    "WE" owe China...this aged like fine wine 💀

  42. RED PILL PORTAL
    RED PILL PORTAL
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    Che is a total leftist fraud. Boule assh*le and he didn't grow up in the hood either.

  43. jaymillymills
    jaymillymills
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    The crazy thing is he sounds like he did comedy straight from college.

  44. Brody Brown
    Brody Brown
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    Man to his guy is pretty good at Stand Up... doesn’t make sense why he’s such a shitty writer for SNL

  45. East Side Doom
    East Side Doom
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    He used that We owe China joke in his Netflix special. Still funny.

  46. Dominik Wilson
    Dominik Wilson
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    Speaking English and being able to properly word a business email are two different things lol. But still.......... it's a funny joke.

  47. Barb Cole Tranquility Himalayans
    Barb Cole Tranquility Himalayans
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    He’s very funny!!!

  48. Punchers Chance
    Punchers Chance
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Didn’t Chris tucker do the “I don’t owe you nothing” joke

  49. KRISTINE SANTA
    KRISTINE SANTA
    3 ամիս առաջ

    So good, without a lot of cussing! What a concept!

  50. Nozomi Sasaki
    Nozomi Sasaki
    3 ամիս առաջ

    I peed in a horse once

  51. polemikful
    polemikful
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    It's no joke to me what he said about voting. A fucking test for voting should be mandatory, no more flat earthers chosing trumps

  52. theboyoofoly
    theboyoofoly
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    Mr. Che is awesome

  53. Mujahid Razali
    Mujahid Razali
    3 ամիս առաջ

    "alright now, watch the birdie!"

  54. BIGDUKIE Gdk
    BIGDUKIE Gdk
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    This guy is not funny at all

  55. Steven Roberts
    Steven Roberts
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    the art in comedy is bein able to tell jokes without it sounding like a joke & he is smooth with that

  56. seni A
    seni A
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    Weeeeee don’t owe! 😅😂

  57. Nakedi Phora
    Nakedi Phora
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Hannibal 🤣🤣🤣🤣💦

  58. Cinco Sound
    Cinco Sound
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Just discovered this dude. Where tf have I been? So funny

  59. Austin ATOM
    Austin ATOM
    4 ամիս առաջ

    He shoulda said he took the tax money and bought a sega genesis lol

  60. Sirius Chengpion
    Sirius Chengpion
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Your jokes are deep and hilarious!

  61. Tkay 47
    Tkay 47
    4 ամիս առաջ

    This man just got a new fan...so difficult to find this quality comedian

  62. D L
    D L
    4 ամիս առաջ

    This brother was actually criticized for calling Boston the most racist city. Speaking as a Bostonian (Dorchester bred), this is accurate. Glad he didn't apologize.

  63. Duane Borgaes
    Duane Borgaes
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    4:05 ..."a license to vote" lol😉 4:35 ... "We", owe sprint ninety dollars.😁👌

  64. Terry Miller
    Terry Miller
    4 ամիս առաջ

    You can see why Kevin Hart is insecure. This guy, and several hundred others, would OWN him in comedy.

  65. ChupaCabra Thing
    ChupaCabra Thing
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Why he sound like Hannibal here?

  66. Penny Lane
    Penny Lane
    4 ամիս առաջ

    "wait til cheryl sees this in two-to-three business days" lmfao

  67. SupBrice
    SupBrice
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Damn, he's smooth! ❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🇨🇲

  68. J da high roller
    J da high roller
    4 ամիս առաջ

    The worlds oldest sexting joke lol

  69. trinigal77
    trinigal77
    4 ամիս առաջ

    8

  70. NKG ___
    NKG ___
    4 ամիս առաջ

    All the dislikes are people with English degrees

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    Resho Loitam
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  72. Accidental VHS
    Accidental VHS
    4 ամիս առաջ

    I wonder if the actually know that people made those fotos even at the turn of the century haha, this guy is great

  73. Perry from Ashes Of Folly
    Perry from Ashes Of Folly
    4 ամիս առաջ

    So genuine and calm. Right on.

  74. ZannaZatanna1
    ZannaZatanna1
    5 ամիս առաջ

    up until he said his friend taught English, I thought he was talking about John Mulaney even if the amount was too low 😅

  75. DANYAL
    DANYAL
    5 ամիս առաջ

    My man look like young 50 cent in Get Rich or Die Tryin

  76. DTBFFE
    DTBFFE
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Him saying he loves Boston didn’t age well

    1. Jalila Rashad-Miller
      Jalila Rashad-Miller
      5 ամիս առաջ

      lmao what happened?

  77. victormendoza871
    victormendoza871
    5 ամիս առաջ

    That biggie Sega joke was dope but at the same time, 300 Americans dollars was way harder to earn Than it is by today standards . Now people make 300 or more a week with minimum wage, back then you were lucky if you could

  78. Elizabeth Saporito
    Elizabeth Saporito
    5 ամիս առաջ

    5:48... "Polaroids and stamps..."

  79. Asche 2793
    Asche 2793
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Wrong.. back in cave man times a man carved one out on a cave and showed it to his mate

  80. Nirjan Bhattarai
    Nirjan Bhattarai
    5 ամիս առաջ

    His delivery is on par with Dave and that’s a big fucking deal

  81. NimmerNomma
    NimmerNomma
    5 ամիս առաջ

    I thought this guy was Hannibal Burress for 2 videos

  82. leo
    leo
    5 ամիս առաջ

    2:23 john mulaney?

  83. Daniel Buval
    Daniel Buval
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Il est trop ce mec il assure grave !!!

  84. Sarah Larson
    Sarah Larson
    5 ամիս առաջ

    He’s never seen a trailer park? Ooo he’s missing out.

  85. Sarah Larson
    Sarah Larson
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Red lobster some high class meals. Fo sho. 😂😂😂

  86. Ianna Frare
    Ianna Frare
    5 ամիս առաջ

    its a fucking pyramid scheme broooooo idk if he's really smart or if I'm really dumb

  87. Matthew Bay - Magic
    Matthew Bay - Magic
    5 ամիս առաջ

    If he ended up not drinking after picking that glass and holding it up for so long, I would have lost it 🤣

  88. R G
    R G
    6 ամիս առաջ

    the friend with the English degree better not be john mullany

  89. ladychips
    ladychips
    6 ամիս առաջ

    other celebrities: GO VOTE! Che: I don't vote

  90. MrSuperman2307
    MrSuperman2307
    6 ամիս առաջ

    It’s scary there’s no training or experience prerequisite to become the president lol

  91. NOOBKIA Tv
    NOOBKIA Tv
    6 ամիս առաջ

    didnt know bobby smurda did stand up

  92. MrWFactor
    MrWFactor
    6 ամիս առաջ

    Haha this dude is great

  93. 420 smoker
    420 smoker
    6 ամիս առաջ

    This foo looks like a older version of bobby shmurda 💯💯😂

  94. jbmaru
    jbmaru
    6 ամիս առաջ

    Keep your Sega Genesis games, they're worth more and more!

  95. Gugulethu
    Gugulethu
    7 ամիս առաջ

    The joke About college debt is more of a sad reality thou 😏

  96. Jamie Fallon
    Jamie Fallon
    7 ամիս առաջ

    I do English in university but on the plus side I do speak game of thrones English because I have a northern accent like Jon Snow. That’s the best life has handed me so far

  97. Otele Matamu
    Otele Matamu
    7 ամիս առաջ

    LOVE THIS DUDE........LoLz........

  98. Keonne Williams
    Keonne Williams
    7 ամիս առաջ

    Dude cracks me up😂

  99. Fort Pierce
    Fort Pierce
    7 ամիս առաջ

    Hey think we might’ve took too much 😂

  100. Emily Stone
    Emily Stone
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    I love Micheal Che more than I can put into words