Jimmy Carter Walks Into a McDonald’s… - Ms. Pat

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One day, when Ms. Pat worked at McDonald’s, Jimmy Carter walked through the door. (Contains strong language.)
Watch more of Ms. Pat in Dark Humor, a docuseries detailing the influences, experiences and perspectives of Black comedians: standup.com/darkhumor
Original airdate: February 25, 2015
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  1. Janny Gonzalez Velasquez
    Janny Gonzalez Velasquez
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    The opening is actually from Aphex Twin's Come To Daddy.

  2. ⫷ᖘurpℓeṨodaPºp⫸
    ⫷ᖘurpℓeṨodaPºp⫸
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    I honestly didn't know he was still living

  3. Charles Wood
    Charles Wood
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    This gotta be the shortest set someone's done on here. She hit a couple punchlines and out, I feel like she could have found some more and stretched this out. Imagine it happened long ago, surely could have developed this into a great story over the years.

  4. T Ferg
    T Ferg
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    Shayne Smith shouldve done one of these. I wouldve killed for a whole season of Patrice Oneal too.

  5. Dayvit78
    Dayvit78
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    Why isn't this under the official "This is not happening" playlist? Edit: Oh, because it's a re-upload.

  6. CoryHatfield
    CoryHatfield
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    Reupload?

  7. Tomislav Trtica
    Tomislav Trtica
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    Thank you Ms. Pat 👏👏👏👏👏

  8. Vwat Dvoing
    Vwat Dvoing
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    I am cryyyyying 😂😂

  9. KidYoureAHomo
    KidYoureAHomo
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    are they just re-uploading old episodes now??

    1. Hulk2k6
      Hulk2k6
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      New to some of us

  10. amistry605
    amistry605
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    Leave out the intro...

  11. Complex Skepsis
    Complex Skepsis
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    Ms. Pat is a BOSS love this comedy!

  12. heffa
    heffa
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    LMAO

  13. Ken Park Skateboarding
    Ken Park Skateboarding
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    Excellent :D

  14. Rich Averitt
    Rich Averitt
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    For me, it’s the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige. One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, “Wow, three for free!” and the nice friendly McDonald’s worker laughed and said, “I’m going to call you 3-for-free!”. Now the staff greets me with “hey it’s 3-for-free!” and ALWAYS give me three packets. It’s such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald’s restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I’m in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs. I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it’s delicious! What a great restaurant

    1. Robin D Hood
      Robin D Hood
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      Quick, you should call the McDonalds marketing department

  15. derek1212
    derek1212
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    Manager "why is there so much money missing" you're never going to believe this, the president came in

  16. GLASS JOE Biden
    GLASS JOE Biden
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    She gotta loose the weight

    1. CoryHatfield
      CoryHatfield
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      This video is old as hell.

    2. Robin D Hood
      Robin D Hood
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      Not while working or going to McDonalds, they will supersize you in a heartbeat

  17. Sean Sinha
    Sean Sinha
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    Jimmy Carter such a stand up dude, you know he still paid for the burger.

  18. S J
    S J
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    Reuploading old clips now...

  19. Extraneus
    Extraneus
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    ms pat ghetto af

  20. grizzlehatchet1
    grizzlehatchet1
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    Never happened

  21. rajackson50
    rajackson50
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    Somebody wake President Carter up and see if this story true!

    1. Wendy Muller
      Wendy Muller
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      Think he remembers a trip to McDs???

    2. Ian Kensington
      Ian Kensington
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      Ask his nurse at the retirement home.

  22. E K Daufin
    E K Daufin
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    So real. Fun. But please don’t say it comes out yo’ check. It came from all the the government to help the economy. Good growing story. Hope White folks don’t think this is all Black folks and know where it comes from and how all that mess is survival strategy.

  23. Sheri Lynn Bettevy
    Sheri Lynn Bettevy
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    😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

  24. Tihetris Weathersby
    Tihetris Weathersby
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    Jimmy Carter is one of the coolest presidents, Also a great humanitarian, This story never gets old

    1. Hulk2k6
      Hulk2k6
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      @CAP’N CRUNCH $20, no less.

    2. Robin D Hood
      Robin D Hood
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      @CAP’N CRUNCH Harriet should be coming soon to a wallet or purse near you

    3. CAP’N CRUNCH
      CAP’N CRUNCH
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      @Robin D Hood what about Andrew Jackson!? And we still print money with his face on it...

    4. Hulk2k6
      Hulk2k6
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      Got a brother named Billy and his teeth look Silly, break it down now...

    5. Robin D Hood
      Robin D Hood
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      @ArdentMuskrat13 Then lucky for him that there was a president, Trump, who will go down as the very worst, even worst than Harding & Hoover.

  25. Don't visit my channel
    Don't visit my channel
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    Today I learned Portland was named by a coin flip. Had the coin landed the other way, the city would be Boston, Oregon.

    1. amistry605
      amistry605
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      No it would've been "kakapoopoopeepeeshire"... facts

  26. Don't visit my channel
    Don't visit my channel
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    Me: **sees notification clicks right when it pops up* AMget: nope you're staying here lmao.. :)